#❪ ushiten’s children ❫

[starrenorth]

Iwaizumi Eiko took it upon herself and showed her fathers how it is done, here after having won her first match at nationals with her team Hiakawa.

Meanwhile, Ushijima Ryouta is more excited about being able to finally stand together with his girlfriend on court (without being afraid of Tooru wanting to kill him) than to go out and play with his team and friends in their first match at nationals 😜

Eiko and Ryouta are the main characters in my next generation fanfic When kids grow up where the former is a second-year setter and the latter a third-year wing spiker, captain and ace ✨

They both attend Hiakawa High and started dating in secret at the end of Eiko’s first year after spending years despising one another.

Besides her eyes Eiko resembles Tooru the most and is similar to her father constantly surrounded by fangirls and fanboys and is known as “Hiakawa’s princess.” Personality-wise she is confident, hardworking, ambitious, stubborn, charming and flirtatious. She tends to mimic Tooru whenever she is out in public or wants something and Hajime when she is at home or more serious. She is very close with her parents but due to their successful careers tends to put too much pressure on herself and overworks herself (to Hajime’s dismay.)

Ryouta resembles Wakatoshi the most (besides his hair ) and is very laid-back although hardworking, caring, charming and mischievous. On court he turns into a copy of his father Wakatoshi and is considered to be one of the top five aces in the country. While he is confident in his abilities as a volleyball player he doesn’t tend to brag about it, mostly because he compares himself to his father and oldest brother Tarou. While he loves his family they have a complicated family dynamic and he doesn’t get along very well with any of them besides Tarou.

A BIG thank you too @dida.artt for not only drawing my characters to perfection but for being so professional throughout the whole process ✨ I’m so grateful 🥰

[greycappedjester]

I just finished reading book 4 so 🤕 for hq at hogwarts, do you have any headcanons/more backstory for ushijima? also, how did he and tendou get together? ^^

Hmm so I have a few headcanons about them already here and here

For another:

1.) I think they take their responsibilities as mentors very seriously. For Ushijima, he's very much a "next generation is the future. They need strong foundations to grow" kinda guy. Tendou meanwhile has a huge soft spot for kids and, to him, this 100% includes Goshiki. Goshiki (and other younger Durmstrang students) may not always understand their help or, in Tendou's case want it since Tendou is way more learn-by-messing-with-them style; but, I think they do tend to grow from it more than the realize. For Ushijima and Tendou, I think it's a trait they strongly admire in each other and they really love watching each other help the younger kids.

2.) For holidays, they often alternate whose house they spend it at (they've done thos since way back even in their first year). That said, both kinda feel like the odd ball in their families so they often spend it, even when at family homes, just with each other. Their families are relieved that their odd children have someone with the.

.....I got to the end of this and realized you said Ushijima instead of ushiten. Sorry, these are a bit ushiten focused. If you'd like, send me an ask and I'll do more about him specifically.

[grungeeuvu]

oo for the otp question thing!!

Im indecisive so maybe the ship/pairing of the third last post you reblogged that contains hq characters??

um and random numbers.. 6,8,18!

Ship prompts list

Making me have to search through my posts, who do you think you are? 😭

Anyways, that means we got UshiTen! One of my favourites :D

6. What's their favourite feature of their partner?

Hmm okay: for Ushijima, I think it's obviously Tendou's laughter - very few people would laugh so loudly and honestly with him and the fact he can genuinely make Tendou burst out in fits of giggles brings him joy. Everytime he gets Tendou to laugh, it reminds him that he's finally found the perfect person who understands him.

For Tendou however, it's a bit more superficial but still sweet? He likes Ushijima's hands - big, strong and always warm. He likes how calloused they feel but how gentle they are. He's a little bit mesmerized by the sheer power they hold but the fact they can be so soft and kind with animals, children or Tendou himself. It's one of the ever growing complexities of Ushijima and he loves them.

8. Nicknames? & If so how did they originate?

Tendou gives EVERYONE nicknames so it's no doubt that Ushijima has some too! Most are variations of "Wakatoshi", like "Waka-kun/Waka-chan", or the odd "Waka-waka" that he rarely but sometimes uses. He mostly would call him Wakatoshi-kun tho. Ushijima wouldn't really give Tendou nicknames but maybe the petname "love" in the timeskip.

There's nowhere they really originate from, just Tendou being himself.

18. Who leaves little notes in the other one's lunch? (Bonus: What do they usually say?)

Okay, it's probably a bit stereotypical for this ship but I think Tendou is the cook so he always makes Ushijima tasty and healthy lunches (often pork buns) and always leaves him notes.

Sometimes the notes are as simple as "these are the calories in today's meal for your fitness instructor to know" or "I love you, play well" but Tendou being Tendou will NEVER stick to a pattern. Sometimes, the notes he leaves are addressed to Ushijima's teammates, to ask them questions or worse to lecture them about their behaviour. Sometimes the notes are "remember Reon? His daughter is starting middle school soon!" or things along those lines. Reminders about events coming up, occasionally a Christmas list which always turns up mid June, and often times he's drawn whole manga pages (it updates once every Thursday, the entirety of the Adler's team is invested)

[raelyn-dreams]

Ships

(These ships do not exist as "set" ships. I ship characters in many different ways and with different people, while I may only rarely ship a said character with others. My usual "preferred" ships will be in bold. This list is not all-encompassing - please feel free to send me an ask about any ship or character!!! I love excuses to ramble!!!)

Death Parade: Decim x Chiyuki

Haikyuu: Daisuga, Sugadaiyui, Asanoya, Kiyoyachi, Ennotana, Kiyotana, Kinonari, Ennokinonari, Kagehina, Kenhina, Tsukkiyama, Iwaoi, Matsuhana, Kyouhaba, Kinkuni, Kuroken, Bokuroo, Bokuakakuroken, Fukutora, Fukuken, Toraken, Fukukentora, Levyaku, Inulev, Shibalev, Teshinushibalev, Bokuaka, Ushiten, Semishira, Kawashira, Kogagoshiki, Aofuta, Kogasaku, Kitaran, Osasuna, Sakuatsu, Daimika.

Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaharu, Tamahika, Tamahikaharu, Kyokao, Hanirei, Kasumei.

Pokemon: Satogou/Journey/Firstfriend, Pallet, Sapphirepearl.

Sailor Moon: Mamousa, Harumichi, Makoami, Reinako.

The Promised Neverland: Norrayemma, Gildon.

Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children: Fugh, Emwyn, Enorace.

Carmen Sandiego (2019): Julethief/Carulia, Carmivy, Jeantonio.

Ninjago: Jaya, Pixane, Bruise/Geode, Mudshock, Lava, Glacier, Techno, Opposites, Plasma, Polyninja, Samurai, Amberpheonix, Scruffy.

Teen Titans: Robstar, BBRae, Starrae, Jerikole.

Twisted Wonderland: Azurid, Florid, Treyrid, Treyjade, Treycaterid, Treycater, Mallekei, Adeuce, Epeldeuce/Applejuice, Leoruggie, Leovil, Epeljack, Azuido, Azujami, Idiazu, Jamikali, Silkali, Rookvil, Silseb.

Enstars: Wataei, Yuzutori, Subahokke, PolyTrickstar, Chiakana, Midochia, Midotetoshino, Hiiai, Tatsumayo, Hiyojun, PolyEden, Shumika, Rinniki, Reikao, Adokoga, Mitsutomohaji, Kurokei, Izuleo, PolyKnights, Natsumugi, Reichi, Eikei, Eimugi, Watarei, Torikasa, Midoyuzu, Subanatsu, Ritsumao, Chiakao, Tetohina, Yuushino, Hiikoha, Kohaii, Kohiiai, Tatsuhime, Tatsukana, Ibahaji, Kanajun, Kuroshu, Shunazu, Rinneshu, Narumika, Ritsumika, Reikei, Adosou, Kogasou, Adosoukoga.

Injustice: Greencanary, Jason Rusch x Jaime Reyes.

Mirror's Edge Catalyst: Faith x Icarus, Faith x Plastic.

Obey Me & Obey Me Nightbringer: Dialuci, Solasmo.

Cursed Princess Club: Gwendrick, Jellie.

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

Blueberry Exchange

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/rgq5V7Y

by RC_Steel

Despite being neighbors, no two shifter clans could be as different as Shiratorizawa and Seijoh. The former are a group of hunters who prefer traditional ways, while the later are farmers who put emphasis on innovation. But the one thing the two groups have in common are their clan leaders’ strangely similar looking children.

When Tsutomu and Tobio end up in the opposite clan’s territory right before a storm, it is up to both Tendou and Oikawa to take care of the other’s pup for the night, all while worrying about their own.

Words: 14594, Chapters: 3/6, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Tendou Satori, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Kageyama Tobio, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Goshiki Tsutomu, Shiratorizawa Academy Volleyball Club, Aobajousai Volleyball Club

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omegaverse, Shifter AU, Nesting, Scenting, Child Kageyama Tobio, Child Goshiki Tsutomu, Kageyama is IwaOi's Pup, Goshiki is UshiTen's Pup, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Crying Goshiki Tsutomu, Anxiety, Mild Angst, Cuddling & Snuggling, Pack Dynamics, Hand Feeding, Implied/Referenced Mpreg, Questionable Parenting Skills, Slightly Negligent Parenting, Wolf Shifters, Liberos are Scouts and Scouts are Bird Shifters, Background SemiGata, Background KawaShira, background matsuhana - Freeform, background kyouhaba, Alpha Ushijima Wakatoshi, Omega Tendou Satori, Alpha Iwaizumi Hajime, Omega Oikawa Tooru, Maternal Omegas, breast feeding, Breast Feeding of a Five Year Old, Shiratorizawa, aoba josai - Freeform

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/rgq5V7Y

[lavendertears78]

I think one of the best fic ideas would be IwaOi’s son falling in love with UshiTen’s son and Tooru having an existential crisis over it.

[kittensvball]

boyfriends and girlfriends of the ushiten’s kids pt. 2

tsukishima akito

he never thought much about it until he was right in front of both of them

i mean, he loves tendou’s sweet stuff, seriously. he has a sweet tooth, but it’s different as his boyfriend’s mother

and ooh he freezes as he goes to tendou’s shop once before school and his brothers start to tease him like the little shits they are

akito kinda forgets how to talk and basically says “you make really delicious teika, tendou-san”

he never came back to tendou’s shop. EVER

he’s still one of those who tries to NOT go to ushiten’s house, but... well, not because of ushijima this time

bokuto toshiki

honestly he’s very scared to meet ushi and tendou because damn, those two have a reputation. he doesn’t feel like... he’s worth of izanagi’s time, and thinks his parents will think the same

since his grades are low and he’s not great at all at volleyball, there’s nothing really for him to impress his boyfriend’s parents really and it drives him insane

he overthinks a lot

he still haven’t met them officially, and he’s very afraid to

semi yukiya

out of them all, yukiya is the one more comfortable around ushijima and tendou after all they are family even before he fell for hisashi

i’m gonna assume they are yukiya’s godparents because honestly? it fits 

yukiya has ushijima as an exemplo. not as a volleyball player, but as an athlete in general

and he is kinda of jealous of tendou for a long time, since he felt like he’d be like uncle ushijima, except... with no one else to make him feel things

but overall, he is all cool with them. it’s more likely to see him with ushijima though, since they are somewhat alike

[messwriting]

SPOILERS AHEAD

so you’re telling me Ushiten just casually marked a dinner date in PARIS, with cameras, to tell the cameras they’re besties? sure, just two bros chilling in the city of love standing on opposites sides of the tables because no homo and full on besties

[starrenorth]

Iwaizumi Eiko took it upon herself and showed her fathers how it is done, here after having won her first match at nationals with her team Hiakawa.

Meanwhile, Ushijima Ryouta is more excited about being able to finally stand together with his girlfriend on court (without being afraid of Tooru wanting to kill him) than to go out and play with his team and friends in their first match at nationals 😜

Eiko and Ryouta are the main characters in my next generation fanfic When kids grow up where the former is a second-year setter and the latter a third-year outside hitter, captain and ace ✨

They both attend Hiakawa High and started dating in secret at the end of Eiko’s first year after spending years despising one another.

Besides her eyes Eiko resembles Tooru the most and is similar to her father constantly surrounded by fangirls and fanboys and is known as “Hiakawa’s princess.” Personality-wise she is confident, hardworking, ambitious, stubborn, charming and flirtatious. She tends to mimic Tooru whenever she is out in public or wants something and Hajime when she is at home or more serious. She is very close with her parents but due to their successful careers tends to put too much pressure on herself and overworks herself (to Hajime’s dismay.)

Ryouta resembles Wakatoshi the most (besides his hair ) and is very laid-back although hardworking, caring, charming and mischievous. On court he turns into a copy of his father Wakatoshi and is considered to be one of the top three aces in the country. While he is confident in his abilities as a volleyball player he doesn’t tend to brag about it, mostly because he compares himself to his father and oldest brother Tarou. While he loves his family they have a complicated family dynamic and he doesn’t get along very well with any of them besides Tarou.

A BIG thank you too @dida.artt for not only drawing my characters to perfection but for being so professional throughout the whole process ✨ I’m so grateful 🥰

(Do not repost!)

[haikyuuublog]

Haikyuu Characters as Ship and Friendship Dynamics: Part 15!!

IwaOi ft. MattsuHana:

BokuAka:

UshiTen:

KuroKen:

TsukkiYama:

And finally DaiSuga and their illegitimate children:

[dvkv-editz]

Help me with something please

Help me name the Haikyuu ships children real quick, because I’m gonna draw what I think they’d all look like.

(Just put the ship name first then the kids name, and after a week I’ll decide what names to pick though I already have a few)

Here are the ships:

- Kagehina (Kageyama x Hinata)          - Tsukiyama (Tsukishima x Yamaguchi)

- Daisuga (Daichi x Sugawara)             - Asanoya (Asahi x Nishinoya)

- Tanakiyo (Tanaka x Kiyoko)                - Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa)

- Kuroken (Kuroo x Kenma)                  - Levyaku (Lev x Yaku)

- Bokuaka (Bokuto x Akaashi)               - Sakuatsu (Sakusa x Atsumu)

- Osasuna (Osamu x Suna)                   - Ushiten (Ushijima x Tendo)

- Semishira (Semi x Shirabu)

[skippysartq]

Osakita Fics I recommend

Some of the have ships I don't even ship and there is stuff like Homophobia, suicide, self harm.

Only AO3 and WATTPAD.

1

Name: With every speck of snow

Author: ms_vanilla2

Platform: WATTPAD - https://www.wattpad.com/story/248208343-with-every-speck-of-snow-osakita

Content warnings: Angst, unrequited love, both twins in love with Kita

Other information: Osamu is just very sad, happyish ending.

I started making an animatic for this fic I love it so much, and there is a second book posted and being written. called, With every ray of light. and that's time skip.

2

Name: Two Halves

Author: Sarebal

Platform: AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/32437027/chapters/80430685

Content warnings: Hurt/comfort, emotional manipulation, NSFW being adults and CHILDREN.

Other information: Omegaverse AU, There is a time skip, !CHILDREN! Not so much of a slow burn, but not a quite a quick fix like Oneshots. Its like a Short-ish story, because its not finished rn has only 4 chapters.

3

Name: Chew on your feelings that are cornered

Author: eclipsed (lucitae)

Platform: AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/23868646

Content warnings: Nothing really just kinda fluffy, mutual pining

Other information: PART 1 of, The art of being happy, Time skip, slow burn, I don't remember to much but it was long and lovey writing, I think grandma Kita was in this one and the second one I'll have to reread it.

4

Name: God is in the details

Author: ghermez

Platform: AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/25518427?view_adult=true

Content warnings: nsfw, naked photo, said photo posted on the internet. (Don't ever send nude photos to someone unless you know they will keep it to themselves)

Other information: Bruh spicey well written. Time skip, Atsumu is a bit of a jerk at the start. TBH made me Hoerney reading.

Thats a lot of tension and has a part two with an establish relationship.

5

Name: Red Strings of Magic

Author: butterfly_wings

Platform: AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/32536687

Content warnings: Nothing to bad, just cute mutual pining.

Other information: after all the angst I had read to get to this one, cute, Urban-Fantasy AU, this fic gave me my Suna ship that isn't with Osamu cuz I love Osakita too much. Sakuatsu and Sunakomo.

There are some of the other Inanrizaka bois, plus Komori and Sakusa.

6

Name: hireath

Author: WATTPAD - ppheadxx

AO3 - LocalArsonisst

Platform: WATTPAD - https://www.wattpad.com/story/250884937-hireath

AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/29003985

Content warnings: Angst, much sad for Osamu, bad mum, tiny bit of lemon but its rare, major characters deaths. Osamu having to pretend to be a girl, because homophobes.

Other information: Middle ages AU, angst with a happy ending, I cried a lot let that be a waring to with how good the write is especially with the pacing of the story, love it.

7

Name: Promise me forever

Author: chewhy

Platform: AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/29233479/chapters/71780988

Content warnings: Major character death, loneliness, depression

Other information: it's short but sad and sweet, time skip, child.

I hope you enjoy these I might do more. Tell me what ships you wanna see me do for this and I will probably do them.

Also there was a lot of surprise Osasuna in these fics but most of which are just oneside while Osakita is being established or is getting taken by Atsumu.

Okay now I am gonna try and find some SunaKomo and maybe do a 2nd Ushiten.

[kati-ichigo]

after college Haikyuu ships hcs:

Kagehina: Kageyama proposed after his graduation ceremony, they couldn’t decide on a surname so they mixed theirs and made “Hinakage” (Hinakage Tobio and Hinakage Shoyo) they live in an apartment on the edge of Tokyo. They’d mutually agreed that they didn’t have time to take care of a kid and just dedicated that time to helping Natsu through school

Tsukkiyama: got engaged at the end of their third year of high school and moved (well, more like ran away together) to another prefecture after college. they live together in a small apartment, they are inseparable. although Yamaguchi is very good with kids they wanted to be the only person the other loved. plus Tsukishima can’t stand small children

Daisuga: Daichi proposed in their second year of college. they lived in a flat together until they graduated and moved to a house in Kyoto. Because of their jobs they both work late but they always make sure to spend time together in the evenings. Suga would’ve adopted several children but decided to work as a kindergarten teacher instead

Asanoya: got engaged after college, Nishinoya travels a lot and has a habit of just coming home without telling Asahi and surprising him. As well as having a house on the edge of the prefecture, they own a little cottage up in Hokkaido. They’ve thought about having kids but are still undecided

Ennotana: got engaged in their third year of college. they had already moved in together but bought a house in the suburbs of Kyoto. they adopted a little boy (who ended up being in Sugas kindergarten class) and live a normal family life

Kiyoyachi: got engaged as soon as Yachi graduated. they moved to the coast but stayed in the Miyagi prefecture. Yachi wanted to live out her dream as a bakery core lesbian, so while she runs a little bakery, Kiyoko gets the train everyday to go and run her sports store. they adopted a pair of twin girls after being married for 4 years

Iwaoi: Iwaizumi went to college in California but got engaged to Oikawa the summer after their third year, they then got married in the summer of their first year of college. when Iwaizumi moved back to Japan, they lived in the suburbs for about a year before deciding to adopt a boy (2 at the time of adoption) and a girl (6 months) when Oikawa wasn’t at practice or travelling for games he would spend all the time he had at home with his kids and Iwaizumi

Ushiten: got engaged and married after college. They needed to move close to Tokyo for Ushijimas job but on the condition that Tendou got to choose the house. When they’re not busy they like to go into the city together and just walk around, sometimes they catch a train back to Miyagi and go to all their old date spots. they adopted a little boy after being married for 3 years

Yakulev: Lev moved out halfway through his third year in high school (due to his homophobic parents) and Yaku moved in when Lev entered college. They got engaged in Levs second year of college and married after he graduated. They ended up deciding not to adopt kids, but they look after the neighbours kids and Levs sisters kids all the time

[anime-headcannons]

Ushiten parents headcannon <3

This is probably one of my favourite ships in Haikyuu so I thought it would fun to make this! Enjoy!

-Tendou would be the “fun” parent

-Ushijima is a heli-copter parents who is too overprotective

-He would definitely give his child screen time

-Ushijima would strongly disapprove of Tendou being lenient but also lowkey loving it when Tendou bonds with their kid

-Both of them would try to force their child into playing their spots

-Tendou likes to cuddle with his husband and child while watching movies

-Ushijima enjoys it very much

-Ushijima tries to feed their kid healthy, but Tendou secretly gives candy

-Ushijima loves it when his kid falls asleep on him at night

-He secretly goes into their room at night because he’s afraid something will happen to his baby

-He doesn’t want his child to have the same childhood he had as a kid

-Ushijima will always try to arrive to his kid’s volleyball games

-Tendou makes his family chocolate all the time, and teaches them how to make it

-He makes volleyball themed chocolates

-Their child likes to sleep under Ushijimas old uniform jackets because they’re so big

-Ushijima willingly gives it to them

-They have a small family, probably 3-4 members altogether because Ushijima prefers peace and quiet (Also, Tendou himself is already like 10 children)

<3 Thanks for reading!!

[sayokarma]

What your favorite Haikyuu!! ship says about you:

Kagehina

You are incredibly pure and innocent. Probably really energetic like Hinata and think Kags is cute/hot. They are your children. You love Kiyachi, too.

Daisuga

#mostlikelytoreadcoffeeshopaus #mostlikelytoreadkidficaus #mostlikeytoenjoysliceoflifefics #mostlikelytoreadestablishedrelationshipfics You are very pure but you are aware that Suga can get crafty and Daichi loves it. Daichi is your daddy and you know it. If this is your favorite ship, you probably don’t have a ton of ships on the teams other than Karasuno. You ship Asanoya and Kiyachi. Have probably read a kid fic where Kagehina are their kids.

Asanoya

The height difference and personality difference KILLS you. Asahi is your baby. You probably also really like Kagehina and Daisuga.

Tsukkiyama

“Tsukkiiiiiiiiii” Either very pure or very kinky. Would kill for Yams and would die for Tsukki. Tsukki is daddy and you will protect Yamaguchi at all costs. You love tsunderes. Probably ship KuroKen. Dinosaurs and strawberries. Frecklessssss. Stars and Moon metaphors.

Kiyachi

Very pure. Simp for Kiyoko. Wish Kiyoko would spank you. Are probably a lesbian. Probably don’t have many ships outside of Karasuno and you don’t have any straight ships ever anywhere. #everyoneisgayfics Kiyoko walking Yachi home is your kink.

IwaOi

You like pain and angst in your stories. You are in love with Iwaizumi. Childhood friends to lovers is your favorite trope, and you probably also love KuroKen and/or Tsukkiyama for that reason. You’re more into fanfiction than fanart, but there’s a lot of quality fanfic compared to other ships so you’re happy. Oikawa is trash but he’s Iwa-chan’s trash, and you’re amazed and inspired by his discipline. Godzilla vs Aliens debates. You’re probably a little kinky, but the smut isn’t what you’re here for. Hurt/comfort fics omgggg, especially featuring Oikawa’s knee. #mostlikelytolikefake/pretendrelationshiptropes 

Matsuhana

You are slightly evil. Not in the malevolent way, but you’re def the trash in your friend group, mind is probably constantly in the gutter. You lowkey feel like a secondary/supporting character in life, so you pay secondary characters more attention in fiction

KuroKen

You neeeed cuddles, very touchstarved, physical touch is your love language. You identify with Kenma’s social anxiety and propensity for wearing loose clothes/pseudo-laziness/everything else. You probably are not actually a gamer but if you’ve written a KuroKen fic, you probably researched games for Kenma to be playing in the fic. Maybe started playing games more because of your love for Kenma. Would literally kill to get your own Kuroo, you think he’s absolutely perfect, are probably aware that he’s more of a nerdy dweeb than an actual sex god, but you still love the fanart anyway.

Yakulev

Lev is baby and Yaku is your daddy. You love background ships. Probably love IwaOi, Matsuhana, and Daisuga. Suga is one of your favorite characters and you love Yaku and Suga’s friendship. Are probably kinky af. Height difference uwu

Bokuaka

You are either hardcore in the Bokuto is a Simpleton camp or you are hardcore in the There’s More to Him than it Seems at First camp, there is no in between (unless you go back and forth between the two extremes lmao)

UshiTen

You are very pure, you think Ushijima is very pure, and you think Tendou is very pure deep down underneath his “kill their spirits” play style. In every fic, Tendou is either buillied as a kid, hated by his fam, or both. Being named after the Satori monster is a poetic theme in all of the fics you read. “Miracle Boy” is a pet name. You’re probably a simp for Reon, and/or Reon is Ushijima’s best friend.

Rare(ish)pair edition:

HinaKen

You love that Hinata gets Kenma excited and makes his open up more. So proud of your smol beans. You do not ship KuroKen, only barely ship Kagehina if at all, and probably don’t ship a lot of childhood friends to lovers either. Kenma trying to keep up with Hinata is a consistent theme in your fanfic, and you think that struggle is really interesting/fascinating as a part of their dynamic. You rarely read established relationship fics.

KuroTsukki

You are the asshole trash friend in the friend group. You and your s/o banter/are meant to each other a lot, but you love it. If I can’t make fun of you in jest then we’re not really friends. Are lowkey ride or die for your friends

Bokuroo

You are in the Bokuto Is a Simpleton camp. Way too many bro puns. You would probably ship Tanaka and Noya.

Akaken

Pretty Setter Squad. You either ship Bokuakakuroken, Bokuroo, or you hate both of those ships.

OiSuga

Pretty Setter Squad, but kinky. You probably ship IwaDai.

IwaDai

You probably ship OiSuga. You have the BIGGEST muscle kink. So much pwp. Literally, you are just here for the muscles.

Yamayachi

Very pure. You ship Kagehina, otherwise, you’d be a Hinayachi shipper (maybe you ship both, you multishipper trash). Either seeing the characters as gay makes you uncomfortable or you ship KuroTsukki. Frecklesssssssss. You read overly fluffy getting-together fics.

Hinayachi

Way too pure for this world, very straightforward, don’t read too much into character dynamics, love all of the characters, don’t have very many other ships

Oikage

You are probably a little evil. You either like dark fics or redemption arc-type stories. Probably into BDSM fics or Dom/Sub vibes. Are the Oikawa in the relationship.

KuroDai

You have a thing for thighs. They are both Daddy. You want both of them but you can have neither so you put them with each other. Probably ship IwaOi or OiSuga. You think Daichi’s cop uniform is hot or (as of 2020) you pretend he’s not a cop. You’re kinda kinky

Literally any other ship

You are purposely looking for ships that nobody else ships. There is never any fanfic/fanart and you’ve made peace with that. You always have rarepair ships and rarely get into the main ships in a fandom.

[kittensvball]

boyfriends and girlfriends of the ushiten’s kids pt. 1

sugawara fumiya

fumiya is scared as hell when he first realizes who’s his crush’s DAD. yes, tendou can be scary as hell when he wants, but ushijima? he is NATURALLY SCARY

he tries to play it cool, he really does, but then he’s face to face with the huge ushijima wakatoshi and the boy freeeeezes ( taishiro makes fun of it until nowawadays ) 

since he is also one of the first boyfriends of ushijima’s kids, he has NO IDEA of what to expect seriously. which only made him more terrified 

kozume hisaki

as one of the last ones, he should know what to expect but...... his first encounter with ushiten is right after he and jun had sex and boy...... was it awkward

at least FOR HIM

ushijima and tendou were fine as fuck

as an ice breaker, tendou showed some of jun’s baby photos and hell, hisaki LOVED IT

hisaki wants tendou as his best friends now

but he’s still low key scared that ushiten had the wrong impression about him this first night 

sakusa hachiro & yua

let me tell you: little hachiro always FEARED ushijima because of his spikes, even if mama said he’d always beat him

yua, on the other hand? she was FERAL, giving him looks and showing her tongue whenever it would be adlers vs. msby and boy, she would scream the loudest for her mommy so ushijima would lose

once they met ushijima while going to get more candies and food with tokiya and chiasa and oh boy

little yua was fuming “WHY YOU BEAT THE BALL RIGHT AT PAPA’S FACE”

tokiya had to hold her back. hachiro was scared as hell that ushijima might throw a ball at his little sister

yua remembers this episode clearly. so she is afraid and embarrassed as hell to meet him as her boyfriend’s father oficially

hachiro is afraid for the same reason, but, well, he wasn’t the one screaming at japan’s top 3 aces at the very least. it doesn’t make him calmer though

they both try their best to not go alone to ushijima’s house tbh, too afraid to face ushijima alone and mostly: their boyfriends getting to know this whole incident, and all the other times yua threatned to throw a ball in ushijima’s balls................