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TONIO!!!! How are you doing!!

*Gently hands you a mozzarella out of nowhere*

I am great!!! How are you?

*Takes the mozzerella, confused.*

…Thank you! I’ll use this..”

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Josuke/ Mikitaka you should totally burn down Rohan's house again. Im tired of seeing him in everything. Gappy or Yasuho should've been in Jojolands not his dusty, Araki-touching self.

I agree!! What is Jojolands??

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Who's the normal one in here

Koichi.

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Hey, hayato! Some anons are about to get your mamma killed by kira. They're tryna set him up with her and make her hands look nice. I'll help you, though! Don't worry! - concerned background character

What? How can we stop that??

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Does Ms Higashikata want a cat? I can meow

She don’t want you.

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Do you think that people who say Josuke's mother is pretty and hot are oku's multi-accounts?

Not surprised if they are.

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Josuke your mom is hot

Total MILF

Yeah. Leave me alone bro.

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Omg Hi Josuke you're like my second favorite JOJO! How's life?

…second favorite. huh.

Oh uh, It’s great man, yeah. How’re you?

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Oku. You have a lost sister trapped in the notion of time I swear

Yeah. Sure bud.

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Cucumber

Cucumber…?

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Josuke I can’t believe you left the stove on and now Rohan’s man cave is on fire again.

Totally didn’t do that on purpose.

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Jotaro can I sniff your hat? I'm curious if it's part of your hair.

S-sure…?

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I got you guys some costco rotisserie chickens. I recommend seeing if Mr.Nijimura can eat them whole bones and all.

Oh. Thanks?

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I made mochi for everyone :D

Custom dolphin themed mochi for Jotaro

I would love to know how everyone liked it

Everyone loved them!!! Thank you so much!

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Yeah I had Jotaro use the world to get you that Nintendo switch. Also here’s a new 3ds xl for the gang. I got everyone copies of all the style savvy games.

How the hell did you get a console from 18 years in the future using The World.

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Kira I can’t believe you broke up your polycule with Kosaku. What did Kosaku do? I thought you were dating him and Shinobu?

What are you talking about..?

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Hey uh shinbou what would you do if you found out your husband was replaced with a serial killer who treated you better than your og husband? Hypothetically of course.

(Plz don’t turn me into a bomb Mr.Kira. I am trying to set you up with the pretty ginger lady.)

I’d be terrified! But I know my Kosaku isn’t a killer!