#team fortress 2 hcs

[rainbowdelicgalore]

Spy Headcanon 1/???

Spy actually has SUPER LONG hair (about shoulder length to upper back length) that he's just able to hide super well under his ski mask

He wears a wig cap and/or a really tight man bun in order to hide it in his ski mask as well!

(Long Hair!Spy Supremacy Y'all!!)

[oblique-lane]

Isn't much of a question but holy moly I love your pre fortress hc so much 😭😭🙏

Tysm!!! There's more!

Previous post!

I unironically believe that those three games should (do) share the same universe (The ORANGE BOX UNIVERSE???!?!) That would explain so much......

[800db-cloud]

PLEASE POST THE ONE MILLION DOODLES YOU ARE SHY TO POST /pos 🙏

sure thang o7 here are some i made that i think are good enough to post. can you tell who my favorite merc to draw is

re: the last comic: i have way too many spy hcs. Way Too Many. anyway here’s (BLU) spy accidentally traumadumping on his teammates. is he Alright.

[mail-me-a-snail]

da pyrex

(the bottom left doodle is referenced from one of the comics)

[anonomi]

Snipers

[thebearme]

Here more silly tf2

[buppkizz]

a very small engiespy moment...

[modroocko-mumbles]

hi, my name is Alex and i’m officially one day on T…❤️‍🩹! (not the mann co one)

[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

[partyboyx3]

Hopefully this reaches the audience of slop loving freaks(/lh) who enjoyed my last installment

Here's the continuation I drew at 5am with a migraine

And some extra stuff...

I'm a big fan of stoner Sniper as you can see

Also a depiction of me suffering

[fexjam]

Save me ukrainian Heavy tf2...

Saw this post and immediately thought of Heavy. My beautiful ukrainian man..

[rainbowdelicgalore]

TF2 Headcanon #1:

The TF2 Comics are a different timeline/continuity than the TF2 Meet the Team Short and Expiration Date!

Thus things like Solly x Zhanna, Medic having a wife, and Sniper's real parents being from Atlantis did not happen/are not a thing in my version of the TF2 canon

But other things like Sniper being adopted by his Aussie parents, Spy being Scout's Dad, and Heavy's family are canon in my version of the TF2 canon

So if anyone feels like my ideas and headcanons for TF2 are contradicted by the comics, this is why!

(This is because, in my humble opinion, I have always felt dissatisfaction with the TF2 comics despite the amazing art and many hilarious moments, but have always felt that having the team be separated for most of the comics' run defeated the point of creating a TF2 comic series or animated series: which are the Mercs and how they interact with each other and their dynamic as a team and found family)

(Plus I just have grown very tired of the storyline of having a team or group of friends be separated for a whole season/arc, especially by that stupid Breakup Arc Trope, it's been done WAY too much now)

[jigjag7]

YAY DONE FINALLY tf2 mercs + hcs i added some extra stuff for the mercs who i think have different genders or whatever depending on what team they're on

[800db-cloud]

spare some spy hcs? 👀

OKAY. ok. so i have been putting off answering this ask because i’m admittedly very shy and very afraid of sharing my headcanons. and also because i have A LOT OF THEM.. but here we are!

here are my headcanon spies :) René works for RED and Jacques works for BLU!

where to start, where to start… i have a LOT of headcanons for them, i’ll be talking for FOREVER here. i’ll just start with story because why not! xP

René’s parents were also agents/spies, so he was always destined to be one as well. And he lives up to his parents’ legacies! He’s most notorious for destroying gangs and mobs and the like from the outside in. He was brought to America years ago to take out a dangerous mob boss, but unfortunately found himself infatuated (and involved) with the boss’ daughter. Luckily for him, the boss’ daughter wanted the guy dead, too.

René’s story is honestly a lot more fleshed out than Jacques’, but here goes anyway:

Jacques’ father was a very rich and powerful man in politics. Jacques himself was the result of an affair, and to keep it hush-hush, his father decided to raise him. Raise is a strong word, though— but he did help his father gain intelligence and blackmail on opposing political parties. Jacques proved to be a promising spy since childhood.

If anyone has any suggestions/ideas for Jacques’ story, let me know haha x) he didn’t have the greatest upbringing per se…

last thing on this section i wanna talk about is the Scouts. René is related to both of the Scouts; he’s RED Scout (Jeremy)’s biological father, and he’s BLU Scout (James)’ adoptive/step-father. Jacques has no relation to either scout, but acts as a guardian figure to BLU Scout.

anyway, this is the part where i continue talking about other miscellaneous headcanons! and these come with doodles :)

You couldn’t catch René DEAD without his mask, or his suit! He’d neeever take them off around other people (‘other people’ is mainly just Scout. For obvious reasons.) Meanwhile, Jacques is pretty lenient in letting his teammates see his face! Everyone on BLU’s seen his face at least once.

A big part of why René refuses to strip down is also due to the fact he has a LOT of tattoos. No doodle for this one because I’ve yet to decide on what tattoos to put on him (ideas are very welcome!!), but yeah! Most of the tattoos were ‘forced’ onto him/he had to get for jobs and ‘fitting in’ with bad crowds, but a good few of them were of his own accord, too.

Jacques doesn’t have tattoos, but he has a myriad of another thing: scars! Lots and lots of scars on this guy. Faded and old, sure, but they’re there. Most prominent ones are the one around his neck (from when the RED Medic beheaded him) and the ones on his forearms (those are from the LAST time he was imprisoned— looong story…)

René doesn’t cook very often for his team, but when he does, everyone’s always BLOWN AWAY by this guy’s cooking! René’s really bad at taking compliments, though— (“Cooking food that’s remotely edible isn’t a compliment, it’s basic survival.”) —but rest assured he’ll be thinking about it for the next month. Jacques, however… Do NOT let this guy into the kitchen. Ever. The BLU base has a special fire extinguisher “In Case Spy Decides To Turn On The Stove”

oooh, this one is an hc and a HALF to me. René much prefers working alone. It’s just in his nature, being isolated and whatnot. He likes to deal with things by himself– maybe he doesn’t want to burden others? On the contrary, Jacques NEVER works alone. It’s a trait he’s had even before being hired to BLU. You never know when things could go wrong, so it’s best to have someone else to fall back to… or someone else you can blame!

these hcs both have something to do with how René and Jacques show their trust in other people :) it’s a bit convoluted but it gets there:

René is, amusingly, very bad at remembering names. Almost laughably bad. There have been many-a-story of his days before RED where he’d get a target’s name wrong, even after he’d repeated it in his head dozens of times over. Names are difficult for him, so if he remembers yours, it means you mean a lot to him! He prefers using his teammates’ names rather than their titles. René is unaware of how charming this specifc trait is to his coworkers (they saw how much work and effort it took for him to memorize their names, they’re just happy with how far he’s come!)

Jacques has a… to put simply, very complicated relationship with food. But the one thing he’ll never turn down is sweets. His favorites especially being chocolate bonbons. Jacques has a hard time eating in front of others, let alone sharing his food! But if he genuinely likes and trusts you enough, he’d have half the mind to share with you. Admittedly, he hasn’t brought himself to share with most of the members of his team yet, except for a select few. Mostly BLU Medic and BLU Sniper.

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and of course, eventually, EVENTUALLY, these two also become friends! it took a little bit but believe me, they both respect each other’s skill in their job :)

AHHg i could go sooo much longer about them— from things like their physical traits (how much teeth they have? it’s a pressing question) or different periods of their life (why did rené have to leave his family? why was jacques imprisoned for the last time?) BUT this post is so… so, so long. My fingers hurt from typing

If you’ve managed to read through this Beast, THANK YOU RAAHH!!! thanks so much for asking this, too. i hope to spare more hcs someday. hehe ^_^

[tyler007sstuff]

Yoo, what shoes he got on🔥🔥🔥

[creedei]

My CURRENT headcanons, they change pretty often but Engie, Medic, and Demo stay the same cause it just fits to me! I also think any of them could be trans, just depends on the day for me. Except Engie, he’ll always be trans.