#🎭 anon

[livelaughlovesubs]

Mind empty just Thinking about dazai with knife play or gunplay is just 😋

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ARGHHHHH

Dazai who’s super excited about it, wriggling around all the time in hopes you’d accidentally kill him. But he didn't actually want to die, it’s too painful this way. Still, just imagining it and fantasising about the possibility made his dick leak like a girl.

Dazai who audibly gasps whenever you cut him slightly, or press the muzzle against his forehead. Whimpering when he inhale, breath hitching and going up a pitch as you press the trigger. The familiar ‘bang’ of the gun reached his ears as his inevitable orgasm washes over him.

Dazai who gets so exited when seeing red, watching the blood drip down his skin as it sticks to everywhere. His blood was such a clear red, it didn’t take long until it became lumps. But until then, he had enough time to admire the fluid and groan in delight.

Dazai who squirms around when you threaten to take his life. Like an embarrassed maiden while he covers his face, grinning cheekily while shaking his hips. Feeling the cold material of the weapon sliding across his chest, stomach or thighs, rubbing against his crotch teasingly. It’ll be hard to hold back~

Dazai who loved it a bit too much when you press the muzzle of the gun against his cheeks, brushing it over his lips and force it into his mouth. Forcing him to suck and lick it. He swears he can taste the bullet within, even though it isn’t loaded. At this rate he doesn’t even know if he wants to beg you to shoot or to withdraw the gun. Dazai who begs you for more once you are done with your little session. Always seeking more adrenaline and danger. Next time, maybe you’ll load one bullet? Or maybe two even to be extra bold? Russian roulette is pretty fun after all.

[gabessquishytum]

Saw a video about how female mountain lions scream like the most horrible terrifying sound when they're mating.

Lots of dreamling fics include Hob being surprised to learn about Dream’s horrible donkey laugh? How about Hob learning that Dream makes the weirdest most terrifying eldritch screams when he’s getting fucked?

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Honestly I think Dream has earned the right to make unhinged noises in bed! He's not human, maybe he forgets that Hob IS human and therefore has human eardrums... maybe Dream happens to break the sound barrier the first time Hob makes him cum. Hob sits there, ears and nose bleeding, mouth open, absolutely and totally flattered that Dream made such an absolute racket to express him pleasure <3

After that Dream tones it down from "sonic boom" to "tires screeching in a car chase" and Hob still loves it. Mainly because he just bloody loves Dream, you know?

[wilbursprincess]

~hihi! I js found ur blog and I'm acc so obsessed -/srs~

anywho! may I ask if you can write a fanfic about

the honey moon? (With Wilbur) :3

~also can I be a 🎭 anon?~

You And Wilbur’s Honeymoon

Wilbur Soot x Female Reader

Warnings: None :)

Welcome, 🎭 anon! Great to have you :) and yes, this one is quite overdue lol. Hope you enjoy!

Headcannons below cut!

~He plans your honeymoon on an all-inclusive resort, sitting on a gorgeous white sand island.

~”We’ll never have the chance to go somewhere this fancy again! Let’s really spoil ourselves.”

~Buys you a gorgeous floral sundress to match his floral shirt <3

~Orders room service to be delivered every morning so you two can have breakfast in bed!

~Walking on the beach and collecting shells >>>>>>>

~Sunset cocktails in the hot tub every night!

~Books you couples massages at the spa, as well as a manicure and pedicure for you <3

~Buying matching everything.

~Matching bracelets, matching flip flops, matching Hawaiian shirts, etc.

~Also, if there’s anything you want in any of the shops?

~He’s buying it for you.

~Says it’s ‘for the memories’, when he really just likes to spoil you.

~Getting your photo taken at every single cheesy photo op, buying commemorative frames!

~Just laying on loungers together, so happy to be married <3

[anonauthorsworkshop]

helloo, i stumbled upon ur mha x scp au and AHDSIHDSGISDGJ UR WRITING??? IS SO GOOD?? (also im new here hi, can i be 🎭 anon) more mha x scp au pls /nf tho

hii 🎭 anon :) i get a lot of requests for this au haha, sure!

previous part here

AU where MC is transported into the MHA universe with a SCP-summoning quirk. essentially a MHA and SCP crossover. you can read the rest of the parts under the tag #pp mha au

(note: i have never watched or read mha in my life and all of my knowledge is from fanfics and lazily googled questions! sorry in advance for any mischaracterizations or anything that just... doesn't make any sense? lol)

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You lean forward, nearly falling off of your chair in the process. Squinting your eyes into narrow lines, you focus on one, crucial objective:

Trying to figure out what the hell is sitting right in front of you.

He looks like a cat, sort of. He reminds you of Josie, or, well, 529, with his feline-esque features and all.

Oh, you really should summon Josie here again sometime. It's been quite a while since you last have. That cat makes a good cuddle buddy. Even if she's missing the entire other half of her body.

You hum in thought, continuing to careen forward from your chair. No! This thing across from you is nothing like Josie. His ears look more like a bear, like 1048. Or could he be a dog? No, no... You've got it! He's definitely a rat!

Leaning back, you return to a proper sitting position and internally applaud yourself for finding the solution to your own ridiculous question. A rat, you think to yourself, face smug. Reminds me of a certain mask that drips black snot.

Wait a minute. The satisfied expression you adorn falters as you inspect the rat closer. What if it's not a rat, but a mouse?!

No, you're getting sidetracked! You take another bite of the banana you have graciously been given by your... captors? Do they count as captors if you willingly went with them?

The clearing of a throat. "Excuse me. If you could please answer the question..."

Oh, right. They're not really your 'captors,' just your interrogators, (that provide you with free food, might you add).

"What was the question again?" you ask, before not-so-elegantly stuffing the rest of the banana down your throat. You couldn't help but cave into your stomach's hunger; you haven't tasted this quality of fresh food in years! No more scavenging for meals or rummaging through garbage bins!

The man in uniform raises an inquiring eyebrow. You examine the badge attached to his right breast pocket: 'Detective Tsukauchi.'

He gestures to his side. "He asked you for your name."

Your eyes follow his hand's movements, and you find yourself gazing at the rat once more. "Oh, I wasn't paying attention." You admit shamelessly, grabbing another banana from the bowl placed before you. "I'm Y/N."

"Pleasure to meet you, Y/N." The rat smiles. You absentmindedly nod in response. "I'm Nezu, the principal of U.A. High. The man beside me is Detective Tsukauchi," you glance at the final stranger, "and this is Aizawa, a teacher at this school. He is also the one who found you. We would like to ask you some questions, as you are already aware."

"Sure," you comply, shoving another banana into your mouth. "I don't mind."

"How old are you?"

"Fifteen, I think."

"Who are your parents?"

You shrug, nonchalantly reaching for another banana. "Don't have any."

Nezu's grin widens slightly, and you watch him place a paw below his jaw. "Would you be comfortable telling us about what happened in that alley?"

Cocking your head to the side, you carefully peel off the banana's skin. "Which one?"

The detective speaks up. "The one you were found in."

Chewing another bite of your food, you tap a finger to your chin in thought. "Well, I was asleep until I heard a bunch of noise." Slowly, you turn to Nezu, replicating his ear-to-ear smile as you dramatically retell your experience.

"I looked up from my home, my beloved alleyway cardboard box, and saw two groups of people fighting. I decided to hide in my box until it was all over, but then one of them crashed into my home. They crumpled my box, and my hiding spot was revealed! The two groups started arguing about 'gang territory,' or whatever, and one of them decided to use me as a hostage and pointed a gun to my head."

You sink your teeth into your banana once more, oblivious to the horrified looks from every adult in the room.

"Oh, but it was fine," you casually continue, mouth half-full, "since, you know, I took care of it and all."

"When you say that you 'took care of it,'" the detective asks cautiously, "do you mean that you used your quirk?"

"My... quirk?" You scratch the back of your neck. "I guess it's my quirk? Don't know too much about 'quirks,' to be honest. I've never been to a doctor, or whatever specialist you go to for checking those out."

"Could you describe to us what it was that you exactly did?"

You gulp down the rest of your banana before replying. "You mean, in that alley? I summoned, or, like, conjured up one of those, uh." You pause, replacing 'SCPs' with another word to prevent further confusion. "Creatures? One of those creatures."

Tsukauchi looks you in the eye. "These creatures that you summon." You glance at the detective's hands, and you notice that they're trembling. "What do they do? What do they look like?"

"Usually I summon them to help and protect me." You explain with a shrug, "Oftentimes I encounter people who want to hurt me for some reason. There's a bunch of, er, 'creatures,' that I can summon, and they don't typically look like your perception of what's 'normal.'"

You continue, "There are endless possibilities, really. One looks like a teddy bear, just covered in human ears." Tsukauchi's eyes widen, as if his suspicions have been confirmed. "There's some that are long and bony. Some of them have these gigantic claws and razor-sharp mouths. Some of them are all gooey and acidic-"

"I believe that's enough." You turn to the side, taking a brief glimpse at Aizawa, who is standing beside you. Those were the only words he's spoken this entire time.

Turning back to the other two, you're about to grab another banana when you catch sight of the detective. You stare awkwardly, your hand paused mid-air. He seems to have completely spun on his heel to face away from you, hands clutching the wall as he gags and dry heaves. You scoot back in your chair uncomfortably.

"...And you do not have a home, correct?" Nezu stands up from his seat, approaching yours.

"Well, I did, but like I said, my cardboard box was destroyed because of those two rival gangs, or whoever they were."

"I see." He raises a paw so as to pet the top of your head. You clumsily bend down in your chair, allowing the two-foot-tall principal to reach your height. "We can arrange something for you. You may stay in a personal dorm here for free, if you would like." He smiles, "So long as you attend this school, the police force has also gladly agreed to erase your criminal record!"

You gawk at him. "C-criminal record?" Well, you guess you usually do end up leaving a mess of dead bodies behind, but it's always in self-defense!

"You should know it is illegal to use your quirk unlicensed and in public, Y/N."

Surveying the room, you dart your eyes from person to person. In the corner of the room, the detective, who is on the verge of vomiting up his insides. The man beside you, Aizawa, who refuses to look at you. The one standing in front of you, Nezu, who is blackmailing you, but is also offering you free shelter and free food...

You huff, grabbing Nezu's paw and shaking it wildly. "It's a deal, then."

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[plushum-confessional]

I’m glad u think so!! Brian is a fox, Bleep Bloop is a BAB alien, Sklep is an ikea alien plush (like I mentioned in a confession before) Faygo is a squishables plague doctor and klowniac is a clown squishmellow!! I miss them sm rn :o[

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OUGJ,,,,KLOWNIAC,,,I LOVE IT,,,,,

[cluster-b-culture-is]

NPD culture is embarrassment feeling physically painful and like the end of the world

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[eyesxxyou]

Imagine Model!Hobie sitting down in an alleyway after being rejected, giving up with modeling completely until the reader, aka loser-autistic-artist!reader timidly, quite literally waddles up to him like

“Hi! Um, c-could I perhaps.. draw you?”

They would ask, fiddling with their pen in one hand, pushing their glasses up with the other while pressing their lips into a thin line nervously.

This turns into a weekly, innocent sketching session, each of which sketches are hanged up on their wall. This innocent sketching sesh, turns into suggesting poses, which turns into shirtless poses, which turn into fully nude.

And it ends with reader being fucked dumb against the table, rambling about something to keep themselves sane as hobie fucks them balls deep mercilessly. (I might've… added a few things but you know…)-🎭

UGGGGH THIS WOULD MAKE SUCH A GREAT FIC IM TELLING YOU. THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME

[traumaholdercultureis]

fictive trauma holder culture is already having a shitty source so not only do you hold the body's trauma you also hold your own exotrauma and it's like you can never get a break no matter what

im so fucking tired . i had to deal with shit in my source i have to deal with shit now god damnit why can't i be happy

~ 🎭 , @starry-fieldcollective

[schizoid-culture-is]

SzPD + HPD culture is liking the idea of being a celebrity, where everyone loves you and pays attention to you but is forced to do so from afar. It's liking the idea of being adored and admired and desired, while simultaneously being untouchable. It's liking the idea of having a crowd of a thousand faceless adoring fans, while knowing that none of them have a real chance of seeing behind the eternal façade.

(It feels so weird sometimes, being so heavily extroverted while simultaneously hissing at the idea of being known. Everyone who meets me loves me, but they never see the real me. Only the carefully constructed masks I built specifically to garner their attention and affections to feed the monster.)

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[sprunki-hcs]

OWAKCX. AND . AND RABIES PRIDE

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🎶.

[crushingcasanova]

im so glad that you’re ok with it !! trust me, i will be spamming you .. >:3 I ALSO GET REALLY EXCITED !! and to be honest, ive been really excited to talk to you .. its been a really long day .. (i will explain soon .. also i was typing this and it got deleted and it was rlly long so now im sad bc I have to rewrite so im having trouble so it might not be as long :( im sorry ml )

im so glad that you had a good day !! i have more to say about the fact that you’re a performer .. BUT im so glad it went well ! i love working w middle schoolers/lil kids .. they are so sweet and kind!!

im so happy that you’re a performer!!! but i mean i shouldn’t be surprised .. of course you’re a performer i mean .. you’re wonderful ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪ i am actually in a show (grease) and right now im at a DISTRICT HONOR CHOIR!! I don’t think that I deserved the spot but .. I’m here !! so im gonna do my best :3 ill be here till 9.. so im gonna do 2 half’s for my letter since i gotta go :( JUST ONOW I APPRECIATE YOY SM !!

too busy to put color , -🎭

I am sorry your day was long!!! I hope it's not been too busy, dearie. I've had quite a busy day too, so I'm sending you my energy in support. I just got home a little bit ago and had dinner, so here I am! (It's like 11pm ...)

The kids were so sweet,,, they loved my little fake death scene (i live, dw) and they were so eager to see the show, I was so happy :) it was lovely to interact with them; I usually don't do shows with audience interactions!

GREASE IS SOOOO COOL!!! I hope you have a ton of fun! I've never seen it but the show is so neat :D I've heard it's amazing! Totally let me know how it's going :0 also, cool we kinda have a similar schedule! Are you in tech? I've been in tech for a week (opening night is tomorrow!) so I got out at 9:30 today ... I hope it's been well!

District honors choir is so cool, too! I used to be head of a school choir but I quit bc of bad timing ... it was fun though! It must be so fun :D

Hope you're doing well! It was lovely to see you in my inbox again :D

[merakiui]

It's me crawling from my cave to share some hastly traslated lines of Riddle card from the current Stitch event.

He mentions his outfit and the fact his navel shows 2... I'm obsessed surprised.

1. "thyme or mint, I need to find the herb anyway. I must drink herbal tea before dawn!"

Baby you are trapped in a book... relax.

2. I can't believe I'm going to be wearing such a rough outfit... my navel is also showing. Such an outrageous dress".

3. "No way, such a rough appearance. I can't believe I'm going to do it... my belly button is sticking out. What an outrageous dress."

— 🎭 anon.

🎭 anon, hello!!! It’s lovely to hear from you again!! :D I hope all has been well!

Omg those Riddle lines… he’s so cute, worrying about the rules even though he’s trapped on the beach in a book. >_< there may be more pressing matters at hand than herbal tea before dawn, but it’s still adorable to imagine him searching for a suitable herb. And the lines about his outfit aaaaaaa!!!!! I hope this experience helps Riddle get a little more comfortable with clothes like that! Riddle in crop tops is my religion. 🙏

[the-rubber-band]

You'll never be good enough. What makes you think you can change yourself? You can change your looks but you can never change the truth. You will never be good enough for that child. You weren't good enough for Luke. You'll eventually leave this one too.

Don't say I never warned you.

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I've changed before and I can do it again! I wasn't always a hero, but I changed. Maybe yer wrong. Maybe my head is wrong too. I'm being better for Luke - I'm tryin'. And I'll try for Evelyn too.

You're not supposed ta know what's in my head...

[s1lvermane-capt]

… You… Made him stay…

(A voice, that turns out to be Ahanon, sounds from behind Gepard as he was doing his nightly patrols.)

(They seemed happy, albeit a bit conflicted.)

I’m happy you two got to tell each other your feelings…! Even if it took a while.

(They hesitate before hugging Gepard.)

… Thanks for making big brother stay, even if it’s just a few more days.

"Ah.. That's not really all my doing. I only did what I can. Even if it may be a bit embarrassing on my end.." He sighed, as he returned the hug, his hand massaging their back slightly, in a reassuring way.

"How are you feeling?" Gepard asked, he looked down at them with concern in his eyes. He didn't mention anything about the fight, but his expression said it all.

[plushum-confessional]

I love my ikea alien plush (his name is Sklep) he’s the perfect size for cuddling, he’s so cute, I took him to my class before and cuddled him discreetly :o]

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SKLEP,,,,OMG,,,,