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[kris6942069]

My siblings are so annoying like,

Frisk: "Am I a girl? Am I a boy? Nobody knows, but everyone thinks I'm hot and that makes everyone gay." - literally everyone likes them they got natural charisma.

Asriel: "FRISK WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THOSE LOVE LETTERS, THE FUCK!?!?" - literally nobody likes him.

And then there's me. A no gender - no attraction person. "OH MY FUCKING GOD BERDLY I AM AROACE I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING DATE YOU." and that stupid bird is all "Oh, you're playing hard to get... How cute!" And then I punch the shit out of him along with Susie since he's a fucking nerd.

[spite-and-waffles]

Pros and cons of stealing a very delicious JayTim plot from an author who bashes Steph and Damian in what seems like every fic they write, without tagging the character hate, despite repeatedly being asked to, who also puts that shit in the TimSteph tag. Discuss.

[lunicho]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSN7P72SC/

Hehe hi - 🧚‍♀️

u think ur so fucking funny don't u. DON'T PLAY WITH ME OMG. no bc im fr gonna bite ur ankles like i said in the tags on that one ask like im really about to explode i can't believe u would do this to me like i cant believe u would treat me like this. this ask just jumped me and beat my ass and called me ugly like???? im so normal like all that other shit i just said wasn't real like i was just playing *eye twitch*

[fuck-your-chickenstrips-hoe]

I'm literally so grateful for Ms. Megan Thee Stallion. If it wasn't for her, i wouldn't have access to these Wendy Williams exclusives

[jennrypan]

"It should've been Mark"

Shuuuut the fuuuck UP.

I love Mark a lot too but fuck. You annoying little Raggedy muffins can't be happy for Cory?? Damn. He's excited and we should be excited for him instead saying who tf it should've been??

Be fuckin fr.

Mark is doing other projects and I BETTER NOT SEE YOU MFS BRING UP MARK IN CORYS COMMENTS. Other YouTubers exist, other youtubers are involved with FNAF. Let's be serious

[x-heesy]

tHiS wOrLd Is SiCk By Ic3PeAk 🖕🏾

[artzychic27]

How long are you going to be in hiatus?

I am working on the next chapter Scarlet Beetle & Ikati Black.

You wanna give fic writing a try with my schedule?

I promised a Halloween fic by October and I didn’t deliver because I’m obsessing over a shitty internship class I do not want to take in the damn summer, I gotta do a stupid animation project, code a fucking interactive website, I was working on my Halloween costume since late August because I knew I was going to procrastinate on that, I do field hockey even though I don’t play because I suck compared to the other goalie, I do power lifting sessions, I am the senator of club, am working to become the Historian of another and trying to join three other clubs that discuss issues I care very deeply about

So, I’ll ask again. Do you wanna give fic writing a try with my schedule? Go ahead, I’ll wait for an answer while I’m shitting out another thousand words and eating nothing but water and French fries! I haven’t eaten a proper meal in two weeks because the cafeteria here sucks! I have to BUY food while praying for the VA to send me money so I can pay my bills on top of tuition fees because my scholarship bent me over and fucked me over a table in front of my mom!

[theoldwest]

They should have let Dean flip people off

[pokaww]

I never want to hear from that guy again

[pcktknife]

shame everyone rushed to pair ingo with melli or volo when laventon was a cuter option

[khaleesiofalicante]

We've been given terrorist attack warnings for some parts of the country and my anxiety is immediately 📈📈📈

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I will never ever forget what my dad said to me years ago in middle school when I was sad that my irl friend at the time wasn't playing wizard101 with me and he immediately said "well that's probably because she has a life." God still hasn't lifted me back up from that

[satorena]

“fuck my baby daddy” by sexyy except your baby daddy’s toji 🙉

[newliarsfakingbradgeigersfamily]

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[stupidrant]

(Atreboda Victorian era AU) Okay I'm back. And I have my thoughts a bit more together now, those two previous asks were written by an enthustiastic young person 🥹 my fingers were shaking, I had to take breaks to kick my feet and giggle because I really, REALLY love this idea. i don't post on AO3 because I have beef with them BUT I DIGRESS; Let's continue where we left off, shall we?

~

Upon seeing Angrboda talking to that... mere son of a blacksmith, whose hair resembled a half-eaten chestnut. A lanky young man with not a single sophisticated bone in his body, what could he possibly offer her granddaughter? Gryla knew she had to act now or risk being shunned by the very pillars of the aristocratic society. For eternity. She knew all too well about the consequences of love that challenges the rigid norms of the high society. Her son married a woman from another family, and even though Angrboda's mother was elegant in every way - she defied the social expectations of what it means to be a lady. She refused to be confined to the strict role. That meant humiliation for Gryla, as she remembered all the mocking sneers, scornful looks, and contempt from her peers.

And look at the both of them now... Six feet under. Beyond devastating incident, but was it all worth it? Damaging the family name, their reputation? Gryla cannot answer this, but what she does know is that she won't let Angrboda meet the same fate as her parents.

Although she looks at the young couple at the bench, talking loudly, with two slobbering dogs around them (Angrboda's gown is going to be ruined, it's gnawing at Gryla.) she wants to walk up to them, scold them, and forcibly take her granddaughter home but... She decides to let them be. For now. Gryla hurries back to the masion, trying to hatch a plan to secure a suitable match for Angrboda. There's the charming son of the haughty duchess, the marquess knows a wealthy viscount with many estates, and the baroness' ambitious nephew. Such prestige! This makes her confident in stopping Angrboda from consorting with the boy of the lower class.

Gryla sits down on the parlor chair, and commands the maids to bring her papers, pen, and plenty of ink. And a cup of tea. Writing these letters might take some time...

~

Meanwhile, Atreus and Angrboda were still sitting on the bench, incredibly immersed in their conversation about artistic expressions. They also talked about their dreams and aspirations, and Atreus reveals that he wants to travel the world. What a coincidence, for Angrboda herself has always loved the idea to see the world. To see something else than the ancient mansion she's caged in!

Shared laughters, good humour, and the sheer excitement of finally being able to talk to a like-minded person made time go by very fast. Atreus was enchanted by the young lady's delightful personality, full of joy and radiance. Her brown eyes were warm, sweet, and so lovely. And Angrboda was captivated by his sincerity, his earnest smile, and heart that she feels like was indeed made of gold. She has never felt so exhilirated to meet someone who truly cares, someone who doesn't looks at status or class; but at their humanity.

But the time has flown by quickly. The sun is about to set, and Angrboda has to excuse herself. Whatever she's going to listen from her grandmother is not going to pretty, but it's not like she hasn't heard it all before... "Thank you so much for today, Atreus. I think this might be my favourite day I've had so far." she says while she smiles, standing up to smooth her gown.

"N-no, thank you! I mean, thank you, my lady for taking out the time to sit with me! You must have had a busy schedule. Yet you chose to forgo all of that..." Atreus scrambled to get up, closing his sketch book. Speki and Svanna standing on his sides, wagging their tails. Angrboda giggles and pets them both. "Trust me, Atreus. I would rather be here than with my grandmother. One day I will tell you all about... I promise."

Atreus nods in understanding. Suddenly, it's as if his body moves on his own. He has no idea where he got the courage from, but he takes Angrboda's hand and places a delicate kiss on it. Her soft hand lingered in his own.

The young lady blushed deeply and his her face behind the fan. She curtsied and bid farewell, walking quickly on her way home.

Now Atreus stood there for a while. Way until Angrboda was no longer in sight.

He jumped in joy and whooped in such a high volume, people around him thought he was going mad. But he didn't care. Speki and Svanna seemed to join in the celebration, the joy was infectious. He walked back to his house, singing and humming to himself. He can't wait to see her again. Well, she does want to see him again, according to her demeanour that is, so it's natural that they will meet once more.

Won't they?

enthusiasm by young person is literally the reason why this blog exists trust me i understand😭😭😭😭 SHE’LL BE FINE GRYLA 😢😢😢😢 HALF EATEN CHESTNUT IS DIABOLICAL LMFAOOOOOOOOOIO

[x-heesy]

​Trumpies not well cum here 👉🏾🖕🏾👈🏽 (#gotoschool)

oOoF

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WiTh An Ar YoU’rE oN mY rAdAr

AiN’t NoBoDy GoNnA hElP yOu No SaFeGuArD, yEaH

sLiT mY wRiStS fIlL tHe CuP, cAn’T cO-eXiSt

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iT’s JuSt Me AnD aLl I gOt Is Me ThAt Is AlL i NeEd In ThE mIdDlE oF

tHe BeD i SeE tHe PaPeR iN mY dReAmS

eVeRy DaY iS a GoD dAmN sTrUgGlE

fUcK iT aNyThInG tO hElP mE? nOtHiNg-NoThInG

tOsSiNg AnD tUrNiNg My StOmAcH iS cHuRnInG

i CaLl OuT tO gOd BuT i’M bEtTeR oFf BuRnInG

i WiSh I cOuLd EnD iT, i WiSh I cOuLd EnD iT

i’M hAnGiNg On By A tHrEaD lEtS nOt PrEtEnD tHaT i’M fInE

i’M lOsInG mY gOd DaMn MiNd, YeAh

I’m LoSiNg My GoD dAmN mInD

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nOt EnOuGh BaLl My FiSt

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wOw! ThAt WaS a VeRy EvIl TrAcK

i’M sOrRy GuYs, I dIdN’t MeAn To ReAlLy Go In

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@len0r @m-l-3 @bigbonzo

wOoF 🐶

Normal isn’t a compliment 😂👉🏾🖕🏾👈🏽

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