#[[tw swearing]]

[peteytheparrot]

Doodled a comic 👍 Firefly Foundations backstory stuff yiipppee!!

[stellas--symbols]

Swear Word Icons for AAC!

Warning: this post contains cartoon sexual imagery, and multiple potentially offensive swear words

Swearing, Swear, Slur Shit, Shithead, Stupid Ass, Bull, Bullshit Middle finger, Dickhead, Asshole Damn, Bitch, Fuck

[octahedral-chaos]

Hmmmm...

@mystic-131: Loaf, Tux, Shorthair and Cloud

@spectralgecko: Tux, Smol and Cloud

@indiestsnake: Skrunkly, Orange, void

@sardonyx-x3: Orange, Void, liquid

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

[triple-pupil]

To the people following this blog for the Devildice, I swear I'm still obsessed with them and think about them every day I swear I haven't departed from My beloveds, the co-creator of our fankids can attest to that.

But God damnit does Stobotnik have WAY more canon and canon-adjacent content (Looking at You Lee Majdoub) right now than all the years of Cuphead's existence I'm sorry gang I need to survive the Devildice drought somehow.

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER DAY 7: goron hot springs!

Link and zelda are sent to death mountain to “deal with the problem” via Purah. Yunobo is tired.

(Recasting Death Mountain to be slightly on fire! I love it when things are on fire.)

More of my zelda au here! (It’s totk without the time travel)

My patreon’s here if youd like to support my crimes :0

[incorrectbatfam]

Hi! You seem like a good person to ask. I'm working on a fic and I heard that Americans in the North are meaner than the South? Is it true? How do I write it?

From a New England perspective:

We're not mean, we have a different standard of courtesy. And this is also an urban vs. rural divide along with North vs. South.

Life in the South moves at a more lax pace. Of course it varies individually and you have big cities like Atlanta or Dallas, but in general, there's more space for towns and populations to spread out. For a number of people, the only interaction they might get all day is when they drive to the bank or grocery store, where the employees are probably also their friends and neighbors. Over there, curtness is rude and uncaring. (I also noticed this in rural areas in the North, like Montana.) In a fic, the grocery store in Smallville might only get 10 customers per day, so the owner will come out and ramble on about all the freak tornadoes they've been getting. Because outward politeness is the norm, people are also more passive-aggressive in order to avoid rocking the boat—we've all heard the "bless your heart" coming from a suburban evangelical.

Up North, especially in the mid-Atlantic and New England states, it's the opposite. We have a ton of people packed into a smaller geographical area and our cities are closer to each other (a lot of people live in New Jersey and work in New York). Life moves faster, so our directness and tendency to keep to ourselves is our way of saying, "I care about you and I know your time/energy is valuable, so I'm not gonna waste it." You'll see it in cities like Chicago too. It's rude to start a conversation with the barista when there are 20 people waiting in line behind you. So if you're writing a story set in Gotham, it's perfectly acceptable for the Batburger cashier to be like "What do you want?" In that same vein, we don't beat around the bush when we're upset. If you're being an ass, I will tell you to fuck right off.

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Fr like goddamn

Don't you love it when you get untagged nude men on your dash when you're sex repulsed :)

I am going insane how fucking hard is it to tag posts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My town got nuked and they still made us go to school, and when we tried to leave, they just fucking shot us.

[ajaxgb]

@punkitt-is-here Well somebody had to.

[saltysouwup]

Odysseus: "Penelope, I'm coming home sweetie!" men open the wind bag Odysseus: "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN."

[c1rcusr4t]

I watched this last night and I was giggling sm 😭 (fyi there's lots of talk on nsfw subjects in the video for those who are uncomfortable by it!!!)

Oh we're so fucked it really is going mainstream

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

Just wanna warn you, sag and wga are anti ai

that’s good. fuck ai.

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Made some quick memes to vent my frustration

Feel free to edit or use or whatever

[starseaweed]

almost everyone loves this traumatized man, except for maybe Chris. Chris thinks he's an asshole, probably.

Oh how I love this traumatized man

[zevrra]

not enough !! ੈ✩‧₊˚

—♡. v!choso who suddenly can’t stop thinking about bending you over this desk and fucking you until he can’t take it anymore. his thoughts run wild even as your fingers move across his broad shoulders and down his arms. he has tasted your lips, felt your body press against him one too many times and it wasn’t enough. he needed more and with the blood pumping in his ears as your chest weighs heavy on his back once again as your hand wraps around his cock, stroking him off, he’s struggling to stay under control. biting his bottom lip with the threat of making it bleed as he watches your hand stroke his leaking cock.

—♡. choso who cums into your hand with his tie stuffed into his mouth to keep himself quiet. but even with the cloth in his mouth it doesn’t fully muffle the deep, animalistic and wild groan that he makes. rutting into your hand like a desperate man who’s just had his first taste of pleasure. he grips the table in front of him until his knuckles turn white. all the while you kiss the shell of his ear. “mmm yeah baby, you thinkin’ bout my pussy?” you ask with a lustful chuckle, removing his tie from his mouth with your other hand.

—♡. choso groans deeply at your words and nods eagerly in return. “yes! ‘s all i can — fuck — think about!” he admits in a high pitched whine as he rides out the last few moments of his orgasm. his honesty makes you smile wide as you kiss the side of his neck, your hand moving much easier over his messy cock now. “let me fuck you, please, please i need it! i need to feel your pussy around me.” he sobs as your thumb presses into the head of his pretty red cock, trembling under your touch.

—♡. ��hmm you sure you want me to be your first?” you ask in a sweet tone. choso cries in response, one of his hands leaving the desk only to wrap his long fingers around your wrist. “mphm! pleaseee. want you i can’t fucking take it anymore!” he mumbles between hiccups as your hand continues to stroke his sensitive shaft. luckily enough for him, you planned to make his wish come true just not yet. you needed to tease him just a little longer before giving him what he truly desires.