#❌👄❌

[asciuto]

Elementary (Taylor's Version) // I believe that we were supposed to find this

honorable mention:

[just-some-random-blogger]

sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

[britneygreece2]

Musa definitely said "👁👄👁"

[crescentpaws]

fuck it, emoji gradient

🎡📿🪗✂️🥢🥅📍📌🌡️🚁🎯🥊🛢️🚠🍒 🕹️🎈🥌🍉🪭🌶️💄🍎🖍️🛷🧣🥩🎪🚢🎴♥️🥤☎️🧯⛽️🚘🏎️🚒🚗🎸📕🪫🍷⛑️🍄💋📛🎒👹👺💃🔴👠🍓🚨🧲🧰🗼🚩💯💢♨️📮🩸❌⭕️♦️🉐㊙️㊗️❤️💔❣️❤️‍🩹🈴🈵🈹🈲🅰️🅱️🆎🆑🅾️🆘 🔺🔻❓‼️⁉️🟥🚷🚯🚳🚱🔞📵🚭🧧🚣🪓🧨⛔️🚫🛑🧮⛩️🍿🥁🛟🛡️🥫🏒🐔🤡⏰🍣🏓❤️‍🔥🚂🦑🐦‍🔥🍫🧱🦧🐞🦞🦀🍅🏮🦐🧶🍖🦺💥🥓☄️🥕🍑🏺🏀🎇🔥🤬🥵😡🦊🍁🍂🐅🥮🥻🍟⛺️🪂⛵️🌇🍕🚚🏜️🍊🏄🍤🧅🕌🌅🟧📙🉑☢️☣️📴📳🈶🈚️🈸🈺🈷️✴️🆚🚼🔸🔶🥘🎃🥃🍹🦁🤼🩳👘🥧🧘‍♂️👩‍🦰🥐🚤🚌🏵️🍺🍻🥜🏉🦒🐆🍘🍍🐡🫔🥪🥞🦮🧇🧥🚖⚡️🏆📯🍯🌞🧀👨‍🦰🤯🥇🔆🔅🚕〽️🏏🔑🤽‍♂️🎗️⚱️🔱☀️🐥🐣🌤️💛🛵🟨✏️💊🎖️🏗️😍🥰😘😻🌮🛎️🔔🔕📣🎷⚜️🎺😺😸😹😼😽🙀😿😾👸🫅🤴🤠😎🥸🤓🥺😵‍💫😵☺️😊🤐😀😃😄😁😆🙂🙃😉😌😗😙😚🙂‍↕️😏😒🙂‍↔️😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🫢🫡🤫🫠🤥😶🫥😐🫤😑🫨😬🙄😯😦🤗🤔🫣🤭😧😮😲🥱🥴🤨🧐🤩😳😠🫶🤲👏🤝👍👎👊✊🤛🤜🫸 🫷🤞✌️🫰🤟🤘👌🤌🤏🫳🫴👈👉👆👇☝️✋🤚🖐️🖖👋 🤙🫲🫱💪🖕✍️ 👐🙌🫵🦶🦵🦻👃👂👶👧🧒👦👩🧑👨👩‍🦱🧑‍🦱👨‍🦱👩‍🦲🧑‍🦲👨‍🦲🧔‍♀️🧔🧔‍��️👵🧓👴👱‍♀️👱👱‍♂️🥹😅😂🤣🥲🤤😪😥😓😢😭😇😴😮‍💨🤧😷🤒🤕🧘😋😛😝😜🤪🥳😤😱😨😰🚟🌓🌔🌖🌗 🙏🏊‍♂️👼🎉🐱⚠️🚸🐤🏅🟡🌙✨🌕📒🍋🌻🚜🐯🐝🤑👑👩‍🔬🧑‍🔬👨‍🔬🧽🌼🍌💫🌟⭐️👩‍🦳🧑‍🦳👨‍🦳🌛🌜🌝🧈📔🍰🧁🪤🥂👰‍♀️👰👰‍♂️👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳😶‍🌫️🧖‍♂️🧖🧖‍♀️💡📀💰🔐🧹🪝🪇🥙🪐🍈🍋‍🟩🎫🥑🎾🥎🚃🚞🖼️🧝‍♀️🧝🧝‍♂️👒🌽🤮🛺🔰🎍🪴🌾🍐🦜🎋🥝 🪲🐛🫒🌳🐲🤢🥗🐉🫑🐍📗🥒⛳️🍃🌴🦖🛣️🐸🍏🌱☘️🍀🌿🦠🌵🥦🪀🧑‍🎤💚🈯️✅💹❇️✳️❎🟩🟢♻️🩲🥬🧪🦎🫛🔋🐢🚛📟🌲🎄⛰️🏔️🛀🍵🧚🧃🪛🔫 🧩🪖🦚🐊🧤🧼🩴👗🗽 🛼🛸🩱🛻🚉🚊🪣🦕🐳🗳️🧊🌐❄️🩵🗺️🪥🐬🤖⛲️🚰🐦🐋🎐💍🪞0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣🔟🗣️👤👥🫂🚈🚝🦈🚄🚅🛩️🪡🛴🏯🛏️🛌🐟👔🌊📪📫📬📭🥏🚙 🩻🦋🎽🧞‍♂️🧵🚎💎💧💦💠✈️🚆🏙️🥶📘🪼📥📤🎣🛫🛬👕🥣🛋️🫐🔵🔹🔷🛗🈳🈂️🛂🛃🛄🛅🚹Ⓜ️🚾♿️🅿️🏧🛜💙🟦💤🌀🧢🖲️🖌️🌌🛰️⛴️🚲🥿🪬👖🧿🛝💺🪁🧞☔️🧕👾🌂☂️🟣💜🟪💟☮️✝️☪️ 🕉️☸️🪯✡️🔯🕎☯️☦️🛐⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️ ♍️♎️♏️ ♐️♑️♒️♓️🆔⚛️🚺😈👿🕺🍆🦄🔮🎆👩‍🎤👚🧞‍♀️🍇🧫🩷💗💓💞💕💖💘👛 🌸🐽🧠🎀👙👄🫦👅🎟️ 🫁🫀🦩🪱🐙🍠🩰🐷📅🦃🕰️👞🪃🪳🧉🌰🥉🍗🦉💩🫎🧳🍩🦣🥾💼🦇🐗🦟🐜🦬🛖🐴🦥🦔🪵🦫🦦🐻🪹🤎🟤🟫🪟 🪑🚪🎻🥨🛕🍄‍🟫🏈🎻⚰️👜🏹🐫🐂🦌🦤🐪🪰🦘🦗🧺🪜🐕🫚🦂🐿️🥔🍪🧸🐌🪈🪕🪘📦👝🧋🐒🐵🙈🙉🙊📜🕍👢🥯🗂️🏷️👡🧦🦪🐨🥥⏳⌛️👁️ 🐶🍨🪚🤾📝📋🍼🕯️🐮🐚🦷🧴🔖🎂🐓🍥 🍧⚾️🤺🪿🥛🍚🍙🧻🥚🐏🐑🕊️👀🖱️🌥️⛅️🌩️⛈️���️🌦️🌨️☁️🌬️💭🗯️💬🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢���🕤🕥🕦🕧 🐁🚽🪧✉️📩🐇▫️◻️◽️⬜️🥼🧾🗒️🥡🧭🐰🐭🐩🎲🐼⚽️💀👻🐻‍❄️☠️⛸️🩹🍽️🧂🥋🌫️🦴🏳️📄📑📃⏲️🎧⌨️⏱️🏐📡💿🛁🫖🍶📨📧📖🛳️⛄️🪽💨📐📏🛥️🛩️🧷📎🖇️📢👟🏢🔬📽️ 👽🗑️⚖️🌪️🎛️☕️🔪📰🔩⚙️🪙🔎🔍🦭🩶☑️🔘🗞️🎚️🔗🥽🫙🔦📓🗄️🔊🔉🔈📹📷🖥️💻📼🎬👁️‍🗨️🎱🏍️ 🏴‍☠️🛞🔇⛓️⛓️‍💥⚔️🗡️🎤🖊️🖋️✒️ 🛠️🔧🔨⚒️⛏️⚓️🩼🪦🐀🐘🦛🦏🫏🦾🦍🦡🦓🗿🐺🦿🪨 🗃️🕸️🛒♾️🗝️🪮🦽🛹🦨🕳️💣⌚️🎥🎮📞🐈‍⬛🕋🎩🎓🥷🖤🔌🎵🎶🕶️🐃🎼🐦‍⬛🐕‍🦺➕➖➗✖️🟰💲💱™️©️®️🔚🔙🔛🔝🔜〰️➰➿✔️👣🐾♠️♣️🏴♟️⬛️▪️◾️◼️

[rdntl2000]

Don’t look at me with those eyes ..❤️👄❤️

Im done with this drawing, not working on it again ❌

[spacelazarwolf]

⁉️⁉️❗️❗️✡️Passover?✡️?⁉️❗️⁉️More like 😫😼PUSSover🙀😼 because of all dat sweet😍😍❤️pussy😼😼we bout 2 smash😫😏😏🍆🍆😫💦 ❌❌don't ❓❕❌forget to leave out some🍷🍷🍷🍷wine 4 eligiah 😍😍So he can GET WASTED😝😝😫on that SWEET SWEET juice😍😍💦😏🍷 ❓❓the four❓❓SLUTTY👙👠👄questions:❓❓ 1️⃣❓when we gon fuck❓😫💦 2️⃣❓😏send nudes💦❓ 3️⃣❓u a virgin😏👶🏻❓ 4️⃣❓u got kik 😘😏❓ 💯👊🏼dip👊🏼dat WEED☘️☘️💨🌿🌿into dat SALTY CUM💦💦💦💦 👼🏼👼🏼angel👼🏼of death😈😈😱😵more like angle👼🏼of DICK🍆🍆🍑🍆😫😏cumming💦💦on down 2 take the ⛪️👶🏻virginity👶🏻 of the 👼🏼👶🏻FIRST💦 B0RN👶🏻👶🏻😵😵😫💦💦 🍆🍆Make dat shank BONE☠️☠️🍆😏dick down dat😏 HARD😏 boiled EGG😏🍳🍳 🕐🕕🕚time 2🕜🕥shove 🚫🍞🚫matzah👊🏼👊🏼😫up⬆️⬆️my ASS🍑🍑🍆💦😫😍😏 ➡️➡️send this➡️➡️to your closest j3w h03z✡️✡️😏😫💦 ✔️✔️get 2 back✔️ and YOU will get👏🏻👏🏻spanked😳😱😏👏🏻by DADDY😫💦moses 😍😏💦👏🏻✔️ 🍆😳😫😍get 3 back✔️✔️and you will get F#ck3d😳😱💦💦🍆🍑by the PHAROH😏☠️🐯 😱😭😰get 0 back😭😭and moses😖😱😭won't let your 😔😱people CUM🚫💦🚫💦🚫

[just-some-random-blogger]

I Win, You Lose

Pedro Pascal x Actress!Reader

Summary: In Loving Memory of Pedro Pascal, the best bachelor that ever graced the planet. He's not dead, he just got into a relationship and I'm in mourning.

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: Fem!reader, extremely delusional, socmed au, crack fic, use of y/n smh, fluff, im on my final straw, typos, etc.

A/N: listen pedro pascal is a happy pill for me and i just wanna be silly goofy so let me have this or else i will cry. Tagging: @pinksirensong @aralezinspace @sloanexx @amis-love-bugs @top1bbgloak @sunfairyy @djarinsstuff @mooniesyubi @pedropascalgirly @mmmmandoz @multifandom-fangirl4

Flickering lights. Hollering paparazzi. Click, flash, shudder. Pedro smiles through it all then is redirected to a few interviewers.

The interviewer he is redirected to beams at the sight of him, adjusting his grip on his mic, "hi! How are you?"

Pedro smiles, "I'm good. How are you?"

"I'm great! I'm so excited to see what you have in store for us, as I'm sure everyone else is," he motions to the camera.

Pedro places a hand on his heart. He thanks him, "that means a lot. I'm excited for everyone to see as well."

"Are you nervous at all?"

Pedro blows a raspberry, "I feel like I'm about to pass out any second."

He laughs, "is that the same thing you felt when you were talking to Y/N Y/L/N?"

Pedro's eyes widen a fraction. He lets out a chuckle then stills for a second before playfully slapping the man's arm. He laughs so hard that he can't respond. His face grows a bit red.

The interviewer laughs with him.

Pedro regains his wits, "I won't lie to you, my brain disconnected when she fixed my tie."

"Oh yeah," he agrees, nonchalant, "she did that to me once-"

"SHE DID?!" Pedro gasps.

"-and my- Yeah, she did-"

"When?" Pedro furrows his brows and points a finger, "right now? Right now?! You're not even wearing a tie!"

"No! No! Last time!"

"Well," he purses his lips and raises his brows, "hate to break it to ya, but she fixed my tie, like, 5 seconds ago." He rolls his eyes.

The interviewer raises his hands, "you're right. You win."

"Yes, that's correct."

Y/N Y/L/N poses with Pedro Pascal and stuns in blue dress

pascaldailyupdates: Okay but y/n and pedro 👀👀👀👀

anakinskyrunnin: 🧍‍♀️ this wasn't on my bucket list

ynforgetsramen: WHY ARE THEY POSING LIKE THAT

→ oscarpascal replied: THE WAY HE LOOKIN HER HAS ME ILL

→ → ynishotok replied: ??? CONFIRMING A RELATIONSHIP SOON

grogumybeloved: BRO BRO BRO WHAT @.dilfpascal have you SEEN THIS

→ dilfpascal replied: ❌👄❌ wdm

ynweekly: SO YOURE TELLING ME MY PREDICTIONS WERE ALL WRONG?

→ oscarpascal replied: LITERALLY ME THIS IS SUCH A PLOT TWIST

hollywoodscoop: Y/N Y/L/N & Pedro Pascal spotted with friends in New Yourk.

→ smexywolf replied: THAT COULD LITERALLY BE AND MY GRAMMA THATS SO PIXELATED

→ starwitch replied: YO WAHT

→ javijavipedro replied: GUYS DW I WENT TO NEW YORK AND DIDNT SEE THIS 😌 it cant be real

→ ynftw replied: [VIOLENT SCREAMING] I THOUGHT SHE WAS DATING ANDREW GARFIELD MY SHIP WHAT ABOUT MY SHIP

→ → ynishotok replied: 😭😭😭 PLEASE SAME THOUGHTS

→ goetye replied: I HAVE EXAMS WHAT IS THIS

→ javimypapi replied: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH FUCKING Y/N DAFAQ

→ → 1234choco replied: gg fr fr

Pedro Pascal & Y/N Y/L/N Confirm Relationship

Pascal has confirmed to Volume Magazine that he and actress Y/N Y/L/N have been in a "loving relationship" for a few months now.

pefropuppet: 🤪 loving 🤪 realtionship 🤪

→ javimypapi replied: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 time to delete myself

It's Official! Pedro Pascal & Y/N Y/L/N are dating

And they're the cutest couple on this side of the planet.

wuit39pi: so glad i live on the otherside of the planet. that means this isn't real

c00lwhip: Y/N and I are still dating on the other side.

→ crayonpascal replied: me with pedro

ICYMI: Y/N Y/L/N dating Pedro Pascal

But I'm willing to bet you Pedro girlies did not miss a second of it.

djarinoppa: please this article is being so LOUD 😭

Radio 100 - Y/N Y/LN talks Pedro Pascal

"Let's talk about it," the young interviewer says, pursing her lips, pinching the air with her manicured nails.

I let out a breathy chuckle and nod, "let's."

"Pedro Pascal."

"Pedro Pascal," I repeat with a smile, continuing to nod.

"I want to know everything," she says, adjusting her headphones and her mic, "we at Radio 100, along with the rest of the world, want to know--" she turns to me, "--how did you bag the baddie?"

I break into laughter.

The host stresses, "the baddie."

"THE baddie," I repeat, "the baddie of our generation, Pedro Pascal," I chuckle and suck in a breath.

The interviewer chuckles with me and motions, "because goodness knows we're all going to be taking notes."

I sigh and think for a moment. I link my hands together and prop them on the table in front of me, "ya know, I was just real with him."

She nods, eager to know what else I had to say.

"I told him," I shrug, "I could bring him in hot or I could bring him in cold."

She breaks into a fit of laughs before I even finish the sentence. I laugh along with her, pleased with the reaction I garnered. She wheezes, "no but did you really?"

"Absolutely not," I snort, "that would have been great though, wouldn't? I'm pretty sure if I did do that, he would have cried."

We both cackle.

"Like," I chuckle, "don't know if it's a good cry or a bad cry but there would have been tears."

dukes_Ducks reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] 😱😱😱😱

cheeseontoast reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] THE PEDRO MEME???????????????????????????????????????????

anabreathing reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] ARE WE GOING TO SEE THEM ON A MAGAZINE TOGETHER LORD HAVE MERCY

TESTmeTRY reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] in front of my mother fucking salad 💀✋

pascalispunk reposted itsYNduh's story:

howlorgrowl reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] did this mf really just say strongly worded letter 😂😂 fuck outta here

itsYNduh reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] THANK YOU 😤😤

dindjarindaddy reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] ????? WHAT IS THIS

thelastofh0e reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] his boomer jumped out smh SCREAMING

pascaldailyupdates: Pedro and Y/N spotted together in a beach in Malibu.

→ MOONBABE replied: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *RUNS INTO A TRAINTRACK*

→ igotb00bs replied: 💔SO💔HAPPY💔FOR💔YOU💔

→ brrrrambo replied: shhhh you guys its too blurry to tell who it is

→ → dilfpascal replied: LMAOOO

→ → → ynishotok replied: we love denial 🤡

→ cornyluvaffir replied: OK BUT THE HANDS AND THE LEANING AND THE THING WITH THE

→ javimypapi replied: NO CUZ THE WAY MY DAD SAID HE SAW THE MANDO GUY ON THE BEACH AND I DIDNT BELIEVE HIM

→ → 404dead replied: ✋✋✋✋ aint no fucking way 💀

→ dingdongdont replied: *sips clorox cutely*

dadystate0mind: BABE WAKE UP NEW PEDRO Y/N PICS JUST DROPPED

→ dilfpascal replied: what if was my last straw

→ ynbaeluv replied: im so glad this is blurry so i can pretend i didnt see it

→ lmaotryagain replied: the pda is pdaing

→ honeyyn replied: no cuz he got her smiling like mad 😢

→ pedromiamor replied: 😭😭😭

→ ynthighsluv replied: alexa play that should be me

LOOK: Pedro Pascal and Y/N Y/L/N in New York

→ batmanis1 replied: LMAOOOOOO THEY REALLY SAID 4K ULTRA HD

→ → yuh1200 replied: FRRR IM SOBBING I CANT USE THE ITS TOO BLURRY EXCUSE ANYMORE

→ → → jennieluvu replied: JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE MY GLASSES ON

→ → → → isaacpascal replied: DW I BLURRED THE PIC FOR US [image attached]

→ propernadz replied: I'm mentally unwell because they look so good together and I cannot deny.

→ stuckyforlife replied: GOD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS

→ natasharomanovv replied: i just woke up

→ → nevergain replied: same 😭😭😭

bellaramsey reposted itsYNduh's story

508cutie reposted bellaramsey's story [captioned] HELP BELLA REPOSTED THIS I CANT

donttalkbetty reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] SCREASMIFNF

pascalispunk reposted itsYNduh's story:

dilfpascals reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] DEAD IN THE GRAVE NO ONE TOUCH ME

memeynok reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] APOLOGY WITH TEARS

anderson_1 reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] no but theyre so cute for this and i hate it

enterthesandman reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] HES SHYYYYYY

ilovepascl reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW

itsYNduh reposted pascalispunk's story:

igotitithink reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] GOD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS

ILOVEyn reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] WHEN IS IT MY TURN

[secretbigboylover]

Get to Know the Gainer

Pick one or more emojis to ask me:

💬 What petname/nicknames do you prefer?

🗯️ What petname/nicknames do you dislike?

✔️ What feedist related kinks (force feeding, vore, inflation, etc) do you enjoy?

❌ What feedist related kinks do you not enjoy?

💦 Do you enjoy humiliation, shaming, etc?

🍽️ Are you an active or passive gainer?

💗 Do you prefer a slender or larger feeder/partner?

💞 Do you prefer soft belly worship or rough belly play?

🌗 Do you prefer to be a submissive feedee or a dominant feedee?

🌝 Do you overeat to feel full or to specifically gain weight?

🐯 Do you have stretch marks? How do you feel about them?

♾️ If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would it be?

🎯 If you could target your next weight gain anywhere, where would it be?

👄 What's something a feeder/partner could say to really get you going?

🌸 What's your favorite soft part of your body?

⚖️ Where do you tend to gain the most weight?

🥡 What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?

🧸What's your favorite way to soothe a stuffed tummy?

👕 When was the last time you outgrew an item of clothing?

🏃‍♀️ Is there anything you used to do that is harder now that you've gained weight?

☔ What's been your biggest struggle regarding weight gain?

🔥 What's your current favorite feedist/weight gain fantasy?

💭 What's your fondest feedist memory?

📺 What's your favorite weight gain/inflation/etc scene in television? Alternatively, which was your first?

🖥️ Are you active anywhere else? (Feabie, Grommr, YouTube, Insta, etc)

General get-to-know-you asks:

⭐ What's your zodiac sign?

🐾 What's your spirit animal?

🏳️‍🌈 What's your sexual preference?

🎞️ What's your favorite movie?

🦸‍♂️Who's your favorite superhero? Why?

🌎 If you had a free ticket to anywhere, where would you go? Why?

💼 What did you want to be when you grew up? Has that changed?

📜 What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?

❔Has anything ever happened to you that you could not, or cannot explain?

↩️ If you could have one "do-over" in life, what would it be?

[yoursaltytears]

😐 👁️👄❌

[alexandria-thornton]

❓🐺👍

❌

🐺👄🫐☠️

🐺🪦⌛

[dandysnob]

🎶 "I wanna touch you 🖐🏻

With my little finger ☝🏻

I know it will crush you 💥

My memory would linger 😏

You'd be crying out in pain 🗣️

Begging me to play my games" 🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️

I could corrupt you 😈 It would be ugly 👹 The fact that I would still smash Paul in this state is not important ok

They could sedate you 💉

But what good would drugs be? 🤷🏻‍♀️💊❓

But I wouldn't touch you ❌🙅🏻‍♀️

Put my hands on your hips 👀

It would be too much to place my lips on your lips 👄💛👄

You'd be calling out my name 🗣️🗯️

Begging me to play my games 🎲🃏🪀🎮

[astrologylunadream]

What They Want for Christmas?💌🎀🎄 (Pick a card/Tarot love reading)

♪All I want for christmas is you~💕

Hey it's Lunadream💓 Christmas is here~ so it's a must to see what that person on your mind has on their list!🗒💫 hope you find your message🍨

Notice: Only take what resonates because the most important thing is your own judgement!♡ If anything doesn't resonate, don't worry! It's not your message right now <3 (Entertainment purpose only. All rights reserved)

Now, shall we begin~? ^w^ Think of the your person, and pick whichever pile that fits the energy you're feeling~🤍

Pile 1☃️

Pile 2🌸

Pile 3🐈

Pile 4🦢

Take your time and choose carefully with the heart~♡

On to the readings —> ☁️🎄🌸

Pile 1☃️

Sign energy: Decay, Venus, Deep, Adventure, Outfit, North node, 2nd house, Virgo, Saturn, Capricorn, 🛑🟨👄👉

🎄Your person's energy: Ah so you're person has very sweet yet defined features, also feminine aura about them💓 They may have Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, or Aquarius placements in their chart. Your person is so soft and cute but also really attractive physically, their lips draw you in so deep omg they have really nice lips😳💞 There may be a significant age gap for some of my pile 1's but your person can simply seem mature for their age like responsible and well behaved. I'm getting the feeling your person doesn't let themselves have fun that often, they try to limit crazy or wild experiences to prevent the risk of huge problems in their life. Ohh but your person has such an effortless sensual beauty about them, I feel like their jaw/neck is one of their key features. They are so pretty to you I'm hearing🥺💗 They dress really nice like sensibly and classy, omg they just look so well put together in everything they wear!😫 This may be someone you are unable to love in some way, like something is stopping you from feeling their love. Yellow may look good on your person, the color could be significant. They have a hot voice haha, like do you just stare at their lips when they speak??😂💋 Their touch is so irresistible to my pile 1's like the way they touch you would probably feel really pleasing.🥴 You guys are really far into loving this person, like these feelings for them have run deep even until the end of the year🎄��� You low key want to kiss this person I'm hearing aww ^v^ My pile 1's have such a soft and adorable love for this person like how could they ignore that??

🎀What they want for christmas: Absence, Center, Face, Spiral, 2nd house, Fire, 3rd house, 4th house, Lilith, Sun,😋🧨♉❌ Ohh okay there's definitely something your person wants to rid of this season oml like that is their christmas present, now I'm called to say it's people bothering them that they wish would just leave them be for now😞 This could be family or just anyone around them that is causing problems for them during this time. They want to have peace and quiet away from any gossip or fake smiles and be able to enjoy the finer things, they also want to be comfortable and home for christmas. They don't wanna be the center of attention right now, like literally all they want is some time to themselves to enjoy the holidays!!😫 Ugh I feel so bad for them like seriously my pile 1's your person is so done with people invading their personal space and taking up their time. All they want for christmas is to take a break from all the drama and go slow with things, sit back and relax while listening to christmas tunes.🎄🎷💕 They want to go off the radar and enjoy a christmas in solitude only with those closest to them they trust. They may also wish to spend less money this year, and spend the holidays simpler. For some of my pile 1's this person wishes to run away with you for christmas, that is one gift they desire is to go far away to a desolate yet beautiful winter wonderland and take you with them.🥺❄☃️ This year they may feel less of a need for anything under their tree, ohh but one thing is that they sort of want is to have you in their possesion for christmas, like their special little gift to unwrap😳 But overall they just to have a pleasant cozy time enjoying christmas in peace.💭🎀❄

💌Messages from your person: This is all my fault, It's too early, I'm loyal to you, Just dance with me to holiday tunes, I only listen to you, Do you think I'm hot? I want to spend time with you this christmas, Listen up (Haha your person has a lot to say omg🥰) Extra cards: Nice, Pluto, Princess, Wild, Feminine

Thank you my pile 1's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❄💌

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 1 with the snowing snowman emoji~☃️ Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading💗

Pile 2🌸

Sign energy: Seduction, Gap, Pretty, Search, Mindfulness, 2nd house, Mars, Juno, Eros, Mercury, 🤯😴👗🏚

🎄Your person's energy: We have a very attractive person for my pile 2's!! I feel like you guys have a noticeable height difference. (so cute >w<) Taurus, Aries, Scorpio, Gemini and Virgo are posible placements, may have mercury or mars in 2nd house. Haha your person is searching for the one💍 They are very serious about committing and finding their life partner I mean they are so passionate about finding their future spouse omg💞 They know how to reel others in romantically with their voice and way of flirting, this is someone they are very good at🤭🌹 They can turn anyone on pretty easily I'm hearing, because they're super smooth and witty. Now your person definitely has good looks, you find them pretty and hot at the same time like "which one??"😰 Lol it's both. Somewhere in your mind you are low key curious what they look like in a dress😏 (no matter gender haha) Ah my pile 2's your person is really desirable and attractive!! You may feel they are the one for you, and you might know their flirting tricks all too well. They blow you away nonetheless with their stunning natural beauty and charms, aw and I bet their voice could put you to sleep like it's so soft and soothing to you.😭💗 Their voice turns you on too, and the things they say... they definitely seduce you well. You want to dress up for this person, and you think of them often. They are maybe even sweeter than cake to you, that is how they make you feel my pile 2's! <3

🎀What they want for christmas: Practice, Store, Control freak, Vent, Disturbance, Venus, Scorpio, Air, 1st house, Eros,💪🧡🎢😩 Wow okay this is alot. So your person is definitely obsessing over something for christmas, like it has to happen or else!!🤯 Now I'm getting not so much as getting gifts for themselves, but they want to buy gifts for others. Lol they also wish they could buy love for christmas I'm hearing🥺💓 Omg pile 2 I think they want you for christmas, like they want to have you all to themselves!!😫🙏 Loving you may be their christmas wish, and getting to unwrap you too🥵 They have a lot of crazy fantasies for christmas of my pile 2's but I will try to keep it shallow as possible. Your body is their most desired gift, let's just say that. And they wish they could have a lot of fun with their christmas toy🫣🧤♨️ I mean endless control and play time. That is ALL I will be saying for that I'm sorry maybe take it over to one of my spicy readings lol anyways as the song goes, all they want for christmas is you like wow.🥺 They want lots of pleasures for christmas, and a lot of indulging. Splurging on shopping and taking photos for christmas, I feel like they wanna buy a lot of stuff they find pretty😂 Buying you christmas gifts may be something they wish to do someday, they want to give you so much for the holidays. They want to please you because it gives them a sense of fulfillment too. Taking you to stores and buying you whatever you want, that is on their christmas list😖🗒💞

💌Messages from your person: We would be perfect together, I want to protect you, Don't hold back, Think of me, I get lost in your eyes, I know exactly how you like it, Do as I say, Don't give me the silent treatment (Omg😳🤭) Extra cards: Routine, January, Slow, Social media, Optimist

Thank you my pile 2's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❄💌

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 2 with the pink flower emoji~🌸 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading💗

Pile 3🐈

Sign energy: Apology, Hard, Bottom, First impression, Moon, Sun, Aquarius, 8th house, Cancer, Jupiter, 🔍🟧🧚‍♀️🍎

🎄Your person's energy: This is a very emotional person on pile 3's mind, bright and angelic. Possible placements are Cancer, Leo, Aquarius, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Pisces. I feel like you are heavily looking into this person for whatever reason, seeking out all the possibilities. You probably learn more about them way easier than math.🤣 The color orange may be significant or you've been seeing it lately. You have been keeping an eye on this person especially through online sources, trying to discover what they're all about🧐💭 They may have peaked your interest at first because you found them physically *ahem* attractive♨️ and now you've been trying to look deeper beyond their pretty face and know get to know them well. They may have done something they regret in the past, causing them to feel bad or upset with themselves. They really do have an ethereal beauty to them, like an elf or fairy. You want to know a lot about this person, to know them so well it's almost scary.😨 Because they interest you so much, and you like being curious. Some of you know this person through online so you look at their photos with wonder of who they really are behind it all, you wanna get to the bottom of it. I feel like you guys like having something to obsess over and hey it keeps things interesting for some of you so that is why you are so involved with your person.💗✔ I'm getting some detective vibes from you guys, trying to discover your person <3

🎀What they want for christmas: Meant to be, Captive, Regret, Locked, Cold, Moon, 6th house, Uranus, Venus, Eros, 🎭🧬🍁🦉 Aww so for some of you, this person really wants to be with their mother for christmas.🥺💞💞 How sweet. For some of my pile 3's this person may have family or relatives in canada. They may feel tired and trapped in their routine/job and wanna take time off from their obligations to attend family gatherings and reunions.🥂💫 There is a very specific gift they long for this christmas, they are fixated on receiving love.💏🎄 They are wishing on a star to feel the warm feeling and sweetness that comes from a lover during the holidays. They may regret spending too much time online or through their phone instead of focusing on the love they long for. Your person is definitely dreaming of a white christmas, they want it to be cold and snowing so they can bundle up in the comfort of a blanket with their loved ones.🏠🧣💞 They also imagine the best gift of all would be holding their lover tight to shield them from the cold, and keep them safe and warm in their arms.❤ Having a steamy night with them is also on their list😳 Haha your person really wants a romantic time for the holidays, but they are actually really overthinking about what to get for christmas. Also thinking of what to gift to coworkers or friends, that is a lot of what's weighing on their mind right now. They want all sorts of events and romance for the holidays omg my pile 3's your person really wants to be loved for christmas💓

💌Messages from your person: You'll never forget me, Just listen to me, They're just jealous, I'm in trouble, I should be, You're my problem, Why would you want me? You're the only one for me this christmas (Ahh😆💗) Extra cards: Pretend, Softie, Admiration, Details, Offer

Thank you my pile 3's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❄💌

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 3 with the cat emoji~🐈 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading💗

Pile 4🦢

Sign energy: Learning, Head, Model, Waist, Bones, 5th house, 3rd house, 10th house, Uranus, Pluto, 🌸🎬🤞👸

🎄Your person's energy: Such lovely vibes for my pile 4's person, powerful magnetic aura too. Leo, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius and Scorpio placements are significant, Pluto in 3rd house, Uranus in 5th placements. Your person has really good bone structure I'm hearing, may have model like features especially jawline or bones. Their waistline is highly attractive to you, they have an effortless charm to them.💗 I feel like a lot of people obsessively think of your person, and say possesive things like "they're mine" or "I own you" like everyone wants a piece of them omg🙄 They have a movie star look to them, they just look like the face of a movie. Very unique and creative too, their hairstyle or color is eye catching in some way. I am getting very successful vibes from your person, like they are on the right track✔ Their mind is very deep and magnetic, like they have a hot mind lol. (probably a dark one too😳) The same flower emoji came out that represented pile 2 so for those who felt drawn to that pile maybe check that too. Your person has such a cool vibe to them, untouchable and gorgeous. I feel like they roll their eyes at the invasive comments others make about them, they don't let the little people bother them. They know what they're worth, I feel like this person makes a lot of money😩💲💰 They walk like it's nobody's business omg model walk, and that intense stare ahh my pile 4's your person is killing it😍

🎀What they want for christmas: Romance, Masculine, Chemistry, Short-term, Harm, Virgo, Moon, Aries, Sagittarius, Eros, ♨️🎫🤨🧯 Omg I was not expecting this but your person wants to get on the naughty list apparently.😰👿 We won't be going into details here but wow, just wow. All I will say is that your person wants a usable gift for sure, something they can have their fun with and meet their needs.😭 Unleash their worst side, they want a lot of chemistry. Your person wants to redeem their prize with someone, it is possible this is my pile 4's. Tbh what they really want is a short-term wild night as their christmas present, to let loose from their job/routine and let out all their aggressions on someone🫣 They may simply wish to yell at someone to release all their built up stress from everything they've dealt with this year.💢 Omg they just want to go off on those people who annoy them lmao that would literally be the best christmas present to them.😂🎁 But yeah they have a lot of naughty things on their list, definitely physical fantasies I won't go into but yeah. They want a hot and passionate time with someone, to take away their worries and let out their wild side.🤯 Maybe they feel like showing you for your christmas present, and since they could really feel like dominating someone it could be their hope to satisfy your fantasies of them.💓

💌Messages from your person: The pain will go away, We will be together, Let's listen to christmas music together, I always fantasize about you, Don't just stand there, No, I believe in you, You should smile more. (How cute🤭💫) Extra cards: Compulsive, First love, One of a kind, Despair, Sight

Thank you my pile 4's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❄💌

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 4 with the swan emoji~🦢 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading💗

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Thanks for reading! \(*^w^)/💌 -Lunadream <3

[catilinas]

robert icke oedipus ❌👄❌🩸🩸🩸👍

[yoyowrites]

he xuan being jealous of himself sure is something. i bet he complained to hua cheng all the time about how close shi qingxuan was to ming yi and hc just had to look at him like ❌👄👁️ "you cannot be serious?" but hx is.

also post canon, hx definitely keeps tabs of sqx and hc has to hear all about it. he can't complain though bc hx definitely heard hc fret about xie lian more than a few times.

[heartfullofleeches]

coworker, watching monster darling milk evans dick like their life depends on it: please just kill me

Coworker seeing Evan and Monster Darling being the lovely-dovey couple they are: 👁️👄❌

[valkyriepegusus]

“My uncle is a challenge I welcome, if he dares face me”

NOOO 😭

I genuinely giggled when I heard him say this. The audacity of Aemond kin-slayer to think Daemon (six men or sixty he’s still Daemon Targaryen, The Rouge Prince, GRRM’s favorite character) would be afraid of him, a 17 year old boy with one eye and an ANCIENT grandmother dragon.

He’ll face Dark Sister that’s for sure. ❌👄🧿