#fuck that man

[da3drat]

tired: hating on nazeem

wired: hating in belethor

[fuck-your-chickenstrips-hoe]

I'm literally so grateful for Ms. Megan Thee Stallion. If it wasn't for her, i wouldn't have access to these Wendy Williams exclusives

[fiveholesinthefence]

AND SHE STILL PUT INVISIBLE STRING ON THE SETLIST

[buckbeforeyou]

fuck ​Reginald Hargreeves but as a singular moment him calling Viktor “my boy” was literally the cutest thing ever and definitely healed something in Viktor (at least a little bit)

[bazpire]

*bites porter's jugular off*

[themidwintermuse]

Look. I'm just saying. No where in Bungo Stray Dogs does it specifically say that Dazai is NOT secretly Mariah Carey

[theselightsareblinding]

It makes me want to puke a little bit having to see Joke try again and again to communicate with his piece of shit of a father who spent all his life making him feel inferior and ultimately abandoned him, only for said father to reject him repeatedly. And everybody else treats this like it's just a silly argument between them. If I were his friend I wouldn't want that man near him ever again.

Joke and his brother haven't seen each other for years and when they do the only thing they talk about is how sorry their poor father is? Oh wow he has noodles in his cupboard, I guess this redeems years of abuse.

[aleksanderscult]

Why do you hate Mal?

(TW!: verbal abuse! slut shaming! alcoholism!)

Well, long story short, he's a huge dick.

I could write three long metas about his toxicity and why I dislike him but I don't want to tire my fingers for him. 😑

Maybe because of his slut-shaming behaviour?

Oh and what is this? Ah yes, Mal being angry that Alina found happiness away from him:

I'm so sorry Mal that Alina wasn't tortured so you could feel okay. I'm so sorry that she didn't feel insecure enough to run back in your arms, needing you and depending on you like you always wanted for her.

You know, that's the thing with Mal. He did nothing to Alina.

Not when his "friend" was mocking her appearance (and yes this is serious for me because I too have a very thin body and people from my own family have mocked me for it. So it's no joke).

Not when she was apparently sad that he fucked around girls knowing that she knew.

He did literally nothing until Alina wanted to fuck the Darkling and showed interest for him.

(slut shaming her even here)

From then on he ✨magically✨ noticed her out of nowhere and he said that "now I see you".

BULLSHIT!!

According to Mal, it's okay if he fucks girls every other night but it's not okay when Alina wants to do it with a man that....I don't know. Supported her power and abilities maybe?

And he seems constantly so concerned that she has fucked him that he apparently doesn't care if she's truly okay.

What a normal person would say to Alina: "Are you okay? Did he hurt you? I'm sorry you had to go through this."

What Mal said to Alina: "FUCK TORTURE! DID HE FUCK YOU BY ANY CHANCE?!?!"

He's so unserious FR

That's his only concern. If Alina likes or fucked the Darkling (sometimes I wish she had done the latter just so I could see Mal's face after it).

Also! He's an extraordinary bad influence for Alina and her confidence! 😍

A few minutes ago, Alina decided to return to the Little Palace to lead. To do the right thing and stand in this war.

And now we have Mal threaten her: "If you go, I might not follow!!"

And that shattered Alina's confidence. Now she feels ashamed ("maybe he doesn't want me", "maybe he'll leave me") and after that passage when Mal exits the tent, Alina starts thinking "What am I doing? I'm no soldier, or Saint. How will I make it?"

Mal is an influence that constantly wears her down emotionally by making her doubt herself, making her have guilts and making her thoughts come back to him constantly ('cause he's always "What about me?? Think of me!! Look at how shit I feel!!").

Again, he makes the whole matter revolve around him.

There is a civil war ongoing and Mal is like "Okay, but what about me, Alina??!!?!"

LIKE BRO NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU!! THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING HERE!!

And another toxic trait of his. Apparently, if a woman says "no" to him, it's unacceptable:

(The first passage is when Mal tried to kiss her but Alina saw the Darkling behind his back and the second one is when Alina saw Mal kissing Zoya, btw)

He gets angry for the fact that Alina withdrew from his attempted kiss. And apparently he "knows what that means" because every girl he had ever kissed was willing to him.

I'm sorry, Mal, for the fact that a girl changed her mind at the last minute.

If a girl changes her mind, then you must respect that. Not shout at her. NO MEANS NO, MAL.

Mal is that type of guy that throws you in bed, you kiss him and all, and at the last minute when you change your mind and don't want to go for it (for whatever reason the girl might have of course) he gets angry and says "BUT YOU SAID "YES" TWO MINUTES AGO!!!"

He gives me the ick for real, guys.

And, of course, his fury for Alina's power and status. Because, since she gained them, she's no longer depended on him.

Yes, people. Mal wanted to take out a piece of her soul essentially, so he could have her! Romantic!! 🤩🤩

Also, the fact that he was constantly looking like shit in S&S because he was drunk every night is also selfish of him. Mal was Alina's personal guard and protector. One of her three closest ones. By doing this, by having this behaviour, he gives a VERY bad image to Alina.

Imagine what the nobles would think if they saw him this way. The power of image is everything. Nikolai knew it. The Darkling knew it. Even Alina came to know it. By having one of your protectors drinking heavily all night, get into fights and look like shit makes Alina feel embarrassed for the image she gives to the other people. And she was actually in a very delicate position at that time, because she had to gain the trust of the King, his counselors and nobles. Mal should know better than embarrassing her.

Imagine if you were in a high position for the first time in your life, trying to make an impression so everything could go alright and, in the meanwhile, your guardian walks around drunk.

This is not good. In today's world, they fire such people from their work.

And all these bullshit from him in R&R saying "I told stories of you from your childhood so they could see the real Alina" is also bullshit. Bitch, if you wanted to do something good, look respectable for the part. If you want to cry and drink kvas 24/7 then resign, lock yourself up and do it. Don't embarrass your boss.

Also, Bardugo had said that after S&S she received a lot of negative comments about Mal's character. So it's no wonder she made him suddenly all "good" in R&R. She wanted to give reasons to the readers to like him and support his eventual marriage with Alina.

Anyways, I know people will say that the Darkling was no better but, guys...

This is not a competition. Of who is better or worse.

And just like another person had once said in this fandom "The Darkling represents a fairytale character while Mal reminds you of every jerk you've met in your life"

And it's a perfect quote to describe them.

The Darkling is the type of guy we all fall in love in fiction. A fantastical character that does bad deeds but still you swoon over.

While Mal is that asshole you met in high school treating you like shit. That boy you were seeing in corridors flirting with every girl he saw and being a fuckboy. That relationship you had that undermined your value.

Mal is a character that hits very close at home for the readers (with his actions and personality).

This post about him and M*lina explains my thoughts perfectly.

Go read it when you can, guys. It's an incredible mini meta.

[faerunsbest]

get under his dress

Rolan sweet darling is never able to stifle himsefl when you have your tongue buried inside him. your hands under his dress groping and fondling him, stroking his thick dripping hard on. he shift to almost bit under his tail. he cant help the near shout he lets off, hips snapping for more.

you whip him around from you rplace on your knees, he only locks eyes with you for just a moment before your mouth is around his cock, tongue tracing the ridges of him. you are calm only a moment before you such and bob and tilt your head. Rolans knees go weak, so you slam him up against the wall, his reflex to throw his leg up over your shoulder. your hands grip and squeeze his fat ass before fingers slide in searching, poking and prodding before he all out your name in broken syllables. you shift to thrust relentlessly against his prostate with one hand, mouth slurping and sucking mercilessly against his dick. as he looks down he only sees your veiled gaze up from under the lace of his silk mini dress. your other grip sand strokes at the base of his tail, you love it. the way he keens,teeth bared as he moans like a bitch in heat.

buck, his hips snap , and there's no reprieve from the stimulation you offer with your entire self until the base of knotted cock swells up and he bursts. his cum splattering against your esophagus.

swallow it and keep your eyes locked on his.

he buckles, you don't, you grab him by his sensitive ridged hips to throw him down on his back and mount him.

Rolan complain for a break, he needs just a moment but his eyes roll back when you thrust up in his deep tight cavernous heat. slick and gummy with desperate need. over and over the breath is knocked from his lung while roll and buck and thrust desperate flood his insides, discolor the walls of his ass hold with the color your need.

biting hard down on his tenuous shoulder, your teeth sink in, pulling up the taste of copper while his claws dig into your back, hes useless a ragged mess moaning shameless and desperate as his cock seems to have new life. standing at attention when you finally come undone. you've flooded him with sticky gobs of yourself.

he whines, it isn't fair, how true and you wont let him whine for long after you've emptied yourself. you throw your head back as his dripping cum laden cock slide up inside you.

Rolan moans your name again as you settle on top og him in his pretty silk dress. he grabs your shoulder and throws you down on your back, rutting like a whore up inside you, shameless in his greed. he buck and moans, your knees slapping against your chest while he uses your form to grasp at euphoria.

and you, you look up to see that beautiful man in his pretty dress holding you down thrusting desperate for release. Rolan throws his back and moans loud, it almost hurts your ears, almost but you feels his glory all hot and wet and thick flooding you until your sure your belly swells.

he pulls out with a soft wet 'pop' and yo can feel his love spilling out from your love laden cavity before he just collapses on top of you. and all you can do is reach up to stroke his hair.

"you looks so pretty tonight..."

[mommycity]

Geto with a pussy…it’s gettin me bro. 

Imagine fucking him hgnnsn. Just another night of fun after you both are stressing about your finals. Getting him on all fours and just fucking him with long slow strokes.the way he’s arching his broad frame, his ass is so full it’s just so fucking much ahgnsnn,, His pussy is so wet and needy, it sucks you in and welcomes you home. It’s the best fucking view when you look at where you connect, so sloppy and wet. Geto is so fucking giving even when he’s getting fucked so he’s fucking himself back on you. Your dick is full of his cream at the base. Imagine just rubbing slow tight circles on his clit. “Does it feel good? Fuck I’m so close baby”, he’s whimpering. You have to grab his hair and kiss him so he can give his cream filled finale, he might even let you finish inside. 

Maybe next time you should spit on his asshole and stick a thumb in? I’m just a freak ass nigga tho stay safe yall 

[taro-tk22]

For fuck sake, this whole episode genuinely sucks, what eunsong did genuinely can’t be legal, taking her away from her family?? Hyunwoo getting blamed for a murder 😭this shit is so infuriating, the way eunsong loaded her with so much information when she woke up, fucking loser fuck this man fuck this creepy stalker ass man he’s so fucking annoying. I hate this man with the biggest burning passion. He’s genuinely unhinged, he needs to be put behind THE BIGGEST BARS somewhere far away from haein and hyunwoo, like not even his mother is this unhinged 🤨and that’s saying something. At least she had a motive for wanting to get money he’s just upset & jealous of the fact that haein doesn’t love him like that. Genuinely they need to put a restraining order against him, I need justice to be served next episode, we only have two episodes left so idk how they’ll resolve this plot in just those two eps also I’d like to mention they didn’t bring up the miscarriage which has thrown me off, it feels like bad writing.

[chelsgalaxy]

carol 😭😭😭

[apollos-constant-crisis]

drake filing suit at all for defamation after losing a rap battle is not only the most pathetic thing he could have done, but also the most dangerous for hip hop/rap as a genre. This is an attempt to sue rap and the diss track’s existence and the only reason I would ever want it to make it to court is so someone can show Drake’s weird actions to a judge.

[logansgaar]

Shaking, trembling angry that Tony gets to be remembered in a blaze of glory throughout the universe known as the great Iron Man, the way he always wanted to be, while Gamora and Natasha's tragedies and sacrifices appear to be mere footnotes that no one but their close families acknowledge after, and no one even remembers Peter exists let alone what he sacrificed for them all

[bitter-hibiscus]

Are you going through an anti-Bruce moment? 🤣

oops, could you tell?

[rickybaby]

Jacques villeneuve is with sky. He better not open his mouth because the post summer break Daniel is not going to hold back. In fact, might be fun seeing him get dragged to filth by Daniel