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Ft @michaelmyersleftfoot Michael Moewers

I’m going to draw Michael wearing a SpongeBob shirt.

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You're doing sm heavy lifting in the fandom, what an icon. Can i pls request some nsfw sniper hcs? Anything you'd like really! 💜

A/n: YES YES YOU MAYYYYYYYY I LOVE ME SOME SNIPER- I am literally so FERAL for this man, It’s a problem.

NSFW Sniper Headcanons

So let’s start off with what I think Sniper would be into.

he’s a switch, he could be a hard dom, to a really subby brat.

I think he would be into Light BDSM(giving and recieving), Def the Predator/Prey kink(giving), Overstimulation(Giving and receiving), Breeding, Oral fixation (giving), and cockwarming.

DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALKKKKKK. This man [Along with Spy, Medic and Scout] LOVES IT.

"You're my little fuckin' whore..mine..all fuckin' mine."

"That's right..scream my name..let them know im fuckin' you."

"Shit..yes..make a mess on my cock Sheila..fuckk.."

Degradation too, he loves telling you how much of a whore you are while you’re being fucked.

He’s a growler, he will growl in your ear, telling you how good you feel, how well you take his cock.

“Damn..look at you..takin’ my cock like such a good whore..”

Definitely is one to try out positions, but his favorite are doggystyle, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, mating press, and the butterfly.

Has tried fucking you while standing, it unlocked something in his brain, you did not walk for two days after that.

Is open to pegging but doesn’t know how to bring it up…really wants to try it with you.

Mick loves eating you out, that man could sit down and do it for days. Sit on his face please, suffocate that man, and he will die and respawn as a different man with a taste for your cunt.

"C'mon..'roo..sit on my face..I need ya.."

He loves receiving head too, it’s the quickest way to hear Sniper’s moans, especially the high pitched whiney ones.

Bringing more on the oral fixation, when every he’s fucking you from behind, he likes hooking two fingers in your mouth, pressing on your tongue. He likes how it makes you clench around him, the way you drool over his fingers makes him just want to fuck you harder.

He also likes it when you press your fingers in his mouth when he’s subbing, when you’re tired of his whining and bratty behavior and press your fingers down on his tongue. It sends him higher than a kite.

Speaking of being high- I headcanon that he smokes weed, definitely would be into shotgunning. Riding him while he blows smoke into your mouth.

I know it’s late in the Headcanons to talk about his dick size but I think that man is PACKING, like a good 6 inches soft, 7 inches hard, girth, but not too big, like its just right enough to make you scream his name~.

WILL bully you (lovingly) when you struggle to take him.

“Mhm..look at you struggling to take my fucking cock..you can do it..”

“Aww?..is it too much? It wasn’t too much when i was fuckin’ you into my mattress earlier..”

LIKE AHHHH I NEED THIS MANNNNNNNN

Accurate depiction of me.

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You're doing sm heavy lifting in the fandom, what an icon. Can i pls request some nsfw sniper hcs? Anything you'd like really! 💜

A/n: YES YES YOU MAYYYYYYYY I LOVE ME SOME SNIPER- I am literally so FERAL for this man, It’s a problem.

NSFW Sniper Headcanons

So let’s start off with what I think Sniper would be into.

he’s a switch, he could be a hard dom, to a really subby brat.

I think he would be into Light BDSM(giving and recieving), Def the Predator/Prey kink(giving), Overstimulation(Giving and receiving), Breeding, Oral fixation (giving), and cockwarming.

DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALKKKKKK. This man [Along with Spy, Medic and Scout] LOVES IT.

"You're my little fuckin' whore..mine..all fuckin' mine."

"That's right..scream my name..let them know im fuckin' you."

"Shit..yes..make a mess on my cock Sheila..fuckk.."

Degradation too, he loves telling you how much of a whore you are while you’re being fucked.

He’s a growler, he will growl in your ear, telling you how good you feel, how well you take his cock.

“Damn..look at you..takin’ my cock like such a good whore..”

Definitely is one to try out positions, but his favorite are doggystyle, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, mating press, and the butterfly.

Has tried fucking you while standing, it unlocked something in his brain, you did not walk for two days after that.

Is open to pegging but doesn’t know how to bring it up…really wants to try it with you.

Mick loves eating you out, that man could sit down and do it for days. Sit on his face please, suffocate that man, and he will die and respawn as a different man with a taste for your cunt.

"C'mon..'roo..sit on my face..I need ya.."

He loves receiving head too, it’s the quickest way to hear Sniper’s moans, especially the high pitched whiney ones.

Bringing more on the oral fixation, when every he’s fucking you from behind, he likes hooking two fingers in your mouth, pressing on your tongue. He likes how it makes you clench around him, the way you drool over his fingers makes him just want to fuck you harder.

He also likes it when you press your fingers in his mouth when he’s subbing, when you’re tired of his whining and bratty behavior and press your fingers down on his tongue. It sends him higher than a kite.

Speaking of being high- I headcanon that he smokes weed, definitely would be into shotgunning. Riding him while he blows smoke into your mouth.

I know it’s late in the Headcanons to talk about his dick size but I think that man is PACKING, like a good 6 inches soft, 7 inches hard, girth, but not too big, like its just right enough to make you scream his name~.

WILL bully you (lovingly) when you struggle to take him.

“Mhm..look at you struggling to take my fucking cock..you can do it..”

“Aww?..is it too much? It wasn’t too much when i was fuckin’ you into my mattress earlier..”

LIKE AHHHH I NEED THIS MANNNNNNNN

Accurate depiction of me.

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Mercenaries x Reader on Laughing Gas who calls them handsome

In this order; Heavy, Medic, Spy, Sniper, Scout, Demoman, Engineer, Soldier, Pyro

Heavy

“You’re handsome…”

The man was too stunned to speak. Medic told him you were going to be real honest when under laughing gas, but he wants expecting THIS.

He finds you adorable like this. You’re absolutely smaller than him (Unless you’re a tall queen/ruler/king, in which we stan * finger snaps *) and carries you around until you’re able to think straight again.

10/10.

Medic

He puts you under just for fun because he finds you cute like this, so he’s gotten used to your loopy speech

“You’re handsome…” “Danke Taube.”

Still makes him giddy every time you compliment him though. Watches you stumble around the room like a toddler.

7/10

Spy

”You’re handsome…”

He knows. He appreciates it, but he knows.

“Merci. You’re a mess…”

Finds your loopy behaviour cute and slightly entertaining. Wouldn’t actively go out of his way to help you, but will keep an eye on you so you don’t end up killing yourself.

6/10

Sniper

“You’re handsome…”

He’s flustered immediately, does the awkward pulling hat down to cover the blush move.

“Thanks Sheila…”

Probably gonna get baby locked in his van due to him not wanting you to get hurt, but also having no idea how to care for you.

8/10

Scout

“You’re handsome…”

Stop inflating his ego, you’ve doomed the others for the next hour.

“YA’ HEAR THAT BUSH MAN?! MA GIRL THINKS I’M HANDSOME”

Bro probably puts you on one of those weird monkey leashes that you put bad kids on (Couldn’t be me…) and just watches you with so much entertainment.

8/10

Demoman

“You’re handsome…”

Dude’s drunk 24/7 so you’re basically the same person at this point.

“No, YER handsome… Beautiful… Pretty… Yeah…”

He’s constantly taking care of his mom, so you’re in good hands. No sharp objects, no fire, no Pyro, absolutely no Pyro, you’re safe.

10/10

Engineer

“You’re handsome…”

So much blush on that poor Texas man’s face.

“Aw… Thanks sweet pea… How ya��� feelin’?”

We stan a man who’s concerned about you. Keeps you in his workshop while he works. More than willing to explain to you what he’s doing like you’re 5.

10/10

Soldier

“You’re handsome…”

He’s a really loud person so everyone is going to know that you called him handsome.

“OF COURSE I’M HANDSOME! I AM THE GREATEST AMERICAN ON EARTH!”

Dude would have no idea what to do with you. Heavy just ends up taking care of you.

2/10

Pyro

“You’re handsome…”

‘Happy Pyro noises’

Definitely not the best at taking care of people, but in you’re loopy state, he’s amazing.

Y’all are absolutely gonna do stuff like colouring, playing with his unicorns, and absolutely cuddling.

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immmmmm gonna be in the corner

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Blue hour desperation

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uhh he's just looking for something on the floor don't even worry about it (NSFW here)

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Merc wet dreams (mainly sniper scout and spy bit add whoever I don't mind)

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Not even a hello?... You just gonna treat me like a common whore 😞/j

Mercs: medic, scout, spy, demo, sniper

Wet dreams with the mercs (NSFW!!!!!)

Medic:

He probably has dreams about you lying on his operating table

You've been dead for two hours

Once you finally come back to life, you're grateful... And maybe a bit horny

You lunge at him and start making out with him

As time passes he lays you back down onto the operating table and starts undressing himself

He lets his hands roam around your body as a way to tease you, before giving you the most insane back shots in the history of back shots

Then he woke up 😞

Scout:

The dream starts normal

'reading' comics, drinking BONK!, and running

That was until he passed your room

You were naked and dancing

And you didn't even hesitate when you told him to come into the room with you

As soon as he enters the room, he pictures you down on your knees, undoing his belt and sucking him off

After that, you lay him down and start riding him, moaning his name as loud as possible, praising him, telling him how good he felt inside of you

After of course your still talking about how awesome he is

And then he wakes up with a white puddle between his legs

Demo:

His wet dreams are so tame, I'ma be so real 😭

It'd just be the both bathing with scrumpy and wine as you talk about your day

After that he gives you a few kisses and compliments as he gently lays you onto the bed as he lovingly fucks the shit out of you

Spy:

You're in his smoke room, sitting in his lap and riding him as you both share a cigarette

His hands on your hips as you move up and down on him

He'll leave hickeys all over your neck as you scream and moan

In other dreams, you're both hiding from the enemy team with the intelligence, you silently jerking him off and covering his mouth

Sniper:

His dreams are also relatively tame I'ma be real

You'll be in his van and cuddling as you both watch a movie

Soon you find yourself on top of him as he guides your body down onto him

Sometimes in the kinker dreams, you'll put a cigarette out on his neck and lick the burn mark

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This is only the cropped version. The full version will be on my Twitter @/a_armageddons soon!

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Hello! I was wondering if you could write a NSFW one shot of Sniper x F!reader? Perhaps one about him having a breeding kink?

Thank you!

(Ps: I have so many ideas for one-shots and etc, so if you'd like, I can dump a list of ideas for you!)

-Jarate Anon

hey Jarate anon! Yeah of course I'd love to do some hc's, I've been getting asks for a Feverish Lust part 3 so I'll be working on more works with Sniper :)!

NSFW Sniper Hc's (Breeding Kink Edition)

-When it comes to his kinks he's extremely quiet about them, he's actually really nervous to tell you that he's into breeding and getting you pregnant (mostly cus he's scared you'll be angry or tell him she doesn't want to be pregnant)

-But whenever you guys have sex all he can imagine is cumming deep into your womb and you holding a pregnancy test

-Soon enough he'll be honest and you accept him which riles him up so much he's already hard

-"R-really, Sheila?" He says with heavy breaths. God how he wants to grab you and fuck you instantly. "You're not mad?" "No not at all" You say with a grin.

-Ever since that day he's been way more excited than usual, both of you might have sex maybe once every 4 months but it became having sex every other week.

-He's gotten way more violent because of it and has been going faster leaving you more of a wreck. "That pretty pussy is all mine ain't it? I get to fill it up with me don't I?"

-The thought of you with a bump on your stomach and you lactating through your shirt makes him burst, he cums easily after the image of that

-"Does this make you Mrs.Mundy?" He says with a chuckle as he releases his load into you. Whenever you have an orgasm he likes to pinch your nipples tightly, pretending like there's milk squirting out

-After the session he likes to fall asleep to the sweet dreams of your guy's kids, running around and him picking them up and looking at all the features and traits they got from you

-He hates condoms with a burning passion, all he wants is to get you pregnant each time <3!

-He loves the idea that his sperm is holding the blueprint to your future kids and that maybe this time he'll be able to get you pregnant.

-He's insanely protective over you because of that. "Y/N, you're staying mine as long as I'm in ya. You got that, You got that??? You promise?" He growls as he bites your neck

-His thoughts are so intense he has to squeeze or bite down on some part of your body to keep him from cumming so quickly, knowing that he might fill your belly up with his sperm. To know that if he did he'd be the father to your kids it's just all too much!!

sorry this one is kind of short anon, I couldn't think of too much but thank you for the ask! (I might come back and edit some stuff if I'm feeling it.) see yall later!

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"Feverish Lust" Sniper X Y/N (SMUT)

todays the days lad. This is going to be AFAB (if you're AMAB or would like a gender neutral smut post pls dm me! I don't know how to respectively right AMAB smut so I would enjoy the help~) I was in the mood okayyyyyyyyyy

It was one of the hottest days in New Mexico, the sun beamed on everything in sight. It was the weekend for the mercs but the warmth drove them crazy...Scout and Pyro burned ants alive with a magnifying glass, Spy and Medic were both sun tanning and everyone else tried to find something to distract themselves from the unbearable heat. Instead of joining everyone else, Sniper made the decision to stay put and maintain watch. He established himself in his tower, which was a full 5% cooler than the outside elements. Breathing silently, he muttered to himself from time to time while wiping sweat from his forehead. He meticulously adjusted his eye to the scope to maintain his vigilant post.

Y/N had spent her time outside with the rest of the mercs fanning herself and sighing. "If I don't die on that battlefield it's this fuckin sun that's taking me" An annoyed groan slipped out of her mouth. "Has anyone seen Sniper?"

"He's in the leetle tower," Heavy declared firmly, with a slouch and a literature book in hand. "I haven't seen since morning."

"Ja, him and his isolation" Medic followed up with as he held a tanning mirror to his face, his eyes were covered with black heart sunglasses. Scout handed the magnifying glass over to Pyro and rolled onto his back spreading his body out on the floor "You should check up on him, Y/N. Make sure he ain't cookin' up in there." Scout held his eyes tight as his body faced the sun. "Okay. I'll check back in a few minutes." She got up and headed on over.

Y/N held her hand up to the sun and scrunched her face together as she walked over to the tower's ladder. "God does he really have to be up there" She squeezed her eyes more as she climbed her way to the top. Even if she kept her eyes shut the sun seemed to pierce through. Using all of her weight to push her up to the top she dusted herself off and tapped on his door. Knock knock "Mundy? Are you in there?"

"The door is open" Sniper called back, his voice muffled by the thickness of the door. Y/N opened it to find a slouched-over Sniper with his rifle, his left leg was bent and he left his right one crossed "Hi Sheila," he greeted her with a warm smile, still focused on the scope. "How are you holding up in this heat?" Y/N adjusted her tank top and looked at the window, feeling the warmth on her face. "It's definitely boiling up here," she responded. "I'm doing fine."

Y/N walked over to Sniper and sat down next to him. "You don't look fine." Sniper looked away from the inside of his rifle and froze for a second, looking straight at Y/N "What's that supposed to mean?" Y/N giggled. "Nuthin." Y/N and Sniper stared at each other in silence. They both admired each other. They fell into each other's eyes and Sniper's lips parted. Y/N snapped out of it and coughed, looking away as her body heat worsened. "Anyways..everyone just wanted to see if you were okay....yk..not dying up here." A grin formed on Sniper's face and he put his rifle away. "I'm doing okay. It is a bit steamy though, Dontcha think?" Y/N's eyes side glanced away, looking at the desk behind him. "Always nice to have company."

Y/N nodded and she formed her hands into fists, clenching tightly.

Sniper's eyes were open but they seemed to drift off to another place. His eyelids were heavy, sultry even. He looked disconnected even though he was facing Y/N. "Mundy? You in there?" Y/N said waving her hand in front of his face. Sniper snapped back to reality and shook his head a little, getting a grip. "Ah..Sorry." His cheeks seemed flushed despite the humid air. Y/N leaned in as Sniper's body leaned back and she softly held his hand "Is everything okay?? You look sickly...heated." She tilted her head playfully.

"Your eyes," he trailed off, his gaze dropping to the ground. His hat obscured his eyes, but his lips and chin were visible. He paused for a moment, gathering his thoughts before continuing. "They're stunning, Sheila. They're. ah-." He scoffed a little and went silent again. Sniper was never the best at expressing his feelings. He often found himself alone or quiet in the presence of the mercenaries as he didn't have much to contribute during discussions. As a result, he never really developed a strong voice for himself. "Heavenly. They're so heavenly.." Sniper grinned, feeling satisfied with his description. Y/N smiled at him and leaned in to thank Sniper for his words with a whispered "Thank you, Mundy."

He felt her breath on his ear, she rested her legs between his and her cheek touched his. With a soft touch of her index finger, she traced the outlines of his vest. "You look absolutely adorable," she whispered. Sniper was taken aback by her word, he acted on his instincts and confidently grasped Y/N's waist. With his bony hands firmly in control of her back, she couldn't help but catch her breath. "I'm sorry-" he said as he quickly withdrew his hand and placed it down on the ground. Y/N gently placed his hand on her hips and looked him in the eyes "It's okay." At that moment, Sniper's heart began to race at an alarming rate, almost as if it was about to burst out of his chest. "Sheila."

"Yes?"

"I don't feel well."

"Then let me help you with that." Y/N rolled her hips over to Sniper's waist, now sitting on him. She tilted her face more to the side and kissed him seductively. Her lips glazing his, the smooth texture of his aftershave turned her on. They kept pushing their lips up onto each other and soon enough their tongues had intertwined. Sniper's erection grew as Y/N's saliva had become thicker. The tips of his fingers held tighter on her waist as Y/N started to move her legs "M-undy." Her voice was uneven. They stopped to take a breath, both of them stared at each other and bathed in their looks. Y/N lowered her eyes down to his pants and unzipped them.

Y/N let Sniper's erection free, slowly taking his boxers off. Sniper's eyes trailed off behind her in embarrassment. He had sex once, but it wasn't very good, he masturbates rarely. Sniper's libido is low but when it's around Y/N it heightens, Y/N is the only one who can really make him feel this way but it messes with his brain on how he's not well experienced.

Y/N examined Sniper's cock. It was long, about 5 inches and he was uncircumcised. Y/N pulled her hair behind her ear and bent her chest down, putting her mouth around the tip. A shock sprung all around Sniper and his eyes widened, the stimulation was unreal. His breath quickened and he closed his eyes. "Y/N..gh.." He threw his head back as her mouth took over more of him. She could feel the core of his cock and how firm it was, each time her lips went up and down a twitch would ensue. Y/N had gone faster and this made Sniper go crazy. His eyes fluttered, and a sudden rush of euphoria spread around his body. Y/N's body was equally hot as her tongue ran from the top to the bottom of his cock, the feeling of his veins and the curve of his tip made her weak.

Sniper was on the edge, he wasn't used to this feeling, his arms started to shake as he tried to find something to grab onto. His grunts became heavier as if he couldn't breathe and he clenched his fists. "Y/-Y/N!" he screamed out, even talking was making him overstimulate. Y/N knew he was close. She squeezed his thigh and pushed her nails into it as she ran her mouth and hand through the rest of his cock. Sniper's eyes scrunched as his mouth opened and small squeaks spewed out. He raised his hand and grabbed Y/N's hair in desperation and pushed her mouth down as he came into her throat. "ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hh....." His eyes rolled back from his overstimulation. His mind was blurry, he just grunted until he couldn't. A gush of sperm streatmed into Y/N's throat, making her choke a little. She pushed herself away and took a deep breath, cum running down her chin.

"did that help...?"

GN YALL THIS WAS MY FIRST SMUT (that I uploaded) IM LOWKEY SCARED TO BUT YOU BITCHES ONLY LIVE ONCE ILOVE YALL SM TYSM FOR READIN <33333

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