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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
#meme#christmas#Christmas music#paul mccartney#the beatles#beatles#dark humor#retail#fast food#work#job#seasonal#seasonal worker#funny#lol#yes i am using a lot of tags because i want everyone to see this and laugh with me#welcome to the comedy of hate
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That was actually a good deed, Jason.
Jason Todd walked over to Bruce Wayne scrolling through photos on his phone. He tapped the man on the shoulder.
Jason: You want baby pictures of Damian?
Bruce spat out his coffee in shock. Jason chuckled.
Jason: You have to pay me.
Bruce (frantic): You better not be lying to me because if you have baby pictures of him I will pay you whatever price you ask.
Jason: Um okay I have about 10 I can give you now so $10,000 for each one.
Bruce: Stay there, gotta get my phone and I'll transfer the funds to your bank account.
Bruce ran out of the room leaving Jason Todd with Alfred watching the entire interaction, impressed.
Alfred: Jason, how did you get baby pictures?
Jason: Remember, I knew about his existence before Bruce ever did. I visited the kid for the first 9 years before Bruce found out about him. Talia paid me to take photos of him for memories.
Alfred: That's very wholesome of you.
Jason (confused): I said Talia paid me.
Alfred: Money or not, you did a good deed. Now Master Bruce can have a few photos and trust me, he's been begging Talia for baby pictures for years. Be proud of yourself.
Jason smiled.
Jason: I appreciate you saying that.
Alfred: I mean every word of it. You're welcome.
#batfamily#batfamily chronicles#batman#jason todd#batfamily shenanigans#bruce wayne#talia and damian#damien and jason#damian wayne#batfamily headcanons#headcanon batfamily#batfamily wholesome#bruce paying jason for the pictures of his son is a headcanon I fully agree with#alfred pennyworth keeping the family together#alfred pennyworth#microfiction#batfamily comedy#script fic#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily feels#batdad#dc robin#batkids#jason todd and bruce wayne#jason todd can do good things#me depicting Jason doing something kind in my headcanon upset someone and it's like#i'm not sure what to tell haters like that I'm not depicting Jason as a weaker man#lol don't like don't read over sending hate but I know not everyone is like this#part of my batfamily flash fiction#flash fiction
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
#filmedit#10 things i hate about you#1990s#comedy#romance#useradie#userallisyn#useraurore#usermandie#usersavana#jokerous#usersole#userzil#usermorgan#usereme#*#by tha
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i voted for reigen
#i hated coloring this but you have to understand how important the colors were to the comedy of it#wtnv#welcome to night vale#cecilsweep#cecil gershwin palmer#cecil palmer#comic#tumblr sexymen poll#tumblr sexyrematch#comics#digital art#personal comic#reigen arataka#bc hes not exempt from this#trans#transgender#sometimes a dispicable enemy can be a loving partner of 3 years#wtnv fanart#sorta???
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
#10 things i hate about you#10tihayedit#filmedit#usersugar#tuserrachel#usermandie#usermaguire#userashe#usereri#userspree#tusertha#1990s#comedy#romance#gif#allie
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was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.
#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION.#margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment#‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team#i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them.#u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho#but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr#ally beardsley you are so special to me#fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should#they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me#yna.txt#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#ally beardsley
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anyway i want to reiterate that i hope the rat grinders are tpk'd, revived and uncorrupted solely bc i want them to have to spend senior year together. 'redeemed' doesnt necessarily mean friendly with the bad kids and honestly? its so much funnier if they continue being bitchy to each other but without the trying to end the world stuff. they've built plenty of positive relationships w/ former villains now it's time for the next stage: uneasy alliance buzzing with the tension of both sides trying to hold back the urge to clown on each other
introducing, fantasy high senior year: the group project
#look me in my eyes. see my vision#kipperlilly and riz working on a case and kipperlilly watching the unhinged construction of one of his conspiracy boards#oisin and adaine casting a spell together trading barbs ab oracles and nepo babies between stacks of books#reuban and fig. well. thank god fig's dropping out bc that dynamic is unsalvageable now. i support her in everything she did but its Over#gorgug repairing maryann's quirky pet tamagochi for her w/ his artificer skills#fabian trying to curse his bardic inspiration to ivy after she makes a snide comment about mazey#buddy and kristen finally having that heart-to-heart kristen's been itching for all season. buddy doesnt convert but they understand better#the only ppl i want on genuinely good terms are buddy and kristen bc it makes sense for them and also bc its so funny#“we hate their pussy. except buddy that's my boy”#the dynamic of liking (1) guy in a friend group you otherwise hate is so primed for comedy. buddy invites her to trgs gc and gets yelled at#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20
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I swear it will become srs
#like the mascot of limbus brainrot the beginning is a comedy#maybe#project moon#limbus company#limbus spoilers#don quixote lcb#limbus don quixote#canto 7 spoilers#canto 7#i hate scissor lady
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shiraseposting
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd 15#bsd stormbringer#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd shirase#shirachuu#soukoku#in my head chuuya had a crush on shirase that didnt go anywhere because they were oyung and stupid#and i think its really funny conceptually because dazai would hate it#just. just imagine it. its so funny#his type is red flags#btw im a shirase apologist im just painting him badly for comedy
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
#filmedit#mcblings#throwbackblr#userstream#filmgifs#cinemapix#moviegifs#chewieblog#userlix#tuserrachel#usersugar#usersavana#userallisyn#10 things i hate about you#gil junger#1990s#comedy#romance#by mandie#*
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Poly+ ACOTAR Week - Day 3 Secrets (Feyre/Tamlin/Rhysand) @polyacotarweek
I'm weak for 'two enemies put aside their differences coz they love me more than they hate each other' trope and I was somewhat sad that's not where Feyre's love life went. Just think of the possibilities.
#my art#acotar#acotar fanart#tamlin#rhysand#feyre archeron#tamsand#poly+acotarweek2024 d3#poly+acotarweek2024#this one is more about the vibes than the prompt this day just seemed most fitting for this ship#this started out as a joke but the more i think about it#adding rhysand to the mix would have maybe been good for feylin crumbling relationship actually#her main issue is she can't communicate for shit and tamlin can't read minds#now here comes the mind reader who can yell all her gripes at tamlin without her having to voice them herself#relationship improves instantly#rhys hates it but the bond keeps him around#tamlin can't shoo rhys away coz gotta respect the bond#feyre gets the best of both worlds#comedy ensues#is it the healthiest? probably not#but it is fun
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#YOU NEVER DISAPPOINTED ME#cries#10 things i hate about you#love#movie#movies#filmedit#filmedits#rom com#romantic comedy#kat stratford#patrick verona#heath ledger#julia stiles
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"CONGRATULATIONS MY LOVE - I'm sorry I didn't have a ribbon for you to run through."
No matter your thoughts on the shift in dynamic between Agatha and Rio in this last battle, you CANNOT deny this line. It is so laced with bitterness and yearning, it brings me to tears caught between hilarity and absurbness, and grief and sorrow over change. THIS is how you write the complicated twist of passion that never died, what it warps and turns into and finally bursts out as. An eruption left in the wake of wanton waiting that says: If I cannot have you, you will have to notice me, remember me. You WILL remember me.
#THIS IS HOW YOU DO DARK COMEDY#I LOVE THIS OKAY BUT ALSO CRUSHES MY SOUL DEAR HECATE ABOVE AND BELOW#I love it when gay people are in love but also hate the shit outta each other I never get sick of this trope#AHHHHHHIMNOTSCREAMINGYOURESCREAMING#agatha harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#marvel#agathallalong#agatha all along spoilers#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha x rio#agatha harkness x rio vidal#rio vidal#mcu
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU — 1999, dir. Gil Junger
#10 things i hate about you#romance#comedy#1990s#*#by rachel#filmedit#10tihayedit#heath ledger#heathledgeredit#moviegifs#filmgifs#userstream#fyeahmovies#userbbelcher#chewieblog#useraurore#usersugar#userallisyn#usermandie
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spider-punk is officially the best cinematic character. the rest of y’all can go home you can’t touch him
#‘i hate comedy !’#‘i hate teamwork’ ‘you’re in a band’ ‘i hate consistency’#I FUCKIN LOVE HIM#BEST CHARACTER AND I MEAN IT#spiderverse spoilers#spiderman: across the spiderverse spoilers#across the spiderverse spoilers#spiderman: across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#spider-punk
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 1999 — dir. Gil Junger
#10 things i hate about you#1990s#comedy#romance#gif#mandie#moviegifs#mcblings#tvandfilm#cinemapix#throwbackblr#cinematv#filmtvtoday#userstream#userallisyn#tuserrachel#usersugar#usersavana#userpunk#usermorgan
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