#“What the fuck Vulcan?”
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There needs to be a pompeii movie with Pompeii MMXXIII by Bastille as one of the main songs. Like, it's gotta be played while the volcano erupts and ash buries the city and people are running and screaming.
#pompeii#ancient rome#roman empire#ancient history#history#in the movie there'd obviously be a part where it cuts to rome#*a couple of fires in the background because rome was always burning back then*#Titus just sitting on his throne like “fuck.��#while the senate panicked in the background#what they are saying:#“dammit my vacation house was there”#“was my farm affected?”#“isn't that where Quintus lives?”#“What the fuck Vulcan?”
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imagine amanda watching how mothers on vulcan share a telepathic bond with their children and not being able to do this for spock
imagine how it would break her heart, how she might worry they'll never connect when she sees a mother touching her daughter's face or holding her son's hand with purpose, without words
imagine spock melding with her as soon as he's able, showing her he loves her because he can't say it, he'll never be able to say it
imagine her being so proud of her little boy for researching and teaching himself to meld with a non-telepath just for her, all for her
holding him after when he's so exhausted he goes boneless in her arms and she strokes his hair and thanks him
and he mumbles something about it being illogical to thank him before falling asleep and she holds his little hand and feels the tiniest sparks of love still there, so small she might've imagined them before he's snoring softly
#this whole headcanon is probably too soft for “real” vulcans but whatever#and ugh spock crying as a baby more than (fully) vulcan children#sarek just touches his forehead and senses what he needs/quiets him#and she feels like a terrible mother for not being able to do it herself#fuck fuck fuck#spock's mind must have been so lonely#like vulcan parents must start bonding with their children the second theyre born right?#with nursing them and holding them and caring for them#wahhh#vulcan#sarek#star trek#head canon#inspiration?#spock#star trek tos#the original series#my text#amanda grayson#sarmanda#star trek the original series#headcanon#fanfic
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The human urge to lick a vulcan's palm and see what happens.
#come what may#the old fuck around and find out#i'm not ashamed#vulcans#humans and vulcans#vulcans and humans#star trek#no vulcan would like me#spock#soval#solok#vorik#not tuvok he's married#mestral
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I feel like I simply. Could Not take the pressure of writing an official Star Trek novel or novelization, because, as someone who loves making silly jokes For The Bit, the potential repercussions are so intense.
You write one line about Spock getting drunk off the sucrose in a mint and suddenly there are 50,000 fics about Spock's addiction to chocolate and everyone has to rethink the entirety of the chemical properties of the Vulcan diet
Can you imagine what a misplaced pun might do
#star trek#star trek tos#spock#star trek iv: the voyage home#star trek iv#the voyage home#the one with the whales#vonda mcintyre#trek books#trek novelizations#all due respect to ms mcintyre your work was wonderful#but the vulcans getting drunk on chocolate thing has never resonated with me#and it's amazing what fanon will do with the smallest things#or you could be jj abrams and just fucking canonically blow up vulcan for shits#we are not the same
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I think Sarek and Amanda Grayson both lowkey seeing their children as little experiments in different ways is undeniably bad parenting BUT .... I mean you talk about matching each other's freak .... Like imagine for a second Sarek is like "I am going to show that Humans are just as good as Vulcans by molding this Human child and my half Human son into the perfect Vulcans - This will show that despite what society thinks of as their genetic inferiority, they're just as good as any Vulcan." and Amanda's response to that is to think "Sarek is wrong...Michael's humanity MUST be preserved...so that I can show her all the love and affection I can't show Spock and maybe through their sibling bond all my unspoken and unexpressed love can trickle down to him through her." What are you both DOOOOING!?? You guys are NUTS like PLEASE just TALK to each other and compromise about how you're going to raise your children!! [Love the drama though] So I'm imagining in my head that Sarek is severely pressuring both Spock and Michael to act as perfect Vulcans their entire lives with him or else they're failures not only in his eyes but in all of society's (because he's an ambassador and raising these children is tied irrevocably with his work as such) WHILE Amanda is secretly trying to funnel her humanity and love for Spock through Michael and as such failure to receive, express, or internalize that love is failing not only your mother but also the entire Human race. Damned if you do damned if you don't! Who do you want to disappoint more, kids?
In 'Point of Light' Amanda says that she gave Michael all of the love, joy, and affection which she wasn't "permitted" (we must question the use of the word - what stopped her from directly giving Spock this love? I'm not saying there wasn't pressure for her not to, I'm saying the word 'permitted' absolves her of any personal choice or failing in a way that's interesting to me) to give Spock and though this is on the surface level sweet and probably meant to be interpreted that way, I submit that it must be kind of fucked up to hear that your foster mother was maybe only so kind and caring to you because she felt she wasn't allowed to act that way towards her "real" son. Michael Burnham as a tool for both her parents, however unintentional, is very interesting and I'm not sure it's something canon considers (haven't watched the show, I just like imagining things). The feeling that you have to be grateful to these people for not only being your parents but being YOUR parents. For taking you in and giving you a beautiful life - you have to pay them back, you have to make them especially proud of YOU. Because they didn't HAVE to, did they? Because you're not their "real" child. In the end, it's always Spock - isn't it? The love your mother gives you is Spock's love and if only one child can enter the Vulcan Science Academy then it has to be Spock. You're the appetizer your father serves before the REAL main course and your mother's stuffed doll which represents the thing she REALLY wants to hold and you know they genuinely care about you. That's the worst part. Because you know they care and they didn't mean to hurt you and the voice in the back of your head keeps telling you that any hurt they've dealt you pales in comparison to the debt you owe them and they love you, they love you, they love you, they love you, they love you [repeat as often as need be: remember the debt]
#Amanda & Sarek @ a traumatized child: Congratulations!!! You are now one of our elite [emotional/political] employees~!!#<- My personal headcanon of them where they're both strange and terrible parents in their own unique ways is so delicious to me#Enough 'Vulcans are evil and Humans are good' in Spock related storylines and more 'What the fuck are Sarek & Amanda doing fr'#Maybe the real evil is so closely monitoring your children's traits and behavior and being disappointed#when they express anything which doesn't embody what you personally want for them regardless of if that's#'to be Vulcan' or 'to be Human'#If you're not Vulcan enough your dad's gonna be disappointed and if you aren't Human enough your mother's gonna cry#they can love each other for who they are but NOT you bucko you gotta CHOOSE!!!!#I hope this makes sense again I have NOT watched Disco I am just intrigued by what could be#Sarek & Amanda have to foster toxic relationships with their children so they can keep their own romance healthy - it has to go SOMEWHERE
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Me seeing a fantasy or sci-fi universe made up of entirely fictional peoples and cultures: okay but which ones are the Jews I can project onto.
#jumblr#star trek#I’ve watched no Star Trek media but I know that that’s the big one for Jews with Vulcans#Star Wars#this is mostly just a me thing but the mandalorians are unintentionally a fun Jewish allegory#lotr#see my previous posts about lotr dwarves#you can fight me on that one#I’ll fucking destroy you#I’m not tagging the transphobic wizards. you know what the goblins are supposed to be. that one sucks
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i really like how jim's standing here and playing/looking at his hands like someone who's dying to ask their crush out on a date.
#what's kicking?#nervous blues that's what#trying to make you my vulcan boyfriend#spirk#spirk cus its fucking canon#space husbands#star trek tos#star trek memes#kirk and spock#old married spirk
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pon farr poolverine fic…. HELLO?? DOES ANYONE HEAR ME !!!
#jesus fucking christ like logan coming from a universe that plays by vulcan rules#what if I just combined my two greatest media hyperfixations#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool
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There are two wolves inside me. Both of them are angsty Spock fanfics in progress. Both of them want me to work on them. They’re both losing to the secret third wolf known as don’t actually finish them, just think about how exactly you’ll finish them and don’t write any of it down.
#like what the fuck#star trek the original series#star trek fanfiction#Spock#aos spock#one is a 3+1 about people realizing Spock has emotions#the other is AOS T’Pring dying after Vulcan and Spock’s mental health#one day I’ll finish them#and maybe even publish#fanfic#fanfiction
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Hear me out (or don't... it's fine I'm just venting and mean) yeah um I don't believe Chakotay was saved in Prod*gy s2.
#the 'time travel' makes no sense when you think on it. What happened to Prime Chakotay? He got killed they showed that.#At the end s1 Janeway finds an 'alternate chakotay in an alternate timeline' and that's the one they go and get#we saw the original get merc'd in the message. That ACTUALLY happened. Lmao.....#They didn't prevent THAT death because they didn't go to THAT Solum with the Infinity and stop it from happening#instead it was 'ALTERNATE#' implying other.#OG Chakotay wasn't taken over by the alternative one either nothing suggests that was the direction for him in s2#they didn't do anything like 'well you see chakotay because at the end of s2 when we converged timestreams you have merged with your other'#if they did want to recover the original from s1 then keep that clear instead of being convoluted dont use an alternate timeline wtf#instead the plot was focused on gywns stupid fucking paradox plot and her being fixed#chakotay was the one in a paradox too did that not matter nah dw about it he had to die for this outcome or someshit lmao why#In the extended message given to admiral janeway it shows him clearly getting left behind and surrounded. Sadly no one intervened.#I dont understand why they couldnt have just made s2 about his rescue alone IF they took their time it wouldnt be so difficult#to follow#above that the one they rescued was ruined by the 10 year gap so he wasn't 'saved' at all. God i hate s2 when you break it apart#I dunno the more i look at s2 Janeway and Chakotay the more upsetting it is. Janeway would NOT have settled for an imposter.#everyone going goo-goo gaa gaa over s2 but it's sloppy af imo and undermines a huge portion voyagers struggles#id really like them to flatly lay out their ideas because literally nothing ive heard explains the story or choices of s2 with conviction#instead it's oh clap for wesley or the new vulcan and other references yay#describe to me your timetravel clearly and i'll happily take a seat on it (there is still other crap stuff mind you)#this is the most repressed shit i my head i swear#im angry because s1 is so clearly mapped out to a brilliant degree and for whatever reason it's not in s2#i can see through it#insultingly people are eating it up and claiming it's better than ever nah dawg embarrassing#there are nice ideas inside s2 but they arent adequately rewarded#it doesnt compare to the timetravel in other trek because they kept it clear#i mean it could have been an interesting parallel to endgame but in the end janeway didnt even rescue him lmao they dropped her#why bother building up this mission only for her to give up and go 'i'll hand it over because im told to'. Janeway had fuck all this season#let alone settle for not fixing her own timeline and her own friends deadly circumstance dw just grab another one from the shelf i guess#the emotional fallout was absolutely missed because they didnt elaborate on anything. Plenty of show but no substance from the characters
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No idea why or how but apparently the movie decided to chicken out in the voyage home a scene of kirk and spock clasping hands and I have no idea why 👀
#kirk in his delight at spock showing his 'spock-ness' again givin his husban a kiss#spock being confused but mccoy 'translating' what kirk meant for him is very sweet#star trek#spock#kirk#spirk#space husbands#bones#the original series#tos#mccoy#the voyage home#star trek tos movies#star trek iv#it would be funny if they intended to do it then went 'aw fuck vulcans kiss with hands i forgot' and changed it#probably not what happened but#whatever#like givin him a peck on the cheek
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I wish this wasn't the case but every day I grow more unhinged about Sarek Star Trek. For a man so seemingly uninterested in children, it's wild he had 3 (and one of them was entirely voluntary!). I cannot fathom what compels a man so blase about parenting to keep having them.
I guess the logic of Sybok was that it was a pure accident, Spock maybe was a request by Amanda, but MICHAEL? That was a choice and he still just did it. Man's wild
#sarek#star trek#star trek tos#star trek discovery#discovery#tos#ambassador sarek#sarek x amanda grayson#vulcan x human#Why are so many people supporting this man's children collecting but miscare#All of his children are emotionally fucked#They all have to have other people emotionally parent them Sarek why#And what's worse is every single one describes Amanda as a delight but I guess Sarek fucks up so hard it counteracts everything she does#Sarek my guy why are you so messy
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Counterpoint Fanzine | Rudas, 1992
#t'pring#ahhh!!! look at her!#oh to be in a vulcan library with a beautiful woman#sitting on big comfy pillows and eating fruit together#sigh#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#1990s#vulcan#fanzines#fan art#women#wow i'm gay what the fuck
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i had to rewatch this episode of mechtanium surge again just to see if this actually happened and wasnt some sort of fever dream. and it was real. why are they like this.
#about to make the worst tag of my life#toxic dragon yaoi#that is the worst tag ive ever made thank you#no seriously what the FUCK is up with them in mechtanium#they put chemicals in the water to make the dragons gay#this is when they're about to merge and i swear to god the dialogue. sounds like they're about to do. something else#i have to reiterate. what the FUCK is wrong with them#if they kissed it would've been less gay#...did they queerbait us with dragons#u know what im gonna stop thinking about this. congrats spectra on ur edgy gayass cyborg dragon.#vulcan did NOT hear the end of it after helios merged with drago i can promise you that
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Star trek 3 is on in the cinema tomorrow night and I might go, Trekkies pls give me the cliff notes of what I need to know going into it
#outside of like general star trek lore#like i know what a vulcan is. dont worry#but like. previously on star trek what the fuck is going on
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GIRL. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
#WHY did they decide to have her not have gone through the pon farr before?????#I'm guessing so it ''makes sense'' why she isn't married + 'first times' having a lot of importance in our culture#'Trip was her first tiiime <3' and such#But in MY head???? it's Because of the HRT#T'Pol#T'Pol: -never thought she'd go through the pon farr after starting HRT- This can't be happening.#I heavily prefer it when both male and female vulcans go through the pon farr#BUT....on the other hand....I love trans T'Pol#both things equally true#also T'Pol has sex with Trip without marrying him so she could have 100% just had sex with some other guy in the years before#and you know what? she should have#-SLAMS FIST ON TABLE- let her fuck!! she's in her 60's!!!!#most Vulcans seem to go through the pon farr in their 30's!!
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