#「 crack 」 — ❛ no bite. ❜

[paintedcrows]

Totally Normal Trigonometry Things

[mewvore]

collateral damage from bruxism

[toffeebrews]

Dog coded cross, but like it's sad.

not sure what this genre of art I'm doing is, but I like it.

[songoftrillium]

Cracking the Bone

This comic was created to introduce people to the pathos of Werewolf: the Apocalypse so as to introduce the upcoming reference guide for it: Werewolf: the Essentials. A team of dedicated fans and scholars on the setting have amalgamated all the best of WtA into an easy to parse format, coming to Storytellers Vault this winter! At long last, all the deep lore on Garou Society and the denizens of the tellurian are coming together into a single series of references that span the entirety of their lore, condensing thousands of pages into a single series.

Enjoy, and don't forget to share with your friends and follow this account and @werewolfessentials to stay up to date on news!

A very special thank you to @mekanikaltrifle for illustrating the comic, and to @wolfgirlbites @excelgarou @redratt @balthazarslostlibrary and @bekandrew for their contributions to writing this!

Trigger warnings in the tags

[saystrinity]

very much inspired by the fact i am Physically Unable to stay still irl :)))) also tysm for all the love on the last post!! i’ve always been scared of posting my work so i’ve been hiding away from the eyes of the interwebs for yoooonkksss

enjoy!!

⋆.˚ ❛ hcs ; chuckle sandwich x fidgety reader ! ༘⋆

꒷꒦ charlie:

absolutely matching your freak fidget

drumming his fingers against your collarbone when his arm is draped around your shoulder

constant hand squeezing, dude is trying to crack your knuckles for you

matching sets of bouncing legs

੭ ̊ schlatt:

“can you just- can you- dude.”

non-stop huffing, as if he doesn’t love the way you trace such intricate patterns against his arms whenever you can

will be buying you any stupid fidget toy he can find (that just reminded me. does anyone remember 300 chinese finger traps from the billboard video. cause i do)

eventually starts picking up the same habits, grumbling when you catch him out, him drawing those same designs in your skin the next time you’re together

✰ ˚ ted:

exasperated “babe”s, every single time

will teddy bear you into submission when you’re cuddling, every available limb curled around your body to hold you down and stop you from repositioning for the umpteenth time

biting back his grin when your fingers dance along an especially ticklish spot of his, playfully swatting you away to stop before it’s even started

100% lecturing you about the dangers of knuckle cracking (while you are loudly going ham on them right next to his ear. you do not stop. stick it to the man.)

[cosmicourple]

list of EPIC! rarepairs / crackships & crack friendships I fw / some I made up (very few tho I think hdvff)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon (Seamonsters)

°— Odysseus x Zeus (Thunderclap)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus (Wetthunderthighs)

°— Polites x Circe (Springblooms? or Smilingsoul?)

°— Thanatos & Telemachus (Death & The Dodger duo)

°— Penelope x Circe (CunningEnchanter)

°— Penelope x Amphitrite (Pearltears)

°— Zeus x Polites (Lightningreflective? or Sullied?)

°— Poseidon x Eurylochus (Stonefish? or Stormydepths?)

°— Aeolus x Telemachus (Smokey)

°— Circe & Hermes (Divine Perfume + ‘Perfume’ duo)

°— Penelope & Ctimene (Warrior Power Women duo)

°— Scylla, Odysseus & Ctimene (Feral Wolfs & the Big Bad Sea-Dog trio)

°— Ares & Ctimene (Shadowed Siblings duo)

°— Sirenelope x Odysseus (shipped onesided lol) (Azurescales) (edit: ship it fr now wth 😭)

°— Ctimene & Telemachus (Full Speed After My Dumbass Brother/Father duo)

°— Hera & Odysseus (Loyalty First duo)

°— Apollo x Eurylochus x Helios (Dimsunlight? or Scorchedsteelinhand?)

°— Hermes, Odysseus & Ctimene (✨HERMES✨ and Grandkids duo)

°— Antinous x Calypso (Scarletsand)

°— idk what else (for now mwahhaha-)

[creative-clawmarks]

"You broke his leg with your teeth!"

"I could have done worse, and I probably should have!"

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KO-FI

[realest-silmfacts]

There's nothing Fingon wouldn't at least try to eat. Including Glaurung.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

[graciegrumps]

15 dazai's camera roll but it's just like......

Like that.... at that specific angle.......... just big, black eyes far too big for his skull and an overall off-putting vibe.

Oh! And there's also Chuuya 'cause when is there not Chuuya (affextionate)

....and Akutagawa

Ango...

Oda's in there too...

[cannibalhellhound]

Teletubbies for @half-oz-eddie because it was too funny to ignore

Tommy is dipsy, Sal is Tinky Winky, Eddie is Lala and Buck is Po

I also have a small oil version because yes 👍🏼

[daughterofthesunlands]

Oh.

[cdelphiki]

Do rich people have to go to the DMV to renew their license? Like, would Bruce Wayne have to go to the DMV and wait in a long line for three hours with his 14 proofs of address, 3 different government issued IDs, birth certificate, and SSN card, only to get yelled at for not having a notarized statement from his 7th grade English teacher attesting to his completion of the Iowa basics that year that the website definitely told him he should have had, why didn't he read the instructions on the website? Because that would make me feel better if I knew Batman had to do it too.

[grapecaseschoices]

some of the extremely supportive but slightly[?] unhinged things wyll can say to the dark urge as they fight the wyll [haha] to peel off his face.

[jhellybazoingzoing]

House MD S8 Ep 1-2 Recap (Shitpost)

CW: House MD canon-typical humor and language (contains swearing)

[ash-wynn]

Whiteboard Gregory House