#🌈 fozz's ideas

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Spy Headcanon 2/???

He has a Rule that You Cannot Have Him Make Any Decisions or Ask Him Permission for ANYTHING Right After He Wakes Up, You Would Need to Wait at Least an Hour Until He is Fully Awake Enough to be at Full Mental Capacity

This is Because He Will Say Yes to Any and Everything You Ask Him If You Do So if He's Still Not Fully Awake/Just Woken Up (Basically, In his Sleepy Mind, Saying Yes Makes People Go Away and Shut Up Faster)

The Worst of These Incidents was When Demoman Asked Spy Just as The Masked Man Woke Up One Morning If He Could ""Take a Couple" of His 1962 Château Matador and Other Rare and Expensive Wines and Spy Had Said "Go Ahead, I Don't Care"

WORST MISTAKE OF SPY'S LIFE

When Spy Had Fully Woken Up an Hour Later, He Came to See That His Wine Cabinet was Ram Shacked and All His Wine Pretty Much was Consumed by Demo and the Rest of the Team

Now It's a "Funny Story" That The Mercs (Esp Demo, Soldier, and Scout) Love to Tell Each Other When Feeling Nostalgic, Spy is Utterly Ashamed and Embarrassed About It!

Moral of the Story: Don't Let a Half Asleep/Not Fully Awake Spy Make ANY Kind of Decisions EVER!

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Honestly with all the Native Hatsune Mikus on here, I'm surprised there hasn't been a Shawnee Miku yet

Pls Somebody Draw Shawnee Miku Before I Do

(cuz I'm 1/16th Shawnee and I Still Want to Contribute with something that's my Actual Heritage Somewhat even if by a tiny bit)!

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Another TF2 AU Idea:

Cow Fortress 2! An AU where all the Mercs are Cows!

Here's what Cows The Boys would be:

Offense Class

Scout = Jersey Cow (with a tiny bit of Charolais thanks to Spy)

Soldier = Red Angus

Pyro = ??? (Speculated to be either a Rarámuri Criollo or a Caracu)

Defense Class

Engineer: Texan Longhorn (obvs)

Heavy: Kalmyk Cattle

Demoman Black Scottish Highland (I mean, c'mon)

Support Class

Medic: Black and White Holstein-Friesian

Spy: Charolais

Sniper: Droughtmaster (that was adopted by a Murray Grey couple)

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Pyro Headcanon 1/????

I imagine that Pyro is (Mixed) Mexican/Brazilian and that when in the rare occasion that they're unmasked, they're native/fluent in Spanish and Portuguese!

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TF2 Headcanon #1:

The TF2 Comics are a different timeline/continuity than the TF2 Meet the Team Short and Expiration Date!

Thus things like Solly x Zhanna, Medic having a wife, and Sniper's real parents being from Atlantis did not happen/are not a thing in my version of the TF2 canon

But other things like Sniper being adopted by his Aussie parents, Spy being Scout's Dad, and Heavy's family are canon in my version of the TF2 canon

So if anyone feels like my ideas and headcanons for TF2 are contradicted by the comics, this is why!

(This is because, in my humble opinion, I have always felt dissatisfaction with the TF2 comics despite the amazing art and many hilarious moments, but have always felt that having the team be separated for most of the comics' run defeated the point of creating a TF2 comic series or animated series: which are the Mercs and how they interact with each other and their dynamic as a team and found family)

(Plus I just have grown very tired of the storyline of having a team or group of friends be separated for a whole season/arc, especially by that stupid Breakup Arc Trope, it's been done WAY too much now)

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(I'm taking a big risk in letting this idea out of confinement since it's a pretty fuckin wacky one this time, brace yerselfs!)

TF2 AU Idea: You know how in the TF2 Comics how Medic was able to surgically insert baboon uteruses into people?

Well, since we all know that Medic is the pure epitome of a Mad Scientist and loves to experiment on bodies, most likely even his own

He would've come up with the seemingly asinine and morbid idea to give himself a baboon uterus (don't think he wouldn't do this to himself lol), create a way to combine all the Mercs' and his own "DNA" into one egg (excluding Scout since I see him being a eldest kid/older brother figure in this kinda AU) in order to have a child thats biologically related to all 8 Mercs (a daughter in this case)

All this in order to Medic to have a way to keep himself and all the Mercs together as one big found family if and when there comes the end of the war between the Mann Brothers, so even the Administrator would have a hard time separating the group!

Yeah, they're all too attached to each other to not pull off a fucking cuckoo bananas idea just to stick together as the Unit they are (and Scout gets a new little sister out of it too)!

(this is also slightly based on a dream I had at around 15/16 years old that was basically just me being Sniper's daughter, so it was fun to remember for this)!

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Another Weird Ass Cookie Run Opinion

I honest to God think that Burning Spice Cookie and Dan Halen from Squidbillies are so similar to each other, voice and personality wise (giant egotistical douchebags with deep pitched voices and long hair), it's uncanny!

I mean, I can't be the only one!

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Medic Headcanon 2/????

Another one of Medic's favorite movies of all time is Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again (1982)

The Unhinged, Fucked Up, and Outrageous Humor and Plot of the Movie goes right up Medic's Alley and he loves showing it to people, tricking them by saying it's a Legit Jekyll and Hyde Movie!

(Please Don't Say I Didn't Warn Y'all When I Said This Movie is Fucking Unhinged, and yes, Jekyll snorts coke to become Hyde in this movie)

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You know what would've been cooler than Tom Jones looking the way he did in the Comics?

If he instead was a gigantic and borderline eldritch biblically accurate Llamataur (with glowing golden wings that can pop up on his Llama body's back like magic at will) whose top human half looked more like his character he played in the Emperor's New Groove (esp the sunglasses and big ass afro)

Without his sunglasses, his eyes are now just shining orbs of light that turns people mad if stared at for too long (he also has a third eye that only opens rarely)

If seen far away, his afro can be often mistaken as a normal Llama's head and upper neck

Oh yeah, and this horrifying freak of the supernatural world just so happens to be Scout's Animal Spirit Guide after Scout comes back to life in the Comics!

(And unlike Tom Jones when he was alive, this Angelic Eldritch Bastardization of him is MUCH more Violent, Animalistic, and Harpy-Like in Demeanor when feeling threatened)

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Medic Headcanon 1/???

One of Medic's Favorite Movies of All Time is Fantastic Voyage and is Also a Huge Fan of the Trope of the Same Name!

He's Always Wanted to Figure Out a Way to Pull Off His Own Expedition into Someone Else's Body (Preferably Heavy's But Anyone Will Do)!

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TF2 Pontifications

(writing this down so I can actually remember to draw these out)

Offense Class

Scout = Earth Pony/Changeling Hybrid (Changeling Parts for RED resembles a Common Ladybug and for BLU resembles a Steelblue Ladybug)

Soldier = Earth Pony

Pyro = Reindeer (specializes in Pyromancy/Fire Magic which is very foreign and odd to Reindeer Culture) (Though Others Speculate that They Possibly Either Have Draconequus Ancestry or Are a Draconequus)

Defense Class

Engineer: Earth Pony (with Paint Horse/Pinto Pattern Similar to Sunburst or Troubleshoes)

Heavy: Earth Pony/Draft Horse (Appearance Wise is Like A Combo of Big Mac and Troubleshoes)

Demoman: Pegasus/Zebra Hybrid (Zegasus)

Support Class

Medic: Unicorn

Sniper: Earth Pony/Merpony (Raised by and Grew Up Around Griffins, Doesn't Learn About Being a Merpony Until He's Much Older)

Spy: Metamorphosed/Redeemed Changeling (RED Resembles a Red Jewel Bug while BLU Resembles a Blue Milkweed Beetle)

Administration/Secondary Characters

Ms. Pauling: Unicorn

The Administrator: Alicorn (via Austrailium; Formerly a Unicorn)

Saxton Hale: Griffin

Marasmus: Alicorn (Naturally Born)

The Mann Brothers: Earth Pony (Redford), Unicorn (Blutarch), Pegasus (Gray)

Olivia Mann: Unicorn

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PolyMercs AU Headcanon 1/???

All 8 of the Mercs are pretty much just Hollyhock's parents from Bojack Horseman if you ever needed someone to compare them all to!

(How they all made their "union" official was basically they were all just dating each other by accident after a while but only a few of them (like Medic, Heavy, Solly, and Engie) were able to actually admit it themselves until Medic executed the experiment that got Medic to have LuluBelle, which made them all so close to the point they all just stopped giving a shit and just outright said they were official)

(All Scout said in reaction to the news was how it was so obvious he wasn't surprised at all, plus he already knew Medic is a nutter so yeah)

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Ok Guys

What If Spinach Cookie got a New Costume called Clubber Lettuce that's basically a direct reference to Clubber Lang from Rocky III and it's basically just one of Clubber Lang's/Mr. T's Outfits

THEY HAVE THE SAME FUCKING LEFT HOOK!!!

PLEASE!!!! SEE!!!! MY!!!! VISION!!!!!

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Medic and Lulu in a Nutshell

(And yes, Heavy is Def Snot in this Scenario)

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Soldier Headcanon 2/????

I imagine that over the years, Soldier was finally able to sneak himself into a campaign rally and finally got to meet, speak to, and even shake a Potential Future President's Hand

Unfortunately since it happened to be Bush, it was pretty much a Recreation of this scene from KoTH!

Ever since that day and more research into him (yes Soldier does research! It's only for things he's interested in though!) Bush had become the First President that Soldier ever Actively Hated in his Life

And it Shook Up the Whole Base since Soldier is Such a Dedicated Patriot that Had Been in Support of Pretty Every Other President Prior!

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TF2 Headcanon 2:

I consider the TF2 game's canon and my version of the TF2 canon (and esp my TF2 Next Gen I'm reviving sometime soon) is my own version of a Ambiguous Time Period that takes places from any time from the late 60s to the Present Day

(mostly cuz all the pop culture references in TF2 in general just boggle my mind in such a Specific Way I love it)

This is all thanks to the Respawn Machines giving all the respective Mercs including the administration like Pauling and The Administrator herself a bastardized version of immortality, making it a definite way to keep the Gravel Wars in a stalemate!

(Bonus HC: my TF2 NG takes place in the Early 2000s to Present Day)