#missy rambles

[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[missycolorful]

i'm still genuinely so curious if there's a reason that when Sneeg had the elytra all day before giving it to Philza, none of the Keepers of the Realm intervened. And let's say there is, and it isn't just because, say, the admins were taking time discussing things behind the scenes. Even when Foolish and Sneeg got achievements that can only be done by flying with an elytra, not a word or appearance. Either one of them had the elytra all day, both of them using it for flight, and nothing was said. But the next day, when Philza was given the elytra and flew for not even a minute, the Keepers are on their asses and saying "not yet" and demanding the elytra back. The moment it's in Phil's possession, the Keepers are there.

Like, hypothetically, if Phil was never given the elytra, would the Keepers have intervened eventually? I think that's possible, given it's an illegal item, but also, this course of actions feels rather intentional to me? Like they're targeting Phil specifically. And according to Tubbo, when the factions end, that the server will be "officially starting". So, I don't think this is just "elytra not allowed until later," but more like something is going to happen, lore wise, that involves them, later on in the Realm. And maybe either it'll also involve Philza in some way, or they know Phil is going to get himself involved one way or another.

[misstorture]

Just need some fuckass lanky murder-robot guy to choke me out tbh

[adonis-koo]

idk when I’ll actually write again, but have some sweet nothing!JK being just a little horny for MC on main 😭

[thescottishalpaca]

It's gonna be a series

[noamuth]

Karlach gets to hold Dal's kitten, Alantha

[dragonbleps-fr]

Obsidian eclipse does not mess around with how dark it is omg

shade-touched dragon, anyone?

[missyzero]

My apolocheese for drawing a goobery monkey god a lot. Gotta get him outta my brain!

[aeternumrex]

"This you?"

And someone shows Damon a picture of him doing something adorable while in an animal form

and he's like "Delete this immediately."

[dragonbleps]

what artists dont tell you is that every compliment is actually 100 compliments because they'll go back to re-read it 100 times and it'll make them feel fuzzy all over again every single time

[missycolorful]

the way Ender King's greed-filled manipulation has been slow yet still fairly noticeable on q!Philza, is fascinating. It's the little things that ring loud.

It's q!Phil constantly saying "I'm poor" when he has thousands of coins and plenty of tasks he can do to gain more.

It's him trying to create a scam with the seashells as lootboxes, only to forego the idea, because he's too immersed in opening the seashells for loot on his own.

It's all the casual stealing and looting that would be normal among the rest of the islanders, but there's something more... obsessive in the way Phil does it.

It's him saying "Gotta get more things for me and my eggs," as he clutches two crying obsidian in his inventory, before the screen fades on today's stream.

Phil's all like "it's probably fine," as he sits at the balcony of his home, overlooking the horizon. He was looking around, as if expecting to see something. But the problem is, the Ender King isn't gonna just appear outta nowhere to claim him. He's being careful, slow, and methodical about all this, disturbingly so.

He's slowly corrupting q!Phil. The Ender King is already here.

[misstorture]

Ripley is simply a girl following her dreams on pancake day

[adonis-koo]

HYYH era is my roman empire

[dragonbleps]

The idea of only being able to shapeshift into things that do or have existed is kind of funny when you think about it

If you can't shapeshift into things that are made up, or things that don't currently exist but will in the future (such as breeds of dog), and you can't shapeshift into things you don't know about on account of not knowing about them, then learning about a new animal is like unlocking a node in a skill tree you didn't know existed lhjkhsdfg

You look up animal lists and it's like

[dragonbleps]

Btw if you have an Epic Games account and very infrequently open it, like me, I'm letting you know that this week's free game is Jurassic World Evolution 2 ending on March 27th

That's a $60 game completely free!

[dragonbleps]