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Jotaro can I sniff your hat? I'm curious if it's part of your hair.

S-sure…?

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I got you guys some costco rotisserie chickens. I recommend seeing if Mr.Nijimura can eat them whole bones and all.

Oh. Thanks?

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I made mochi for everyone :D

Custom dolphin themed mochi for Jotaro

I would love to know how everyone liked it

Everyone loved them!!! Thank you so much!

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Yeah I had Jotaro use the world to get you that Nintendo switch. Also here’s a new 3ds xl for the gang. I got everyone copies of all the style savvy games.

How the hell did you get a console from 18 years in the future using The World.

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Kira I can’t believe you broke up your polycule with Kosaku. What did Kosaku do? I thought you were dating him and Shinobu?

What are you talking about..?

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Hey uh shinbou what would you do if you found out your husband was replaced with a serial killer who treated you better than your og husband? Hypothetically of course.

(Plz don’t turn me into a bomb Mr.Kira. I am trying to set you up with the pretty ginger lady.)

I’d be terrified! But I know my Kosaku isn’t a killer!

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Rohan I make better manga than you do

No you don’t.

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Josuke, do you have any favorite cartoons you like watching?

I like Cowboy Bebop and Evangelion!

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Ok ok, so we know Rohan can paint, but can he…

bust it down?

White boy style?

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Rohan,

Did you base dark pink boy off of your stand or are you so dedicated to your work that the manifestation of your soul is dark pink boy

(For context rohans nanga character dark pink boy looks identical to his stand heavens door, if you didn't know)

I did base PDB off of Heaven’s Door, yes.

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Josuke I’m from the future and I want you to have this Nintendo switch with all the fixings. Also play Mario kart on it with Rohan. I think it’d be funny to watch him lose.

Duuuude. This is WAY cooler than my SNES!!! I can put it on the TV?! And Mario Kart is so much better quality than mine!!! Thanks man!

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JOSUKE CAN WE BE BFFS I LOVE VIDEO GAMES AND CURRY RICE TOO

Sure!

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Rohan, can you paint?

Yes. I’m very skilled.

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Your mom is kinda hot, Josuke...

LEAVE HER ALONE.

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Josuke can I shave your head to make a wig if I give you five bucks

Also what’s your fav food

There’s no way in hell I’m letting you do that. But my favorite food is my mom’s curry rice!

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If Okuyasu was mailed a plush of Josuke what would be the first thing he'd do

I’d cherish him.

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Kira, Yosihiro and I are very happy together. I’m trying to be a good step mom but u r making it very hard to not send my stand A.N.T. F.A.R.M after you. They regenerate constantly btw so don’t try using killer queen unless you wanna end up like that kid Koichi.

//Oh my GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS DONE

What? Why are you threatening me over such a stupid reason? I’m just confused because my dead father has a new wife?