#✨literally fuck you✨

[yennefer]

netflix is CRAZY if they think i’m about to pay for my own account when i can just p*rate all their shit 😭

[lucabyte]

i CANNOT stress enough how incompatible the themes of these two pieces of media are. i promise my media literacy ability is actually good im well aware that these character mappings are absolutely nothing. that said. play with me in this space. in this sopping wet miserable space. its bad luck to kill a piou piou

original screenshots (and hypnosis 1904) for reference

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

I need everyone to take TEN STEPS BACK and talk about how Agatha Harkness is JOLENE because HELLO?!!?!

[grimalkinmessor]

Thinking about an AU where there is no Death Note Light literally just develops the ability to causes heart attacks through knowing someone's name and face and having enough active malice towards them that their heart just explodes. Thinking about how he'd be in denial about it for longer. Thinking about how he'd go even more insane with his God Complex. Thinking about Ryuk just being the first person to find out about it because he watched Light glare super hard at Shibamaru Takuo right before the guy collapsed convulsing on the ground and died. Thinking about Ryuk IMMEDIATELY tagging along for the fun of it and shoving his way into being Light's best friend within fifteen minutes of this discovery. Thinking about Light killing people on accident because his powers are now emotion-based. Thinking about Light blasting rage music through his headphones so he can kill multiple people at once. Thinking about L feeling his heart stutter in his chest so often around Light that he's convinced he has feelings for him but it's really just Light's power knocking at his ribcage because he only has half of L's name. Thinking about—

[lilybug-02]

Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.

This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)

[fyodior]

this is literally so cliche but i’m Thinking Thoughts about being a groupie for chuuya’s band. he’s ultra sleazy and smokes cigs like they’re air but he shreds guitar like no other and fucks like a porn star

[hoomanbeaning]

"... technological inventions began to obsess armand, one after the other. first it was kitchen blenders, in which he made frightful concoctions mostly based on the colors of the ingredients; then microwave ovens, in which he cooked roaches and rats ... "

anne rice's the story of daniel / the devil's minion / or the boy from the interview with the vampire

[hayaku14]

me every time one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration updates and gives us another banger kaishin au:

[lerios]

Romana, declaring herself all-powerful: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Romana, IMMEDIATELY experiencing the consequences of having an all-powerful ruler: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

Sophie Shepard & Kaidan Alenko (ME2) 1/?

MIRA'S MORE CANON ME2 "The wrong place at the right time..." AKA: The aftermath of Stealing Memory. Mass Effect 2: Legendary Edition (2021)

[goldetrash]

I wonder what they are whispering about~

Error belongs to @loverofpiggies​

Dream belongs to @jokublog

[kronosveritas]

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(This idea came to me in a vision. Might draw all of them but here’s some York for now... He’s rocking the pose and he knows it lmfao 💀✨)

(Bonus colored version below the fold)

[hanzajesthanza]

hyperventilating at this btw (spoiler)

[throwmethroughawindow]

My queen I come to you with another offering

im sososoososooooo normal about him!!!!!🥰🥰😻😻😻😻

[marchwardenofmordor]

“With a voice like thunder and a tongue to drown out all that is pure in the world, by the ice that flows through my veins, I would slaughter every man, woman, child, elf and dwarf so that he may conquer the world alone. And I, at his feet, reverently resting my head upon the fairest of all laps, would remain at his side. His one true faithful.

No matter how many times I administer my own penance with these skilled and loving hands, no matter how the scourge stings, how my muscles sing and scream in the same breath, nor how the cilice belts constrict and bite my tender thigh-flesh, the greatest honour would be to be finally slaughtered by him at his throne at the end of all things. To know he would cradle my severed head so lovingly and use it as he saw fit.

My duties are boundless. Endless. And I shall never rest; even when this weak flesh has crumbled into dust, when the maggots have earnestly chewed away at my carcass, my hope is that I might yet still serve him, even in death, as a wraith, and be permitted to behold the wonder of his greatness forevermore.

And then upon that mournful day of his demise, what is left of my soul would weep, but then rejoice, for the world would be lost to oblivion, and we might bask in the darkness together, as one. Always as one, and ready to be birthed again. And in that new life, this Lord of Gifts may grant me his greatest yet; to run him through first. O, what pleasure, what paramour paramount, and I would slather his viscera over myself, that it may yet retain the last of his warmth, and I would partake of his body, devouring him as mine own body most naturally dictates, for to sup upon him would be to hold him inside of me, close as can be. And then I would snuff myself out again. And again. And again. The most original sin, in all of its profane glory. I would let him murder me a thousand times over, and my rancid blood would dance through my veins at the prospect of bestowing such a gift upon him in return.

I am a simple creature, prone to desire and violence, and nothing grants me greater satisfaction, nothing can melt my brain nor shatter my body, better than seeing my affections returned in those terrible, wonderful eyes as his pupils expand and swallow the light. And I feel hungry. Ravenous.

Call me not a martyr, for I would have wantonly yearned for every second of it.”

- The Marchwarden

[idl3dreamer]

i would be such a good vampire. i think thats my true calling.

I could either be a vampire with you, or the pretty human you keep locked up handy for sustenance