#🦐 anon

[ozzgin]

If it was me, I’d be quizzing them (the chat) on what they know about me for funsies, Obviously with some type of reward but still

-🦐(idk, suffering from migraine again)

This feels like a potential Yandere AU where you discover just how obsessed your monster viewers are. You decide to turn today's livestream into one of those "get to know me" videos, asking questions and then offering the real answer.

"Alright then", you begin cheerfully, checking your flashcards. "Can you guess what my favorite food is? This is actually tricky, because-"

Within seconds, the screen floods with the same, one answer.

"Oh...I see everyone got it right. Haha, am I that obvious?"

You chuckle and move on with the cards, yet your smile slowly fades with each round. It takes a mere instant for everyone to respond in unison. So far, there hasn't been a single error coming from their side.

Some questions are rather personal, some you never mentioned on screen. Is this some sort of prank? A skit meant to startle you? They couldn't have possibly planned this beforehand, it was a spontaneous decision to host such game.

A plump bead of sweat runs down your temple, and you twiddle your thumbs, visibly uncomfortable.

"What the hell, are you guys going to tell me where I live next? Actually, don't answer that."

You glance down at your feet. Time to end this nonsense with a little humour.

"What color are my socks right now?"

The chat goes quiet. You breathe out in relief, and prepare to deliver your final speech. Your hand, however, freezes over the mouse, eyes stuck on the screen.

DefNotAStalker is typing...

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[itsrlymine]

have you ever struggled to keep your thoughts sorted when manifesting?

like maybe it feels like too much at a time even though you know it’s not and you can manifest whatever, whenever, however, wherever?

also can i be 🦐 anon?

not struggled no. once i realized that who i am is what reflects, it sort of gave me a sense of peace when it came to my thoughts. I am the only one thinking and i can choose to pay attention to or ignore so no, i don't really struggle. i just remind myself that everything is good and i have what i want.

i hope that makes sense 🦐.

[scary-lasagna]

Ok hear me out, Ben with like a princess peach type s/o. Like they are also an electronic type creep but super pink and ya 😭its been in my mind for the past couple of daysss

-🦐shrimp

Ben

The ultimate gamer couple!

He’s a little goblin with his beautiful gamer girlfriend.

Everything you two own is pink and green, and he’ll get you all of the Princess Peach merch for your half of his gaming room.

Link x Princess Peach (or Zelda if you squint) vibes to the absolute max!

With both of you being electronic ghosts, you can hop in games at will and even host your own little community events for certain games.

There’s no doubt you two are the most successful streamer couple.

Your entire relationship is just marketed around your aesthetic of two different genres yet fitting together like puzzle pieces.

Ben loves any kind of woman, but a pink flirty s/o is enough to make him giggle and get bashful.

You're just so cute, and he has definitely had a crush on you since he first laid eyes on you.

And he lets you know it every single day.

On top of that, he's been down bad for Peach ever since Mario Tennis.

[merakiui]

Mera have you ever wonder…

Doctor Azul…

Doctor Jade….

Doctor……… Floyd….

i’m on my knees for you to give me crumbs of yandere doctors of the octa trio cus it’s been HAUNTING MY MIND SO BADDD🛐🛐🛐

- 🦐 anon

MY DEAREST 🦐, YOUR BRAIN IS MARVELOUS!!!!!! We've discussed ob-gyn Azul on the blog before, but I don't think I've talked much about pediatrician Floyd!!! :D

Dr. Floyd Leech who has essentially watched your child grow up. He was there when they were a newborn in need of their first shots and whatnot, and he's still here now that they're a toddler. He happily anticipates your visits because he just loves getting to see his beloved Shrimpy. Everyone thinks Dr. Leech is wonderful. He's great with the kids, his coworkers appreciate how hardworking he is (when he's in the mood, that is), and parents have voiced their praise for him. You think he's a great doctor, always so friendly and sweet. He always knows just what to say whenever your child is worried about getting shots.

Sometimes Floyd peeks at the records they have on file just to learn your address or phone number. If you conveniently run into your child's pediatrician at your local grocery store, don't think about it too deeply. It's just a happy coincidence.

Doctor Jade.......... hmmmmmm. Surgeon Jade Leech who becomes infatuated with you after you come in and meet with him in anticipation of a major surgery you're scheduled to have. He's just so polite and intelligent, so you never think anything's amiss. But the truth is that Jade can't wait to open you up and look inside you. He thinks it's so romantic. After all, if he intends to get to know you, he ought to start from the inside. :)

[z0mb1epuzzy]

Chris Hartley being secretly kinda buff under his clothes ( his actor is also pretty beefy! )

and him being the type to be like really casual about it when he shows people and he is absolutely the type to tease someone for staring.. like nerdy loser Chris who's lowkey kinda hot under all that shit he wears? LORD have merthy..

nsfw headcanons with that!?!?!?!

- your new anon.....🦐

oh anon, i fear you cooked up on this because i wholeheartedly agree.. obviously until dawn doesn’t have a crazy variety of body types, but chris didn’t look scrawny imo, AND he holds up pretty well in his solo scenes…so he def has to be at least decently well built.

sleeper build! chris canon…

ft: praise, sleeper build chris, hand stuff, chris being a dork in a somehow insanely sexy way, gender neutral, no “y/n” used !!

i may need to elaborate on this in an actual fic at some point, but for now! porn without plot will suffice <3

Chris Hartley who surprises you with how well built he actually is under his usual flannel + baggy tshirt combo? (chronically bisexual fit but i digress) one of his arms wrapped around your waist as he holds you, it’s (mostly) innocent, really. But he grins a little when you stare down at it, eyeing the way it flexes slightly when he gives you a playful squeeze. “What, you like what you see? i told you i was a badass.” he says, trying to sound overconfident, but that dorky laugh gives him away every time.

i can’t speak for you, but for ME:

strong hands 🤤 long fingers 🤤 CHRIS HOLDING YOU IN HIS LAP WHILE HE FINGERS/STROKES YOU!?!?? i am drooling behind the screen someone sedate me.

just consider it… Chris’ hands making a fucking mess of you while you cling to his strong arm, trying to anchor yourself, breathless, whispering little teasing praises to you while you have your head laid back against his shoulder while he literally makes your legs SHAKE! “Who knew the nerd had moves like that??? And he LOVES it, he teases you for clinging to him the whole time - but Chris definitely adores that little bit of validation!!!

as for the actual sex part? Chris’ strong arms holding your hips, guiding your movements on him? him on top with your legs around his waist, nails scraping his strong back? THE WAY HIS ARMS FLEX NEXT TO YOUR HEAD WHILE HE FUCKS YOU???? LORDDD!!!!!!

also for a brief aftercare mention.. strong arms wrapped around you, little kisses on your face and neck… SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

perhaps if this does well i will elaborate further in the future?! in the meantime i present this small chris blurb to keep us fed whilst i cook up my longer hcs list… in the meantime thanks for reading :3

i love writing chris (insert that one clip of brittany broski licking the air….)

✭ 🍒

[mochinomnoms]

Idea from a previous ask you answered.

"Jade is able to kick Floyd out and hold his phone hostage for a few more hours until his brother starts trying to crawl in the vents, in which case cuddles are canceled until Floyd is bored again."

Mochi, help! Floyd got hyperfixated on super spy movies and the vent crawling scenes. He's in my walls-!

*crash*

Correction: He is breaking my walls. And it's only a matter of time before Jade joins in. What genre of movies could I get Floyd into that will snap him out of this?

-🦐

Jokes on you, only Floyd can decide when he snaps out of a mood. For all you know, spy movies are his new hyperfixation and he's gonna be humming the mission impossible theme for ages now

He's in your vents, he's in your walls, he's in your soup (somehow) you won't be freed

[mylittlestims]

Hi! Could i get a sea swirl stimboard with a frutiger aero theme (focused on water & marine creatures, more specifically)? Thank you ^_^

I'd also like to go by 🦐 anon if it's not taken already, since i'll likely swing by in the future :3

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[rodolfoparras]

I just wanna wake up to a man squatting over my face… is that too much to ask?!😞🥹

-🦐

Okay but thinking about a needy sweetheart waking up with a hard on and he tries to take care of himself he really does because he doesn’t want to wake you up but it’s not enough his hand doesn’t feel good as your mouth and he’s way too lazy to get one of his toys out, he also can’t stop thinking about riding your tongue so much so whines and whimpers are rolling off of his tongue as he’s squeezing his thighs together

So he makes the swift decision to ride your face, awkwardly shuffling around on the bed before he’s hovering over your head, and for a second he hesitates wonders if he should do this but before he can think anymore about it he feels your big hands dig into his ass cheeks before you pull him down on your face.

A yelp escape his lips at the sudden movement before grunts and groans slip out of him as you slip your tongue inside of him.

He’s trying to apologize, feeling bad he’d done somethings inappropriate like that but he can’t think with your mouth on him, especially with how good you’re making him feel

[solarballs-confessions]

I think it’s kind of obvious, but I’ve never seen anyone mention it before.

We all know that Earth is kinda stupid (lmao loser) which is ironic, considering his intelligent life, and I saw someone say that it was probably a joke relating to that. I was wondering myself why SB decided to make this choice for his character, when he’s usually portrayed as smart in other shows.

And then I saw someone mention that Venus is probably agressive or a ‘hothead’ because of his hot surface, and then it hit me.

Earth is literally, as in physically, the most dense planet in our solar system. But the word dense is also used as an insult, it’s basically a synonym for dumb. So I think the joke was that since Earth is literally the densest planet, why not make it figuratively the densest as well.

Idk why I went on a whole tangent, it’s kind of stupid of me lol, but I just never saw anyone talk about it and I also saw people wondering why he acted stupidly, so here’s your answer.

I think a lot of you probably figured it out already considering the amount of science you guys will dig up for your head canons and alternate universes lmao.

That’s all

- 🦐

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[carmensbrain]

tehehe

thinking about deviant connor being attracted to goth/emo/metalhead people after his deviancey.

i mean he did say he liked metal music in one of the dialogue pieces! it would make so much sense!! i think he would find people with facial piercings to be extremely intresting and would be asking a million questions about them 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

headcanons preferred!

- 🦐 your new mystery requester!

Welcome to the brain 🦐!!

Connor is an interesting creature so I am happy to write about him and his odd brain🎀

Contains- Connor being a silly guy

Rating- E for every brain and thirium pump

Warnings- none

Authors note- I really don’t like this one, sorry 🦐 ( ._. )""

Fic starts below cut!!

Connor had always been entranced by deviancy, it was programmed into him so of course he would, but human deviancy intrigued him far more.

He found himself staring at people with dyed hair and piercings far too long, wondering why they presented themselves in that way, not in a mean way he just found it interesting.

Upon seeing you, dressed to the nines in gothic attire, he was staring… a little too much. Assuming he was judging you, you stared back with a scowl but he didn’t look away he actually came closer.

“Excuse me?” You step back to gain back the distance taken by his curiosity, scanning him for a hint of aggression or malice but found nothing. He was purely interested in your makeup, observing the strokes of eyeliner and clean layer of white face paint covering your skin.

“Why do you paint your face like that?” He asks, his LED on his temple circling yellow as he snaps out of his analysis.

“I like it, it’s a form of… self expression” you explain, still questioning his intentions but relaxing slightly when you see the contemplative look on his face.

“May I see how you do it?” He asks, cocking his head to the side curiously.

From that day on you gained a curious follower. He spent his off days with you, silently observing how you methodically create a new face for yourself early in the day, he even came with you to get you lip pierced.

He was silently scared for you, constantly asking if you would be okay, and reminding you of calming breathing techniques. The weeks of healing afterwards were hell, thousands of questions came from him.

“How does it feel?”

“Does it hurt?”

“Did you follow the proper healing process?”

You could only smile and assure him that it was alright, letting him touch the metal that was warmed by your skin to show it didn’t really bother you.

He told Hank all about you, every detail of how you shopped for clothes, your makeup process, your music taste, everything.

“Jesus connor it sounds like you love this girl.”

The old man murmurs sarcastically, halfway through a glass of stale beer from the bar. Though he thought nothing of it Connor’s LED circled red of a while after, finally shutting up to think.

[ozzgin]

Just letting you know, I might be gone for about a month

-🦐 (just in case)

I-…anon, what exactly have you done? Is this you?? 😳

[gabessquishytum]

I only seem to write you here when I’m incoherently tired so sorry in advance.

Im thinking about the wonder that hob and dream look on the world with together. Mr “they invented chimneys” and mr “I’ve never been a human and was locked in a fishbowl for the largest boom of human technical innovation” find joy in /everything/. Running water?? That’s hot?? Every type of food from the whole world available in a ten minute walk??? The fucking internet???? You can call a helpline if you’re sad??? Super tall buildings??? Making tea together every morning and there’s so many kinds? They wake up on different brightly colored sheets each day because dye is no longer as expensive as gold. Dream takes the tube so much he becomes a local cryptid. They stand and hold hands in the national portrait gallery. They watch every rocket launch livestream, no matter what time. They look on Hobs young students with joy. There’s new kinds of bread to eat, new shows opening. New languages to learn (for hob at least) new technology to break with his presence (for dream). There’s cat cafes and science museums and tesco and so many books coming out every day. They love the world together

-🦐

Oh I'm so soft about them!!

I'm convinced that sometimes Hob just has to go lie down on the floor and have a little cry over the sheer availability of THINGS. Abundance is the ultimate joy for any hedonist, let alone one who's been around since 1389. Imagine the delight he takes in Poundland, in international food buffets, in public transportation!! I'm fully convinced that one of Hob’s greatest love affairs is with the London Underground. It's there, under your feet! All the time! You can travel to the other side of town (not necessarily quickly, but it's quicker than walking... sometimes).

Mr Depression Personified, freshly unfishbowled Dream of the Endless, is gonna seem like he just took a fat dose of Duloxetine every time he hangs out with Hob. The joy is bone deep, and so infectious. Watching Hobplay Just Dance at 3am because he just remembered that he owns a Wii genuinely heals some part of Dream that shattered long, long ago.

Imagine what it's like for Hob, as well. Spending time with someone who knows that he's actually a medieval peasant who's lived well past his sell-by date. He gets to be honest in his excitement for things like ibuprofen and chocolate flavoured vodka. He can go to museums with Dream, and Dream will understand why he gets that distant misty look in his eyes when he sees a certain familiar object.

Other people can stare or laugh at Hob’s joy, but Dream will never do that. Its never silly or funny to see Hob rave about some entirely ordinary object, it's just. Important. And quite beautiful. For Dream, it's possibly the most beautiful thing in the world.

[darkboysroadtrip]

If there’s issues going on about space within cars couldn’t people mix who they’re in the car with? (I.e someone smaller could go in the backseat/other configuration things?) — 🦐

Dee: You would think wouldn't you.

But compared to Logan and I, everyone else are practically giants.

Besides Logan doesn't really like people driving his car.

Remus: Ah, it's fiiiine, Dee just has his nips twisted cause me and Virgie are injured.

Anywhore, I get to lounge back here with the tyke and have fun!

[Fonts - Dee's: Lie to Me, Remus': Dirty Jokes.]

[Drawn answers 2/10, asks would be nice.]

[UPDATED! Put Remus' tattoo and fixed some hand things that were bothering me]

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There are, of course, a few rules…

Headcanon Submission Rules:

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No disgusting ones either. Nobody wants to know what you think a fictional character’s kinks are.

Do not repeatedly submit the same headcanon in hopes of getting it accepted sooner. It’ll be seen when it gets seen.

Do not harass other people for having opposing headcanons. This should be obvious, I hope.

It’s okay to have a debate over a headcanon, just keep it friendly.

Don’t impersonate other anons. I don’t know why I have to say this. It should be obvious.

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[valentine-cafe]

ooooo emoji asks!!

🎒🎸🐞🧣🥩❗️🌹 for rasui please !! If thats too many you can just do whatever you’re comfortable with <3 -🦐

﹙ 🍒. ﹚─── give us an excuse to ramble about our characters and we'll answer ALL OF the questions istg, thank you for this !!

﹙ 🎒. ﹚what items does your oc usually carry? do they have a bag or just keep everything in their pockets? do they carry a lot or a little?

he carries around a cellphone — though he has no clue how to use it! the one that taught him how to answer and decline calls was tae-hyun, another syndicate leader.

he carries around an elemental symbol, a ring, to show people where he reigns from

﹙ 🎸. ﹚what’s your character’s music taste like? do they have one or two artists they play on repeat or do they have a varied and eclectic collection of music? do they like mainstream artists or prefer underground musicians? what genres do they enjoy?

he listens to a lot of classic music. he also listens to a lot of music from his culture. mainly instrumentals and ballads. he’s not one for fast-paced music and prefers the slower kind. in general though, rasui isn’t one to listen to music too much. even though he is surrounded by it in the society of shades

﹙ 🐞. ﹚what does a perfect day look like for your oc? what do they do? who do they see?

a perfect day for rasui is one where things are moderately paced. workers and co-workers are all doing their work properly and he gets his own job done without drama or the stress of hectic missions. paper work all gets filled out and he gets to take his walks, have his drinks and water his flowers, at his office and at home. and after all of that, a good drink and nice evening with tae-hyun and lisse by his side sounds absolutely lovely.

﹙ 🧣. ﹚what comforts your oc? is it an item? an action? a person? whatever it is, how any why does it comfort them?

like any fire elemental, the feeling of flames is very comfortable. for someone like rasui, who specifically falls under the ember division this would include volcanic activity. ( consideringhis childhood home was quite literally a fucking volcano ). people that bring him comfort would be two other syndicate leaders as mentioned before - lisse and tae-hyun

﹙ 🥩. ﹚does your oc have any coping mechanisms? healthy or unhealthy?

the healthier ones:

when he is stressed, he partakes in a little cognitive therapy journey of his own. paying attentions to surroundings, and allowing himself to feel with all of his senses. breathing in deep and maintaining a calm over the situation. regulating his emotions properly is very important to maintain fire and magma.

chews on liqourice root rather than smoking when he gets that urge during times where he knows he can’t smoke

removes himself from a situation to regulate himself if something becomes too frustrating or overwhelming. before jumping back into it with a clearer mindset

the unhealthy ones:

often has sex with anyone that reminds him of lisse — ( it’s complicated between the two, but it’s heavily implied they are on and off ) and tries to imagine it’s her as a way of feeling less guilty about their situation.

speaking of regulating emotions, he does force his anger sometimes…

﹙ ❗️. ﹚what was the scariest moment of your character’s life? does it still affect them?

this is a spoiler, but it includes fire

﹙ 🌹. ﹚what does your oc find attractive in other people? are these traits found in their friends and/or romantic partners? are they found in themselves?

he is very attracted to competence and intelligence. he is attracted to someone who is sure of themselves. while he prefers someone with a calm aura he does also seem to gravitate towards the people that are direct opposites of him at times. he also loves someone who appreciates their culture. someone who is hardworking. he is very attracted to his colours ( reds and golds )

[mylittlestims]

Nurse Redheart Stimboard with band-aids & hearts in red and pink for 🦐 anon

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