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they seem to be very good friends!

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I don't remember if Logan makes fun of Wade's face in the movie? There's the thing about the toupée, but is there anything about his face?

If not, it's so cool that even though he hates him (at the beginning) he doesnt show any disgust or makes any comment about it.

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Now that Logan has someone else to lose, do you think he has nightmares about Wade calling for help and him not being able to get to him?

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Logan turning into a stripper to help pay the rent.

Except he calls that "the job", disappears at night and comebacks at dawn.

Blind Al and Wade think he is working for the mafia.

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If you ever do, please let me knoooow!

Logan turning into a stripper to help pay the rent.

Except he calls that "the job", disappears at night and comebacks at dawn.

Blind Al and Wade think he is working for the mafia.

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I mean... it was just a silly thought, but actually you've got a point. Someone needs to train Logan, because that bitch is gonna think : "I juste have to go out there and get my clothes off, right ?" And Vanessa can't hold back her laughter. + they sure as hell save each other ass when a customer becomes a bit too annoying

Logan turning into a stripper to help pay the rent.

Except he calls that "the job", disappears at night and comebacks at dawn.

Blind Al and Wade think he is working for the mafia.

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Logan turning into a stripper to help pay the rent.

Except he calls that "the job", disappears at night and comebacks at dawn.

Blind Al and Wade think he is working for the mafia.

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That's what you get when you deal with your trauma by having kinky sex in a Honda Odyssey instead of getting therapy.

It makes me so emotional that Logan had absolutely nowhere to go at the end of the movie but he was willing to rather walk away and never see his friend again than admit that he cares about Wade and stay with him until Wade had to literally ask him to stay... He almost died for this guy but telling him that he doesn't want to leave him is what he couldn't do.

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short king Logan my beloved

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Since Logan and Wade are both addicts (alcohol and coke or more), I can't decide if :

They go to rehab together (not likely, I mean have you seen them?)

They decide to get clean together by locking themselves up in a cabin in the forest. Which means a lot of fighting and other fucked up behaviours. (Also, is there a cabin that could hold them long enough? Not sure).

They just go on living with their addiction, after all it worked until now.

They pull each other down and end up both being drunk junkies (couple goal really).

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Wade wanting to bring Logan to the Pride and thinking about how to convince him and it turns out the conversation goes like this :

Wade: So I was thinking about going to the Pride next week.

Logan: Ok.

Wade: With you, I mean.

Logan: Sure.

Wade (starts babbling without registering the answer): We've been in this relationship forever now and... Wait did you just say yes ?

Logan: Bub, I was there when it was invented and it was still a riot.

Wade *with heart eyes*: fuck you're so cool.

Logan only has fuzzy bits of memories about how he fought back then, but for once Wade shuts his mouth to listen to him.

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Since Logan has trouble remembering his past in X-men (movies and comics + not only when he is shot in the head several times with adamantium bullets. [tbh, his memory loss probably come from unresolved childhoof traumas, but this is stuff for another time]) I like to think that Wade takes as many pictures as possible when a big event happens and he keeps all of them neatly organised in a photo book (with little comments, dates and all) to help him. Bonus point: he never really says he does it for him. But they both know it. Second bonus point: he loves taking picture when it's absolutely not the right time to do so. (Cue to him taking out his camera in the middle of a big fight being like "OMG it's the first time you cut someone's balls so cleanly, peanut!!! We need a souvenir!" OR "Look at the gigantic poop I just made! This needs to go in the book.")

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We all know what happened in that Honda odyssey

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Since I left the theatre I can't stop myself thinking about the world Logan left behind. (angst ahead) The TVA keeps on repeating that this is the worst Wolverine because he gave up on his world and all. So okay, he didn't help the X-men and he went on a killing spree. But that does not mean he gave up on his world... I mean, what if the TVA actually knew that he was going to leave this reality behind because it was too hard to handle and since he was an anchor being, he condemned the world? They never talk about it in the movie, but surely the reality he left is doomed now?

And isn't that why Logan tried to sacrifice himself? Saying he had nothing to go back to? Because at least that would be a good excuse to give up on the world that he hates so much. Now, he has to live knowing that somewhere, another reality is crumbling because he is not there.

Logan has a history of running away from his past (consciously or not). That's why he is always drunk, otherwise he can't function.

Now, I wonder if he has come to accept himself as flawed at the end of DP and Wolverine and that's why he seems more at peace. Or if hanging out with Wade who takes these things very lightly because he knows that life is a shitshow helped him.

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Deadclaws

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I'm thinking about it...

(Wade and Logan being shoved in the bathroom by blind Al after a mission because they stink of blood. It becomes an habit and now they just debrief their mission while sharing the bath and scrubbing each other backs.)