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I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.
In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)
Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)
I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.
#ginger rambles#ginger chats about greek myths#Sorry for the quality of the quotes but I'm too tired to google a pdf vers of the Odyssey and then edit those so y'all are getting#my crunchy pictures from one of my physical copies of the book lol#it's reiterated multiple times that Poseidon doesn't want Odysseus dead too#he is literally just driving him mad on the ocean because that's what Odysseus condemned Polyphemus to by blinding him#Also there's no good way to mention this but the Odyssey starts#by Zeus lamenting how mortals blame all their troubles and miseries on the gods when that's just not fair#because the gods go out of their way to warn the mortals that will be saddled with the most wretched fates#and they ignore the gods and do whatever they want anyway LMFAO#It's a really smart way to tie in the whole Orestes plot that would have wrapped up in between Odysseus getting stranded on Ogygia#and Odysseus getting off of Ogygia#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#zeus#athena#odysseus#poseidon#the odyssey
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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hey, just as a btw, a fic or a series not uploading for a year doesn't mean its abandoned.
Sometimes the authors have shit going on, other wips, or! it just needs to sit and marinate for a bit. Collecting all the flavor and details it wouldn't have otherwise.
it's okay for updates to take a while.
And if you're impatient? Why not leave a nice comment telling us (the author(s)) what you love about the fic or series? say that you love it, and are "waiting eagerly for the next chapter" and/or that you "would love to see x or y happen because it would mean-"
This could be a new fandom vibe because of all the "i have to drop this while people are still interested" energy, but its not universal, and i don't believe its good for the fandom ecosystem.
Have patience, and have compassion. Remember that authors are human and these fics? (or comics, animatics, whatever) This is our art. We care about it just as much, if not more than you.
#fandom#this is because a bit ago a coauthor and friend of mine got an ask about our series and i had to take a step back#it had only been a few months! in which i had a depressive episode and more life complications#it felt bad y'all. hearing that i wasn't doing enough.#the tone was overall positive#but come on#asking for the notes about the series after only six months of us not uploading? actually it mightve been shorter#i think my coauthor uploaded more recently than i did#good things come to those who wait applies to you too.#sorry for getting all serious but this was seriously bothering me#and i finally have the words!
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someone has to have done this
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#what if x met y#i guess#i'm using this scene more as a template lol#please don't erm actually me about blade runner#i watch this movie bc the color grading is good#i have no emotional attachment to what is canon#art#gajinka#i'm so sad y'all can't see the bottom half of his design#i love that part#i have like half an hour left and i can easily say i preferred bottoms#i get why ppl like it but it's not for me lol#and that's ok
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Are you intending to talk all the way through this?
#my lady jane#myladyjaneedit#jane x guildford#janeford#myladyjanecentral#janefordarchive#userninz#chrissiewatts#usertina#userelliee#tusermira#mine*#yeah. YEAH!#like. she got with the programme QUICK#its all about the hands#she had multiple opportunities to shut him up and took them#her hair is so good i need a tutorial asap#took a creative license with the caption but y'all get the idea
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(Aroace Sonic Compliments pt 5)
To be clear, Sonic could not be more aware of how he sounds
#KNOX ART (me)#Aroace Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#miles tails prower#anxiety got me in a grip so y'all dont get any elaboration for this one#something about him acting egotistical to keep people from caring TOO much#good evening to all and to all a good fistfight <- deleriously tired
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You all hate Korra because she's short tempered, harded headed, and arrogant like that isn't why you love Zuko and Toph.
You guys only seem to hate thoese traits on a dark skinned woman and I feel like that's something you need to work through before you attempt to come at Korra because at this point your reasons for hating her are so constantly debunked and disproven that y'all just hate her because she's not Aang (you know the whole purpose of The Legend of Korra; to show us an avatar that isn't Aang)
#ive seen a lot of ppl talking about how Korra and Zuko have the same traits but Toph is never included in that convo#and idk if it's because her arrogance and hard headedness is like a good thing in the show#while zukos isn't#but I think you get the idea#y'all hate Korra for the reasons you love other characters#so you cannot claim you just hate those traits bc you clearly don't#tbh y'all just hate to see winners winning#get it? Cause winners love winning#ok i'll shut up now#atla#avatar the last airbender#the legend of korra#tlok#defending korra#tlok korra#avatar korra#legend of korra#lok#korra
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Wyll fans: Can Larian please just give Wyll a little more content with this new patch? Even just a few more voice lines would be fine-
Weirdos, without fail, literally every single time: WHY ARE YOU SO ENTITLED OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ADDING A DOZEN SUBCLASSES AND CROSS PLAY AND A PHOTO-MODE AND NEW ASTARION VOICE LINES IS SO MUCH EASIER ON THE DEVS THAN ADDING VOICE LINES FOR WYLL WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER SATISFIED WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES THE BLAND BORING GOODY TWO SHOES CHARACTER IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE
#wyll ravengard#like i'm sorry that people pointing out and getting upset about the treatment of the only black playable character#makes y'all so uncomfortable you start freaking out like this. but my guys and gals and nb pals you do NOT look good acting like this#go back to pretending to like Ast*rion as you replace all his lines with Wyll's and leave this discussion if this is how you're gonna act
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#carbono ship rambling ahead but...................................#really into the dynamic of omg the new fallen angel coworker at Hell is so cute and has no idea how really doomed we are#like...!!!!#(not saying Williams is Hell but the underdog team scraping in the mid field vs the high gloss ferrari life!! an adjustment!!)#so many options and tendrils for my rpf tinkering in the mind palace garage#both burned by rbr new coworker awkwardness to battle worn and weary together#Alex consoling Carlos after a number of consecutive finishes just outside the points and finding warmth in dreary weather ahhhhh#them cooking together!!! 😭🩵🩵 a Ghost-esque pottery scene around a golf swing!!#or bonding over pets or Carlos taking Alex on late night drives in a bittersweet ferrari#much to think about much to consider#and as a new(ish) fan still more for me to learn!!! Williams has much idk about yet#yayyy#anyways!!! I love hearing about more! excited to dive in#and don't get me started on then throwing in James ahhh the carvowles content has been dizzingly good too 😵💫🩵#our boss in Hell is really awkward but it somehow comes out immensely charming and there's a depth of sharp keen desire & ruthless knowledge#hmmm something something#fun to indulge in diabolical rpf imaginings while I gotta run to yet another work event!!! ahhh#potato gifs I should tag properly#carlos sainz#alex albon#carbono#autumn posts#brb y'all!! hope its a good day there!! or night or morning!! 🏙️🌃🌆
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#dynamic of all time
#mobius#loki#lokius#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#loki spoilers#it's about the bickering it's about the inherant chemistry of overlapping dialogue it's about the married of it all 🤌#ngl didn't really have time to gif today but#made partially to get the comparison off my mind partially for y'all who are still following me for gomens content bless your hearts 😂💖#not that it isn't much appreciated but all that's gonna be happening around here is more owen thirst than can be comprehended lmao#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#dianagifs#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#michael sheen#david tennant#owenwilsonedit#goodomensedit#marvel
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Can we please not fucking do the bullshit "if you still like [insert media here] after this news, you're a HORRIBLE person who hates victims and wants rapists to thrive" thing?
I'm a victim of several different types of abuse. I use stories to escape my trauma. Do not DARE tell me that something I got emotionally invested in BEFORE learning about the horrific things the creator did means I'm an awful person. You know who says shit like that? Abusive people. You know how I know that? Because that's one of the control tactics my abuser used against me.
Fuck all of you who are using this to play fandom police and feel morally superior to people who are struggling to come to terms with something horrific right now.
#Neil Gaiman#The Sandman#Sandman#Good Omens#Coraline#Princess Mononoke#op#can't wait to get anon hate about this#and to be clear#I hope Gaiman gets fucking bone cancer#but the fucking shaming I'm seeing in his tag#about how 'this isn't about your blorbos you pos!'#it's not helping anything#the only thing it's doing is making the people posting that#feel morally righteous#fuck that#y'all wanna help victims?#maybe consider idk not attacking randos online who are also probably victims
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tulip season 🌷🌷🌷
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#I thought about posting the non-baby version but#I just like this one better#so y'all get baby today
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Suki - Chimera Falin amv
I present before you: The Chimera Falin Edit.
#This took me like prolly 6 or so hours to do so feast well y'all and take ur meds and drink water#had to get in that “WOAH HEY” somehow#tiddies out for falin (and marcille she would love to see them)#anime watchers not finna get the uardlle joke but manga readers y'all BETTER LAUGH OR ITS BACK TO NO CONTENT.#if the manga readers dont laugh im never finna acknowledge them again and this will be their only acknowledgement from me good day /jjjj#if you caught the lesbian flag being in front of marcille at the end you are entitled to a kiss on the forehead and a membership to the +#farcille fanclub below#fun fact: I had to MAKE THAT FUCKING MARCILLE REACTION IMAGE MYSELF WHY WAS IT NOT ALREADY A THING#TOOK UP SO MUCH TIME.#also thank whoever reads the tags y'all are my favorite pookies#farcille#falin thorden#falin dungeon meshi#falin dunmeshi#falin touden#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#marcille dunmeshi#marcille dungeon meshi#marcille x falin#falin x marcille#chimera falin#falin chimera#faligon#dragon falin#delicious in dungeon amv#falin delicious in dungeon#marcille delicious in dungeon#oh also ig toshiro is here but i dont care about that man good night.#if you saw this last tag im literally giving you a kiss.
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There's a disabled angel in good omens 🥺
#listen im only in episode two and i know there's some drama going down but im focusing on this lol#i love that not only do they show the angel using a wheelchair and being ambulatory#but they also visibly show them miracling innaccessibility issues so that they Can still use the chair#instead of just getting rid of the disability#part of my is conflicted bc im like... there's disabilities in heaven? and that makes Me sad bc my disability is hell and painful as fuck#But getting rid of disability in fantasy is eugenist crap and showing that god made a disabled angel is a net good thing#while it personally makes me sad to think if there was a heaven i could still be in pain all the time#not all disabilites are bad and need to be cured we're a wide spectrum and we've been fighting for disabled rep esp in fantasy for ages#it's objectively good my personal feelings about my own disability aside#part of me thinks it's cliche to say 'you were made perfect' bc they're an angel But it's not we literally havent had this type of rep lol#anyways it made me happy to see#and im so glad it's a power chair user that's ambulatory it's important for abled ppl to see that#anyways y'all keep your drama and spoilers off my post im not far in and im only talking about this shoo#oh also!! love the fantasy hover chair they use in heaven specifically too i wish we had that it kicks ass#p
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y'all have eventually got to realize that kunikida's temper and attentiveness to his schedule aren't callousness, they're coping mechanisms. right. y'all have to eventually figure out that much over seasons + tens of chapters of him being so tender it would snap him in two if not for the order he's constructed around himself. y'all will inevitably pick up on that with how he approaches dazai and kyouka, especially, right? surely.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd kunikida#part of why studio bones adapted osamu dazai's entrance exam the way they did was to contextualize kunikida ahead of his reaction to kyouka#which is why it's so obnoxious that y'all get so stuck on atsushi being there#when the point is that it's because kunikida cares so much for atsushi that he's so hard on him regarding kyouka#atsushi is a spectre in kunikida's would be past because kunikida's past is a spectre in his relationship with atsushi#multimedia storytelling is SO good for things like this#but this post isnt about that#it's about how i still cant understand how people think kunikida is callous towards dazai#when he adores dazai so much that he intensively drills into atsushi the protocol should dazai ever actually nearly succeed in his attempts#dazai scares the hell out of kunikida#but kunikida cant let himself be rendered ineffective because of that so he constructs a version of it he knows what to do with#without freezing up#idk i just love kunikida#that's my man
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Madoka is the promise you won't turn from a child, full of hopes and dreams and the wish to save the world, into a bitter adult who just wants to hurt others and ruin people's lives
Madoka promised to be there for you to remind you of the person you wanted to be and to stop you from becoming what you sought to destroy
Madoka made that promise and became the very embodiment of it

#Moon posting#Feeling emotional about Madoka Magica all out of the blue and I'm making it your problem#IDK I saw a video in my YT reccs ranking Doremi toys and I really enjoyed it (sadly can't remember who it was)#So I went to check what other content the person had made and they had recently-ish done a blind reaction to Madoka#Didn't watch the whole thing just The Good Shit at like double speed (it was completely uncut and I wasn't in the mood for a full rewatch)#And god. The way the fucking ending to this series still makes me fucking sob like a baby EVEN WHEN WATCHING AT DOUBLE SPEED#I dunno what to tell you I really like that series. Like I just do. Madoka is Good Actually#IDK I feel like everyone has a lot of Opinions about the series and all I can say is that y'all are wrong and don't understand it#MADOKA ISN'T ABOUT BEING EDGY GRIMDARK TORTURE PORN!!! IT'S ABOUT HOPE!! AND DREAMS!! AND NOT GIVING UP!!#Y'all remember that post about how sometimes if you need to imagine Naruto encouraging you to help you get out of bed and brush your teeth#Then you imagine that dattebayo#And that is literally what Madoka is.#Except instead of self-care Madoka is there to stop you from being a toxic little dickweed and be nice to others#Sometimes you need to stop and ask: Would Madoka do that? Would Madoka say that? Would she be proud of me right now?#Don't ask me why I'm posting this it is 5 am I should be in bed man
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