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luvwich · 11 months ago

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#cyberpunk 2077 #river ward #river x v #2.1 update #“hey baby”#“stahpp riv i'm trying to do a big serious think and a mope”#oc: vmdbm #otp: arpeggio #my vp #oc: valerie mathilde

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wishyouloveme · 1 year ago

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This reminds me of the video of Drew Starkey saying "hey baby"

Hold up rq imma go die

Being called baby in that soft voice they have kills me. Just a simple “yeah baby?” And I’m fucking gone

#Drew starkey #“Hey baby”#pumpkins #i'm dying over here

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little-pissbaby · 4 months ago

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fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

#lethal company #pots #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #hyperadrenergic pots #FOR CONTEXT #we have this silly little goof #where whenever we pick up a flashbang of any kind we ask #hey is this bright to you #it's like playing peekaboo with a baby man it gets em every time #anyways i love being chronically ill #chronicillness #i am sickly and not meant for this earth

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basshole-astard · 1 year ago

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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks #heat #dehydration #this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also #this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated #because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything #listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything #please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets #but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration #YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!

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mail-me-to-hell · 9 months ago

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#ides of march #julius caesar #brutus #hey baby you go stab a dictator #wouldnt it be silly if we stabbed this guy 23 times #what a quirky thing to do

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nanamin-nah-nanamine · 6 months ago

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Can you just imagine Nanami letting you ride him? Giving the illusion that you’re in control, praising you for being such a good girl bouncing on his cock so well. His big hands running up and down your sides as he watches and waits.

Waits for you to falter.

Waits for your legs to grow tired and your rhythm to falter as you whine that you still got it and that he doesn’t need to take over.

And he’ll humor you. He’ll indulge you until your bouncing turns to grinding down on his cock, your clit rubbing against his hip bones with each roll and he’ll wait until you’re close before he flips you over and pounds you until you’re squirting <3

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk smut #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x y/n #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #nanami drabbles #nanami kento smut #kento nanami x reader #nanami smut #hey babies :3 #jus a lil somethin to hold y’all till dinner #trying to get back into my smut writing

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fallout-lou-begas · 9 months ago

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who wants to tell her

#kristen stewart #hey baby want to get damaged irreversibly #<- this is a joke. i am trans fyi

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 day ago

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people will really go up to shapeshifters like "oh what's your true form? oh but what do you really look like?" are u hearing yourself. do u hear how insane u sound

#*walking up to a creature with no static unchanging form* hey what's your static unchanging form #*walking up to a creature WITH a static unchanging form*#hey what would your static unchanging form be...#if u were a completely different person making completely different choices living a completely different life #sweet baby heimlich manuever idk. a neon hyena furry with a side shave? how do i know #what r u a uquiz #no. no you're not. because a uquiz asks *politely*

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bigfatbreak · 2 months ago

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