#{18+ content mention}

[pandorashearts]

another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much

ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"

like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.

not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.

there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.

bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.

the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well

rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge

quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised

matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg

markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)

hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows

many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters

the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka

webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades

the list goes on.

to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.

the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example

it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.

no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".

but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.

& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.

[bugtoast]

Introducing: the Way 2 a Mephone's Heart AU! (or W2MH AU)

Basically, after the events of II, Mephone leaves Inanimate Island for good and ventures off to the mainland, which is conveniently also Goiky. He ends up living on the set of TPOT thanks to being friends with Two, but is stuck working in the kitchen with Four and X.

Tbh this au is just one big excuse to draw Mephone with the Algebraliens and explore what his relationships with them would be like

Also him working in the kitchen isn't supposed to be a vaguely veiled metaphor for healing from trauma and forming a found family what???? what on earth are you talking about????? you're being silly!!!! /Sarcasm /Joke

[thesesoldierboysarebi]

Will mostly be reblogging for a while I think, but I’m gonna be real, 70 percent of my reason for making this blog in the hopes of writing was that I noticed a big chunk of CoD x reader posts on this hellsite have readers with like…concerningly low ages. There’s a lot of reader character minor-coding going on, and it’s weirdling me out (no shade to young writers, I know a lot of the reason is that a majority of CoD fanfic writers are 18-25 here, which, yk, fair that you wanna see self-inserts with similar ages).

But as I said, it gives me the ick, so if/when I end up writing x reader, I wanna go ahead and make it clear that I will not be writing a reader character in a romantic/sexual position BELOW the age of 25 at most. Most of the Call of Duty men are, like, 28 at the youngest, and I’m more inclined to write reader characters with matching ages, especially afab readers.

In other words? I’m gonna write milfs and dilfs. I’m gonna write top!reader. I’m gonna write unhinged women that leave the various men of TF141 screaming crying throwing up. I will NOT be writing virginal, innocent, or overly naive reader characters; I do not do minor-coding. Y’all have been warned.

[fatuifucker]

tw SA mention

tbh i would rather have minors read my work rather than those coquette smut blogs (not targeting anyone specifically, just in general) that write really ooc drabbles and topics that are basically SA. sometimes it's even blatant SA it's wild that you'd have the reader basically crying and begging the character to stop but the post's theme is just (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[thedrotter]

I have a gift for y'all today !!! 😊 Ever wanted to find a line in Re:Kinder in a single place for the sake of reference?? How about multiple chunks of lines. how about all the little variations that arise in the text with it's many endings, item descriptions, text that comes from interacting with the enviroment, and character info from the menu without having to boot up the game and go through it at long minutes!!???

well i sure did😊 Since I do a lot of fanart and think up my own silly theories and thoughts that need me to reference the game lines a lot, i have made a transcript for it for convenience's sake. A weirdly thorough transcript handwritten and proofread by me including all character lines available in-game. And I'm sharing it with you all today for anyone that wants it !!! :3 To use as a reference for creative fanworks or a quick search for a line in-game, whatever you wish to use it for!!

It uses the english translation of the game by vgperson. So naturally all credit for the game lines available in here is to her and Parun who made the game.

I did my best to organize it in a way easy to digest. Do note that I'm still human, and there's still the chance for mistake in it no matter how much I've proofread it, since I'm not even an english native speaker ^^. But I hope it serves you well nonetheless if you wish to use it.

That's my gift for today!!! Not the usual art, but still a project I'm proud of. Enjoy!!! 😊

[isabeauwolf]

Facts!

Doesn't matter what kind of sex you are having, please don't let the aftermath of your coupling, fucking, oral, or whatever sit and dry. Please!

You don't want to smell all musty and feel crusty. Gross, I know, but I'm not gonna lie.

If I overshare, I'm sorry, but someone's gotta say something!

I know a lot of woman are conservation and embarrassed, I get it! Been there, done that, haha. But sexual health is just as important as physical and mental health. If nobody's gonna say it, then I will.

Anybody got questions, don't be afraid to ask, M'kay? I've got you, my Queens!

[musesbykai]

🎤 - An audio transcript from a recording [SMASHER]

[REDACTED] - Never thought a borg like you could be so easily distracted. SMASHER - ... [REDACTED] - I know where your mind is floating too, that woman that you keep visiting. What do you call her? Fleshlight? Fuck toy? Come on big guy, I know you do some dirty things in the office.

SMASHER - I call her by her name. It is none of your business. [REDACTED] - I don't believe that for a second!

SMASHER - Quiet.

[REDACTED] - come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

SMASHER - ...

[REDACTED] Hey... hey! Chill! Chill!!! -The sound of a man being strangled plays for a minute before a loud thud-

[kyouka-supremacy]

Not to say one can't consume media they don't 100% agree with (I do the same so like), but you talk a lot about how the core views of TPN vs BSD change your entire way of enjoying these two, and I was wondering what drew you in into BSD if there are so many aspects of it you disagree with?

(Not meant as an attack or as a questioning of you enjoying it, I always am interested in your analysis so this is just out of curiosity, and also I am planning to pick up TPN again sometime this year)

[musesbykai]

(Anon Hate for Oron)

"I bet that fleshlight you had didn't even feel a quarter as similar as your wife"

The anon was faced with the rows and rows of sharp teeth belonging to Ironclad, along with a bright blue glow from deep within it's throat.

"You clearly don't value your life, so let me do us both a favor..."

[clover-mouse]

hey hey!! how are you? :]

You mentioned doing some nsfw art on a seperate blog and i wanted to give a suggestion. Maybe you should do a Patreon!! Personally Id love to be your patron because I absolutely adore your art!!!! I constantly go on your blog to get inspiration because everything is so cozy and soft and I just feel so comfy after seeing your work<33

Also I think Patreon would be a good idea because Tumblr isnt,, great with nsfw stuff unfortunately :')

Ps. I ordered a tattoo commission from you awhile ago and I STILL haven't found the time to get it done ahh!! but once I will I'll send you the results.. whenever that will be auuuuu

Take care!!

- forest

hi hello! i've been kinda snailing along but im ok!

i've been considering making a patreon for a while now actually! made an account and stuff, but the idea of committing to it has been pretty intimidating to me :') i think it'd be good for me if i could actually commit to it, but i rly don't have the best track record with sticking to things long term. i worry i wouldn't be able to see it through at the expense of my patrons.

so um honestly i'm a little ok with things getting taken down or whatnot, making a dedicated mature content account would be more of an experiment than anything! so if i find i like to do it but have trouble with tumblr as a platform i might move to someplace else. or if i end up drawing nudity but not rly anything sexually explicit i could just post it here with appropriate tags (pretty sure anyway, not sure how finicky the policy on that is here)

either way, i do appreciate that you'd be interested in seeing me make a patreon !! and that tattoo was a real treat to design, i'm still really pleased with the result :•) thank u again for that, and for the message!

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

So ... is Ze in Denmark??? Or did Andriy randomly travel alone there??? Since when is Andriy traveling alone?!? And why??? 👀

Why did Ze suddenly mention Kyrylo from time to time visiting him in his office??? Since when are they telling us how and where he's having the secret meetings with the kids???

What is going on??? 😄😄😄 First, the book fair date, then whatever that was in Russia, now all of this today. What a strange week. 😅😅😅