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juanasfanart · 2 months ago

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how the fnck is no one talking about these

#finding frankie #frankie #henry hotline #frankie ff #henry hotline ff #how the fnck #no one talks about it #silly #finding frankie fandom #i screnshotted these from a video bc i dont have the game 😭😭😭 (im using a phone duh)#“partners in crime”#:3 #“dont forget your child or ill eat them” bro 😭😭😭#sorry for low quality #screenshots #screenshots for u

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loganhowlctt · 4 months ago

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HUGH JACKMAN as THE WOLVERINE aka James 'Logan' Howlett (2000-2024)

X-Men (2000) X2: X-Men United (2003) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) X-Men: First Class (2011) The Wolverine (2013) X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Logan (2017) Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

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smoolio · 2 months ago

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Was doodling some Hermes last night

#drawing #artists on tumblr #epic the musical #epic hermes #epic odysseus #My AU where Hermes runs the moly trade on Olympus #Aeolus is his partner in crime #Yano what maybe I'll draw this some more

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duckysprouts · 5 days ago

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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

#batman #bruce wayne #brucellosis wayne #the man that you are #he is so ready to hang up that cape #people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth #batman exists for as long as crime exists #but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog #his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from #justice exists as long as there is right and wrong #batman will never retire #but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy #that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department #let me help you please let me help you #and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow #dc #brucie wayne #this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you

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shishuri · 4 months ago

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Zelda is right handed and Link is left handed..

They can hold hands while being gremlins and causing mayhem and destruction..

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ionomycin · 1 month ago

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phoenix and the priestess

#artists on tumblr #recently adopted two bunnies with my partner #from the local animal shelter #they're evil criminals #doing poop crimes and trying to climb onto everything #the more forbidden the spot the more they need to get there #and i love them with my entire life #stepping away from the computer #and petting fluffy butts #is truly the best therapy #if i'm ever bored there's always cleaning up to do

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letuce369 · 9 months ago

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This is a robbery

#partners in crime #mcyt #hermitcraft #iskall85 #keralis #hermitcraft recap #letuce talk

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radiance1 · 10 months ago

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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

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Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least #Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny #But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available #Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord #Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy #Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord #Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend #Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham #Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches

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violent138 · 2 months ago

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Dick, eye twitching a little: "So kids are a little..." *hand gesture* "How the hell did you put up with me?"

Bruce, keeping his voice low, surveying the inhabitants of the Cave: "It wasn't easy, I thought of leaving you at a fire station once a week."

Dick: "Did you get that line from Alfred?"

Bruce:

Dick: "Nice try. Alfred told me I was a saint compared to you."

#*both of them duck to avoid a Batarang that gets thrown*#I just love the idea of things evening out a little between them with time?#Like Bruce continues to be ridiculously imperfect as a father/mentor/crime-fighting partner but they get more #and Dick is the best source of knowing him after Alfie maybe #so things even out (imperfectly) with time #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #dick grayson #personal

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bloominglegumes · 7 months ago

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oops ive hit jazzprowl with the yuri gun insanity this time,,

hear me out human au where they're cops and partners and also wives

#just to be clear i mean partner in the gay way and i mean wives also in the gay way #transformers #jazz #prowl #humanformers #my art #if anyone has fics about like.jazz + prowl crime solving pls pass them over <33 #jazzprowl #tag for my self indulgent humanformers au

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p1nkshield · 4 months ago

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Jason: What is this??

Dick: it’s the flour and butter you asked me to buy?

Jason: No. No it’s not.

Dick: ye-

Jason: I asked for CAKE FLOUR and UNSALTED BUTTER.

Dick: but-

Jason: now am I just supposed to trust the salt content of this salted butter???? And this is BREAD FLOUR this has opposite qualities and PURPOSES! Does it look like I’m making bread to you??

Dick: I’m-

Alfred: it was a foolish decision to ask any of your siblings to purchase any sort of ingredients.

Dick: Hey!-

Jason: I know Alfie but you already do so much. I thought he could get two items without infecting it with WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE! *begins to fake sob into Alfred’s shoulder*

Dick: ???

Alfred: *patting Jason on the back reproachfully* A shame really… perhaps you should leave.

Dick: okay tragicwing I get it! I’m going back! Who taught you such dramatics?

Jason: You.

Dick: 😐�� worst decision of my life.

#Jason and Alfred are partners in crime and conspire in the kitchen #Jason guilt trip Todd #dick grayson #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #alfred pennyworth #bring the wrong cake ingredients and you get no cake

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camishroom · 11 months ago

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