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gearbroth · 7 months ago
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WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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weevmo · 18 days ago
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"COME AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MY GALLANT GAMERS!"
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adhdemizel · 5 months ago
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a more common occurrence onstream than youd think (ref this post- original meme here)
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fearofgodandtolkien · 2 days ago
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dionysus, manifesting in my room at 8:43:
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u heard him ladies
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nilo05 · 3 months ago
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heh
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gomzdrawfr · 9 months ago
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same guy
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incarnadin3 · 5 months ago
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Obey Me! Incorrect quotes pt. 5
MC: What are you in the mood for? Belphegor: World domination. MC: That's a bit ambitious. Belphegor: You are my world. MC: Aww… Belphegor: MC: Belphegor: MC: OH.
Mammon: I love you. MC, not paying attention: What was that? Mammon: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Asmodeous: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Belphegor: Unless you're home alone.
Lucifer: Hopefully Satan has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Satan: Oh, shut up and die Lucifer.
Belphegor: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. Lucifer: What are you passionate about? Belphegor: Sleeping.
Mammon: Can I bother you for a second? Lucifer: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Belphegor, teaching Satan to drive: Okay, you're driving and an old man and a cat walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Satan: Oh, definitely the old man. It's probably Lucifer anyways. I could never hurt a cat. Belphegor, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Diavolo: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. MC: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
MC: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Mammon: loads shotgun I got this. MC: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Satan: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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fearofgodandtolkien · 13 hours ago
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WIAT WE INVENTED TALLBOYS????
truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
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golswia · 2 years ago
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Aziraphale finally takin his disaster pupper OUT of the bentley-
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nshi-ao3 · 2 months ago
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levia-san · 3 months ago
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Life is not daijoubu....
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inkclover · 2 years ago
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A wild Heket joins your party!🍄🍁
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gearbroth · 2 years ago
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REAL SHIT?
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superloves4 · 3 months ago
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weevmo · 2 months ago
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The new Digital Circus trailer dropped aND I'm hyped and a little scared of/for Gangle
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