#team fortress 2 fanon

[rainbowdelicgalore]

Pyro Headcanon 1/????

I imagine that Pyro is (Mixed) Mexican/Brazilian and that when in the rare occasion that they're unmasked, they're native/fluent in Spanish and Portuguese!

[jevilowo]

I did it, I broke tf2 fanon down to its bare essentials

The years aren't exact, btw. 2010 stuff started in like 2008, 2015 stuff stretched from around 2012/3 to 2017ish, and 2020 stuff is like 2018 to now.

A new era will be ushered in with the release of the next comic, I'm sure. I wonder who the next Scout will be, if 2015 Scout was Spy. My bets are on Sniper or Demo, but probably Sniper.

[a-noir]

Something that bothers me in the TF2 fandom

Fanon Medic -

Like actually insane

Needy himbo who is helplessly in love with heavy

Gets flustered and shy easily

Could not give two fucks about his team mates

Feminine

Very lovey-dovey with Heavy

Canon Medic -

Still insane but not completely

Actually has emotions

Very intelligent

Heavy’s social superior

Cares about his team

Old ass man

Extremely traditionally masculine

[twistedscied]

Scots trio!!

[ficswithtacotuesday]

What the previous opponents of Red Oktoberfest are doing during round 3. Clearly, they're a bit biased, but they're still having fun. And that's all that counts, right? Right?

[weinerundcognac45]

Demoman is a alcoholic.

Alcoholism is a person's mental and physical dependence on drinking beverages containing ethanol.

The development of addiction is associated with metabolic disorders. Ethanol is actively involved in metabolism, disrupting the main function of this process — synthesis, that is, the production of substances necessary for vital activity, including dopamines, catecholamines and others.

Alcohol consumption is becoming necessary. In the absence of alcohol, a person becomes exhausted and irritable.

First of all, alcoholism leads to progressive degradation of personality (narrowing the range of interests, decreased cognitive abilities, deterioration of emotional state) and characteristic lesions of internal organs: liver, gastrointestinal tract, heart, lungs (tuberculosis due to decreased immunity).

Factors of alcoholism development:

a) A dysfunctional environment – according to my headcannon, the Demo was born in the 30s.

"In the 30s, a difficult socio-economic situation persisted in Scotland. The problem of unemployment was acute in Scotland."

b) Difficulties in the professional sphere and personal life – the second point follows from the first point, because mercenary work became a way for the Demo to earn a loaf of bread and it was not always enough for basic needs.

+ The situation in the family. The Demoman tries to take care of the blind mother, because they are the only ones left with each other, so they can't get drunk more. It is his mother who pushes him forward, who is the moral support for Tavish.

Fanon: When the Demo started working on Mann.Co., he began to get drunk more, because he was left without his mother's supervision and responsibility for her.

c) Depression and personality disorders – I can't say anything about this, because the range of such diseases is very large.

But according to the Demoman's mother, it can be concluded that all the time since the dismissal, the Demoman just didn't work.

I love this Scotsman.

[another-delta-lover]

Draw your buggy eyed, big ol googly eye Blue Medic friend like this

Here u go!! + Bonus medik bc you deserve it🫶 teehee

[t1tlessm4yhem]

Headcanon log; three:

I feel like.. deep down, Spy does care for Scout. And no one can tell me otherwise.. For example:

Scout: *Opening his locker and finding a case of Bonk that hadn’t been there a day before.* “Huh, how’d this get ‘ere?”

Spy: *Leaning against his locker and smoking.* “Who knows, maybe you have an admirer.”

This motherfucker knows damn well it was him that put that case there, he just wants to fuck with Scout a bit. Y’know, keep up that cold, “Oh, I’m only sleeping with your mother for the fun of it” persona.

[gooopy]

I get what everyones saying when they say engineer cooks for everyone but can i propose: engineer has a fucked up little rube goldberg ass machine that makes perfect breakfast every morning. And he spent months making it and the first few tries kept throwing half-cooked pancakes directly into scouts face. Do you guys see my vision

[artaxerxa]

So I've been thinking a little about Medics Boots for some time

And I wanted to draw a little comparison from my HC to Canon and others interpretation-

First up here is my Headcanon.

Yes it's perfectly reasonable that this man runs for hours with these heels into battle

If men could do that 300 years ago I believe Medic can do so as well ❤️‍🩹

Next up there's the canon

Also nice to look at

But less baroque

Now lastly here's the Fanon

Obviously doesn't count for everyone but I saw many round the tip of the boots up

Also there's no right or wrong way how to draw medics boots so just have fun and do what you like best!! This isn't a guide after all-- just a silly observation

[atbussysparks]

MORE SCOUT HEADCANONS???? THIS MUTHAFUCKER OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

YALL THOUGHT I WAS DONE⁉️⁉️⁉️BACK WITH IT AGAIN YALL KNOW THE DRILL 🗣️🗣️

He tries to swim in the air if he's held by the waist

He died on December 4th 1987 because he finally listened to something other than Tom Jones for the first time in seven years and melted into a hot radioactive waste full of uranium, radium, graphite, zirconium, titanium magnesium and silicone dioxide. The song was "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles.

The only facial hair he ever had has a fu manchu

He has ridiculously big earlobes that he gauges when he's 30

He and spy once tricked a bunch of oysters on a beach to come back home with them but spy are them all before scout could even get the seasonings.

SIKE BITCH!!! THESE ARE TOKI HEADCANONS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Toki Wartooth 🔛🔝❗❗❗

He also has giant earlobes, but every cat he's ever has sucks on them so he can't gauge them

He'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden, in the shade.

He hates everything to do with whipping. Or caning. If he hears a belt snap he starts chewing on his hand until it bleeds.

He was hyperdontia, and his canines are spiked because they're chipped!

He can sew very well, and has a pimp hat with Garfield embroidered on it.

The first American song he ever heard in America was "nasty bxtch" by bustdown.

He claims that the Norse god Loki appears in his room on occasion and leaves him peppers and sweets. This actually DOES happen. but every single time, Toki has been microdosing datura so even he has no idea if it's true.

He Stole a lobster and named it Björk. He's also stolen both hands from a mannequin in a jc Penny's when he was 17 in America.

He came to America when he was 16 years old, very close to 17, and had his 17th birthday in a thrift shop with an old couple.

Got high and called Dr rockso up and said "yous a bitch. Your mom ams a bitch. Your hair ams wack. Yo gear ams wack. Uuuuhhhh, Kafkaesque. Fuckins' pogo the clown bitch.... Okay, loves you rockzo, bye! *+꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡"

Rockzo was sitting right next to him egging him on.

A fan drove his car over a bridge with his wife inside over him but Charles made sure he never found out.

He listens to music while coloring and Murderface heard him listening to power metal, glam rock, 1980s pop, and death metal. In the midst of it all, pain loomed over them when ave maria began playing. Murderface brought him some garlic pickles after that.

His favorite pony is rainbow dash.

Anthrax doesn't affect him for whatever reason

He has a very faint scar that wraps from one end of his face, over the nose, and across to the other side (I'm not just projecting bro trust 🙏🏼)

His second favorite drink is pineapple fanta he WILL tear that shit up. Put a grocery store clerk outta house and home. Give the landfills somethin to cry about. Nathan walked into his room vaguely frightened and witnessed him surrounded by pineapple sody pop. It dripped from his his hands and walls n shit like a crime scene involving a mace.

Nathan quells his rage with pineapple slices. Pickles carbonated pineapple juice for him in secret and says "hehe quick get in there lil fucker." Skwisgarr lost an eyebrow to this event.

Goes to the Everglades and straight up harasses nature

[rainbowdelicgalore]

(I'm taking a big risk in letting this idea out of confinement since it's a pretty fuckin wacky one this time, brace yerselfs!)

TF2 AU Idea: You know how in the TF2 Comics how Medic was able to surgically insert baboon uteruses into people?

Well, since we all know that Medic is the pure epitome of a Mad Scientist and loves to experiment on bodies, most likely even his own

He would've come up with the seemingly asinine and morbid idea to give himself a baboon uterus (don't think he wouldn't do this to himself lol), create a way to combine all the Mercs' and his own "DNA" into one egg (excluding Scout since I see him being a eldest kid/older brother figure in this kinda AU) in order to have a child thats biologically related to all 8 Mercs (a daughter in this case)

All this in order to Medic to have a way to keep himself and all the Mercs together as one big found family if and when there comes the end of the war between the Mann Brothers, so even the Administrator would have a hard time separating the group!

Yeah, they're all too attached to each other to not pull off a fucking cuckoo bananas idea just to stick together as the Unit they are (and Scout gets a new little sister out of it too)!

(this is also slightly based on a dream I had at around 15/16 years old that was basically just me being Sniper's daughter, so it was fun to remember for this)!

[get-more-bald]

NEED to see more fanart of Heavy ripping people from limb to limb with his bare hands PLEASE.

[a-noir]

how i view heavymedic tbh

(i feel the need to add that medic is JOKING)

[sol-nebula]

Fans should just write their own ending at this point. I know we have some very talented writers around the fandom, all we need is a good idea

Happy 5th No-Update birthday Tf2! :)

[weinerundcognac45]

Pyro is the son of Satan!🔥

I love this fanon with all my heart.