#¤《buzzing beez》¤

[beelzebubsbois]

Are you sure???

I’m pissing???

[system-reset]

sleepy....

[serendippertyy]

Do you have any ineffable bureaucracy headcanons that you haven’t shared yet? :)

(this might be long and the doodle is kinda wonky but I got excited seeing this ask srry lol)

oh i have PLENTY that I'm planning to slowly roll out through doodles but since u asked here's one as a little treat ^^

i like to keep in mind that angels and demons are just little weird creatures in human disguises and so I love making them behave like weird little creatures sometimes- specifically demons, seeing as they already have animalistic traits

so with that being said gabe and beez looove grooming eachother like critters do!! I've already said before beelzebub likes to preen gabriel's feathers, but beez has no feathers of their own, so gabe loves to pamper them with massages and head scratches heehee

you see beez has permanent remnants of their fall, like painful blemishes and completely damaged hair from being burned, so having that soothed is something they absolutely love! they also buzz like crazy almost like purring :P

DON'T tell anyone the former demon lord occasionally likes scratchies omg that's so embarrassing - I feel like I'm invading their privacy doodling this LMAOOO 🙈😋

[kamwashere]

i knew THE moment that there was a fly buzzing near gabriel that beez has something to do with it. i just didnt expect that we’re gonna get canon gabebeez before aziracrow 😭😭😭😭

[beelzebubsbois]

If you are able to use the app and the discord bot, link your discord to the app! The bot will update with your system and you can set up a name proxy and display name (Alias) from the app!

The bot uses slash commands (just type "/" and click the octocon icon in discord, and it'll bring up every command for the bot, including server commands!)

In the app you can change the way you add alters to front, the default is to swipe to add and remove them from front, but you can make it a button just like simply plural! They also have a "dyslexic font" option along with security options such as a passcode, app masking (making the app appear as a news app to people just clicking on it in your phone), and a quick escape option. All of which are optional and can be turned on or off at will!

The app is new and still being developed further, but we love how it is coming so far!

Octocon is a new app for systems. It's anti endo and made by traumagenic systems. It also has a discord bot that is a lot easier to use than pk in my opinion. You can also sync your app and the bot so you can edit alters in the app. The app is on android already and coming to IOS soon. Hope this helps some people :)

(If you're in a server, I recommend adding this bot as more people are starting to use it instead of pk and tupperbox)

[photozoi]

I can take you, mine Uncle!

Like to see you try it, Bean Pup!

Sounds of angry beez buzzing.....

Smol but mighty, the Imp is yet again the winner, surprising Mr the Mung Bean with his rapier like retaliation!

I'm bigger, I'm younger, what the heck just happened????

Never underestimate the power of the Imp, he is not His IMPerial Majesty, Ruler of ALL the Things, Keeper of the Cookies and Pet Dragon Wyrms for nothing!

Silken Windhound

[aphelionwrotes11]

Need something so bad

Need a sloppy make out session. With tongue.

Need it from the back but it’s not doggy, literally it’s him just grinding into the pussy. N he’ll be gasping like he can’t even BREATHE. Need it like Wawa need it like air omfg guys the beez are buzzing in my brain.

[angstea]

it hurts me just to think and i don't do pain

Fandom: Good Omens

Ship: Ineffable Bureaucracy/Boxfly

Series: Auctober 2024

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Summary: Flies. Flies buzzing in their brain.

So many thoughts flying around and bouncing inside their skull. It was overwhelming.

AN: Title is from My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone

Gabriel and Beelzebub are both autistic and Beelzebub has ADHD

Written for Auctober Day 3: AuDHD (autism and ADHD often go hand in hand, so the term AuDHD came into being)

Read on AO3

Flies. Flies buzzing in their brain.

So many thoughts flying around and bouncing inside their skull. It was overwhelming.

They had several trains of thought racing along at the same time. Hell and Gabriel and flies and so many random scraps of ideas filled their mind.

Beelzebub dealt with this often and they usually just pushed through it as best they could until their mind calmed. But there wasn't much reason to do that anymore. They weren't the Grand Duke of Hell anymore. They were living in Edinburgh with Gabriel.

So here they were, hiding under the bed because the sunlight shining through the curtains was so blindingly bright and they couldn't stand it long enough to close them. Every sound was deafening. Their thoughts kept screaming.

"Beelzebub?" Gabriel's call rang through the house. They flinched from the sound.

"Beez?" His voice shifted to concern. "Honey, where are you?"

Footsteps gradually approached the bedroom door, Gabriel seemingly checking every room as he went.

"Beeeeelzebuuuub." He drew out the word in a sing-song tone and they had to cover their ears. Too many words. Too many thoughts. Too many sounds.

The bedroom door creaked open.

Footsteps padded along the carpet.

Gabriel bent down to retrieve Beelzebub's abandoned hat from the floor by the bed.

"Beez!" He raised his voice, trying to locate them. They hissed as the noise rattled in their head, the sound buzzing in their throat and helping a little to calm themself.

Gabriel paused at the sound of their voice. He lowered himself to the ground and looked under the bed.

"Beelzebub?" Finally. He said something without yelling.

When they didn't respond, Gabriel squirmed his way under the bed, his tall frame making that difficult. The sight at least amused Beelzebub enough to make them huff out a small laugh.

"What are you doing down here, honey?" He asked with a smile, though it fell from his face when he didn't recieve an answer. "Beelzebub?"

"Too many thoughts." They said through gritted teeth, trying to placate him. He only frowned, adorably confused. "Too many thoughts, s'like too many sounds. Hurts."

They didn't see Gabriel's face fall, concern and pain for his partner written across his expression. He gently reached to grab their hand.

As soon as Gabriel's hand brushed against their skin, they flinched away with a threatened buzz. The contact burned with the overstimulation of touch on top of racing spiralling thoughts.

"Sorry. I'm sorry, Beelzebub." He immediately apologised.

"Stop talking. Please." was all they said. Gabriel nodded, complying with their request.

The pair of them lay in silence, Beelzebub breathing deeply to keep their emotions stable and Gabriel staying by their side but unsure how to help.

Minutes passed and Beelzebub's mind wouldn't calm, wouldn't stop racing. Gabriel was quiet and thinking. It could have been hours before he broke the silence.

Beelzebub could all but see a lightbulb appearing over his head as his face lit up.

"Can I try something? I think it'll help." he asked.

Beelzebub furrowed their eyebrows but gave him a tentative nod. They would take any solution they could at this point.

Gabriel carefully reached out and placed his hand against their temple. The soft chime of a miracle filled the air.

Silence flooded through their brain, creeping in from the edges and drowning out every screaming thought. Their ears rang with the sudden quiet and they practically sobbed with relief.

All the tension within them melted and they went limp against Gabriel. A few tears leaked from their eyes.

"Thank you-" they managed to choke out as Gabriel wrapped them in his arms. The feeling of their brain finally being quiet for the first time in 6000 years was overwhelming in the best way possible.

"I've got you, honeybee."

[beelzebubsbois]

My cat has joined me

Crisis averted

Smoking out the window when you'd rather be hotboxing his car is a wild experience

[theriverspath]

Ineffable May 2024 Day 13: Heavenly Hosts

I'm playing catch-up for the last few prompts, so please accept this fever dream of a crossover as my day thirteen. Rated General Audience. Spoilers for the first episode of the anime Ouran High School Host Club, maybe?

Beez packed their bag and left the library’s quiet room. Unfortunately for their plan to study there after classes, it had become anything but quiet. The background buzz of other students chatting or giggling wasn’t entirely unpleasant. It just made it difficult to concentrate on their work. A familiar dull ache in their chest accompanied their thoughts as they closed the library door.

Hey, Mom. These angels are so different than what I’m used to. I’m managing ok, I guess, but I wish you could give me some advice on what to do about it.

Their sigh and their footsteps echoed down the endless corridor of huge windows and locked classrooms. Maybe one of the club rooms was empty? Beez stopped under a sign indicating that they’d found a music room. When they didn’t hear any instruments or singing, they gingerly pushed it open and peeked inside.

The door unexpectedly swung inward, pulling them in and causing them to stumble. They wobbled back, and the door closed behind them with a solid thud. As they caught their footing, white sparkling light filled their vision. A delicate rain of rose petals floated down from the ceiling. They barely had time to register the frivolous miracle before a chorus of voices rang out.

“Welcome to the Haven Host Club!”

Beez blinked, trying to clear their vision enough to see the group of angels gathered in front of them. A pair, as opposite in appearance as two beings could be, gasped in unison. Though the timbers of their voices were different, the shocked inflections were perfectly in sync when they spoke.

“A low ranking angel?”

“Uriel, Sandalphon, that’s no way to treat a guest. Especially an honor student.” Another member of the group admonished the duo. Their calculating expression was accented by their perfectly coiffed hair and the delicate lace cuffs below their uniform jacket’s sleeves.

“An honor student? Michael, are you saying that we have the privilege of entertaining the infamous Beelzebub?” An arm draped itself over Beez’s shoulders, its hand cupping their upper arm and guiding them into the room. The brightly lit expanse was dotted with little clusters of low tables, finely crafted chairs, and elegant settees. In the middle of it all rotated a large globe. The brilliant blues and greens practically glowed underneath swirling wisps of clouds. Beez had never seen such a lifelike representation of Earth. It was almost as if it had been plucked from the actual heavens and placed here to be admired. After a moment, they realized that the owner of the guiding arm had said their name.

“Wait. How do you know who I am?” Beez looked up into a pair of shining violet eyes. They crinkled at the corners with amusement. The tall angel smiling down at them had a solid, athletic build. Dark hair was cut short, and their school uniform was immaculately tailored.

“Are you kidding? Everyone’s heard of the scrappy little scrivener striving to climb their way up the ranks.” Their voice was smooth and charismatic. It wasn’t displeasing, but it approached condescension in a way that made Beez narrow their eyes in annoyance. Before they could reply, another voice, bubbly and full of sunshine, piped up from the group.

“Yeah! You must be a hero to the other low-rankers!” A being almost as short as Beez skipped forward and clasped their hands around the arm that wasn’t currently smooshed against the other angel. “Don’t you think so, Saraqael?” That last question was directed at a stoic angel seated in a floating chair. Their only acknowledgement of being addressed was to raise a single eyebrow. A feeling of acute claustrophobia swept over Beez. What in all of creation was going on here?

“Look, I’m no hero. I’m just a regular student looking for a quiet place to study.’ They tried shifting their shoulders and raising their arm, hoping that the two beings attached to them would get the hint to let go.

“Nonsense!” The taller angel actually hugged Beez closer in a too-familiar jostle. “Not only are you trying for the academic angle, but now you’ve gathered up the courage to attempt to engage the services of our elite host club! Of course, we usually restrict reservations to Thrones, Dominions, or above. But, I think we could make an exception in your case.” The jostle was escalated by the shorter angel on their arm jumping up and down with excitement.

“Brilliant! Come sit at my table with me! I have tea all set up and ready. I’ll even let you drink out of my favorite cup! It’s so pretty to look at. Oh! My name is Muriel, by the way…” The claustrophobia turned to a rising panic.

“No! No reservation! No tea! I just need to find a quiet and empty room!” Beez wrenched their corporation backwards, and the two angels released their holds in shock. The sudden lack of support sent Beez sprawling. Their fall was broken by something large and round. They swung around just in time to see the glowing globe tip off of whatever invisible pedestal held it upright. It hit the ground and shattered. A burst of glittery shards skidded across the floor in every direction, decorating the white tiles with pieces of continent and ocean. Beez stood frozen, unable to believe what had happened.

“Oh, you’ve done it now, low-ranker.” The shorter of the two mismatched twins spoke up. The taller finished their thought. “Indeed. That globe was created using an eight million Lazuri miracle.” Beez felt their knees go weak as they realized the implications of what they’d done.

“I … I’m going to have to pay you back.” Their voice cracked as they struggled to get the words out.

“How?” Uriel and Sandalphon chimed in stereo. “There’s no way you could perform that kind of miracle with your current rank.”

“Well.” Michael leaned down to pick up a particularly pretty piece of the broken Earth. They kept their eyes on it as they straightened back up. “What do you think we should do, Gabriel?” The violet-eyed angel flashed a self-satisfied grin at the question.

“There’s only one way this aspirant academic is going to climb that steep social ladder to reach their full potential, Michael, and that’s with the help of the Haven Host Club!” Gabriel turned their attention to Beez. “That means starting today, you work for us.” The edges of Beez’s vision started to close in, narrowing to a pin-point surrounded by fuzzy black. They lost track of the beings around them as they thought, I don’t know if I can handle this, Mom. I’ve been captured by a bunch of angels that are calling themselves a host club. They felt two little pokes of someone’s finger on their shoulder, then the room quickly tilting to the side as the floor came up to meet their fainting corporation.

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[starfilled-galaxy]

Beez in my head won't stop me 'til I'm dead!!

Passion thru the diztraction, I'm pulling thru inztead ^^

Of simply buzzing 2 my demize,

I put all thiz luv in my hive !!!

We can ztick togethr and fly furevr ☆

We'll make it sweeter in life, yeahh<3

[darkwingphoenix]

@loominggaia Memes, Today's Special

Mix of AU and Spoilers and some Canon chucked in!

Also, thanks LG for saying you like the vids I put here!

Skylie As A Teenage Mermaid Divine (She's still aging, but hella slow, and wound up a mermaid because Rule of Cool)

Saraia When In The Wild/Her Main Shrine (Darshaan gives the last message)

House Of Humanity Rebels as Skylie Descends Onto Their Base on Rook (Also one HELL of a piece)

Skylie and Saraia As Damiscend/Ascendance Capital Needs Livestock (Saraia spawned a barn outta rocks and plants)

Skylie when someone says they're uncomfortable with her smutfics

(Canon) Jasenia, Mr. Ocean and Lukas on their way to kidnap Cyana from the Royal Gala in Evangeline (Jasenia's the middle golem/Regirock, Lukas has the below face in the back (Absol) and Mr. Ocean's just floppin his hands)(This is a Pokemon meme)

Cerulea and Rodrig when Skylie's fics form an entire knightly order a la the Knights Templar

Matuzu urban areas 99.9999% of the time (If Tolsa of Gawe exists, there's GOTTA be at least SOME sorta furry community somewhere. 99.9999% likely it's mostly in Matuzu)

Angeline After Leaving Evangeline (Her family was no Evangeline Royal Family, but it wasn't too good for her, a product of the culture for sure)(Also, Cyana and Skylie GROW their hair, but Angie, who had like 4 feet of hair, chopped it all down to mostly a side shave/mohawk)(That means her hair is buzzed down except for a strip down the middle she wears down, like in the short)

Skylie with young Amber, Citrine (Drau daughter of Cyana and Angeline), Alani (Human daughter) and Kitsu (Faun daughter) in the Uekoro Markets (Amber's like 12-16, Citrine's maybe 9-11, Alani's 6 max, and Kitsu's a babby at like 3-5)

Ginger with the Cyangeline Kiddos in Drifter's Hollow (Cinnamon's doin some random BS with the FGG)

Skylie (Left) Arguing With Cerulea (Right) Before Revealing Herself and having Marine, Cobalt, Saphirra, and their partners/kids find out the truth about Cyangeline and Skylie

Part of How Skylie Distributes Visions

Saraia, Darshaan, King, and Queen (Another Saraian like King and Rook Saraia made for Darshaan) on their way to Evangeline Capital

Skylie and Saraia after they meet up in Evangeline Palace (Is it a palace? Is it a castle? IDK, I use both)

Cyangeline, Fanakas, and Cyangeline Kiddos with a new pet Skylie gave them as a bard troupe is playing

Buncha koholasaur whelps walkin up a hill

Saraia and Skylie doin a color scheme swap (I wanted to use all of the vids I saved to an LG Meme playlist I have on my YouTube account as a resource stockpile for the memes)

Rodrig and Skylie Arguing in the Evangeline High Temple/House of Humanity (Skylie released Las Beez)(Lazuline never wants to hang out with you people)

Cyana and Angeline being led by Amber and Maui to where Citrine, Alani and Skylie are doing a ritual on Kitsu

Ellen Joan when Cyana and Angeline, two introverts, have an IVF/magic daughter (Alani) who's a hyper extrovert

Saraia and Darshaan trying to Trap Karenza via conventional means vs Skylie using Rule of Badass moves and trapping Karenza in one go

Amber, Citrine, and Alani doing this trend for Amber's BluTube account (It went viral 3 days later) (Kitsu was drinking orange juice on Maui's back offscreen while watching)

Skylie, Saraia, and Darshaan at the Royal Gala One Time

Marghan Tryna Tap Amber when she's 20 (AKA a sirene minor)(Her friends Metzwell and Tyria, Citrine and Alani, Skylie with a sniper rifle she nabbed from Zareen, and Maui did the oo-ing) (Tyger, Jelani, Rustafi, Clementino, Cyangeline and Azura are bouta beat his ass into a grease stain)

Cerulea after being killed by Skylie at Dawn (Skylie's feeling EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME AT ONCE)

Amber, Citrine, and Alani after Amber comes back from a World Athenaeum research trip where she almost died (Her eyes are orange tho, and Cyana and Angeline yelled A BUILDING WAT)

Angeline when Cyana is being a fucking bitch to all of her suitors (She had a huge crush on Cyana before they got together)

A clip from one of Amber's comedy gigs

A line from a play about Saphirra's ex-husbands Skylie wrote to drop on an unsuspecting Royal Gala (I headcanon a guy got his head lopped off by sword-to-the-neck-itis

Average benefits for the Ascendii Grande Armee (They all wear buckets because buckets

A Prep elfann teen and his mom looking at the publicized World Athenaeum Arcane College Entrance Exam Results (The prep got second place to Amber, who bounded in on Maui all awkwardly)

Lumine as a young transgirl in Evangeline to Skylie (Who gave her a handmade Vision with all 7 elements)(Skylie can do that, she invented those bitches)

Cyana when she's drunk/high (She's mistaking Azura for Angeline, thus Beidou(Eyepatch)/Azura and Kazuha(Leaf Guy)/Angie lookin like that)(I'm a Genshin fan, thus all of the Genshin)

Skylie and Amber (Citrine is Paimon, or the little flying fairy, confused about Skylie having a BF/GF)

Skylie scolding Saraia for eating Crab Legs

Skylie wanting to do Something Stupid (Saraia wants to be done by Skylie)(These two are SO will-they-won't-they to me as a romantic couple dynamic)

Marine, Cobalt's eldest daughter, after finding out she's a demi-divine with shapeshifting abilities after having identity issues exacerbated by Cerulea and Rodrig for her entire life (The audio, ignore the edit)

Amber doing karaoke (Kitsu did the wops)

Citrine finding Gilgamesh in a game Skylie helped design (The Civ VI franchise is a fictional game series lmao)

Skylie hosting Family Feud between Cyangeline, Amber and Citrine and Cobalt, Justinia, Sai and Lumine (Cyana said Sit On It)

Kitsu seeing Looming Gaia Grinch (Prolly some Zareenite thing tbh) for the first time, aged 3 months old

Skylie when talking about Saraia after they FINALLY become a couple (Audio)

Cyangeline Kids Vibin (Also Lumine vibing before Skylie Heys back)

Saraia Being a Contrarian Again

Skylie proving to her parents she ain't no demure, mindful, considerate Evangelite no more (I say her hair after it grew way out due to a power burst she experienced while Disgracing Mankind's Disgrace is between like that long it or halfway down her thighs)

Darshaan and Skylie doin karaoke (Skylie's Yoimiya/Left Blonde Girl and Darshaan's Childe/Right Ginger Guy)

Sai, Lumine, Justinia, Angeline, Cyana, Amber (Atop Maui), Darshaan, Skylie and Saraia doing this dance for no reason while Cerulea, Rodrig, Teal, Danus and Indiga are away (In order for each part, so Sai/Lumine/Justinia for the first three, Angie/Cyana/Amber for 2 and Darshaan/Skylie/Saraia for 3)

Alani when told to stay in one spot

Plot of a fic about Lumine and Skylie running around to find Lumine's twin brother (Identical twin since Lumine's a transgirl and thus a male at birth, and because identical twins are cool)(Skylie's the Rock (Bald), and Lumine is Ryan Reynolds, obvs the not bald man)(The bull is a koholasaur, which Skylie knows can see motion AOK (She made them), but everyone in Evangeline thinks they can't because they don't kill those who stood still and didn't feel like mercing them

Saraia being a Menace (Jane/Grey is Skylie, Catherine Aragon/Yellow is Cerulea asking about Cyana and Angeline, and Anne Boleyn/Cyana is Cyana)

Skylie once one of Cyangeline's kids starts taking a nap as a babby

Skylie unlocking her Divine Ultra Instinct (An ogre knight tried to fight her after she took out Cerulea)

Rodrig while Cyana and Angie are fucking in the House of Humanity/High Temple (They decided to try public sex one time before leaving Evangeline)

A part of Saphirra's ex-husband play (The part before the last one about this play)

Skylie, Saraia, Darshaan and Trip vibing while attacking Evangeline Capital (Trip got into the palace effortlessly and started overdosing guards on greenlite, which is not safe for non-mermaid commoners and in fact hella toxic)

Ginger after doing a little camp thing with Trip, Cyangeline Kiddos, Skylie, the Drifter's Hollow Kids and the Evangeline Royal Kids (It was a secret field trip for the Evangeline Royals)(It was Amber's phone they used to represent fire)(Amber also got herself buried, and Trip got rezzed)

Amber, Citrine and Alani missing the train to Matuzu Capital for Alani's first day at the Athenaeum

Cobalt using Clarity to steal Sai's cake from the icebox (Clarity was 2 days old when this heist happened)

Skylie, Saraia, Darshaan, and Trip at the Evangeline High Throne Room for no reason (Darshaan was wearing one of Skylie's miniskirts the whole time)

Cyana being an unknowing pro at poker (Her default face is an utter poker face, and she hardly shows emotions unless they're super strong)(Video unrelated)

Skylie with a Pleiadae she encountered after noclipping onto the moon after attempting to teleport

The Zareenites trying to kill Ascendance the first time

Kelvingyard Agents trying to kidnap Kitsu aged 4 (Cyana barreled over as an ogress to whup em, same with the rest of the family)

Darshaan after meeting Karenza for the first time in like 4 millennia (He's huge, but Karenza's even bigger)

Skylie vibing throughout Looming Gaia, giving Visions like they're banana pudding bowls

Amber, Citrine, and Skylie discussing Zareenite health (This is canonically true)

Saraia once

(Reposting this shit for my AU because it's cool as shit) Saraia, Amber/Citrine/Maui/Lumine/Paimon, Cerulea/Rodrig, Jaq Yerim-Mor, Iriana Liatt (To Qara), Teal/Danus (To Cobalt), Cobalt/Sai/Justinia (Cerulea doesn't know), Saraia/Darshaan/Thetos, Serafeen (As Skylie's accidental ghost leech), Morgause/Lumine (Both wanting Skylie), Citrine (With her Dendro Vision), and Trip/Mr. Kraken (Who are cousins by technicality!) as new singers!

(Canon) Balthazaar upon seeing Azadora's changeling

Lumine and Paimon trying to find Lumine's twin with Trip, Rustafi, Iriana, Citrine, and Saraia, respectively

Skylie doing a Stellar Sword attack

The amount of steps it takes Citrine to get into her preferred fashion style (Emo/goth/punk)

Sai, Justinia, Skylie, Angeline, Trip, Cyana, Lumine and Saraia doin a lil dance in the High Throne Room

Basically Amber's style of clothing (Hey, it's pretty normal in Matuzu, right?)(Also sorta Citrine's, except Citrine's clothes covers way more)

Skylie watching vs reading spicy stuff

Angie caring for her and Cyana's kids as little kids vs going out (With Skylie as babysitter, because she'd do it for free, but they force her to take money, even though Skylie's a divine and will outlive the money they give her)

Iriana tryna get food (Skylie/Saraia/Darshaan)

Skylie dancing to distract sexually repressed Evangelite guards

Maia (Cobalt's eldest daughter) as an adult in Ascendance (She got a higher power, personally crafted Anemo Vision from Skylie just like big cousin Lumine)

Saraia and Skylie Arguing Randomly

Maia, Kitsu, and Citrine trying lemons for the first time

Skylie trying on that dress (Saraia's got the horni)

More coming soon!

[g00brielandbeez]

oh who am I kidding, me too. can't even imagine how Crowley feelz about...all of his music.

it really izz! it's a perfect blend, and I love it. that's been the main thing I've taken a liking to: all of the muzic everyone is making. as for hell's tune..I will admit, part of me really longs for rezzt for them. I mean, sure, some of them don't deserve rezt *cough*Haztur*cough*, but others..they aren't really suppozzed to be down there.

Hey, uh, so weird as this is, we gotta get Lucifer the fuck out of this date.

Eric

I'm aware, it'z very bad- my idea iz glitter in the metitron's food, or, if we want to actually inflict disgust and fear, I could...use my special touch and we can use maggotz, depending on how gruezome we want it- that'll give a good distraction, and then Lucifer can get away.

[beelzebubsbois]

BeelzebubsBois / The Mortuary system

We are a polyfrag DID system of 200+ alters/fragments and whatever else idk.

Collectively we go by Richie, Arthur, or max, He/They/It/Xe pronouns, we are Cupioaroace and Agender

We have 2 partner systems in a CLOSED poly relationship (they are our only exceptions/FPs that you will ever see us talk about.)

We are currently 17, diagnosed with Generalized anxiety, depression, ADHD, and psychosis, medically recognized with DID, trying to get diagnosed with ASPD, BPD, and Autism when we turn 18.

We have extremely low empathy and generally a distaste for people, we speak our minds, if you don’t like what we say, feel free to block us, because we will block you if you don’t.

Frequent posters/fronters

We are open to DMs and making friends/being mutuals, but again, general distaste for people, and we struggle with being nice, so sorry abt that ig.

Bobby Zimmeruski (Temp-host, Mood lifter), He/They 🧀

Sal Fisher (Temp-host, TH, SH) They/He 🥩

Larry Johnson (Temp-Cohost, Guilt and Symptom holder) 🥃

Heavy (Mood lifter), He/They 🎸

Belladonna (Manager), They/He 🪦

Aiden (Persecutor), He/Xe/It 🎃

Sherman (Co-host), They/He/It 🪱

Max (idk, he's just here), They/He 💣

Lady Amalthea (Gatekeeper), She/They 🦄

Allistor (protector) They/He/It 🧵

Bradley Uppercrust III (Protector, assistant), He/Him 🛹

[Subject to Change]

Our Tags

Reblogs : ¤《Buzzing Beez》¤

Original posts: !¡[From the mouth of the beast]¡!

Partner posts: ☆{There's 3 of us}☆ / 🟢⚠️🟥

Vents: •<Beelzebub Barks>•

TSC: 🏝/ 🌫 🪐/🥭/🐯/♟️🎲/🌷/🥨/❤️���/💗

(Probably gonna add userboxes and more shit down here, but don’t care rn, too tired.)

[spyridonya]

Heart Holder OC Maker!

I was tagged by @arendaes for the Heart Hold OC Maker! Thank you so much!

You can find it here! I'm tagging @buzz-beez, @minthy-fresh, @serenbach86, @cassynite, @tenmillionbees, @knight-commander

Here is my little Kadira and my little Zophus.

[minervas-hand]

Ineffable May Day 5: Retired

Day 5 for @blairamok's Ineffable May 2024

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[S1 Ep.1. Crowley parks the Bentley back in his usual night-time spot after storming out on Aziraphale.]

Crowley slouched into the Bentley, wondering if he had any more unopened bottles of wine tucked between the plants in the backseat. 

As he hung up his glasses something buzzed by his ear. Going to have to give the plants a right bollocking for fostering insects - ! The whine turned to a roar and he was wildly flapping his hands and sputtering. 

"Oh. " Then the horror caught up to him. "OH! Really? Come ON! In my car! REALLY??"

The flies consolidated slowly into a mass in the passenger seat. A mass that resolved into the shape of Lord Beelzebub. "Hello, traitor." 

Weirdly, they almost seemed... friendly. Not so friendly as to avoid swarming him in fucking flies and whipping him down to Hell, no. 

"I thought we had a - pfwah" - he spit out a fly - "generalized understanding." He was retired, for Someone's sake.

"We don't." Still a traitor, right. 

Though he hardly seemed in immanent danger. Beez had even miracled an exact replica of their throne for Crowley. His surprise derailed his terror for a moment and he took a good look at the Grand Duke. "Is that a new face?" 

"Oh this old thing? I've had it for ages." They seemed... pleased at his comment, though. 

"Such a pity that Hell never really appreciated your talents, Crowley."

He froze. That almost sounded like Lord Beez was trying to - compliment him. Butter him up, anyway. Spitting hellfire at him through their teeth, yeah, that would have been more. Fitting. Comfortable. "It is? It is, yeah." 

Then it got weirder. They actually seemed to be offering him a return. A promotion, no less. Like Hel- Heav- Somewhere he'd take it, anyway. He was retired. Done with all this bollocks. Though it didn't seem done with him. Or the angel.

They should have left town. Didn't have to be Alpha Centauri. Just, away from Grand Central Celestial Bollocks Town. A nice little cottage, maybe...

Beez was talking about Gabriel, and Crowley spent all his energy trying to appear nonplussed and vaguely bored. Extreme sanctions? Book of Life? He was just holding onto this tiger now. 

He soon found himself back in the Bentley, babbling assurances he didn't mean one whit. Secure in the knowledge that Hell could and would suck him down whenever they pleased. And that Aziraphale was in very deep trouble. 

(It would be some time before he realized that the extra throne had not been for him.)