#“do I know you?”
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madevampselle · 3 months ago
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Please, darling, the medication is to be administered into a vein in his arm, not in his dick.
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ratfreecog · 1 year ago
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Ahhhh davey and finch meeting when they were little
Oh I love this
Davey is no stranger to the newsies before the strike. Even if the Jacobs are more well off, it’s not like they’re Katherine rich. They still see the grimy, homeless newsboys on every street corner no matter where they go. And of course, anytime they want a paper, they interact with them. So David had actually met quite a few newsies in his time, even if only for a few seconds.
But after he bought a paper from this one kid taller than him on his way to school, he feels something hit his back as he’s walking away. He looks down and sees a pebble at his feet, and turns and sees the newsboy hiding up on a perch, slingshot in hand and a sly grin on his face. David just stares blankly for a minute, not sure what he’s supposed to do in this situation.
“What was that for?” He finally asks, and the newsboy looks almost surprised that David can still see him, even though he’s really not hidden very well.
“You looked like a good shot,” the newsboy replies. And it almost makes David laugh, just from the pure absurdity of the moment.
He picks up the pebble and throws it back at the newsboy, who dodges it with a laugh. David laughs back, and it almost feels like when he’s hanging out with his friends after school, willing to do anything to put off going home to do stupid homework. He waves to the newsie, who waves back and loads another pebble into his slingshot. Davey quickly runs, not wanting to get hit again. He can feel the pebble whiz past him right before he turns the corner onto his school grounds. In the distance, he can hear the boy going back to hawking headlines, and he heads inside for classes.
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paintedcrows · 3 months ago
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
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mintbees · 2 months ago
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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off
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mayhemchicken-artblog · 7 months ago
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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some-pers0n · 3 months ago
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I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like
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fox-bright · 29 days ago
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I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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just-spacetrash · 10 months ago
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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thelaurenshippen · 6 months ago
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
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justalittlebluetiefling · 8 months ago
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lazylittledragon · 10 months ago
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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zytes · 1 year ago
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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junkworldusa · 5 months ago
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you make me want to draw again
here you go! this is also for my future self.
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vaperarmand · 10 months ago
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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️
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