#“What the fuck Vulcan?”
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There needs to be a pompeii movie with Pompeii MMXXIII by Bastille as one of the main songs. Like, it's gotta be played while the volcano erupts and ash buries the city and people are running and screaming.
#pompeii#ancient rome#roman empire#ancient history#history#in the movie there'd obviously be a part where it cuts to rome#*a couple of fires in the background because rome was always burning back then*#Titus just sitting on his throne like “fuck.”#while the senate panicked in the background#what they are saying:#“dammit my vacation house was there”#“was my farm affected?”#“isn't that where Quintus lives?”#“What the fuck Vulcan?”
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imagine amanda watching how mothers on vulcan share a telepathic bond with their children and not being able to do this for spock
imagine how it would break her heart, how she might worry they'll never connect when she sees a mother touching her daughter's face or holding her son's hand with purpose, without words
imagine spock melding with her as soon as he's able, showing her he loves her because he can't say it, he'll never be able to say it
imagine her being so proud of her little boy for researching and teaching himself to meld with a non-telepath just for her, all for her
holding him after when he's so exhausted he goes boneless in her arms and she strokes his hair and thanks him
and he mumbles something about it being illogical to thank him before falling asleep and she holds his little hand and feels the tiniest sparks of love still there, so small she might've imagined them before he's snoring softly
#this whole headcanon is probably too soft for “real” vulcans but whatever#and ugh spock crying as a baby more than (fully) vulcan children#sarek just touches his forehead and senses what he needs/quiets him#and she feels like a terrible mother for not being able to do it herself#fuck fuck fuck#spock's mind must have been so lonely#like vulcan parents must start bonding with their children the second theyre born right?#with nursing them and holding them and caring for them#wahhh#vulcan#sarek#star trek#head canon#inspiration?#spock#star trek tos#the original series#my text#amanda grayson#sarmanda#star trek the original series#headcanon#fanfic
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The human urge to lick a vulcan's palm and see what happens.
#come what may#the old fuck around and find out#i'm not ashamed#vulcans#humans and vulcans#vulcans and humans#star trek#no vulcan would like me#spock#soval#solok#vorik#not tuvok he's married#mestral
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I feel like I simply. Could Not take the pressure of writing an official Star Trek novel or novelization, because, as someone who loves making silly jokes For The Bit, the potential repercussions are so intense.
You write one line about Spock getting drunk off the sucrose in a mint and suddenly there are 50,000 fics about Spock's addiction to chocolate and everyone has to rethink the entirety of the chemical properties of the Vulcan diet
Can you imagine what a misplaced pun might do
#star trek#star trek tos#spock#star trek iv: the voyage home#star trek iv#the voyage home#the one with the whales#vonda mcintyre#trek books#trek novelizations#all due respect to ms mcintyre your work was wonderful#but the vulcans getting drunk on chocolate thing has never resonated with me#and it's amazing what fanon will do with the smallest things#or you could be jj abrams and just fucking canonically blow up vulcan for shits#we are not the same
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Me seeing a fantasy or sci-fi universe made up of entirely fictional peoples and cultures: okay but which ones are the Jews I can project onto.
#jumblr#star trek#I’ve watched no Star Trek media but I know that that’s the big one for Jews with Vulcans#Star Wars#this is mostly just a me thing but the mandalorians are unintentionally a fun Jewish allegory#lotr#see my previous posts about lotr dwarves#you can fight me on that one#I’ll fucking destroy you#I’m not tagging the transphobic wizards. you know what the goblins are supposed to be. that one sucks
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i really like how jim's standing here and playing/looking at his hands like someone who's dying to ask their crush out on a date.
#what's kicking?#nervous blues that's what#trying to make you my vulcan boyfriend#spirk#spirk cus its fucking canon#space husbands#star trek tos#star trek memes#kirk and spock#old married spirk
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pon farr poolverine fic…. HELLO?? DOES ANYONE HEAR ME !!!
#jesus fucking christ like logan coming from a universe that plays by vulcan rules#what if I just combined my two greatest media hyperfixations#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool
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Captain Zionist & His Eugenics First Officer Star in Same Old Bioessentialism
#I can't with this fucking SHOOOOOOOOOW#just saw The Clip where they all become Vulcan and are immediately logical and immediately racist toward Spock#what are you all doing in that writers room. what do you think Spock represents??? why does it seem like snw hates aliens and hates Spock#and doesn't even know what Vulcans are??#snw feels like pro-human propaganda in a world where aliens are real rather than people dreaming up a world where aliens are real#what are you DOING why is there this grinning malice??? where's your hope and earnesty????#if you're wondering about 'captain zionist' I'm talking about the actor himself and not the character Pike but the way this show is going#I literally wouldn't be surprised my GOD#It's such a mean little show that thinks we won't notice bc it's laughing#when you watch it you just get the feeling it doesn't CARE about anything
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There are two wolves inside me. Both of them are angsty Spock fanfics in progress. Both of them want me to work on them. They’re both losing to the secret third wolf known as don’t actually finish them, just think about how exactly you’ll finish them and don’t write any of it down.
#like what the fuck#star trek the original series#star trek fanfiction#Spock#aos spock#one is a 3+1 about people realizing Spock has emotions#the other is AOS T’Pring dying after Vulcan and Spock’s mental health#one day I’ll finish them#and maybe even publish#fanfic#fanfiction
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Hear me out (or don't... it's fine I'm just venting and mean) yeah um I don't believe Chakotay was saved in Prod*gy s2.
#the 'time travel' makes no sense when you think on it. What happened to Prime Chakotay? He got killed they showed that.#At the end s1 Janeway finds an 'alternate chakotay in an alternate timeline' and that's the one they go and get#we saw the original get merc'd in the message. That ACTUALLY happened. Lmao.....#They didn't prevent THAT death because they didn't go to THAT Solum with the Infinity and stop it from happening#instead it was 'ALTERNATE#' implying other.#OG Chakotay wasn't taken over by the alternative one either nothing suggests that was the direction for him in s2#they didn't do anything like 'well you see chakotay because at the end of s2 when we converged timestreams you have merged with your other'#if they did want to recover the original from s1 then keep that clear instead of being convoluted dont use an alternate timeline wtf#instead the plot was focused on gywns stupid fucking paradox plot and her being fixed#chakotay was the one in a paradox too did that not matter nah dw about it he had to die for this outcome or someshit lmao why#In the extended message given to admiral janeway it shows him clearly getting left behind and surrounded. Sadly no one intervened.#I dont understand why they couldnt have just made s2 about his rescue alone IF they took their time it wouldnt be so difficult#to follow#above that the one they rescued was ruined by the 10 year gap so he wasn't 'saved' at all. God i hate s2 when you break it apart#I dunno the more i look at s2 Janeway and Chakotay the more upsetting it is. Janeway would NOT have settled for an imposter.#everyone going goo-goo gaa gaa over s2 but it's sloppy af imo and undermines a huge portion voyagers struggles#id really like them to flatly lay out their ideas because literally nothing ive heard explains the story or choices of s2 with conviction#instead it's oh clap for wesley or the new vulcan and other references yay#describe to me your timetravel clearly and i'll happily take a seat on it (there is still other crap stuff mind you)#this is the most repressed shit i my head i swear#im angry because s1 is so clearly mapped out to a brilliant degree and for whatever reason it's not in s2#i can see through it#insultingly people are eating it up and claiming it's better than ever nah dawg embarrassing#there are nice ideas inside s2 but they arent adequately rewarded#it doesnt compare to the timetravel in other trek because they kept it clear#i mean it could have been an interesting parallel to endgame but in the end janeway didnt even rescue him lmao they dropped her#why bother building up this mission only for her to give up and go 'i'll hand it over because im told to'. Janeway had fuck all this season#let alone settle for not fixing her own timeline and her own friends deadly circumstance dw just grab another one from the shelf i guess#the emotional fallout was absolutely missed because they didnt elaborate on anything. Plenty of show but no substance from the characters
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No idea why or how but apparently the movie decided to chicken out in the voyage home a scene of kirk and spock clasping hands and I have no idea why 👀
#kirk in his delight at spock showing his 'spock-ness' again givin his husban a kiss#spock being confused but mccoy 'translating' what kirk meant for him is very sweet#star trek#spock#kirk#spirk#space husbands#bones#the original series#tos#mccoy#the voyage home#star trek tos movies#star trek iv#it would be funny if they intended to do it then went 'aw fuck vulcans kiss with hands i forgot' and changed it#probably not what happened but#whatever#like givin him a peck on the cheek
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i had to rewatch this episode of mechtanium surge again just to see if this actually happened and wasnt some sort of fever dream. and it was real. why are they like this.
#about to make the worst tag of my life#toxic dragon yaoi#that is the worst tag ive ever made thank you#no seriously what the FUCK is up with them in mechtanium#they put chemicals in the water to make the dragons gay#this is when they're about to merge and i swear to god the dialogue. sounds like they're about to do. something else#i have to reiterate. what the FUCK is wrong with them#if they kissed it would've been less gay#...did they queerbait us with dragons#u know what im gonna stop thinking about this. congrats spectra on ur edgy gayass cyborg dragon.#vulcan did NOT hear the end of it after helios merged with drago i can promise you that
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Star trek 3 is on in the cinema tomorrow night and I might go, Trekkies pls give me the cliff notes of what I need to know going into it
#outside of like general star trek lore#like i know what a vulcan is. dont worry#but like. previously on star trek what the fuck is going on
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life on vulcan was so fucked up that some dude preaching "it is what it is" shifted the fundamental philosophy of them as a people
#the principle of Surak’s teachings is just fuck it we ball#kaiidth#what will be will be#star trek#star trek tos#spock#vulcan#Vulcans#surak
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hang on that wasnt go busters
#thats IT#sun vulcan is OVER#what a fucking ride that was huh#from the bottom of my heart i apologise for the last 4 days#(officially the second fastest sentai i've completed)#im gonna make#a post#aurora plasma animals
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I can’t articulate it, but it gets to me that, outside of Spock and I think Tuvok, being logical and regulating emotions isn’t something that Vulcans are shown to just endure, the same way they endure lower temperatures for other species, or higher oxygen for other species, or anything else that has to be incredibly uncomfortable at best to painful at worst that they just endure
The vibe I get from it is that a majority of Vulcans enjoy it, they like being logical, maybe they didn’t get a choice in being logical as kids, but unlike the select few like Sybok, they don’t seem to be resentful that they were raised like that at all
This isn’t just something they’re all forced to do now to prevent their emotions from causing their species’ end, dedicating themselves to logic brought them inner peace
#Star Trek#Vulcans#can’t articulate it especially while really tired and lying in bed#but hopefully y’all still get what I’m trying to say#I say I think for Tuvok because I know he struggles with violent thoughts#but I don’t think it has the same vibes as Spock struggling with his human half to fully accept Vulcan’s ways#even though it seems like fully dedicating himself like that brings more harm to his human half#which causes it to be more prominent like a vicious cycle#fuck definitely can’t articulate rn#also maybe for Tuvok Vulcan’s ways are actually even more appreciated#because they’re exactly there to help Vulcans regulate intense emotions#also I think this is part of why it seems more like Spock struggles compared to other Vulcans#for other Vulcans logic and regulating all emotions is seen as a way for them to be content#to be able to live their lives peacefully and to its best extent (peace and long life)#in a way that embracing emotions wouldn’t because they’re intense emotions would destroy themselves#but for Spock logic and regulating emotions is more about trying to reach impossible standards and get acceptance from everyone else#abd things like that again very tired can’t articulate#also adding to my hc that while Vulcans regulate their emotions and come to logical terms on why they feel like they do#and peacefully handle it#Spock believes that they’re all suppressing so that’s what he’s actually doing#just suppress suppress suppress everything which isn’t healthy#just my personal thoughts
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