#{ magnus }

[yuarru]

thedecaband

[jerreeeeeee]

i dont think there was ever anything remotely romantic or sexual between taako and magnus but i do think they take any excuse to kiss for the bit because they just find it really funny

[cabbagebendr]

Magnus did nothing wrong.

He was explicitly told to do nothing and he did it wrong

[bignickrgxa2]

I finished listening to The Magnus Archives in statement-chronological order, and it was really interesting to actually hear the events being planned, and then taking place, followed by the aftermath in "real time". The fact it all actually makes sense and builds a cohesive story, and is still engaging and entertaining is a real testament to @jonnywaistcoat and Alex etc.

Do I recommend it? Yeah actually. I used a premade Spotify playlist to work through it but I don't think some of the episode placements weren't completely correct. Either way, if anyone wants to try it, here it is.

Now going to re-listen to it in release order again. Think this is my 4th or 5th time through?

[marz-rm]

"It'll be alright" Malec kissing in the rain for my weak heart. No watermark only on patreon

[ghostlydorito]

I thought my hyperfixation was bad until I was texted the following by a friend:

[godofstory]

ok let me tell you what happened this episode

so basically..

[lostdeadboyshit]

Malec season 1 in a nutshell

[maria-renard-cv]

[ Castlevania ] "Awakening in the Moonlight"

P.S. New Alucard 'skin', hehe!

[ Details ] Takarazuka Revue (WebSite)

[blue-creations28]

the cherik brainrot is real - [possessive erik is the best erik]

[jerreeeeeee]

you know how little kids like to interview people?

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

Not-God Emperor of Mankind: Ah yes, my sons, I love all my sons, Horus, Sanguinius, Robot Glitterman, Roger Dune, Leo Jones looks down at the scribbles on his hand Volvo, Lemon Rose, Cory, no wait, Cary....oh, ok, Cory Cary, Ferryman, turns his hand the other way...Fuller,Jog-,I mean, Jagh-....Jay K. stares hard...Mongo, Perty Bo,crosses legs, squints down at his foot...Logan...Angus...no, Ang...right, yes, Angus.....Mart-Martin?, Kodiak Co....and....I'm pretty sure this says Armageddon.

[diabolicalevil]

No context handing a Primarch a cat

I'm thinking about the freaks again,,, love those guys

Lion El'johnson: grabs it by the stomach and immediately tosses it to the ground. he knows it will be fine cause he's also a kitty

Fulgrim: if its a siamese, ragdoll or one of those expensive ones he'll start fawning over how gorgeous and elegant it is. other breeds he'll be very confused and a little intrigued. if it's a black cat he'll point at it and go "that's you" to ferrus manus

Perturabo: do not hand this man a cat he will hurt it!!!! on accident. and he'll be self loathing about the only thing he knows how to do is destroy until the end of time. and you're like yeah ok whatever but we gotta take that thang to the vet man

Jaghatai Khan: deeply amused, he thinks it's cute but will pass it back to you. unless it visibly has zoomies. "a fine warrior!" he will proclaim as it runs around

Leman Russ: dog person, doesn't like cats at all but he's experienced enough w animals to hold it properly. frowning so hard and puts it down quickly but gently

Rogal Dorn: he's holding it two handed like its a really big subway sandwich. very confused, just so baffled. if he let's it stay and it walks over his desk he talks to it very sternly about how that is Not appropriate behaviour. it does it again

Konrad Curze: DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN AN ANIMAL TO HOLD. he scares it away with his freak aura, for the best tbh

Sanguinius: curious but amused. the cat is going AT it trying to attack his wings but he's holding it very nicely I think sang loves animals

Ferrus Manus: annoyed I'm afraid. he's also worried he'll hurt it and passes it off to someone else. under no circumstances is that "someone else" someone from his legion, they cannot be trusted

Angron: another do not give this man an animal. its cute to him however ☝️ he is aware he might hurt it and is very quick to let it run off. from @evilraideroverboss Or for Angron: some people can imitate cat's hissing. Cat jumps on something high and hisses back. love this it's cute

Roboute Guilliman: confused but he's so tired everything is confusing him. he just treats it like another Thing to Handle and puts it on the stupid useless paperwork pile. if he ever locks back in to reality I think he'd find it very cute. it lives in his office now

Mortarion: annoyed. he doesn't like animals as much as plants but if it's a rarer breed of cat he'll quietly observe it like a bug for a little while. otherwise he's shoving it back to you immediately

Magnus: MAGNUS CAT DAD PROPAGANDA he has ten squillion cats in his library and this one is coming home with him too

Horus Lupercal: laughs, he thinks it's very amusing. handles it clumsily but he's doing his best

Lorgar Aurelian: extremely unfamiliar with animals, they're not allowed in the temple so he doesn't know what to do with it and hands it back to you

Vulkan: the best cat holder on this list. any confusion is not relevant he's holding that thang as if he personally gave birth to it

Corvus Corax: not interested and thinks it's weird you'd hand it to him, hands it back by the scruff of the neck

Alpharius/Omegon: kitty gets too confused and runs away

[marz-rm]

"And when you're finally in my arms Look up and see love has a face" to see Alec's booty head over to patreon

[thethronezone]

Primarchs and if they know how to cook

Mortarion - Knows how to cook one thing and one thing only but goddamn if that shit ain't tasty as hell.

Fulgrim - Yes but with his demand of perfection he runs the kitchen like Gordon Ramsey.

Angron - Kinda? Knows the basics but haven't cooked anything ever since the nails were put in his skull so he's rusty.

Magnus - It's 50/50. Experiments in the kitchen so either he creates a delicious meal or a crime against humanity.

Perturabo - He's never cooked before but if he did it would be a meal worthy of a 5-star restaurant.

Alpharius - Decent chef, all things considered. Nothing too outstanding but not bad either.

Lorgar - He wanted to learn when he was younger but Kor Phaeron didn't allow it. Liked to watch the kitchenstaff work.

Horus - Absolutely not. This man used to be a gangster before the Emperor found him and afterwards he had serfs to do it.

Konrad - Surprisingly, yes. But, like, Hannibal Lecter style. Full on "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti".

Sanguinius - Knows how to cook but surprisingly enough, not that good at it. Tends to use too much salt.

Corvus - Man tries but it always turns into gray gruel somehow. It tastes like sadness and disappointment.

Ferrus - Simple meals packed with nutrition but nothing special tastewise. Would own an airfryer but never use it.

Vulkan - Yes! Regularly cooks for his friends and family. Makes really good stews and soups.

Lion - No. Ate everything raw when he lived in the forests of Caliban and afterwards he just never saw the point in knowing.

Leman - Only knows how to cook meat and even then it always turns out rare and bloody in the middle.

Jaghatai - Knows how to cook and honestly pretty decent at it. Really good at making bread.

Roboute - Not the best but also not the worst. Knows how to make a few dishes, pretty standard stuff.

Rogal -