#[new villain] they would've beat his ass

[meidui]

i tell antis to let steve rogers and tony stark rest and then turn around and drag steve rogers and tony stark out of their graves to involve them in Situations

[bonchobrick]

So I’ve seen some posts going around about a ‘Bruce adopts Danny and everyone thinks they’ll finally have a normal family member—Danny is very not normal’ and here’s my late night take on it.

Or

Danny batfam au where they batfam tries really hard to keep their vigilante ass-kicking nightlife a secret from danny because he is ‘the only normal one in the family’ this becomes a problem however when danny gets kidnapped.

——-

The batfam all work together in a deeply serious family meeting to save their boy. After hours of combining their brains together they come up with a plan that will effectively save danny from joker, kick joker’s ass, and also make them look really cool while doing it.

So they bust in that warehouse, guns blazing, explosions fading in the background, a gust of dramatic dust covers the air

Batman steps infront of the rest of the team and demands to the blurry figure somewhere in the distance, “Where is Danny!”

The dust clears–they expect bad guys pointing weapons meancingly at them, they expect a cackle of a wicked clown amused at whatever plot he had planned coming to life, they expected a terrified boy perhaps tied somewhere likely siting in a chair that joker could present to the bats as a way of taunting them.

The dust settles–they observed their surroundings looking around and realize that, there are few new facts to be added into this ‘defeat the villain, get the bro, happy ending equation’

There is decidedly no weapons being pointed at them: In fact, all of the henchmen are already knocked out and tied up.

There is decidedly no evil laughs being echoed their way: In fact, the only noise that isnt coming from them is a light scritch scratch of a pencil

And there is decidedly no terrified little boy, there is a Danny however and he seems to be doing alright–actually scratch that.

Danny is doing wonders for the situation he’s in right now: In fact–

–Danny is sitting criss cross applesauce on-top a knocked out tied up Joker doing his algebra homework

The small blue eyed boy looks up at Batman's voice and visibly brightens, “Oh hey guys, I was wondering when you’d show up.”

Jason says with the utmost of comprehension, “...what.”

“So hi, I’m kinda new to gotham so sorry about beating these guys up, I think they’re villains? I dunno, anyways if you could take care of these guys while I call an uber home that’d be great.”

Danny sends them a blinding smile which would've been adorable if there weren’t a massive pile of bodies he were casually walking away from.

As Danny nears the exit he looks over his shoulder to the baffled group of vigilantes and blinks

“Oh yeah one last thing,” Danny rubs the back of his neck nervously, “Could you guys not tell the Waynes about this.”

Damian speaks up for the rest of his frozen family, albeit hesitantly, “I do think they have already been alerted of your kidnapping.”

“Oh no that's fine.” Danny starts nervously, “It's more about me being the… fighter… in this situation. I was just adopted by them and they seem really nice, I don’t want to scare them away being all grrrr im a scary monster boy and i love to hurt people argh.”

“I don’t think they’d think you're a monster.” Tim adds quietly

“Eh, tell that to my birth parents–they went psycho on me. Like evil scientist psycho, it was not as awesome as the movies make it sound, having scientists for parents.” Danny says bittersweet as he admits with a shrug

There is a moment of silence as the batfamily reevaluate the adoption file that states Danny’s family before they passed were very good people–albeit a bit excentric.

Dick blurts out, “Where did you learn to fight?”

Danny sends him an anxious chuckle, “I actually started when I was fourteen–my town always ran into some trouble so I had to step up. It’s part of the reason I moved here actually. I really don’t want anything to do with that hero vigilante life anymore…” The boy puts his hands together in a pleading motion, “So please don’t tell The Waynes!”

Bewildered at the situation as a whole they nod in a daze

The boys eyes widen at their easy agreement and he grins, “Thank you so so much! I’ve got to go now, it’s way past my curfew. but you’ll probably see me again next time I get kidnapped–I’ll make sure to put in a good word for you guys with my family bye!”

And just like that Danny slips off into the night leaving behind a family who were so sure they finally found a normal addition to their pack.

Jason sighs looking forlornly at the spot Danny had previously been standing, “You could just never pick the just semi-mentally healthy normal kids could you?”

Bruce groans pinching his the bridge of his nose

[marine-indie-gal]

Been awhile since I haven't drawn any Tabaluga lately, not since that I've finally got a chance to watch the Kristin Fairlie version online since I first found the Mackenzie Ziegler version from it's Alternate Stupid Title, "Ice Princess Lilly" only to fool a lot of people into thinking it was a Frozen knock-off from a Regular Old Dollar Store. Though it's still not a big surprise from Me for the US to give out some CGI Movie Adaptations of Kids Shows from an Old Decade under their own Cheap Titles like "Here Comes The Grump" to "A Wizard's Tale" and even "The Magic Roundabout" to "Doogal" (seriously, the last one sucked ass. Even though I haven't had a chance to watch the British version, I heard a lot of good things about the OG version of that Other Adaptation much better than how Weinstein butchered it with their own Pop Culture references).

So I had a small talk with my Friend, @djinarocks of how we loved Tabaluga and how that Arktos is one of our Favorite Villains of Musical Theatres (compare to Von Rothbart from "Swan Lake" and even The Mouse King from "The Nutcracker") after I introduced her to this German Franchise.

While that both Me and My Friend love Obscure Media a whole lot, we both ship Tabaluga/Lilli together as a Romeo and Juliet like pairing (since these Two Elemental Kids did reminded Me a lot of that Other Elemental Romeo and Juliet Movie made by Sanrio (not to be confused with the Pixar one that is)). During in one of our conversations, we talked about on how we wondered if Lilli didn't leave Iceland and started her own New Life up in Space if Arktos did raised her and treated her as his own Actual Heir (something as if his own Mother would've liked to have Grandchildren if the Son were to pass the Whole "Dictator" thing to his own Children like a Family Thing).

If you're one of the Fans who both love the Musical and the Show other than the Movie, you'd probably would know that Arktos created Her, only to lure Tabaluga in for exchange of his Fire (in which the 2018 Adaptation did by its own self, but without the Whole "Give Your Own Fire to Me" thing and replace it into having "One Last Hero to be Killed" scenario that made Arktos into a much more Sinister Creepy Dragon Genocidal Monster as an Akin Contrast to the OG Arktos). But since Me and My Friend had this "Thought" if Lilli didn't leave Iceland, what if Arktos had a different way with her? Something like raising a Heir and make them a Future Dictator for your own Country. If anything, that could've had make Lilli give her so much more character other than just a "Love Interest" (akin to the Movie's Lilli as well).

Basically, Arktos creates Lilli through Sculpture (but it goes different than the last one than in the show through a twist), instead of creating a Trap for Dragon Bait, he actually creates Lilli as a single heir of his own so that way she'd beat Tabaluga to rule all over the lands one day. After trying to wind her up with a Wind-Up Key, Arktos thought of a better solution by breathing her into Life to make her Real. He names his own Daughter, "Lilli" because after researching through a Book about Humans, he mispronounced the name "Lilith" (The First Wife of Adam) into "Lilli" and mistaken Her as Eve (Adam's True Wife) (because that's clearly how he created her according to some of the Musical's lore from what I can remember). Although while Tabaluga was deeply in love with Arktos' Humanoid Daughter, Arktos forbid their own love and didn't want to be a Father-In-Law to his own Arch-Nemesis (whose the Son of his First Enemy).

Teaching his own Child everything about Iceland Life, Lilli was somehow fascinated by the World of Greenland and wanted to explore around Other Countries instead invading to in which, She and Her Father have a Huge Conflict about. Unlike the Movie's Lilli, this AU Lilli has more personality than the one in the show of her single appearance; She is more Meek and Shy with a Quiet Personality but is still Curious about the Entire World that she demands to ask a Whole Lot of Questions (even if her Father dares to answer one of them). Despite their own disagreements, Arktos loved his own Daughter deeply similar to how his own Mother passed on her Son's Spoiled Love to Another (even James would still have to be Lilli's own Manny whenever his Penguin Butler would have to keep an eye on her whenever the Father's not around).

When Tabaluga got over his own crush for her after their first meeting, he basically decided on how to teach Lilli to be more "Independent" whenever she'd come and visit Greenland (either with or without her own Father), even with the help of her own Friends. Although that while most of the Greenlanders didn't like Lilli at first, the Ice Princess then expand more of her Kindness to her Surroundings as throughout her own Arc between Seasons 2-3, She and Tabaluga develop more of their Romance (instead of having a Rushed One). After the Frozen Defeat of Arktos, Lilli then decides for her own life that it is best to join her own Boyfriend and become the Rulers of both their own Lands after a Long Journey ahead of having Each of The Four Seasons be released every year as they start their own New Life together, thus, ending their own Families' hate feud.

I've probably should've had put this in my version of Tabaluga but oh well, at least this is probably from a Simple AU where if Lilli did had more Character than just being the Main Character's Love Interest. 🤷‍♀️

BTW, when I finally got a chance to watch the First English Dub Movie online, I was so Happy that I got a chance to seeing the Scene where Tabaluga and Lilli sing their own Love for Each Other from one of the Musicals and let me tell you it was sooooooo Adorable to see Tabaluga and Lilli's love for each other, which makes my Love for the Both of Them even more 🥰

And while that I still haven't checked out the Rest of the Musicals and their Songs (since I still can't understand German as Someone who wishes to learn more about Any Foreign Language for the Same Person who watches Foreign Cartoons all the time), I did try out the Original versions for "Devil In White" and "I'm Feeling You" as I still need to practice more of my own Tabaluga homework. XP

I was also afraid on how I would deal with my own first time drawing with Canon Arktos after doing my own version of Him (since his Left Arm was a bit hard for Me), but I think I nailed it after trying to draw out their own Canon Designs from the Franchise.

Arktos and Lilli (c) Peter Maffay, Rolf Zuckowski, and Gregor Rottschalk.

[anotherstartrekblog]

Context in the new episode of Picard that came out a couple of weeks ago they visited a museum that contained things from the enterprise A and one of the things in the frame for like 15 seconds was Kirks Body in a cryotube and the monitor had a heart beat!!

OK so this next part is going to contain spoilers like major spoilers but I don't think you care?

So there's this villain named Kahn that was in the original series, and then had a whole ass movie about him and like his whole deal was that he was frozen with his crew and like woke up in the future were everything he knew was different and like the only thing he had was his crew Obviously this made him the villain bc his whole MO was protecting his crew at any cost

I think it's a little ironic and kind of ingenious that they decided to not end Kirk story by having him die in that one movie by having a bridge fall on him, but rather put him in like a freeze stasis sort of thing you know, almost exactly like Kahn!!

When he wakes up or if he wakes up, he'll be in a time that's a long since past all of his friends and people that he cares about as well as like any new technology that he doesn't know how to work and stuff like that basically mimicking Kahn's storyline!

like that's just so poetic and so sad because like it's trope of you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself, become the villain

I think it would be really interesting, because like his whole motto is that he believes, that there isn’t a scenario that he can’t win, there’s always a solution for everything.

Its tragic that he's gonna wake up and he's gonna be told that Spock the one that should be around when he wakes up because he's Vulcan and Vulcans Live for a long time has been trapped in like a hole created by red matter, but in actuality Spock is an the AOS timeline and died there

Everyone else is dead that Kirk cares about so what if Kirk tries to find a way to get to that alternate universe and find Spock only to get there and find out he's dead that's like such a tragic ending it worse then if they would've just let him die, you know by having that bridge fall on him.

I think the other thing about Spock and Kirk that I love is that they encompass so many different types of like ships

Like they are enemies to lovers in the AOS Timeline, they are friends to lovers in the TOS Spock shows unrequited love towards Jim and Jim is like pining after Spock in the movies they just there's so many things about them that I love so much

[mdhwrites]

I'm sorry to vent about something Owl House related again, I imagine you're getting sick of it by now, but

Maybe it's just cause I love Lilith, but the duel in Agony of a Witch kinda bothers me because it feels like it invalidates Lilith as an equal to Eda.

With Convention, it felt like Lilith, while often mocked, was Eda's equal. Their duel feels evenly matched, maybe with a slight edge to Eda because she plays dirty and Lilith doesn't, but in terms of sheer power they feel equal.

Then Agony of a Witch throws that out the window by showing that Eda is so much more powerful that she can be dying from her magic-draining curse and still kick Lilith's ass with no problem.

And I know it's satisfying to see a hero wreck a villain, but it has the side-effect of making Lilith no longer appear as a powerful character, which is made worse because her only "fights" from that point on are punching a racist (which is cool but not really "apex of arcane power") and getting one-shot by the Collector. Retroactively it takes Eda's relationship to Lilith from "plausible threat" to "Just humoring her"

and not to compare two bad bitches because I do love these shows, I think Amphibia did this better with King Andrias. Despite being knocked around on occasion, and having plenty of humiliating moments, Andrias retains his menace in part because he's never actually beaten by the heroes. At worst he gets blindsided before composing himself and returning to being terrifying.

I dunno, maybe I'm biased by I would've liked it if Lilith got to remain a badass instead of being reduced to just comic relief. Make her duel with Eda more even, and have Eda ultimately gain the upper hand through cheating, dirty tricks, and being more desperate

(I don't mind the TOH asks at all. No one has even asked about Willow yet somehow so to say there is so much more to talk about this show is an UNDERSTATEMENT. Honestly, I just wish people would also throw story concept pitches at me from time to time too so I can actually remind people that I do writing as well. XD Not that I expect to write those stories but just how would I handle them and what not.)

I think the problem is more that last paragraph you bring up than anything else. Mind you, I actually do agree that it would have been cool to see Eda's strengths being more in cheating and dirty tricks versus years of training and secret knowledge only able to be accessed by an EC coven head but… Man TOH just kind of pushes the idea that you're born gifted or not. There is no real inbetween in power for most people and that really sucks.

I don't think the fight in Agony of a Witch is bad though, mostly in that I see it more as the emotions Eda is channeling effectively is overclocking her. If Lilith could last even another minute, it wouldn't be the curse that beat Eda: It would be running out of magic. A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long sort of thing which works well for the emotional climax that's supposed to be happening there. Narratively, it works well.

Also, while Lilith is the definitive loser there, she doesn't come off as weak. It just finally feels like we're getting to see what Eda could have been without the curse. Back in Covention, we see what she is because of it. Does that suck for how strong Lilith actually is? Yes but Eda is literally years younger than her and back in school this was the same case where Lilith could just see "Oh… I'm fucked because my sister is strong… For reasons." It works for S1's tone, leaning into issues with the fantasy genre honestly (but remember, Episode 2 said no chosen ones so shouldn't merit, you know… matter? How much effort you put in?) but…

Then we get to S2 and Lilith is FRUSTRATING for me in S2. She gets such a good first episode in S2 with handling no longer having magic, dealing with the loss of her place in the world, her ambitions shattered and making a new friend. She stumbles a bit during King's episode but hey, it's okay for a character to be comedic for one episode. And she get's to actually represent the curse in Affearances!… Before being a joke for the rest of the episode about mommy issues until she turns into the Owl Beast.

And then when we see her next she has fully transitioned into "Look at me! I'm as bad as Hooty! Take me seriously? DON'T YOU DARE!" And it is… awful. There's no two ways around it. People go "Oh, but it's returning to better days for he-" No. No it's not. Every single portrayal of young Lilith wasn't funny or about history or anything like that. She was a driven young girl who wanted to be the best witch she could. She wanted to be the top of the class. She took pride in her effort and success. She had ambition and was more serious than her sister.

And now she's a complete joke. A complete joke that claims to have been bad at her job, even though she seemed so happy anytime she was inspiring people, mentoring them, seemed more than competent if not just amazing. She was the head of the Emperor's Coven and she seemed to deserve that position.

And then they did literally nothing with her in regards to that. There is a slight nod to the concept of her wanting to strike back at Belos for the lies and damage he'd done to her but it's instead framed as just a prank and kindness to Eda. Because that Scrying Spell should have been the start of her real arc. Her wanting to get back at the man who wasted so much of her life and learning that devoting one's self to only a single goal is unhealthy no matter what.

Personally, I still wish Lilith had harnessed Luz's anger about the petrification, the coven system, Belos, etc. and helped her be a rebel LOOOONG before Hollow Mind. Trying to be her new mentor in how to take down Belos and possibly corrupting Luz with her own anger and fixations until something goes wrong and both are taught to be more reasonable. To actually lean on others. To not only fixations.

Or, I dunno, we could entirely ignore the fact that Belos tried to murder three of them and wants into the human realm and instead just focus on a bad but sad boy who's now a main character instead of the SISTER OF EDA AND NOW REDEEMED VILLAIN LILITH.

When people tell me more time would have made the show better, shit like this makes me go, "No," because the writers had no focus, no idea of how to actually follow up their plot or character hooks and it's just a complete, fucking mess.

A mess that makes me very sad because focus could have made it so much more amazing than it was. Could have made it rival Avatar. But I guess you wouldn't get "Cool Aunt Lilith" so who am I to complain?

[nlghtbabe]

2024 American politics rant (skip if you want)

I honestly cannot fathom how we are at this point. I'm trying to stay positive and optimistic and have hope. But some days I just feel so defeated and angry. It makes ZERO sense how the election race is this tight. No sense at all. DJT is a unhinged lunatic, he lies about everything, talks out of his ass, and seeming has no clue what is actually going on in the country. He cozies up to dictators. anything on the media that portrays him negatively is fake news, he downplayed covid, he led an insurrection against the united states to try and install himself as a dictator, he is responsible for roe v. wade being overturned. he tried to have his former vice president killed. He was given millions of dollars from his daddy and went bankrupt 6 times. He has no plans for healthcare or immigration. he in unqualified and already shown himself to be a terrible leader. he makes up fake lies and dismisses any evidence brought before him, claims grand conspiracies against him with no proof. he was convicted on 34 felony charges. he has never denounced the white supremacists that support him and spread hate. HOW IS HE EVEN STILL A CANDIDATE? WHY ARE PEOPLE SUPPORTING HIM! HE IS AN ACTUAL THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. It doesn't make any sense that he was even allowed to run again. It doesn't make any sense that he isn't in prison right now. I just watched the debate and and thrilled that Kamala did so well and made DJT look like a fool. That brought me up. But knowing that the race is still extremely tight and that people are dug in and will never change (regardless of the facts set before them) is just extremely worrisome. We have an actual cartoon villain criminal who co-opted the republican party. the moment he is called out and directly asked about J 6th and if he would've done anything different and he claims that it wasn't his fault, he had nothing to do with it is just so incredibly aggravating! How is it that there are so many people that can't see how blatant, stupid, and corrupt he is? I feel like i have been taking crazy pills since the 2016 elections. How did we get here? how are we still here? like i said i am still trying to remain positive and optimistic. But it sooo hard when you see your fellow Americans so divided and filled with hate and contempt for each other. it's also extremely saddening to see how close the race is... still. HOW!? I don't get it. I feel like i'm going insane. The republican party has gone off the rails, our supreme court justices are openly corrupt, biased, and dishonest. Sometimes it just feels like there isn't any hope. I do feel somewhat confident that if Joe Biden can beat DJT, Kamala should have an even better shot. I just can't stand the uncertainty. I don't want to give up and I don't want others to give up. There is always hope, it's just hard to see it sometimes. I really want this country to get back on it's feet again. I want our political leaders to work on solutions for bettering the lives of the american people. I want them to stop attacking each other all the time and try to work together and compromise. Fingers crossed for a better America. and soon.

[maguro13-2]

Legacy of Shinra Reboot ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Chapter 1 Remake Finale (3/10) ~

Seto : So...You think this is the solution that we're talking about?

Solva : Looks suspicious to me. Don't what were after, but we gotta get to the moon.

Espio : These girls always kicking our asses, but there's always a huge understanding. Thank goodness we had to put Metal Sonic into jail for committing these cries, if he would've gotten away with everything, he would've destroyed with our meddling selves. All he ever wanted was to beat him fair and square. How could a robotic doppelganger get away with everything for these crimes did not commit.

Charmy : Well, there was various crimes he committed during the game's events. Let's see. Metal Sonic impersonated himself as Eggman, stealing data from both Chao and Frog, destroying the ruins of Seaside Hill, taking over a city, illegally owning Casino Park, attempted to start uprising by using the Egg Fleet at Bullet Station, and what was the last thing ever did.

Seto : He invaded my master's property, the robots at the Reaper's Castle were his servants and it's guis, they worked so hard to protect the castle that we were keeping an eye out. But thanks to rebellious, Grim helped my advice on taking Sonic's robotic doppelganger down and even had to put him into commission. Pleading guilty on his crimes for everything he tried to destroy Sonic and his friends. But thanks to you guys, That robot is now finally brought to justice.

[Strange Guys by Hideaki Kobayashi]

Seto : Such a trio of detectives who were easily to find out truth before the Gizoid invasion started. Right now, a new Gizoid as emerged and is willingly.

Vector : Hey, haven't we seen you before.

Espio : You are the girl residing at the reaper's castle.

Seto : That's right. I don't make any charades just doing business with you.

Charmy : So yeah, we heard about everything.

Espio : These incidents were definitely Eggman's fault, he had never conessed any crimes to these matters.

Seto : You think that this is too easy for you? I mean he tried to destroy anything with the power of Jewels I never thought that ancient robot from Mobius's past would be the only machine to die. I do robots die like that, do they even have a soul for that?

Solva : And just to be sure, I hope that suits you well, because if a robot does have a soul, then robot really needs a soul. Souls are important and are part within the hearts of all.

[Theme of Koco by Tomoya Ohtani]

Espio : Well, the Ancients that arrived on our world warned about the emeralds powers. The seven emerals contains the powers of two forces of the greater goods, positive and negative powers, yin and yang. That's right, These Emeralds were used for machines and not for destruction and therefore Yin is the source of the negative energy of the emeralds and it could lead to mobius for death, destruction, and even omnicide. These villains were not born to carry out destruction, neither is death. But in terms of they, they were using emeralds in many attempts to put an end to Mobius so that The End would proclaim victorious, the Mobians of Influence has led everyone astray from the truth by calling these being Gods of Mobius. They hid the truth from Tikal, Grim, and others to the public eye.

Seto : Yeah, It's what I thought. So then...these monsters...I don't believe this! The powers of the emeralds were merely balanced to Yin and Yang the entire time! Why didn't I thought of this before?

Solva : So you see, guys. You did stumbled upon truth from Master Grim, Grim monitored everything in the situation over Sonic's world, right?

Espio : Exactly. Heroes and villains like us wanted to maintain the balance of the Emeralds in order to keep Mobius safe at hands, but we continue to struggle in the forces of Yin and Yang over and over again.

Seto : Is that the reason the leader of the Knuckles Clan aggressively attacked Angel Island it's because they have a desire for power?

Espio : Yes, power for destruction! Chaos keeps the emeralds at bay with the positive energy of Yang, but Pachacamac on the other hand wanted to steal the emeralds for the negative energy of yang. Pachacamac wanted to steal emeralds for power, just like the humans that started the massacre on the Space Colony Ark and attempt to annihilate eggman for the monopolization of political power.

Seto : But G.U.N Commander abused his power to not only Sonic, but Shadow himself.

Espio : Right, it's because of that alien Gerald contacted 50 years ago. Shadow had daddy issues with the alien leader that is responsible for the ARK's massacre.

Seto : All of that for the sake of a bad father figure. From Gerald being the world's greatest scientist to an insane that committed crimes against humanity.

Espio : With you and Grim's help, we will able to maintain the forces of Yin and Yang, restore balance to Mobius and Grim's position. But eventually, everything will go up in smoke and prove the Mobian reaper that he could maintain the balance of Yin and Yang. That's why we are trying to keep Mobius safe from harm.

*Cellphone ringing*

Seto : And that's real world's finest. But that's a great story, definitely not bogus. You should make yourself the head of a screenwriter. I gotta important phone, it's master Grim.

*phone beeps*

Seto : (taking to phone) Moshi Moshi! Oi, Master! It's been a while since we started gathering information about the whereabouts around the Real World. So how's everything going and--

Darkside C on Phone : I know where you are and I will meet you in person, no matter what the costs.

Seto : Oi, master. Is your voice okay? You seemed sounding like a little robotic with a voice change.

Solva : Umm, Solva. I believe there is someone literally talking on the phone and i know that there is a Darkside over who is literally on a giant cellphone.

Seto : Huh? How did you know...?

Solva : I can see it, right there?

Seto : *in shock*

*DBZ SFX : Surprise*

Vector : What the--!? Where did that thing come from? Espio, do you know what is it?

Espio : How did it get here? Radar hasn't been picking it up from that creature over there.

Charmy : That thing is huge! I wonder if this is a setback from Kingdom Hearts!

[Anubis (Impossible) - Maki Kirioka]

Seto : ...No way...That's another Darkside?

Solva : That is Darkside C, Seto. It is another heartless that was made with the elements of all three hearts combined into one. Rumors has it that someone has been combining the energy of three kids to create that monstrosity.

Seto : Darkside C, you say? That thing is Darkside C? Nobody even remembered him, how did it get here somewhere?

Solva : It's probably from somewhere across the globe.

Darkside C : Sorry for any intrusions, but I have greetings from my master and creator.

Seto : Master who's the master?

*Darkside Death appears from the holographic screen*

Darkside Death : (snickers) Servants of Grim the Hedgehog, true Grim Reaper. I am Darkside Death, but you can call Lord Death as you pleased. I am the founder and owner of the Death Weapon Meister Academy organization. I don't care if you outsiders get in our way of maintaining the public order or even my creator's legacy. Our goal to make this world a better place is to exterminate those who are heartless and those that are containing the powers of evil energy called Darkness. But it is indeed that I was the only one who is in charge of controlling the Ohkuboverse. This is a gift for all of those who live in Real World AU.

Solva : Seto, that other heartless, that's the charlatan Master Grim was talking about. We've known him somewhere before, he's that heartless created by Shinra a long time ago.

Seto : What? So that faker is behind those Philistine attacks. The Evil forces were only a diversion orchestrated to lure out his creator Shinra.

Solva : Yeah, a Philistine. I can't believe that Maka Albarn and the others were only slaves to a heartless that demands power to this world? Yeah, He's just not our cup of tea.

Seto : That's what they'll ever get from us when they hear about this.

Darkside C : So now, in an addition to my advantage, I'd like you to meet the DWMA's top secret weapon. This one here that I sent to you is Darkside C, a heartless contain the powers of three hearts of youths that combined their efforts into one, all powered with the profound reaches of Darkness itself, the Ohkuboverse's ultimate weapon.

Espio : This is insane! Nobody has summoned this heartless before, was this all of Ansem's doing?

Charmy : What a Philistine!

Vector : That two-timing backstabber! Shinra has us fooled that easily!

Seto : Why you giant big oaf! How dare you messed with us and Real World AU with your so-called listening! You think you just wanted to make our world a better place for a heartless being like you. Yeah, right. I don't believe in Philistines like you all the time.

Darkside Death : With this power, this creature made by the hearts of three youths will have the power to destroy and despise witchkind. All thanks to the brilliant minds of Master Xehanort.

Seto & Solva : Master Xehanort!?

(Scene changes)

Shinra the Devil Chaos : No...It can't be...Death...Is it really you? After all years, you haven't changed a bit. No, you look different, How can I created a new God like you when you became that just to show your face, on a torso. How can I create something stupidly, I created you to protect the benefits of mankind, but you eventually revealed yourself and demand that I realize Inca was the originating Witchkind itself. How did this all happened, Oh I have been such a fool. I created a new world full of hope and I realize that my tale had been retcon when the Time Eater scolded me after I created a heartless like him. *grunts*

*DBZ SFX : Falling down*

[Elise's Tears by Tai-Hey]

Shinra the devil Chaos : *grunting with frustrating* What have i done...?

*images flashing rapidly*

Shinra the Devil Chaos : Where did I go wrong?

*images flashing rapidly*

Shinra the Devil Chaos : ...(outburts) WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DOOOOOOOOONE!?!

*DBZ SFX : Surprise*

Shinra the Devil Chaos : Angel Vibe...I'm sorry. I failed to use the light to bring hope for the Ohkuboverse. I failed to bring back peace to this world. I wasn't able to make a future about my legacy. My whole life has been a lie.

Angel Vibe's voice : Don't fret yourself with despair, child. You are given with the only gift that will bring hope to your future, a single light will fill a heart to shine with hope. You are the only one who could ever find true love. That is what you truly wished for.

Shinra the Devil Chaos : Iris...

Iris : Shinra-Kun. Ganbare...Shinra-Kun.

*Images flashing rapidly*

Shinra the Devil Chaos : *roars in frustration*

*DBZ SFX : BIG Aura+Powering up*

*FWOOOSH!*

(a mysterious man in a cloak appears)

Xemnas : So, boy who created the world of Soul Eater. You have shown true purpose and yet your emotions are still engraved with the ones you hold dearly. But you regained the conscious of your memories that will unlock the secrets of your past, present, and future. But despite your frustration, you would return to your normal human self, and with that, you will seek what the future holds.

(scene goes black)

Shinra the Devil Chaos : I will put an end to my foolishness once and for all! Whether you like it or not!

~ Scene 20 : Reunion and Retribution ~

[lexxiie]

Hi lexxiie, I love your fics so much. How about getting married to the BNHA boys (villains)?

Please and thanks.

When You Marry Them

afdskkjfskslk I can tRY. Listen, I can't picture any of the villains wanting to get married. Especially Touya and Kai, idk why. (I do know but I won't tell you). We can assume they found someone who is worth changing their ideals for, though. (thanks for the kind words, btw)

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Featuring: Dabi | Shigaraki | Overhaul | (bonus) Hawks.

TOMURA SHIGARAKI

He's a bit too anxious when the day arrives, to be honest.

He never saw himself getting married at all.

So this is kind of a surprise to him more than to anyone else.

He's quite worried about you, though.

What if he becomes a new version of his father? The thought makes him sick.

He has tried to be better ever since he met you.

But he still doesn't know if he's doing it right.

He kind of asked you to marry him out of impulse.

But when he dared to imagine his life without you, he realized he had made the right thing. It's still weird, though.

He can't see himself as someone who deserves all of this happiness, or a normal life with you. But he also doesn't want anything else.

I don't think he would want a huge event or anything of the sorts. He would prefer something private.

You see, to him, deciding to marry you means that he loves you and wants you by your side forever. Not a pretentious party.

If you do want a pretentious party, he could consider it, though.

Still, the fact that he wants something small doesn't mean he doesn't care. He cares a lot, that's why he wants this moment to be just for the two of you.

I imagine he would want to get married after beating AFO's ass, so he would not want you to take his last name. I don't think he'd want you to take Shimura either, to be honest.

He. Would. Cry.

He tries so hard not to.

But after so many years of being lonely, he can't believe he finally will have someone as his forever. The man is in love.

DABI | TOUYA TODOROKI

Another guy who thought he would never get married.

Actually, he thought he would be dead by now, how surprising, huh?

He's happy he's not dead, though. Otherwise, he wouldn't have met you.

He thought about proposing too many times, always deciding he wouldn't.

He's endeavor's son. He can't be a good husband, and he obviously isn't a good person. You can do better.

But the thought of you with someone else makes him light up in flames. Literally.

Remember I said Tomura proposed out of impusle? This man proposed out of impulse, impusle.

He was just staring at you one day and went like "Marry me." bRO??

No ring, no nothing. He did get a ring afterwards, though.

I picture this happening after little Shouto saves him, so Rei would demand a big wedding for her firstborn. If it was up to Touya, it would've been something small.

She thought her son was death and she'd never get to see him getting married, so having the opportunity makes her very emotional.

He wants to cry SO BAD when he sees you walking down the aisle, but he forces himself not to because he doesn't want to ruin the moment with blood coming out of his skin.

He looks so hot in a suit.

Listen, all of this isn't really his style, but he's willing to do it all for you. Pulling some semblance of a man is everything he had been doing since he met you.

He has no problem if you don't want to take his last name, but he would really like it if you did. It would boost his ego, besides, the idea of indroducing you as Ms. Todoroki makes this scary, dangerous man, feel butterflies in his stomach.

He is gonna do his best to be someone you deserve.

OVERHAUL | KAI CHISAKI

Listen, I feel like he's quite a traditional man.

He couldn't see himself getting married anytime soon, but he hoped he would one day.

When he realizes he loves you, he just knows it. He knows he wants to marry you.

He doesn't do many things out of impulse. Actually he rarely does things out of impulse.

He planned the proposal step by step.

I have mentioned this before, but even though I don't think he's a corny man, he is very romantic, like, in a formal way.

He wanted everything to go perfectly. Roses, a nice ring and a great speech. He never disappoints.

When it comes to the wedding, this man has a great taste. He would want a small, but very elegant event. Mostly because he wants an excuse to see you in a wedding dress. and then taking it off.

The thought of dancing with you is very important to him as well.

The last name. He won't force you to do anything you don't want to, but he will be extremely displeased if you don't take his last name. He is a bit possesive and would love to call you Ms. Chisaki.

He is a great husband. Seriously.

You are the most important person in his life. You are his priority.

Honor is a big deal to him, so his wedding vows are an oath he won't break. His word is his most valuable possession, and he gave you his word of loving you forever.

He just knows he found the best thing that'll ever happen to him, and he's not planning on letting go.

HAWKS | KEIGO TAKAMI

He always wanted to get married.

And he wanted to marry you since the moment he saw you.

He's a passionate guy, you know?

I feel like he would ask you to marry him multiple times and you'd say no each time.

You just felt like he wasn't being serious because of how casually he would ask.

But you also thought that even if he was serious, he probably wasn't thinking it through.

He did. Since the very first time. My man has perseverance. I would be lying if I told you it didn't hurt him every time you rejected him, but he had it clear in his mind that he only wanted to be with you. So he kept asking.

Until the marvelous day arrived. You finally said yes.

Keigo acts like a puppy whenever he gets excited, so imagine him jumping around and hugging you, and kissing you... He's very intense.

But you wouldn't want it any other way.

He wants a huge party.

He is proud of himself for getting you to say yes, he has to show his beautiful partner off.

This guy would definitely cry without even trying to hold back.

You don't have to, but please, please, pleaseee take his last name. You can put it after your own, he doesn't mind. He just wants you to have a piece of him with you.

He would definitely want to have a family with you, but the thing he cares the most about in his life, is you. If you don't want kids, he doesn't care. He only needs his wife to be happy.

He is such a considerate, loving man. Probably the best guy you could marry in the whole world.

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[fyodorslave]

So we all know Gojo is a cheating whore right? Can I plz request Gojo cheating on a crazy sorcerer reader who goes ham on his cheating ass? I’m talking they beat him up, fuck his house/car up, cuss him out, and just basically make his life a living hell. And they can get through his infinity. How would Gojo react to this?

Cheating! Gojo x Reader

💌message to anonymous: I haven't really written anything like this before, so it may be a bit abstract, but I'll attempt to include the essence of your request.💌

tags; cheating, slight angst, violence, gojo slander, sexual implications🙏🏽

It doesn't matter that he said he's a changed man, doesn't matter that his best friend stayed up, reassuring you that he isn't interested in any other women besides you. The antagonising phone you held in your hand said otherwise; a video, a sex tape of a mystery man and women fucking. The distinguishable white hair -like none other- was enough to reinforce your doubts of your own boyfriend screwing another female. Did he really think barely being in the frame would help cover his affair? The scars on his torso were much too familiar, serving as a grim reminder that he was never truly faithful to you.

The shirt you got him for his birthday was discarded to the side like trash, reflecting your tender feelings he has thrown in the bin along with your dignity. The shirt that performed as evidence to fracture his lies that he would've rehearsed. "This was before we started dating, y/n, you know I wouldn't do that to you." You wanted to laugh, you wanted to scream. You felt emotions but you don't know which. Was it sadness? Or was it anger? All you knew was that you hated him with each fragment in you, you wanted him at your feet, failing to hold onto his nobility, just as he had you all these months.

Diving headfirst, you get into your car, gripping the steering wheel as if it were the villain in a lovers romance. The only antagonist in your story was Gojo, someday you'll be able to forgive yourself for falling for his antics, but you wouldn't be able to forgive him; not after living in painful lies. Pulling into his driveway, you get out the car, staring with rage at the massive house infront of you. You wonder how many girls he's snuck into here, how many girls left with panties in their fists while cum dripped down their legs. You could only bare empathy for them, you saw them as another fool who was toyed with by the man behind the large door. On the behalf of all the people the womaniser deluded, you decided to humble him once and for all.

A simple fist slammed onto the bonnet of his new car, was enough to shatter the main engine of his new Mercedes he had been bragging about. 'This damn car' you thought, how many times had it helped him drive away with his fibs? Walking towards the main entrance, you tug on the door handle a few times, much to your avail, the door was left open, exhibiting his disdainful open floor plan. You walk inside, looking at the scenery which had captivated many elated memories of your relationship with Gojo, memories from the time you were oblivious to the fact that it wasn't only home to your reminiscence.

You notice two empty glasses of wine by the sink. 'she must've already left' you think. The room was cold, letting you know that the air conditioning was turned off a few minutes ago. Without attempting to be stealthy, you re-walk the familiar routes of Gojo's house, navigating your way through like the back of your hand. Without caution, you slam open the doors, trying to find where he awaits. The loud bang of the door resonating off the abused walls, were enough to catch the attention of the whole neighbourhood.

"The hell?" a deep voice, laced with sleep, a voice so dear to you, resounded a few meters back. You turn around, glaring at the owner of the voice. His messy hair, and lazy attire pointed out that he had just gotten out of bed. A bed that wasn't only reserved for the two of you. "Oh I'm sorry, did I disturb you?" the repulsively fake kindness and bitter-sweet pout you offered him, was an easy indicator that you did not care less about his sleep. Gojo rubbed his eye with one hand, while the other adjusted the collar of his white singlet. "And what's up with you?" His guilt-free words provoked you further. How could he talk to his girlfriend with such normality, right after he hooked up with someone else?

You grabbed the first thing within arm-reach- in this case, a ceramic vase on your right, which fragilely held flower unbeknownst to you. You chucked the frangible object at his feet, listening to the satisfying hum of the clay shattering into irredeemable pieces. Gojo took a step back in surprise, eyes widening at your sudden outburst. The initial shock in his eyes, were soon clouded by pure annoyance. The last thing he needed was his 'girlfriend' creating a scene at 1 in the morning.

"The fuck is wrong with you y/n?" You asked yourself if his voice was ever this rough with anyone else. Without second guessing, you launch forwards, landing a square punch to his jaw. You knew his guard would be down, out of all things, he wouldn't have ever imagined your next move to be this. "You. Damn. Jerk!" You punctuated you words with each hit. His power was intangible, useless when fighting against you. Your elbow was able to inflict damage to his nose with such ease. Without having to be ceased by his infinity, you land a swift roundhouse kick to his side. Gojo loses his balance, hitting the ground cruelly. Shock and apprehension darkened his consciousness. Unsettling emotions stirred within him, he was strong, even without his infinity. Stronger than you. So why? he wondered. Why couldn't he fight back? Maybe it was because he still cared about you; cared too much to hurt you. Or maybe it was the lack of care he had to waste his energy over something trivial. Whatever irksome emotion it was that he was feeling at that moment -being struck to the ground by his girlfriend- he knew he deserved it, every bit of it. God, he was a terrible person, and he knew it.

"Go fuck yourself, Gojo Satoru." Your harsh voice -filled with nothing than resentment for the man who had betrayed you- hurt him more than any attacks. Lifting your leg, you push his head brutally onto the floor. The marble floor around him, cracked at the significant force of your cursed energy. Your foot held him in place as you looked down at him as if he were an abandoned piece of rubbish. (why does the reader remind me of chuuya😭) This moment was spent taking in his appearance. His bloody nose, bruised cheek, busted lip; this could arguably be the worst Gojo had looked in years. You didn't fail to notice his ripped shirt revealing the fresh hickeys littered across his collar bone. You didn't feel like crying, you weren't going to fall onto your knees, begging him to tell you what you lacked. You couldn't pity him, after how he treated you, he deserved worse.

Gojo had never felt so vulnerable, he still wasn't able to work out whatever he was feeling. No one had ever looked down on him this way, even after his exes caught him having affairs; they would always cry to him, acting like he was the victim, asking him what they should do better, pleading him not to leave. He was shocked to say the least, he didn't know you were capable of being so cruel. Atlas, Gojo wasn't aware that he was the only barbaric one in the relationship.

You take this moment to reflect on the bad memories of your relation, like the time you weren't able to sleep for days, and all he asked was why you weren't wearing make-up. Or the time he asked if you gained weight because you looked chubbier in his favourite dress. You pitied yourself for being treated so badly, an incomprehensible part of you was glad he cheated. "Die a thousand times Satoru, die and go to hell." You glance at the familiar room around you, upon closer examination, you realise the happy memories in this place weren't happy impressions at all. And for once, you were glad to leave him with the lonely reminders of your relationship.

💌 MAN. I'm sorry, I know this is not what you wanted at all. I knew that if I made the reader TOO crazy, like burning down the house and all, I would've made it really cringy, cause that's doesn't agree with my writing style at all😭, I apologise. I hope you still liked it though😁! 💌

[hot-wiings]

The One Where Katsuki Bakugo Gives You A Priceless Gift For Christmas. Alternatively, The One Where [Y/N] [L/N] Buys Her Boyfriend A Joke Gift. 

Edited: 12-1-2020

The fire crackled as you walked into the entertainment room of the rented cabin you were staying in. It was nice, it had a fairly well fireplace that kept the entire cabin warm and it had relatively spacious rooms. It was supposed to be a nice romantic getaway from the city, Christmas in a rustic cabin. An escape from your busy lives as heroes, an escape from work, villains, and responsibility. You were sure Katsuki would have been enjoying his time with you had he not been so annoyed.

Last-minute Mina and Denki found out about your plans, she and he wormed their way into getting invited. It wasn't like you had a real reason not to let them tag along, it was a three-bedroom cabin, and you weren't going to tell them they couldn't come because you planned on getting railed on the holiest holiday of the year. You end up inviting them and Eijirou, much to Katsuki's displeasure.

You made a quick way around the presents on the floor as you reached the love seat next to the fireplace. Katsuki had woken you up and gave you specific instructions to get two cups of coffee and preserve the good couch for the both of you before 'those damn extras' get another chance to ruin his holiday.

You were glad you got the desired couch before Mina or Denki could. It was right by the fire giving you a toasty feeling, but you knew halfway through opening presents you would be curled up against your boyfriend, receiving his heat instead.

"You get the good seat?"

"Yup!"

Katsuki plopped himself down next to you into the two-person loveseat and took his coffee mug from your outstretched hand. He let out a soft grunt as he took some of the substance down his throat.

"I woke them up, should be out here once they dry off."

"I thought you were joking. I specifically told you not to throw snow on them."

"Since when do I listen."

"Santa's gonna give you coal for Christmas."

Your voice came out in a singsong voice, teasing him. He had no clue that you, in fact, did get him coal for Christmas. It was a joke gift that Mina convinced you to get him. The idea of your boyfriend opening coal was too enticing to turn down. To be fair, it wasn't like you didn't get him something else. The minute you're done opening gifts, Katsuki was going to get his real present in the bedroom.

"Speaking of gifts, you're never gonna beat the gift I bought you."

"Oh?"

"Fuck, you're gonna love your gift."

Katsuki placed a quick kiss on the side of your head before rummaging through all the gifts on the floor, looking for the small box he packaged up and wrapped months ago. He knew he wanted to give you this, he wanted to pop the question. He had been trying to pop it for months now but he couldn't find the right way, it had to be perfect. It was Eijirou who convinced him to just wrap it up for Christmas, but he hadn't counted on the two dumber individuals of his friend group to try and tag along on the trip, he also hadn't counted on you letting them tag along. Luckily he had Eijirou, shitty hair was supposed to keep dumb and dumber out of the room while he gave you this gift.

"Open it."

You caught the small box that your boyfriend tossed at you and smiled at him. You shook it slightly before taking a drink from your coffee and placing it on the table next to you.

"Katsuki, we've gotta wait for the others."

"Just open it, trust me. Before they come in."

"Fine..."

You bit your lip as you made work on the tape and peeled off the paper. You pulled a small black velvet box out of the wrapping and flipped it open. You pulled your hand up to your mouth in shock as you looked at the ring. It was gorgeous, and the diamond was huge. It must have cost a fortune. You looked over at Katsuki who had knelt to one knee and you couldn't help but smile. He was doing it, he was really doing it.

"[Y/N]. Every day with you is like waking up on Christmas. It's joyful, happy, and fuckin' fun. It's worth living. Do me the pleasure of marrying me."

"Oh my god, Katsuki... Yes, yes!"

You quickly slid the ring on your finger and examined it as Katsuki sat down on the couch next to you and wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you against his body.

"Told you I got the best gift... So what'd ya get me?"

Your throat went dry as you remembered your gift to Katsuki. He was going to kill you, as a matter of fact, you were going to kill Mina for having the idea in the first place. How could you give your boyfriend--fiance cole for Christmas, you couldn't, not when he just proposed with the biggest rock ever. You would look like such an ass.

"About that... I left your gift at home."

You scratched the back of your neck nervous as you tried to find the gift among the pile of gifts all your friends brought and placed under the tree making a mess of wrapped boxes.

"Don't be shy just cause' I got you something awesome. I know you grabbed it before we left the apartment, I saw you."

As Katsuki stood up to rummage through the gifts to find the one with his name scrawled out in your handwriting you panicked. He couldn't open that gift. At the same time, Mina walked in and spotted your ring. She could sniff these things out like a dog.

"Oh my God! Your hand! That rock! It's huge!"

"I know! It's Katsuki's Christmas gift to me, he proposed."

"I didn't know Katsuki could be so romantic! That's like the best gift ever. Oh! oh..."

You and Mina made eye contact with the same thought in mind. He could not open that gift or he was going to skin you both alive.

"Katsuki, just sit down. Wait your turn."

"No, I wanna see what you got me."

Without thinking you threw yourself onto Katsuki's back, wrapping your arms around his shoulder and chest region you made it hard for Katsuki to move. Mina was quick to jump into action and grabbed the gift but she froze as Katsuki tried shaking you off of him. He didn't know why you didn't want him to open the gift, but with Mina involved he desperately wanted to see what it was.

"Mina, do something!"

"I- I-"

Mina wasn't sure what to do. She couldn't just dispose of the gift, not especially after he saw it. Oh, but she could! Without a second thought, Mina threw the box on the floor and shot her acid on it.

You let go of Katsuki, thinking you were out of the woods but you thought wrong. You supposed you and Mina should have paid more attention to chemistry class in school, maybe then you'd know acid does not get rid of coal. It creates a chemical reaction, a chemical reaction that makes fire. Rapid, quick fire. It wasn't long before the fire spread over the house due to the carpeted floor. You and Mina felt embarrassed, red cheeks spread from your necks to your foreheads as Denki and Eijirou came rushing in and trying to put it out. It just kept spreading like lighter fluid. The damage was far too severe to put out so Katsuki just blew a hole in the wall creating an exit for you all.

"What the fuck was in that box."

You and Mina looked at your feet before she spoke up. Her voice came out quick, quick, and fast before she took off to her car.

"It was coal. Merry Christmas."

You never saw a car pull out of a driveway so fast, and you would've been amazed had you not been enraged over the utter betrayal.

"You got me fucking coal for Christmas?"

"Eijirou and I are just gonna leave... Uhm... We grabbed your keys, congrats on the engagement, and merry Christmas."

Eijirou and Denki were quick to get to their car and left. Cowardly traitors. They were all leaving you to deal with a ticking time bomb, couldn't they at least stay until the fire department arrived.

"My God Katsuki! Look at this ring, it's so pretty! Aren't you glad I'm your fiance? If you think about it, burning a house down is nothing when you think about how I said yes."

Despite the fact you got him coal, despite the fact you started a fire and he was mostly going to have to pay for all the damage, despite the fact you were both barefoot in the snow, Katsuki laughed. Maybe it was because it's Christmas, maybe it was because he was happy you said yes--he knew he'd never find another soul like you, someone who put up with him and all his shit.

"You're lucky you're my fiance... We can call the fire department from the car. Let's go, if I speed we can make it home on time to have dinner with my mom, we can tell her the news."

Katsuki laced your hand with his and brought it up to his mouth to kiss your knuckles. He dropped your hand, turned around, and bent down slightly at the knees.

"C'mon, I'll carry you to the car."

You were quick to climb into your fiance's back for the second time that morning. With your face resting in Katsuki's neck and your arms tightly wrapped around his neck, you smiled.

"Hey, Katsuki?"

"Hmm?"

"I'm glad you proposed. I don't wanna burn a house down on Christmas with anybody else but you."

[whatamievendoingherern]

TALKING TO EXPLOSION BOY (BNHA)

Cat: Lil floof and if you squint, angst

Agender! Reader was nervous about their internship with Thirteen already, but throw in the sparky porcupine? Anxiety maxed out. But surprisingly, he just isn’t as explosive as usual. (Reader has a fire related quirk)

Y/N remembered when they first decided to try out for cross country.

It was the summer before 8th grade when they vowed to make themself into a person they could like. Their sister had given them a ride to the school, they’d retied their sneakers about fifteen times on the way, and they’d practically had a death grip on that poor plastic water bottle.

They’d been so nervous that they refused to get out of the car. They remembered knowing absolutely nobody on the team, feeling so socially inept because they hadn't talked to anybody all summer. It wasn't until their sister reassured them that they finally found themself unlocking the door.

That's what they thought internships were gonna be like.

But rather than the hellish experience their middle school self endured, it was quite different.

They chose to intern with Thirteen to learn how to use their quirk in rescue scenarios. Thirteen, who they’d recently learned went by xe/xyr pronouns, was a pretty nice person, who took their wall of awkwardness and formality into consideration.

Y/N was finally letting the wall drip down a bit, allowing Thirteen to see their real personality. And the acceptance was nice.

That's why they didn't really mind it when Thirteen said xe needed to drop by Best Jeanist's agency. Something to do with the author and plot lines.

So they followed Thirteen through the building, politely smiling at the passersby they happened to make eye contact with. The two stopped at a door in the building, pushing it open, and just like that feeling of finding someone you know in your home town, Y/N felt like they’d been smacked with frying pan.

Bakugo and Y/N made eye contact from both sides of the room, a silence as his hair sprung back to its normal state.

Oof.

If the rest of the Bakusqud were here, Y/N probably would've been able to sneak in a laugh under Mina, Sero, and Kaminari’s cackling, but alas that was not the case. And despite the self destructive ramblings of Y/N’s rather common mental breakdowns, they valued their life.

Best Jeanist sighed as though this weren't the first time this occurred, flicking his comb into his pocket. "Thirteen." He said in greeting. "What brings you here?"

"I just need to do some touch ups on the paperwork for the collab takedown we did last week. Turns out the villains quirk wasn't energy mutation." Xe replied, while Y/N suddenly begun to wish they had Hagakure's quirk instead as Bakugo’s eyes burned into their skull.

"Is that your intern?"

Uh oh.

"Yep," Thirteen said, pushing Y/N forward much to their dismay. "They’ve got quite the quirk."

Best Jeanist hummed in response, having been there in the stadium. He remembered sending them an invite to intern with him after the festival, but he supposed they were searching for something specific.

"You two are in the same class right?" Best Jeanist asked. Y/N stiffened as he acknowledged Bakugo's presence. Without waiting for a response, he carried on, "You two stay here. Thirteen, the reports in my office."

And despite every cell in their body yelling at the two to stay, the door closed behind the two leaving both Bakugo and Y/N in immediate discomfort.

Silence.

Y/N looked around the room at anything and everything except for Bakugo. They spotted a chair, the only other one in the room placed right across from the blonde porcupine.

With an internal groan, they shuffled over to the chair, sitting uncomfortably still as they pulled out their phone. They stared at the screen, pretending to be doing something while attempting to negotiate a ceasefire with the whatever deity above was listening.

Whatever I did to deserve this, I am so sorry. It'll never happen again, bro, just get me tf outta here rn before my soul skrrt skrrts from my body-

Oh no, now their nose was itchy. The temptation was there, but the risk of drawing attention was even greater. Were they gonna sneeze? Were there tissues in here? Jeez did hearts always beat so loudly? And what is up with the whole breathing thing? It sounds like there's gonna be a whole goddamn tornado-

"Hey. Depressed Flambé."

Y/N hesitantly looked up from their screen, wondering if they placed their funeral plans in an obvious enough location. Top left drawer of their dresser, beneath their will. Dang they forgot to write if they wanted red camellias or white camellias. Surely class 1-A would know they were a red camellias type of lad. And they had to change the song from "Thriller" to "E-Girls Are Ruining My Life", ya know, get with the times-

"I know you're avoiding me. Your damn phone isn't even on." Bakugo's brash voice said, and they suddenly felt like dropping an anvil on their head.

Y/N gave a smile that may as well have said, "I've been caught" and tucked the phone into their pockets where their hands could fidget out of view.

Silence.

Depressed Flambé, Y/N pondered.

They hadn't thought they had a nickname, they figured since they had barely interacted with him all year that they were in the clear.

Guess not.

Their thoughts and the room stayed radio silent for a bit before they hesitantly spoke up, "Trying out a new hair style?"

"Mention it to the rest of 1-A and I’ll kill you!" He barked defensively, huffing when he saw them flinch almost unnoticeably. "He won't let me patrol with him until I 'reform my appearance' or some bullshit like that."

Y/N nodded, though they didn't really see much difference. He was intimidating either way, one just made him look a little more idiotic. "Some bullshit sounds about right." Y/N replied, trying to let themself relax.

Bakugo seemed content with their response, and once again the two fell into silence. And just like a hand reaching out, they felt their voice wanting to come out, to keep talking, but maybe he didn't want to. Maybe it'd be better to take the chance and have no regrets later? But what if he just told them to shut up? They probably would never get over that. It was probably best if they-

"How's your internship?" Bakugo asked, clearly uncomfortable with asking the question. He wasn't even making eye contact which was supposed to be Y/N’s thing.

By the author's grace, was this the power of those behind the divine fourth wall?

"It's good!" Y/N said, a little too quickly for their liking.

Stupid social anxiety.

"Um, Thirteen's trying to teach me how to use my quirk in rescues." They added slowing their words, before their voice lowered into a murmur. "I just kind of wish I knew that they don't really teach fighting techniques."

"Well why don't you teach yourself?" He asked.

Why do you have such good hearing, they thought. "I mean I tried a while ago, but I wouldn’t know where to start."

"Is the phone you were using to avoid me just for show or can you actually use it? Just look some up or walk yourself to a library."

OML THIS IS A HISTORICAL MOMENT HE GOT THROUGH A SENTENCE WITHOUT CURSING OR INSULTING ANYBODY IM SO PROUD OF YOU, BRO, WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION- "I guess that make sense." Y/N replied, sheepish but surprised.

They really thought it would be like that first day at cross country. Like everyone would be looking at them, judging them, ostracizing them. But it was all their head, just as it was then, just as it was now.

There was a gap of (you guessed it) silence, but this time it was less awkward, more...comfortable.

"It's too bad, Best Jeanist, isn't what you thought he would be." Y/N said.

He hummed in response.

"It seems more like he's trying to change you than train you." They thought aloud.

"It's annoying. I wish he'd finish this damn haircut, so I can skip to the fun part, and kick somebody’s ass."

Y/N snorted audibly. "If it's about getting it to stay, I think I can help."

Bakugo raised an eyebrow, which before may have had them thinking they were on his kill list, but now not so much. "You do hair?"

"I mean, I take care of mine almost every morning, and I'm pretty good with gel at this point so why not?" They shrugged.

"Hurry up then, I don't want to have to do this for any longer than I have to."

"Your hair is surprisingly soft."

"Shut up, Flambé!"

"Seriously, what conditioner do you use?"

"I WILL BLOW YOU UP RIGHT NOW!"

•••

"Thanks for stopping by Thirteen, it's been nice." Best Jeanist said, as the two stepped out of his office.

Thirteen replied. "No problem. See you around."

The two turned to the other duo and though neither visibly shown it, the surprise remained present.

"Did you do his hair?" Thirteen asked in mild confusion.

Best Jeanist was past the point of mere confusion, he was borderline baffled. "You fixed it?!"

Y/N tucked away a comb granted by the author, "Magic."

"Are we gonna patrol now or what?" Bakugo asked, a grin tugging at his lips.

Even though it looked borderline evil, Y/N was still pretty proud they made him smile. Even if he looked like he was about commit a homicide.

A/N Feel free to hit me up via anything if you have any requests. Whether it’s headcanons, scenarios, or different pronouns lemme know! I really like writing these and wanna make everybody feel ✨comfy✨💕

[crystalelemental]

(Unova VA anon) I am back! Sorry for the delay, timezones and all that. So. My first misgvings is, just like you, the little role they gave to both Hilda and Rosa, especially Hilda, since SHE is the one with a SS here (and Rosa should be the B2W2 protag, so what gives?). I also admit I rolled my eyes at the "two Kyurems, two heroes" thing, but whatevs. The biggest offender however is the lack of the Gym Leaders or simply Cheren/Bianca. Unova is supposed to be a coral narrative about many (1/?)

THOUGH they had no qualms doing it for Kanto, Johto and Hoenn. It's appalling. About what you said on not being anything truly new, I agree, but I also think it' 'cause they're very aware that Unova is renowed for its good plot (a rarity for a mainline game, only Galar and (2/?)

Maybe Alola come close and even then its executions are lackluster), so they likely don't want to alienate fans. Ghetcis, tho, I am glad he keeps losing without any grace whatsover. Get rekt, b*tch. (3/3)"

No worries, you're good. Gonna respond under the cut again.

God, you're so right. BW was the first game to really bring the Gym Leaders to prominence and give them significance, and having none of them show up is a bit disappointing. Cheren and Bianca outright hurts. We could've gotten both of them over Rosa and Nate in this scenario, and maybe given the two of them alts as well. It would've been nice.

I do think Unova was in a rough spot just based on how much it did and how little it left to develop from. They couldn't go too far out of left field for things, but I do think that too little occurred with what was given. There's nothing stopping Ghetsis from pulling a completely different plan, but it's just...Kyurem again. I dunno. I think to a degree, the over-reliance on the region's legendary Pokemon is a thing all villain arcs suffer from. Every region, barring Kanto because they don't have many, has focused on legendary alts, and it locks things in a bit. Like, okay, Rayquaza and Deoxys focus, so I guess it's a meteor. Kyurem, Reshiram, and Zekrom, so I guess we're doing what we did before. To give Sinnoh due credit for what it did well, I think the idea of bringing in Darkrai, who was largely background for the main games, as a major force in Cyrus' plans allowed things to be interesting and new. And Johto's legends aren't strictly woven into the plot, so they had to focus on other aspects. Hoenn and Unova, to me at least, felt a bit less inventive because they still relied on the same legends to carry the story. This in spite of Genesect's presence, somehow.

It is funny to see Ghetsis get his ass beat. Talk shit, get hit. Or Head Charged. I don't know why Hugh's passive didn't activate in that cutscene but I imagine he's just waiting for Ghetsis to turn his back to use Head Charge. Not on Kyurem, mind. On Ghetsis' spine.

[fart-gate]

SG1

Season 6 episode 1

"REDEMPTION"

PART 1

Notes by me

- there's no previously in the show but I'ma do my own: DANIELS DEAD : /

- "thought they wanted to smoke a peace pipe" oh no

- yo it's my guy siler who says my favorite line of the whole show "incoming wormhole"

- like why are they looking at that worms hole. Leave him be

- when the iris is closed it looks like a butthole

- oh!!! Worm Hole!!!!

- sorry I'll stop talking about worm holes now

- "next" jack is already sick of everyone and everything

- area 51 calling to talk to SAM SPECIFICALLY makes her the hottest character on this show I don't make the rules

- no Daniel in the credits :( but it's the new guy!!! I can't wait to see if they haze him by leaving him alone on an unhabitable planet or something

- it's Jonas!!!!! I'm kinda glad he joined tbh he's honestly a really good guy and by that I mean he's not a villain

- I could be wrong tho

- stop the show right now. He's hanging out in Daniels lab listening to Daniels music and reading Daniels books and notes. Like this.

Alright I guess I'm in love with you now

-Sam taking the new kid on a vacation

- THE WEATHER CHANNEL 😭

- he has a heart breaking backstory i forgot He cant go back bc his people banished him

- "how do I know what color to wear?"

"we call each other every morning"

- very cool how Jonas has the title of The Guy That Showed Them Naquadria

- X302 plane

- wait. Wasn't the x301 the plane they almost died in. Is this a good idea guys

- rocket boosters?!?!?!?!

- they're trying to make a spaceship airplane

- jack walking into Hammond's office, seeing the colonel, and immediately turning on his heel

- a RUSSIAN??? NOT IN MY AMERICA!!!

- also Jonas is RIGHT there AND he's cute you get the best of both worlds

- "over my rotting corpse" he would be fired if this was in any way realistic. He would be shot on the spot

- the way Hammond is describing how much Daniel meant to the team. "A very beneficial viewpoint" 🥺😭😭

- Jonas wants the job so so so bad like he would suck anyone's dick to get this job

- he memorized all of Daniels stuff in only like 2 months????? "Can learn faster than the average human" we love a character with special abilities 👀

- also that alone makes him more qualified to be on missions than anyone they get from russia

- nooooooo the pain in his eyes when she says she doesn't see it happening. I am at war with sam

- we're down to bargaining with tealc now lol

- is it HIS dick he's gonna suck

- tealc: sits down at jacks table with a perfectly reasonable amount of food for someone with his weight height and stamina

Jack: ok lard ass

- if you need a fourth guy that badly youre willing to let a Russian on the team, I think you can consider the alien too

- also I love Jonas and tealc bonding over being from other planets. It's keeping me alive

- yo it's my man bratac!!!

- oh no his wife is sick. Idk how I feel about this they always get weird when they're together

- ok tell me why Jonas looks like a high schooler compared to the others. Like. Baby

- Jack refusing to accept that Daniel needs to be replaced

- also when he's walking with Sam . Hate to see him go but love to watch him leave

- Hammond NOT in the mood for shananagans today I can see it in his angry eyebrows

- hate how tealc gets treated like shit by his ppl even tho he literally saved most of their lives by being a deserter

- " the goauld do not trust their jaffa priests like they used to" hell yeah

- oh myfuck she's dead. Like his wife just died. She's dead

- this whole story about the gate not being able to close is a little boring I'm gonna be honest.

- damn tealc tough break

- his penis bulge when he's talking to ryac in the woods. I'm sorry it's staring at me

- damn ryac chill stop beating the fuck outta your dad homie if you weren't his son he would've taken you out at the knee caps in 3.2 seconds

- also what is this helping lol

- the signal Sam found is too consistent to not be something

- the fact that the naquada in the iris could explode at any given moment seems like a flaw in the blue prints for the gate. Can I get OSHA on the phone

- rip dryac at least you went out being burned like Darth Vader ✊😔

- ryac thinks he's weak bc of the mind meld with the goauld 😭 noooooo

- what an absolutely horrendous idea to sit RIGHT in front of the gate you gonna get halved by the kawoosh

- the hug 🥹

- NOT JONAS DRINKING FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN TO EAVES DROP

- RODNEY!!!!! Die

- I know that McKay is in the other show so like......im trying to like him but hoo boy

- anything Carter volunteers for Jack immediately does too

- ANUBIS plane?

- I don't trust this thing since Jack and tealc almost suffocated in space

- Sam and Jack matching outfits

- love Rodney being a bitch to Jonas and Jonas just being like Okay Sweetie ❤️ Anyway

- I'm losing it

- I really hope the books and notes that Jonas always carries around are Daniels and not his

- and I hope they all have Jonas little add on markings

- "phasers?"

"sorry, sir"

Jacks right they should attach a torpedo launcher or something just in case

- do they even know WHERE they're going

-this little thing is gonna go warp speed?????? Theyll get torn asunder

-asunder I say!!!

- mission failure bc of ONE SECOND

- Rodney vs Sam

Mean Mug championships

- jacks flirting technique

Step 1

Call her an egghead

Step 2

Marriage

- "you have a way of seeing things at their simplest" OOOOO HE NEEDS SOME MILK

- clap BACK motherfucker

- oh why is anubis a dementor

- "prepare to meet your doom"

"oh please"

Nothing phases jack anymore he's ready to fight dementors now, this is an average Tuesday to him

~

Tealc Whump: Ryac (his son) beats him with a staff weapon. Bloody face, noises

Listening to 🎶 Tell Me Why (Taylors Version) - Taylor Swift 🎶 for Jonas and his Big Feelings about being banished by his own people 😔 can't wait to see him become their child ❤️