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paintedcrows · 24 days ago

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Totally Normal Trigonometry Things

#more of these terrible freaky guys! (mostly) old man Ford edition #Some post canon stuff! Love the idea of Ford gaining weight post-canon <3 (Did I initially forget Bill's cracks? Maybe. Maybe..)#idk if theres any redeeming going on tho. Almost nevermind all that au energy yknow. They're vibing & making it everyone elses problem #last two are based on my Ford cosplay and that is a real sticker I do now questionably own. I thought itd make a funny picture and it did #and to the people who wanted to know where the tongue was going I hope I didn't disappoint lmao #cw suggestive #i think. Bill's a goddamn triangle. at what point does it become enough to tag that. probably at the point i gave Ford freaky love bites...#cw injury #cw body horror #Billford #Gravity Falls #tbob #Fan art #Bill Cipher #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Grunkle Ford #Bill/Ford #Bill x Ford #Fanart #GF Fanart #artists on tumblr #my art

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mewvore · 2 months ago

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collateral damage from bruxism

#dwpsart #it me #blood #bruxism #I end up biting the fuck out of the inside of my mouth #the cost of stress I guess #invest in a night guard before your teeth crack ladies #teeth

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toffeebrews · 5 months ago

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Dog coded cross, but like it's sad.

not sure what this genre of art I'm doing is, but I like it.

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songoftrillium · 1 month ago

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Cracking the Bone

This comic was created to introduce people to the pathos of Werewolf: the Apocalypse so as to introduce the upcoming reference guide for it: Werewolf: the Essentials. A team of dedicated fans and scholars on the setting have amalgamated all the best of WtA into an easy to parse format, coming to Storytellers Vault this winter! At long last, all the deep lore on Garou Society and the denizens of the tellurian are coming together into a single series of references that span the entirety of their lore, condensing thousands of pages into a single series.

Enjoy, and don't forget to share with your friends and follow this account and @werewolfessentials to stay up to date on news!

A very special thank you to @mekanikaltrifle for illustrating the comic, and to @wolfgirlbites @excelgarou @redratt @balthazarslostlibrary and @bekandrew for their contributions to writing this!

Trigger warnings in the tags

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cosmicourple · 2 months ago

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list of EPIC! rarepairs / crackships & crack friendships I fw / some I made up (very few tho I think hdvff)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon (Salty)

°— Odysseus x Zeus (Thunderclap)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus (Wetthunderthighs)

°— Polites x Circe (Springblooms? or Smilingsoul?)

°— Thanatos & Telemachus (Death & The Dodger duo)

°— Penelope x Circe (Royalmaroon? or CunningEnchanted?)

°— Penelope x Amphitrite (Pearltears? or Seafoam?)

°— Zeus x Polites (Lightningreflective? or Sullied?)

°— Poseidon x Eurylochus (Stonefish? or Stormydepths?)

°— Aeolus x Telemachus (Smokey? or Windwolf?)

°— Circe & Hermes (Divine Perfume + ‘Perfume’ duo)

°— Penelope & Ctimene (Warrior Power Women duo)

°— Scylla, Odysseus & Ctimene (Feral Wolfs & the Big Bad Sea-Dog trio)

°— Ares & Ctimene (Shadowed Siblings duo)

°— Sirenelope x Odysseus (shipped onesided lol) (Drowningbow or Azurescales?) (edit: ship it fr now wth 😭)

°— Ctimene & Telemachus (Full Speed After My Dumbass Brother/Father duo)

°— Hera & Odysseus (Loyalty First duo)

°— Apollo x Eurylochus x Helios (Dimsunlight? or Scorchedsteelinhand?)

°— Hermes, Odysseus & Ctimene (✨HERMES✨ and Grandkids duo)

°— Antinous x Calypso (Scarletsand)

°— idk what else (for now mwahhaha-)

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creative-clawmarks · 4 months ago

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"You broke his leg with your teeth!"

"I could have done worse, and I probably should have!"

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KO-FI

#my art #marble hornets #tw blood #tw gore #alex kralie #jay merrick #tim wright #vampire au #fun fact: while alex has enough bite force to crack a bone on a good day the wolf could easily crush a skull or tear someone in half #so yeah alex got lucky here lol

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #madam lan #A-qing #Band AU #(Reminder that Madam Lan's design inspiration goes to Qourmet!)#Madam Lan may have been the winner per vote count but there were so many strong advocates for A-Qing!#I played around with a few versions of what the 'poll winner' art was going to be and ultimately decided I wanted them both.#As any good theater love knows though - The battle for leadership was a ruse. They *all* get a chance to be featured.#Cooperation was the real end goal! However I do think these two have the best frontman energy of the group.#Or at least 'crowd favourite' energy. I also really loved hearing what people thought their vocal styles would be like!#This was probably one of my favourite polls to do and I love drawing these characters a lot B*)#I'd love to spend a bit more time in this AU so count on me bringing it back.#One thing I keep feeling like I need to redeem myself on is Madam Lan's Translucent skirt. I have *not* done the concept justice yet.#It is such a crack-platonic ship but I want to think Madam Lan and A-Qing would enjoy each other's company.#Possibly also with JYL as well. They can be like mutually beneficial therapy dogs to each other.#Madam Lan never got to see her kids grow up into teenagers after all. She only had sons. Never daughters.#Even if she saw her kids once a month we do know she treated them with so much love and kindness.#She would bite the shit out of YZY for yelling at JYL. What a sight to see. A-Qing would also start biting (for fun).

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cannibalhellhound · 4 months ago

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Teletubbies for @half-oz-eddie because it was too funny to ignore

Tommy is dipsy, Sal is Tinky Winky, Eddie is Lala and Buck is Po

I also have a small oil version because yes 👍🏼

#literally cackling while drawing this #every pic of Lou biting his lip has me dead and coming back stronger than ever #this can be whatever ship honestly my poly ass just puts them together like silly putty #evan buckley #tommy kinard #sal deluca #eddie diaz #911 fanart #911 crack #Fire Gays™#mxhyde #HelloI'mHayden #bucktommy #buddietommy #can't remember for the one with sal it sounded like salami

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cdelphiki · 10 months ago

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Do rich people have to go to the DMV to renew their license? Like, would Bruce Wayne have to go to the DMV and wait in a long line for three hours with his 14 proofs of address, 3 different government issued IDs, birth certificate, and SSN card, only to get yelled at for not having a notarized statement from his 7th grade English teacher attesting to his completion of the Iowa basics that year that the website definitely told him he should have had, why didn't he read the instructions on the website? Because that would make me feel better if I knew Batman had to do it too.

#batman #lmao #wish me luck im going in at the crack of dawn tomorrow #ive got the whole list of shit #im expecting to be yelled at for not renewing online #i will not pay a doctor to do a vision test when the dmv does it for free #bite me new york state

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grapecaseschoices · 1 year ago

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some of the extremely supportive but slightly[?] unhinged things wyll can say to the dark urge as they fight the wyll [haha] to peel off his face.

#wyll x durge #my favorite not included is that he just says: 'shit'#when durge tries to bite him #wyll ravengard #he's so funny and so fucked up #it's just so like 'welp. this is bad bad. huh?'#yes wyllyam. tis.#kaeliana x wyll #bg3 #whew #cracked up so much from his reactions #like on a level it says so much about him. but on the other im dying bc ffs wyll.#the last is what he says when durge GROWLS at him????#wyllyam. we need to speak.#baby #like i know -- you spent your seven years in the wild just fiends and monsters as your company. but --#the first makes me sad and givesme so many feelings about wyll. 17. having to rise up and meet the gazes of what meant to hurt his city.#gaze of the devil who entrapped him. the gaze of the father who scorned him

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jhellybazoingzoing · 1 month ago

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House MD S8 Ep 1-2 Recap (Shitpost)

CW: House MD canon-typical humor and language (contains swearing)

#GUYS PLEASE THIS IS CRACK OKAY THIS IS SHITPOST #its for funny purposes only GUYS dont bite me #do not take this seriously #hatecrimes md #james wilson #house md #greg house #eric foreman #chi park #shitpost #jhellysart

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ash-wynn · 14 days ago

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Whiteboard Gregory House

#house md fanart #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #dr house #more mouse bites #house fanart #hilson #whiteboard #what possessed me #crack post

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graciegrumps · 3 months ago

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15 dazai's camera roll but it's just like......

Like that.... at that specific angle.......... just big, black eyes far too big for his skull and an overall off-putting vibe.

Oh! And there's also Chuuya 'cause when is there not Chuuya (affextionate)

....and Akutagawa

Ango...

Oda's in there too...

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everytobito · 1 year ago

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#so much going on here.#naruto #uchiha obito #obito uchiha #everyobito #child obito #the jaw cracking noise. tiny minato speechless.#squirk.#kakashi used to bite obito i know he did #hatake kakashi #namikaze minato #found in: naruto chapter 239

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tblsomedoodles · 4 months ago

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Long story short, i have a new kitten. His name is Washington.

Short story Long-

About a month after i agreed to take in Saint 14 (aka my foster. who is going to his forever home in october) my aunt found 4 stray kittens of similar age in her garage. She was able to catch them and their mom and after a lot of talking and debating, I ended up taking one of them in.

Wash was pretty shy when i got him, flinching away from hands and being terrified of being picked up. But after a lot of work, he's becoming a very well adjusted kitten who's currently chasing his tail on my bed lol.

Bonus: Kitten photos! Left is Washington. Right is Saint 14 (who's grown since the hand size kitten i last posted.)