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it's a breakfast food. sausage, egg and chips is a common fry up but I keep misremembering it as bacon, egg and chips and like I had to cook the bacon anyways so
it was pretty good actually but keep 2 litres of water on hand for how dehydrated you're going to feel
really excited to british out and die of sodium poisoning

apparently trying to cook and read the warhammer wiki is a bad move
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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
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iron warrior/imperial fist boyfriends
#i read this as the iron warrior and the Imperial fist are boyfriends#still kinda works#warhammer 40k#warhammer x reader
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eating this at 2 pm might I add, this is not 2 pm food even by British standards
really excited to british out and die of sodium poisoning

apparently trying to cook and read the warhammer wiki is a bad move
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really excited to british out and die of sodium poisoning

apparently trying to cook and read the warhammer wiki is a bad move
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I am a gay Angron and lesbian Lotara truther and it is a hill I will absolutely die on
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dark angels update yayy

I realised I could do whatever I felt like forever and ever so I keep adding red amd gold
@angronius sorry for the tag I js wanted to show u
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from my discord

@roboute-guilliman
#im so funny on there its insanw#u guys dont even see the half of it#roboute guilliman ANTI ❌️#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#primarchs#primarch#ultramarines#roboute guilliman#roboute-guilliman
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Trazyn the infinite stole the only genuine euchybubu from @windupparadox during its birthday
#awesome stuff#trazyn hold it up to the camera like that one little peace sign dog#trazyn the infinite#warhammer art#reblog#jeudiart
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oh god 😭

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as penance for thinking I'd never need my first aid kit cause I haven't in years and taking it out to lighten my purse god has given me a giant bleeding wound on my leg. yay
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actually who among you wants to give me £50 to buy my first sewing machine
who among you wants to give me £30 to buy my first gundam
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guilliman I'll be real as a primarch I think u need cocaine
So much recaf. Yet, still tired.
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Hi hi!! I love your titus posts!!! Is it possible to see more of whatever with him (gn reader if possible)
hi hi anon :] thank you sm!!! rn im working through my backlog of ideas (my lisf is on @2diabolical2evil pinned post) and requests but I'm thinking of doing yandere alphabets next so I can totally do one for him

I love thar old man he's so chopped
#hes gay also#QUEERRR#anyways#i wanna do titus x leandros and titus x my oc and gadriel x titus#i need to see him fuck a man u see#typing this in public is killing#diabolical responds
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Best things for a ship to have or be:
Horny
Insane
Religious/spiritual themes
Obsession
Age gap
Doomed
#reblog#all my ocs forever and ever#marcellus yearns for a “problematic age gap” but he is frankly unkillable and the age of the men he fucks is increasingly ludicrous#diabolical ocs
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Do you agree that hateful teenage boys should explode
-🏺 anon
affirm forever and ever👍if they're not exploding they should be turning into girls there r the only options
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