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Most people in Hawaii: having fun, going swimming, the works

Me: is allergic to something on this island, is a cripple that has trouble walking, tired, made fun of, didn't want to be here but my brother is getting married

Me: not having fun

My parents: isn't this fun!

Me: *very sarcastic* yeah

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Did I ever tell you how I got kicked from Chess club back in school?

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Red birb man Hawks has something to say 🦜

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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Anemone runs from starfish

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Richard: So am I part of Scoobynatural?

Dabb: Nah, Some guy sells them a cursed TV.

Richard: What! WHAT! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING GABRIEL WOULD DO! *angrily flips a water bottle and it lands perfect*

Jared: 10 out of 10!

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Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

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this fuckin movie

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lousy golfer

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(last reblog) pigs, sheep, goats. there’s just something relatable about the very specific brand of violence hoofed creatures exert.

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Witch Bunny

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Anon who loves "hisashi had a fire quirk and thus can't be DFO" because of the clownery of it here. After some thinking, I have decided that the ONLY person who subscribes to that theory that I respect is Izuku Midoriya.

AFO: you see, izuku, I am your father.

Izuku: no you're not. My dad has a fire quirk.

AFO: ...you know what my quirk IS right?

Izuku: yes, your quirk is All for One. Not fire breath. Therefore you're not my dad.

AFO: my quirk allows me to take others quirks. So I do have a fire breathing quirk.

Izuku: cool, my dad does too.

AFO: yes, he does. Because I am your dad.

Izuku: no, your quirk is all for one. my dad's quirk is fire breathing. You're not my dad.

The only "Hisashi has a firebreathing quirk so he can't be AFO" that I can tolerate. xD

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fran is an old dog and she’s probably got a grey snout and maybe bad joints and once in a while she’ll be hit with a burst of youthful energy and she’ll jump around and play with sam before going back to her sweet and tired old dog self and moments like that make sam laugh and smile like he hasn’t done in so long but they also make his eyes water

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fight fight fi g H T-

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very different brother moments

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tommy and his baby spider son

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“Awwwww, hello! What’s your name?”

“I’m gonna name you Shroud! :D”

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Tommy being soft for animals will never get old; that child is so soft <3