#“Oh.”

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Your daily dosis of vitamin D(rakken)

I have been feeling sad and stressed out these past few months. @miss-doodle-jester and I talked about vitamin levels and supplements. That inspired me to make these little blue beans.

I imagine these little goofballs no taller than half a pinky finger, make a LOT of sounds when frustrated and probably bite hard if you don't pay attention to them.

Also don't randomly take vitamin supplements.

Discuss them with your doctor or a medical expert before taking them. Aside from that, supplements are no alternative or replacement for actual food!

EDIT: I found out my vitamin D levels are HEAVILY below the minimal limits... :') Guess I need to draw even more Drakken.

[acupofconure]

Ideal place to nap:

Play gym? ❌

Window netting? ❌

Comfy perch? ❌

Random stack of plastic cups? ✅

[massiveladycat]

pov: you realize a friend of yours might be more than a little problematic

[y-rhywbeth2]

Talking about vampires reminded me of how much this dialogue amuses me:

Leon: "My head is spinning. I can't believe you did this. What's going to happen to us ...are you going to end us like you ended Cazador?" Player: "You're free to go." Leon: "We are... free? But where will we go? How will we feed?" Player: "Be a wolf among sheep. Travel from peaceful village to peaceful village." Leon: "You're right. That's good advice. Thank you."

Like if you tell Leon he can decide for himself what to do, he decides the Underdark sounds great. Astarion himself has the Underdark as his first thought, but the PC can just straight up give them advice on murdering people and he's like "oh shit, yeah, you're right."

Just being a bad influence on the vampires.

[waytoobsessed]

FOREVER. Thinking about that one quiz where my results were this

[cometcrystal]

Me listening to customers try not to sound racist about juneteenth

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[dorykinny]

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

[sinninghowlter]

t h i s!!!

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[quicktimeeventfull]

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

[girldraki]

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku