#✩‧₊˚ rambles

[melancholyhigh]

Happy trail obsessed reader waking up early to make leon breakfast only to have him come downstairs in the middle of it shirtless and happy trail of display? PLEASE I NEED IT 😘😘😘😍😻😻😻😍😘 (i would prefer if it was fluff but smut is just as good 😍)

GAZE.

content. 0.3k words. js fluff ‘nd some domesticity, mentions of sex. i'm sorry if it's too short.

note. grrr. i love his lil happy trail sm. ty for feeding the delusions <3

masterlist. requests & feedback are welcomed!

You hadn’t meant to wake him up. Leon was a light sleeper, so when he heard the commotion you were causing downstairs, he couldn’t help but stir awake. He was grouchy, not because you had woken him up, but because you weren’t next to him when he did rouse awake.

A creek in the floorboard alerts you he’s nearing your position in the kitchen. You felt guilty for waking him up, but who puts the utensils so high up on the shelves? Leon, because he thinks it’s cute when you ask him to get them down. It isn’t so cute when they’re falling onto the floor.

“Mornin’, baby. Why are you up so early?” he asks, his voice gruff as he calls you out.

“Can’t I treat you, sweetheart?” you reply. You’re always treating him, he supposes. Usually, you’re both in bed together, spending the morning away before performing daily responsibilities. He doesn’t know why today’s different, but Leon can’t complain. He does love getting spoiled by you.

You observe as he walks into the dining area, shirtless (you’re wearing said shirt) and stretching his tired muscles. You admire the veins that trail down into his shorts and the fading pink bruises that follow them. Most importantly, you marvel at the dark curls that lead down his abdomen from his belly button into his shorts, which were very low on his hips.

You don’t know why it makes you so hot and bothered. It drives you insane, and Leon isn’t even doing anything sensual. He’s drinking orange juice for crying out loud.

Leon also doesn’t understand why you’re obsessed with his happy trail. But he does love the look you give him. He loves it when you stop what you’re doing just to gaze at him as if he hung the stars just for you.

“You’re not treating me to burnt eggs, right?”

“Shut up, Leon.”

[goldensunset]

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[missabnormal]

imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday

[milo-hypno]

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

[tundrakatiebean]

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[daringdoombringer]

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

[tigeristired]

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[melancholyhigh]

everyone loves puppy boy leon but what about cat boy leon :3

kitty leon who says he despises your touch, ignoring you, but his composure crashes when you give him any sort of attention. purrs emitting from him when you softly cup his jaw, pressing kisses all over his face. soon after, he pretends it never happened, as if he wasn’t nuzzling into the palm of your hand, crying out for your love. 

not to mention, he also lets out similar sounds when you kiss his sensitive neck, biting the soft flesh. <33

speaking of biting, kitty leon has an oral fixation. his mouth always needs to be busy. whether begging to suckle your tits or your fingers, pressing down on his tongue as he gags and moans on them.

kitty leon who gets jealous easily, glaring at your so-called friends, you invite over from time to time. it’s even worse when you smell like someone else. but he’s a good kitty, your good kitty. he knows better than to claw your friend's face off again, because you’ll reward him.

kitty leon who whimpers ‘nd purrs as you bounce on his fat cock. his fluffy ears, flat on his head, twitches, his hands lay on your waist, and you give him what he deserves, the delicious drag of his aching dick engulfed by your cunt.

his hips stutter, trying to meet your movements as he cums again, filling your womb once more. he’s overstimulated, drooling as you continue to ride him into oblivion because good kitties get to cum.

masterlist. (also he def makes biscuits w/ ur tits)

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[cottoncandysprite]

Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna