#“Oh.”

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Your daily dosis of vitamin D(rakken)

I have been feeling sad and stressed out these past few months. @miss-doodle-jester and I talked about vitamin levels and supplements. That inspired me to make these little blue beans.

I imagine these little goofballs no taller than half a pinky finger, make a LOT of sounds when frustrated and probably bite hard if you don't pay attention to them.

Also don't randomly take vitamin supplements.

Discuss them with your doctor or a medical expert before taking them. Aside from that, supplements are no alternative or replacement for actual food!

EDIT: I found out my vitamin D levels are HEAVILY below the minimal limits... :') Guess I need to draw even more Drakken.

[acupofconure]

Ideal place to nap:

Play gym? ❌

Window netting? ❌

Comfy perch? ❌

Random stack of plastic cups? ✅

[massiveladycat]

pov: you realize a friend of yours might be more than a little problematic

[y-rhywbeth2]

Talking about vampires reminded me of how much this dialogue amuses me:

Leon: "My head is spinning. I can't believe you did this. What's going to happen to us ...are you going to end us like you ended Cazador?" Player: "You're free to go." Leon: "We are... free? But where will we go? How will we feed?" Player: "Be a wolf among sheep. Travel from peaceful village to peaceful village." Leon: "You're right. That's good advice. Thank you."

Like if you tell Leon he can decide for himself what to do, he decides the Underdark sounds great. Astarion himself has the Underdark as his first thought, but the PC can just straight up give them advice on murdering people and he's like "oh shit, yeah, you're right."

Just being a bad influence on the vampires.

[waytoobsessed]

FOREVER. Thinking about that one quiz where my results were this

[cometcrystal]

Me listening to customers try not to sound racist about juneteenth

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[nikoisme]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[sinninghowlter]

t h i s!!!

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[smashorpass50plus]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone