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“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

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Only day you can reblog this

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Bro let the impulsive thoughts win. And suffered the consequences. Don’t touch a transformers’ doors without asking first.

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最愛

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wowe,,, squeakers twine

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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WHAT GUY YOU STUPOID FUCK, WHAT GUY, YOU DONT EVEN KNWO ANY GUYS AUUSUHGUHUHUH SOMEONE PUT ME DOWNN

ougugogughghh im so lonely, 1am listening to lvoe songs and imagining being in love with some random ass guy BUT THERE IS NO GUY.

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ougugogughghh im so lonely, 1am listening to lvoe songs and imagining being in love with some random ass guy BUT THERE IS NO GUY.

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my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌

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if ur gonna drraw a chr w/ fuckinn DD tits youhave to give him titty stretch marks. requirement. enforced via sniper.

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i know tumblrinas aren’t the biggest clock app fans but it is so so so funny over there rn…

the ban is on the horizon; govt is like yeah um, it’s bad because it collects your data and communism, whilst throwned upon a veritable mountain of zuck bucks; only for users be like, we do not give two flying farts they can have our data and making memes bout movin’ before using insta or fb again and saying goodbye to their “chinese spy”/ spies saying goodbye to their “targets”

fast forward… to this morning senators finding the number one downloaded app is xiaohongshu or RED NOTE hehheheheh!!!

welcomed with open arms, being deemed ~tiktok refugees~, ceo made a welcome video; ⏰ users are now sharing apps to learn mandarin and apps to help translate and reminding each other left and right that we are GUESTS and to act like we’ve been somewhere before!!!

i can’t this is so freaking funny i’m so proud of em’

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Continuing this post here

A bit ago I was looking through the g1 timeline wiki and I saw that Skyfire and Starscream now had a 5 million year old age gap and I was like oh? That makes their dynamic so much more interesting especially how innocent he was portrayed in fire in the sky, cougar starscream before transformers one fr lmao

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

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cracking open a lukewarm one with the nobody