#letuce talk

[letuce369]

This is a robbery

[bowsbar]

ideal tacomic to me is Pits in both of their stomachs manifested as thoughts of one another they cant erase no matter how much they try to move on,theey repress them for different reasonts though.To me its like.

Mic represses them bc she haets taco and just wants to move on with her life-To stop thinking about her shitty decisions during her time in the competition. she hates that she still thinks about taco allathis time later when shes in a much better place both physically and mentally

taco represses them bc she does not know what to do with them and in true taco fashion if u dont knpw how to handle your feelings just bottle them up forever (Guatanteed to work)(TRUST ME). she has 0 outlet no mepad doesnt count bc that out let is microphone and mic has made it clear she wants nothing to do with taco. Which taco will adhere to bc i think she respects mic more than she respects herself, which,In and of itself is not a very high bar to clear bc taco is filled to the brim with self loathing (and lettuce and taomato) so she would respect mics boundaries...and just rot.

in the neural network time line i nmy head theres some point along it where taco DOES try to reconcile with mic!but it doesnt end well. mic tells her to leavee her alone. dont talk to me? (sighs) do whatever schemes you gotta do but leave me out of them, okay? i want nothing to do with you anymore. fnd taco goes Ok bchwat else is she suppsoed to say to that.NO? she might try to push back in a fit of desperation upon seeing how the meeting is going (diseasedly) getting real vulenerable which would make anyone who has even the slightest intnetion of giving taco another chance fold but mic isnt like other girls and has a sense of self preservation. in an attempt of pushing for closure taco ends up pushing mic further away than she already was, which already seemed impossible (reached the limit, apparently not). when taco sees that shes done the impossible + the futility of this meeting has fully shown itself to her thats when she dips (sih of relief from mic)(proceeds to punch a hole in the wall bc watching her leave hurt for a reason she knows but doesnt want to acknowledge)

taco then doesnttt try again. tying in with her perceived incapability of starting over. welp it didnt work theres no reason to ever try again haha shucks gues thems the breaks for me or whatever british version that translates to. she has maybe one more shot with pickle and if that goes well (hmm) then theres a crumb of hope for happy tacomic ending? pickle speaks good on taco and plants that seed of forgiveness in mic to unwind those tangled roots of hatred and spite in her stomach that have knotted over so much time. but in order for anything to come of that taco would have to come face to face with mic again and i think shed rather die

[theo5islistening]

The Foundation's Administrative Head, O5-14, has made an ask blog (To provide evidence I exist)

I am overdosing on LETUCE

TW: Cursing, Mentions of: Homicide, Omnicide and Genocide. Literal Chaos Gods, Eldritch Horrors.

Time to check the Camera-

(Artwork by @Snowy_Dandelion, on Pinterest)

I'M GOING TO FU-

*Bonk*

Good God..

Damn, a chair took out Abel?

Noooooooo, he fell asleep

Why was this happening?

Booooo! It was finally getting to the good part!

*Click*

Enough of that for today... Damn...

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If you want to talk to a SPECIFIC character, do this:

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If not, you get all most characters answering

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[ghostmegumi]

hiii do you still like borginia! share a few hcs you have for each canonical borginian character! except maybe romein letuce or whatever it was. but yes zinc lablanc too! if you don't have hcs make them. Up

Borginia... My country...

Anyway so uuhhhhhh i think i have to think about this one, who is even canonically Borginian uhh give me a sec

Okay so starting with Machi?? I honestly dont know what to say about him honestly. I think he is very quiet and non-yapping and he has a lot of interests he just doesnt talk about, like one day you will randomly find out that he likes dinosaurs and archeology and no he will not mention any of it ever again.

Lamiroir is not quite from Borginia, but she is stated as Borginian in the wiki so she will be here too!! ! I think she is generally really forgetful because of her amnesia(?? As far as i remember) and can easily forget big things while still remembering little details.

ZINC LABLANC i actually liked him very much!!! And he is from my favorite AAI case so bonus points here. He's an art dealer, and i think he sells way more than just regular socially acceptable art, but also the things he considers art himself, and these things include stuff like rare figurines and plushies. Yes, he does have a mandatory Miku figure.

No i will not add Ackbey Hicks here i somehow cant stand him honestly.

Cammy Meele! One of my highest kinns and favorite characters. I actually dont have many headcanons about her.

Back in the day it was very frequent of her to end up in various random places without any explanation how she even got there, ironic that she stopped doing it when she became a flight attendant.

?? Im pretty sure thats all

[letuce369]

From the authors I follow on ao3, writing on the site is their passion project. Most don't want to be published writers, they want to have fun with characters and scenarios.

From the notes on their works, it's not that they don't mind constructive critisism, they just don't like unsolicited constructive critisism. They post their works to ao3 for people to enjoy and if they want tips for their writing, they'll start discord servers with other writers in the fandom.

And yes, if you're reading fanfiction and not liking the fics, you're not reading the ones that are right for you. I would suggest looking at the tags, identifying the ones you don't like, and then blacklisting them in the ao3 search.

Saw this comment on a booktok and I'm wondering what y'all think. I take issue with the idea that if you do want criticism on your writing then you shouldn't post it online. Not everyone writes, especially fanfic, to improve. "Most of these fic authors want to be published authors" no I don't think they do actually, writing fanfic can be about improving your skills to become a professional author; but it can also be about engaging in community or IDK putting your fav characters into situations???

I personally don't leave criticism on ao3, I wouldn't mind it on my work if it was said politely.

"I get these fic writers are writing for free" yes, so you're not entitled to anything from them... if you can't read fanfic without wanting to give criticism then you either aren't reading fics that are right for you or you shouldn't be reading at all.

[letuce369]

"*sobbing* it's just so mildly inconvenient!"

- Foolish Gamers, about reversed controls

[lettuce-tv]

why does tumblr give me notifications for me rebloging things now. I dont like that.

[theaussietimelord]

Good morning, hope your day has been fabulous so far. Last shift fir this week and then it's finally weekend. 💞

Morning gorgeous! Hope you have a fabulous day too. Just finished my last shift and I’m SO READY for the weekend. Love ya 💛✨

[letuce369]

LMAO

Tallulah's crashes the server.

[blog-english-project]

Food

Hi welcome to my new post, I´m going to talk about the favorite food of my favorite person. The food is vegan sushi, it doesn't have fish or any animal, it just have rice, avocado, alganori, carrots, tomatoe, it sometimes have letuce. But like all kind of sushi you can eat the sushi with soja sauce.

And that´s averything thanks for read :)

[wizardsexmachine]

If you talk about how you should support poc owned businesses, small and local businesses there will always be motherfuckers like “oh so you’re saying I have to support them even if I don’t like them? Even if the product is bad? All that matters is the product quality. Are you holding me at gun point?” Motherfucker you buy from a mega corp that mass produces e coli letuce that has to be recalled every week. Shut up about quality cuz if you cared about quality that much you would shop at local stores instead anyways.

[letuce369]

??

we're never going to get new crops, fruit trees plants and animals are we

they literally just added the cherry blossom biome? and new torchflower plants? and new animals? in the last update?

they're adding a new animal this update and making it harder to kill an existing animal (armour to protect wolves)?

Microsoft is almost done bleeding Minecraft dry

we're still getting FREE updates with NEW features?? 1-2 times/year??? for FREE????

...that's it? that's everything?

[snkcrackpolls]

SnK Crack Poll Results [Ch. 110]

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WHATS GOOD GUYS WE GOT A COUPLE HOURS TILL SPOILERS SO LET’S GO OVER THE POLL RESULTS. THANKS TO THE 297 OF YOU THAT CHOSE TO WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS!

As it should be, Eren’s lack of a shirt managed to beat the rest with 72 votes, snagging that epic victory royale.

Okay this one is a basic question so I don’t really need to talk about this I assume. cool? cool.

The only pledge everyone agrees to stand up for has won with 121 votes.

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE EREN A SHIRT AND SHOES, THANKS"

That seagull meme

Sans undertale

BOI IF YOU DONT GET-

Dang Dave, I gotta admit. Having no nose is kinda hot.

A roasting session seems to be what people are headed towards. Who knows? Maybe Eren and Floch will get involved next chapter.

Zeke’s Bigass tree forest Great Escape

who said they will talk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zeke will reveal his original plan for getting captured was so he could play Pokemon Go on Paradis

Zeke will tell more lies and half- truths and shit and it will be up to the fandom to decipher what percentage is shit

Yelena’s height seems to be compensating for her lack of grabbing skills.

Not Armin

Certainly not floch

You, op

n-no its not. no its not

She's a 'Liar'. Ha! Get it! Because its...the name.....of the chapter........get it? 

thanks for getting the joke guys.

It was a close tie between whether or not Eren wants to look cool or is sleeping in a destroyed house.

They're going to start an emo band.

Bc it reflects well their mental state

#edgelords

yep, I love this completely unedited image of the love Yelena gives everyone. so pure. so loving.

They were so blessed they couldn't handle it and died

Me next please 

Honestly I just kinda want to try whatever Levi would give me if I asked him for pig p*ss? is that weird? probably.

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Yeah I don’t really see a difference between them. Guess the crystal really is like cryogenics. 

Wait... This isn't how I remember this panel...

It's not the nose which got bigger, it's her face who shrinked 

knowbody nose for sure.

bikuuen

Sounds like something off from Bakugan.

it is an Armin thing you probably wouldnt understand

Okay Time To Get Serious, Let’s Offer Respect For The Beautiful Fallen.

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R.I.P Zackely. You truly were the greatest artist of our generation. May you feed people their own shit in heaven, you funky lil psychopath.

Goodbye Darius Zackley. 10/10 would yeet out of a building again.

Shit really hit the fan there lmao rip

Dear Zackley-sensei. We promise to you that we will keep your legacy by recreating the art you have taugh us, the SNK fandom. Our shrine will be you legacy. Rest in piece soldier.

My dear Zackley, I loved nearly as much as I love Zeke. You deserved so much more time with your beloved art, but I hope Kiyomi will take care of shitmachine to the best of her abilities. Floch did that from his undying love for you, my dear. I hope Isayama will give us proper memorial just like he did after serum bowl.

Bip bip letuce

Shirts and Shoes don’t matter to a god like Ellen Yeger. 10000/1 would let him eat food again. Still wondering why he doesn’t eat the chocolate bars he has for abs. 

I would put some of the other comments here, but most of them aren’t suitable around a 75ft radius from children.

Zackley and His Custom Chair appeared to be the shining stars of this chapter, going out in a blaze of glory.

Armin/Mikasa

Armin/Crystal  

Armin/Hitch

Eren/Sh*tmachine

Any Additional Thoughts On This Chapter?

I'm mourning the lack of Jean and Connie.

Without the shit machine I think we can safely say all hope for Eldia is gone. A strong nation defines itself not by military might, but by its contribution to art.

I do apologise but my last brain cells and ovaries were obliterated by half naked Eren...again...

Disappointed. I wanted to see my horse-face love, but he didn't even appear once.

WHEN FLOCH WILL BE ON A COVER? I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S GINGER IN THE MANGOO!!

Eren grows 2 abdominal packs every 20 chapters

Poor mikasa tbh

NOICE

4-Chan, everybody’s favorite website

Any Predictions For ONLY The Next Chapter?

Jean and Connie will do something relevant.

Someone will transform into a Titan and people will die. Back to basics y'know?

Floch and Eren bonding! I hope Gabi and Falco show up too, want to see if Nicolo reports them if they go to his restaurant or if they can keep the lie going, my sweet baby fugitives. Also Eren and Floch will have sex.

Kiyomi abducts Mikasa back to Hizuru.

Eren still won't have a shirt

Eren STILL won't have shoes on

We will go back and see what gabi and falco are doing.

Mikasa gets taken off to the other clan place right after she and armin see agsnty-Eren, chat on the field,more like shoutings and wrens face goes to Titan-ish like before with hange, then dun dun dun, Marley fight, lmao. Also MAYBE we will get jean Connie gabi and Falco

The battle of the orphans vs the dwarf

[letuce369]

gonna start saying this to people when i space out during a conversation and they need to repeat themselves

[lettuce-tv]

GRR GRR ALL THE PPL WHO KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABT R OFFLINE GRR GRRRR

[letuce369]

ah rip - thanks!

isa i haven't watched phil stream for a bit, do you know what happened to the pc?

i'm listening to him and chat talk about bits and pieces of it but i'm wondering if you've got the full story since it looks like you're able to watch stream more frequently?

I do but from what I know, the CPU committed toaster bath. That's basically it.