#make them STOP

[baratrongirl]

Is anyone else completely sick of Instagram user abbyhill2001 spamming up the Klapollo tag with her porn posts? If I'm in the Klapollo tag, I expect to see pretty anime boys, not human... body parts.

I'm well over 18, not a prude, and bisexual - yet I'm still completely grossed out, because the images are way more explicit than I care for and served up to me non-consensually.

And of course "she" (assuming that it is one single person and not a bot) changes bloody Tumblr account every single time, so I see the porn every time. Of course I also report it every time, but I've still seen it and require the brain bleach!

Sigh.

[munchymunchkin]

[swordsandholly]

Thinking about ranch owners poly 141 and the new ranch hand transmasc reader…👀

[melodicwriter]

One thing they don’t tell you about writing romance is that your characters WILL randomly get horny for each other when it’s unplanned and then you’ll have to deal with it

[aphelionwrotes11]

Need something so bad

Need a sloppy make out session. With tongue.

Need it from the back but it’s not doggy, literally it’s him just grinding into the pussy. N he’ll be gasping like he can’t even BREATHE. Need it like Wawa need it like air omfg guys the beez are buzzing in my brain.

[voulezloux]

can’t talk babe. dan and phil just released a video that altered my brain chemistry without even watching it

[limon-rat]

@tea0w0stache

You

You got me thinking

You made John Dory the punching bag and now I wanna do it too

[theshatteredsilhouette]

I know bot mileage varies, but if you average it out, where are you at?

[cljordan-imperium]

Doomed Kingdom

The kingdom of Sehnsucht has fallen. The former royalty imprisoned. The fate of the kingdom is now in the hands of the five closest friends of the King - A beautiful sorceress (Katarina), a dark elf who has a slight pyromaniac streak (Sebastian), a Princess that tends to be highly overly dramatic (Aoife), a dragon trainer that was still an apprentice (Barkley), and a rogue and lockpick who is a clutz (Taliesin). What could go wrong??

@cillmequick and @pheita ....can one of you break my fingers....

[andillwatchh]

not to sound crass, but please hit me in the head i don't want to be alone with my thoughts right now

[dragonflylady77]

I was trying to watch a movie but that wasn't happening cos both my teenagers kept interrupting to ask things or tell me things.

I'm this close to a sensory meltdown. My brain is screaming at me.

Changed my ostomy bag and nearly pooped on the floor twice before i put the clean pouch on.

And i have a massive headache (possibly because i haven't drunk much water today)

[kaydeefalls]

the problem with finally finishing a long WIP is that now the rest of the fuckers in my WIP docs are just sitting there like 👀👀👀

[piratewithvigor]

Nicholas Jackson, about to make a HUGE announcement on Dynamite, 2024

[w1lliamxx]

Please… please… make them stop. I can't handle it anymore 😭

[emeowwww-blog]

Reminder that I gave my irl partner my Tumblr while we were on a FaceTime call and they literally liked every single one of my posts and sent me AT LEAST 15 asks within an hour. While they were on call with me. Without talking.

Get urself a partner like @hutaomarryme <3

ALSO THEY @ ed A CREATOR WE BOTH FOLLOW WHOM I MADE A JOKE WITH ABT MARRYING ME AND THREATENED THEM 😭

THESE ARE MY FUCKING NOTIFS:

[captdedeyes]

Guys,

I've never seen the spam bot problem get THIS bad before in my entire history with Tumblr

It's like I'm fighting the hydra; I block and report one bot and two more show up the next day

The only way I can cope is by sharing memes about this madness