#[ * Not really the main headcanon i have for Ink (i like to think they don't really use labels other than for fun and/or for convenience) ]

[starmonsterrr]

[ * I wanted an excuse to draw a crossover. here. I accidentally made my own design for Dashie here. Also originally I was gonna have them handshake but I wanted to make it 20% cooler ]

[meabh-mcinness]

I really loved your Narnia courting headcanons!, can we get the same but for Kalego and opera?

You sure can! We’ll start with Kalego and then do Opera in a separate post because space~ totally not because I find them harder to write hahaha😅

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Kalego Courting Human!reader

Much like his older brother, it’ll take a minute for Kalego to even admit he likes you, much less try to court you.

But for a completely different reason.

Whereas Narnia wouldn’t want to because you’re human, Kalego wouldn’t want to because he seems to have some less than desirable thoughts towards “love”.

Likely due to the way he was raised I will strangle whoever came up with the Naberius rules, I swear He seems to be the type to believe love is a distraction rather than something to seek out or even want.

Probably doesn't help that you're related to a boss he hates and a student who constantly causes trouble. Not to mention who your security devil is.

Also, he probably doesn’t know you’re human still, at least in the beginning.

Because let’s be honest, at this point it’s not so much that no one trusts him with the secret so much as you just literally forgot to tell him and have assumed he knew, since both Shichirou and Opera do, and he's always involved in things that happen.

(This leads to a very funny confrontation one day when you kinda just throw out some knowledge about the human world in comparison to the Netherworld.

“You act like you’ve been there.”

“Well of course I have, it’s a bit hard to be born a human down here. Although I wouldn’t be too surprised if there's a small colony or two hidden somewhere. As a race, we're rather adaptable, it's why Iruma and I can attune to different situations so well.”

“…born as a what now?” 😐)

He may have a tiny fit about this at first.

Humans are considered weak and fragile, after all.

But he gets over it.

Once he finally admits to himself he does in fact fancy you, he still won't make a move right away.

Kalego is a surprisingly cautious demon, and he doesn't want to risk the humiliation of rejection, or make either of you uncomfortable.

He will however choose to be around you more, subtly testing the waters with your reactions to different things.

He isn't very good at it, though.

You ask to borrow a pen since yours has run out of ink? He'll hand one over with only a bit of snark, his fingers purposefully brushing against your palm and linger for a moment or two longer than necessary.

You complain, only to him, about running out of your favourite brand of something? The next day, you have an "anonymous" gift of that very thing.

He is only slightly less petty to you. Whereas other 'newbie' teachers will end up with piles of work as tall as them, yours is maybe half that.

Just as I said in Narnia's, I think demons start courtships with gifts!

I think he'll probably give you something along the lines of practicality, but specialized practicality.

Perhaps a leather-bound notebook with a pretty one of a kind design on it. If you're the artist type, he might get you the highest quality brushes with your name ingrained on them.

I still stand by that Kalego is the silent acts of service, gift giving and quiet quality time type.

He's a confirmed rich boy, and so has no issue giving you gifts he thinks are worthy of your station.

Definitely not into PDA. The most you're getting out of him in a public space is an offered elbow and a hand on your back to guide you in crowded areas. If you're lucky, you might get a hand to hold.

I don't know why, but hand holding with him just seems super OOC to me. But him placing a possessive hand on your back seems far more in character.

He's an old school lover by personality and training.

He is better at initiating at home, but not by much.

Will hug you randomly when he needs comfort, though. Buries his face in your neck to inhale your scent until he has nothing but an empty brain and you.

While he's bad at initiating touch, he's perfectly fine with you doing it. Just gotta warn him before you do bigger things.

Want to rest your head on his shoulder while you both grade? AOK, as long as you're in private.

Want to sit in his lap while you both read, sharing a glass of wine, music playing in the background? He's more than OK with that.

He also enjoys having you pet his head. Enjoys the pressure of your fingers against the spots where headaches had been forming, and then are chased away by your skilled ministrations.

Also, I feel like he would enjoy ear messages?

I personally think that much like Narnia's been confirmed to have a seriously good sense of smell, Kalego has seriously good hearing.

He says "Silence!" so much, even when the people around him don't seem that loud, because they actually are that loud to him.

Better than normal senses are both a blessing and a curse. For him, though, it's mostly a curse.

He works in a high school filled with loud teenagers and just as loud co-workers. His ears are probably practically bleeding before the first period has even started.

Which is why he enjoys the ear messages. Helps the pain go away.

When it comes to you, though? He's never been happier to have it.

He loves music, but he's found no better rhythm than your heart beat and has never heard a better vocalist, even when you're sick with a scratchy voice.

You are quite literally his favourite song.

Hope you're brushed up in musical terms, by the way. He will use them a lot.

Despite his love of music, he probably doesn't get much chance to talk about it. So you're going to bear the brunt of everything he wants to say from the "The lyrics are atrocious, but the melody is quite lovely. Though they could stand to add a piano bit here and perhaps a few more strings." to "Have you heard so-and-so's latest album? It's really very good compared to other things coming out lately. It almost seems like this band knows what they're doing. Almost."

Although let's be real, hearing him jabber on about his interests is not going to be a chore.

Speaking of interests, I hope you're OK with cacti because they are everywhere.

He likes to collect them and takes great joy in caring for them.

Will occasionally compare you to one, but he means it in a good way.

Not in a 'you're really prickly' way, but in a 'Much like their beauty, yours is incomparable and unmatched before anyone else's' kind of way.

He'll also do things for you without prompting.

Running low on items needed for a beloved hobby? You'll suddenly find them replaced the next day.

Need to eat, but you don't have the energy to cook? He'll either cook for you or have a spontaneous restaurant date.

He'll always have a fresh steaming cup of tea for you in the morning. Or your whatever your favourite drink is if you don't like tea.

On a side note, I feel bad for you coffee lovers because I'm pretty certain it doesn't exist in the Netherworld, and it doesn't seem like there is a counterpart to it.

Have fun going cold turkey! -Love from a tea enthusiast

He will play music for you!

And if you also play an instrument? Even it's just singing or a light clapping of the hands, he would love to duet with you. Having a partner to play music with is literally something I can see him looking for in a partner.

If you don't play an instrument, but like to dance? He would more than love to see you dancing to his music.

It makes him feel things he didn't know he could feel.

If you can't music or dance, don't worry! He's more than happy to just play for you as you listen.

If you're interested, though, he'll be more than happy to teach you.

Little at home dates teaching you to play the piano or the violin, or any instrument you want to learn, is one of his favourite ways to spend time with you.

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He's quite distressed though when he realizes that by courting you, he's exposing himself more to the Sullivan family. He had to call out for a few days from the headache it gave him and wanted to cry at the fact he'd have to be related to the two demons he hated most, plus his favourite problem child.

Unlike Narnia though, he's incredibly helpful with raising Iruma since he practically already saw him as his own pup anyway. (Lets be honest, all of the misfits are his kids, even if he won't admit it.)

He brings the stricter side of parenting to your softer one to help balance it out. Iruma is quite happy with this arrangement, since now he has another parent to bring pride too and encourage him.

Sullivan cries a lot at Kalego blocking him from a good portion of his overboard ideas when it comes to you and Iruma. It's one of the few times you can see Kalego and Opera working together without complaint.

He's also a real guard dog when it comes to you.

He is fully willing and able to fight off anyone and everyone who decides they want to have a go at you. Even if it's his own family members. Whether it be members who have gone rogue coughNarniacough or members who think that courting is beneath Naberius's, especially unranked demons, he'll fight them all.

Listen, I have a headcannon that the Naberius clan uses highly ranked surrogate carriers and just don't do courting/marriages because romance would be a distraction.

Kalego fully believed in this until he met you. Now he's fighting the other family members (i.e his father, because his uncle couldn't care less) into submission because he refuses to give you up.

Speaking of Naberius headcannons I'm pretty sure they all have dog tails, and while Kalego usually hides his, he'll let it out and about for you. When you're alone, of course.

He refuses to admit it out loud, but he enjoys your fingers running through his tail fur, move your fingers just right, and you might even get to see it wag a little.

Will occasionally sit down next to you and just plop his tail in your lap for the pets while pretending to have not noticed and be doing something else.

Also, he's addicted to you even if he's very good at not showing it.

He's not pleased to go an extended amount of time without seeing you.

Will be extra grump and waspish during that separation period, and then will actually be slightly touchy when you're back.

Especially after the HeartBreaker exam, he will be keeping an incredibly close eye on you, and will be making lots of excuses on why you should be spending time together. From schedule/training planning for the misfits, to paperwork discussions when on school property, to a lot of at home dates when you're not at school.

In other words you have your own personal guard dog.

[the-s1lly-corner]

How would follower!bishops react to a disciple!reader who's very giving and accommodating to them when they first join the cult? As in giving them care packages and showing them around, doing it out of their own free will. The reader knows who each of them are too maybe?

Follower!bishops x kind!disciple!reader

Anon you don't know what you've done because this is exactly how my main cotl OC is I'm about to get silly

Also I could NOT find a decent gif ignore Danny

Notes: reader is GN, you are a disciple of the lamb, you're one of the few people in the cult who knows who the bishops are (something something its been a very long time since theyve all been taken down, passage of time)-- implied that reader is either immortal via a gold skull necklace or other means OR they just keep up with history, follower bishops, more platonic than romantic, crushing if you squint

CWs: none

LESHY

if youre a bit of a pushover he might put some of his chores onto you- will grumble and mutter to himself if you put your foot down though... average youngest sibling activity who had a taste of godhood blah blah hes spoiled

genuinely doesnt know if he feels offended that youre putting so much time aside for him or loving that youre doing your best to make things as comfortable for him as possible- are you doing this for pity or for something else?

will get jealous if you apply the same energy to his siblings, youre his buddy!!

probably thinks hes swaying your faith before you just outright say youre doing all of this out of the kindness of your heart- still teases the lamb about it to stir some drama

HEKET

feels she doesnt need a caretaker or a friend, shes not going to let anyone think that shes gone soft after falling from grace- she takes the longest to warm up to your kindness

either lashes out at you or the lamb due to feeling that youve been assigned as a babysitter to make sure she doesnt do anything- sure, the lamb has no reason to trust her or her siblings to behave themselves in the cult BUT that doesnt make it any less humiliating!

she does get used to your company with time- youre stubborn... talking together is easy because youve taken the time to learn sign language and youre more than happy to teach her

you leave her baskets with various teas and medicines to help soothe her throat on days where it hurts more- due to strain or weather or its simply one of her worst days... shes thankful for your effort but she shows it through guiding you on what works for her and what she likes

KALLAMAR

torn between him expecting you to tend to his every need and him being too nervous to push things and risk punishment from you or the lamb- you are a disciple after all, you can do things other followers arent permitted to do - and... oh youre... spending time with him because you genuinely want to?

he doesnt know what to make of it, too scared to really try anything to risk you leaving him alone

i personally headcanon that hes hard of hearing, probably deaf in one of his ears... he can still hear just barely- he takes you up on any offers to teach him sign to help minimize problems down the line

loooooooves the little care packages you leave for him- treats, goodies, and generally stuff he can use to upkeep himself- its nice still receiving "offerings" after everything!

SHAMURA

you... actually come in handy in helping keep them on track as well as reminding them of things they need to do or things that have been said- things have gotten so much harder since theyve lost their crown so your help is appreciated

one of the things you leave for them is ink and journals so they can keep track of things on their own when youre not around as well as generally granting them a space to put down their own thoughts in a private setting

your kindness makes you easy to talk to, you both do a lot of that... well... actually its mostly you doing most of the talking. shamura does a lot of listening but they prompt you to keep going or tries to find a subject to fill the silence

even if you were sent by the lamb to keep an eye on them theyd understand- if they were in the lambs place and decided to spare them theyd have someone to keep an eye on them... not really that offended about it plus they get a companion!

[wickjump]

do you have adhd headcanons too? Or canon ones idk, is there any sans who has adhd in canon?? (i don't really remember now)

I DO!!!!!!! and ik this doesnt matter but dust has bipolar disorder to me. thats it. just wanted that out there since nobody asks me about that but i wanted to share. dont stigmatize the disorder btw dont be a dick. also cross has ocd imo.....

okay adhd headcanons. ink, obviously. killer, though whenever i portray it, it's more fanon killer than canon killer (notably because i cannot write canon killer well i dont think, and including traits of a disorder he doesn't canonically have while not being ooc is,, difficult). i headcanon both fanon and canon killer with it though! swap also has adhd to me, as do most papyri (though not classic/classic-adjacent sanses. swap papyri got it though). i like the idea of lust with adhd, though i dont think on it too much. cross has adhd sometimes in the stories i write, though not often, it depends on the characterization i'm going for. EPIC HOW DID I FORGET EPIC. EPIC HAS ADHD 2 ME. AS DOES COLOR..... man

ink has dubiously canon adhd (its referenced a few times by comyet but not shown on his main page), but other than him, i dont think any other sanses have adhd in their canon. outside of uhh,,, adhd sans,,, i guess,,,, given the name,,, remind me if im wrong though!!!!!!

god im so tired sorry if this aint written well

[thelyinggrapevine]

What is below the cut line is a (very long) list of my headcanons for The Jiang Sect.

FOREWARNING! Jiang Cheng is my favorite character, although I do not bash Wei Ying. JC is going to have the most, simply because he is the one I think of the most. If this is to be a problem for you, please stop reading here! Thank you!

If you have any ideas or headcanons of your own you wish to add, feel free to say them!

Jiang Sect

With the weather of Lotus Pier, people who live there are known to have really curled hair. (Wei Wuxian never felt the need to curl his hair to look more “Jiang” since he never believed himself to be part of the main family truly)

Since Lotus Pier (and YunmengJiang as a whole) get the most direct sunlight out of all the main sects, the people that live there have very sunkissed skin—they are considered the second darkest skin tone of the main sects. (the Wen are first)

MeishanYu has a tradition of inking dark lines or dots on the skin of a person for every year they have lived or every achievement they have acquired. Yu Ziyuan took that tradition with her and implemented it on her children (she had offered to do the same with Wei Wuxian at the very beginning of his living with them, but he declined). (Jiang Cheng continues the tradition in YunmengJiang after the fire, himself having the most ink on him) [Credit of idea goes to @auberginesvrn on Twitter]

YunmengJiang likes to hold monthly swimming competitions (it happens all year round since the temperature rarely drops below 50 degrees Fahrenheit) and the winner of each one gets an “honorary” dot inked to add to their collection (should they want it, although most winners get one since that’s the main reason they join).

YunmenJiang's outfits are typically light purple and white for the summers so they don't absorb too much heat from the sun and are thinner in material, and during the winter they are a slightly darker purple (with white) and thicker material.

Zidian

Zidian is a sentient spiritual weapon and has a rare ability to give some of its own spiritual energy to its holder should it believe that they are worthy. 

There have been theories that if needed and the cultivator is deemed worthy enough, a strong spiritual weapon could take the place of a golden core. (But, there have been no successful attempts made—yet)

Zidian is able to take multiple different forms in order to fit its wielder to the best of its ability. For its previous “masters” (wielders) it took the forms of a lance, javelin (weirdly enough), a ceremonial dagger, and a gauntlet; all had the ability to conduct Zidian’s purple lightning through them.

Yu Ziyuan had a whip form, and Jiang Cheng is able to form either a whip or a bow and arrow should it be a desperate situation (the second form has only ever been needed once, and the people who were there never lived to tell the tale, so no one alive knows of his second form for Zidian)

(The bow and arrow form is a lot like Yoichi’s demon bow and arrow from ONS)

Zidian also has a special ability that is rarely shown (even to its holders); its ability to turn into a snake. Only one other holder was able to do it before Jiang Cheng, and it was the first one.

Jiang Cheng is the first to learn of Zidian’s soul-carrying ability since he was the only one to die and then come back to life (given that it was in his younger body, but whatever). This ability allows the holder to hear/see (depending on how powerful the user is) the souls that Zidian has taken the lives of (from the orders of the current holder).

Once a holder has access to this, they are able to hear Zidian talk to them.

Fun fact: Jiang Cheng is Zidian’s favorite of their holders!

Jiang Cheng

When he was younger, he used to have his hair down all of the time, but the older he got into his teenage years, the more he was teased by WY and was called “Meimei” (He was also one of the most attractive cultivators in LP (without him knowing, somehow???)), so he started to put it up into a ponytail. Then, it only got worse, so he started putting it in a bun, which is more intricate than in the donghua. People thought it made him look even prettier, but decided not to say anything about it for fear he would change it again. Jiang Cheng thought he succeeded in looking more “manly” (he was sorely mistaken lol). (Having his hair in a bun also makes it even more curly when he takes it down 🤭) (His hair is also the longest of the cast, Jin Ling is second with Wei Ying being a close third)

He has a small tattoo of a spider on the outside of his right pinky where it meets the bottom knuckle as a reference to his mother and her influence on him. 

When Jiang Cheng figures out he can turn Sandu into a tattoo, he chooses to make it appear on his back, with intricately woven vines and flowers growing around it—a reference to his family and home. (Refer to ‘Extra Headcanons’)

Jiang Cheng is actually quite proficient in his skills with a bow and arrow. He was good when Wei Ying was alive, and he was even more determined to get better when he died (it was a way for him to feel connected to his fallen brother, in a way, since it was one of the things that his mother used to constantly compare the two against each other)

His want to get even better also came from his resolution to be one of the main people to teach Jin Ling archery when he was old enough, given that it’s one of the things the Jins focus on the most (refer to ‘Jin Sect’).

Fun fact: one of Jiang Cheng's favorite snacks is cherries!

When Jiang Cheng started going after rogue Demonic Cultivators, a rumor started to spread, claiming that he was killing them off once he saw them after he returned back to his sect since no one would ever hear of the Demonic Cultivator again.

What really happened was Jiang Cheng would meet them and see if they could be reformed or not. If they could, he would offer them a job somewhere in his sect for the trade that they give up Demonic Cultivation and take some remedial classes that he gives. If not, he uses Zidian to kill them (that way when they die, the resentful energy that corrupted them is expelled and they are able to pass on to a better place instead of being grounded in the Burial Mounds).

Jiang Cheng has heard of the rumors that surround him, but he just never cared to dismiss them, saying that they gave him a more “ruthless” reputation and it helped him protect his sect better.

Jiang Cheng can hold his breath for up to ten minutes. It was found out at one of the swimming competitions and it ended up giving him the winning point. This also means that he has the record (beating Wei Ying).

At some point in time during the years that Wei Wuxian was dead, Jiang Cheng had a big mental breakdown—enough to spark Zidian. The lightning from the ring was strong, and for the first time in his life he could feel it hurt like a motherfucker. It felt like it went on for hours, but in reality it was only a couple seconds. Afterwards, Jiang Cheng couldn’t really feel his hand that much, and there were Lichtenberg scars covering it as proof of what had transpired. Zidian was still able to work, though.

Wei Ying

When he is resurrected into Mo Xuanyu’s body after 13 years of his death, he finds a butterfly permanently inked onto the boy’s body. At first, he thinks it was already there before the ritual, but he soon comes to find out that it was formed there after his soul took over the body, as it is a symbol of rebirth after death.

Wei Ying has actually attempted suicide multiple times, but Wen Ning kept stopping him before he could succeed (Wen Qing did as well, before she died, too).

Jiang Yanli

During the time both WY & JC were at the Cloud Recesses, Yanli actually took an apprenticeship with a cultivator who specialized in medicine and took a liking to it, her proficiency helping to give her a name in the area. Although, she didn’t get a lot of attention from it and eventually stopped practicing when WY came back from getting in trouble. The next time she ended up using her skills was during the Sunshot Campaign.

She had wanted to learn about using poison, too, but ultimately never got to.

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Wish there were more people like you who were open to exploring dynamics between two characters in an alternate universe where they are not bound by familial relationship/title or whatever it's called. I get it tsams/tlaes have a lot of family things going on and a-specs things but eh what do I expect from a fandom that started the hate on sunxmoon shippers? I'll continue shipping sunxmoon, eclipsexsun, solarxmoon and solarxearth(thanks to that one anon from before for introducing me to this) not as family related, and the fandom can suck it

Honestly.

Like one person told me "Moon and Solar are brothers" once.

And?..

They're not.

That's like saying Ink and Dream or something from the Undertale Au verse are brothers cause they're alternate realities of eachother and people ship them all the time???

"but they have the same face"

So???

So does Lolbit and Funtime Foxy. They're a couple in SBshow verse.

Mickey and Minnie mouse have the same face and no one raises stink about the most classic example of same face syndrome.

They're robots and I think physical appearance matters very little to them in the grand scheme of things. But that might just be my demisexual ass talking.

On a side note, I know the VA for Earth, Aka: Kat has been very "ship and let ship" with the fandom. And I think that's why in the Solar therapy session, she clarified that she knows Solar isn't biologically related. Technically none of them are, she just wants to consider him part of the family.

I remember awhile back the fandom was so hostile to people who saw Lunar as an adult and would draw him in adult situations. (Like taxes/half joking you know what I mean)

And I believe that was the last big drama the actors like Davis was directly involved in before he took a step back from that and told the fandom to sort it out themselves. And I really don't blame him. There are people who are crazy and just feel entitled to things.

And in more recent episodes, Lunar has stated more frequently that he is an adult animatronic of sound mind who can make his own decisions, so that they can put that issue to bed with the discourse.

(I personally think that gen1/2 Lunar was very much a kid psychology and through the course of the course of the show, and due to his experiences and truama he grows up in two years and he's a young adult now. This reflects in every time he has a model change or appearance.)

See this is what I mean when I say they are robots. Robots can grow up from 13 to 24 (approximately) in the span of two years. Robots can change their mind about family dynamics and say "you know what I think that i don't feel like a cousin, as what I feel for Moon is more intense then familiar bonds. So I change my mind." And this is allowed. This is allowed. Like I would not think this way about human characters.

People in the transformers fandom are really familiar with this concept as well. At least the few people I talk to from an outsider perspective. The transformers robots change their relationships in canon to eachother all the time from what I hear.

And yes. I know tsams is focused on themes of family and found family and togetherness. Like I'm not media illiterate. I know what one of the themes are. For some reason, people think I don't know tsams is about family.

Like bruh.

This whole show took two years for them to build the family and support network they all have with eachother when before the show was a toxic family relationship with Sun and Moon only. And I think it's beautiful how it evolved and how many characters there are and how big the family is now!

It's great!

And I do separate in my brain what's going on in canon and what's going on in my shipping brain.

This doesn't mean I can have fun on the side. With silly speculations and silly headcanons.

Giggling to myself and twirling my hair about the "what ifs" and aus

Staying out of the main tags and talking to my own friends with my own company.

While also analyzing the show and leaving tsams lots of long lovely YouTube comments about what the show is actually about.

Also. Consider this.

Since the multiverse is canon in tsams, in definition, by their own rules, there is a universe where everything in tsams is the same, except your ship is canon.

Evil!Sun even said that Sun and Moon being brothers is more rare across dimensions then we initially assumed.

So they're either enemies, strangers, they killed eachother, or something else.

They only are brothers after their canon event of separating and agreeing to work together. So there are some universes where that never happened.

Meaning most likely that our Moon's portal runs on a central finite curve.

So take that as you will.

[toffeesbabbles]

To save my main from my deranged art rants I will be posting about it here.

anyway some design features I really like :)

the bottom of dream's cape is supposed to emulate the sun haha

his outfit was inspired both by his current and his old one, which is why he has a big ol' cape!! I just love both, so...I incorporated both designs into one!

the stars on dream's jacket? trenchcoat? thing. I just thought it looked cool tbh LOL. I just wanted to incorporate more stars into dream's design specifically since dreams and stars kinda just go together.

the gold on swap sans outfit is supposed to mirror the gold on papyrus' design!

Swaps belt, as it stemmed from the crack idea that swap likes wrestling? Don't ask idk how I came up with it either. the initials on swap's belt is actually inspired from dream's belt!! I really like how it came out even if it's kinda like...from nowhere. given he doesn't like wrestling in my head he just thought it looked cool. haha

inks gap tooth, it just feels right!

I added more pinkish purple into dream's design!! just cause I wanted it to be in more than just one place.

I tried to make their faces look distinct ish from eachother!

Edit: One thing I forgot to mention cause its kinda hard to see!! I had this idea that because it looks like dream's unitard would be a struggle to get on or off he eventually got it tailored to have a zipper!! You just can't see it's tracks because its an invisible zipper. so he no longer struggles to take it on or off

Also i got to add all my ink headcanons as well!! similar to dreams i think ink would have a little bag of holding just for convenience lol. Also pretty colors for his scarf just because :3

[gogojetters]

▪︎ REDESIGNING UBERCORN ☆

What if I made an Ubercorn design?? Well, imagine no more, because I just did!! When I redesign the characters, it's always to add more detail and flair, NEVER because I hate a design. Plus, the canon outfits are a little too plain for my art style. So here's what's hopefully the first post in my new redesign series, of Ubercorn!!

I stuck mostly to Ubercorn's 70s and 80s inspired disco look, giving his jumpsuit a bit of an upgrade, making it look a little bit less like a baby's onesie. The top half resembles the canon one a little, still being white with a star pattern, but I deviated from there with a purple star button, a deep neck with a popped collar, blue diamond patches on the arms, and Rainbow sleeve cuffs. The bottom half of the suit deviates a little more from the canon suit, but I encorporated the canon suit's blue into this part, creating a blue-to-teal glittery gradient that stands out amongst the Go Jetters' solid-colour suits. His pants also have the same Rainbow cuffs, creating a bit of unity in the look.

I also tried to encorperate some more modern aesthetics into the look, to account for Ubercorn's love of high technology. I replaced his goggles with a star-shaped visor, with a purple and red gradient which pays homage to his old goggles. Additionally, I decided to give him a protective hairstyle, as in flashbacks or photographs in the episodes, we see that Ubercorn has 4C hair !! I wanted to bring that into his modern look, while still keeping a similar energy to his original hairstyle, so I chose to give him braids, which he wears half put-up, and half down! His tail is also braided, to match ! He also has a little bit of a beard because I just think it looks nice. Don't question how it works if he's covered in fur. Shh. The rest of the design is pretty much the same, with his horn receiving a slight curve, his hooves staying shiny, and giving him some cheek fluff, and earrings. His eyes are a cyan-blue, as I headcanon that Unicorns and other antro horse species to have thevprinter-ink colours as their natural eye colour options. And that's the deep dive into my design !!! ♡♡♡

I really hope that you like my redesign, I'm very proud of it!! I love to create these redesigns, and would eventually like to do the whole cast in this style. This would mean also drawing the Funky Four; Xuli, Kyan, Lars and Foz, then Grandmaster Glitch (& the Grimbots!!) and Tala. I would also love to include my design for JetPad's holographic human form, as to include her in the main group too. If I wanted to further extend it, I could also do Professor Wave, Professor Nouveau, or Finn! I will have to see how I go for time, could take a couple months until I am actually free enough to do all of this, if any. If there's enough positive reception on this, I'll have to get to work sooner !!

As a bonus, I have also made a "Funky Fact File" version, which includes some of my headcanons for Ubercorn (plus some canon stuff!!), and a fun alternate layout. Thank you for reading through this whole post!! ♡♡

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Original Ubercorn Design (For Reference)

[wishing-stones]

you said you like musical headcanons. do the gang play any instruments?

I love musical headcanons.

As a rule of thumb, everyone who was previously a Sans in their au (and remember it) can play trombone. All of them, bar none. (This is essentially excluding the dreamtale brothers, Ink, and Error)

Killer can play some guitar, but his true talent lies in playing piano. He plays beautifully, he taught himself to fill the silence while waiting around in his empty world. It only got better when he started working with Nightmare, who, naturally, owns a beautiful grand piano, and had the resources for him to get better. He'll go play if he has nothing better to do and is in a good mood. Dust can also play guitar, but his talent lies in bass. He enjoys playing a bass line more than he does the main melody or the guitar tabs, and everyone can play guitar, anyway. Super common. He doesn't play a lot, but can be convinced. Axe doesn't really have the capacity to play much anymore. He has a little kalimba that he does sometimes, though, because it doesn't take a whole lot and it fits in his pocket. Also, it sounds nice. He's pretty good, actually, and it makes a nice noise rolling off phalanges rather than skin. Cross can play guitar, and... pretty fucking well. He prefers acoustic, and can play some lovely baroque and spanish styles. I don't know if anyone's asked for him, but I headcanon that Baggs can play violin. An electric one, to be specific. Really fascinating instruments. Nightmare plays just about anything with keys. Piano, harpsichord, pipe organ, you name it. I think I remember reading somewhere that he plays violin in canon, but to add to that, he also is a magnificent cellist.

Dream can also play the violin, but he's best with a piano and a harp. He's taken an interest in clarinet, and can sort of play one. He's learning Ink canonically plays the flute. Given enough time, though, he can play just about anything. Not well, but he can make anything make not-unpleasant sounds. Blue took an interest in the french horn, but his true musical talent lies in drums. He's an energetic, fun drummer.

Error, surprisingly or unsurprisingly, plays the harp. Well. Playing music helps cut through some bad spirals and glitch attacks. He doesn't like people knowing about it because he thinks it makes him look soft.

[0w0rlordsyaptopia]

Why don't I say some stuff about myself and my blogs? That'd be fun.

Introduction:

- Okay so hi, I'm Grey, I am 20, pronouns are he/they. My main blog is @pastry0w0rlord .

- I am an artist. I prefer digital, oil pastels, graphite, watercolor and ink but I did use almost every art medium.

- I study literature.

- I do dabble in crafts a bit, I have sewn in the past, I crochet if I have time. I also like doing bead bracelets but I am an amateur in all of these.

- My favorite genres are horror, sci-fi, fantasy and comedy.

- I love gaming: Favorites are platformers, sandboxes, roguelikes, soulslikes, survival and horror(in any game genre).

5 Favorite Games:

Subnautica

FAITH: The Unholy Trinity

Cult of the Lamb

Hollow Knight

Rainworld

Fandom Behaviour:

Fandoms:

IDK, I hang out wherever I feel like.

- I do have my own headcanons but I am an avid believer of "character X is into everyone unless they have an officially stated sexuality". PLEASE block me if you think otherwise, I don't wanna deal with "[character name] is not into [gender]s, they are [unconfirmed sexuality by original content]". I am not chronically online enough to deal with that.

- Multi-shipping is fun. Please don't be scared to share your romantic (character x character) or familial (character + character) ships with me. I won't be hostile even if I dislike the ship.

- I do not police ships, I think every character dynamic should allowed to be explored. I am open to shipping anyone with anyone as long as toxic pairings are indeed stated to be toxic. (obviously get morally corrupt shit like adult x minor and the likes of it off my face, I will block you)

Content Warning:

- This and the other blogs on this account are strictly 16+

- This means there will be depictions of mild sexual content/conversations, artistic nudity, drugs or violence on this account according to 16+ content laws in most countries and mine. Obviously no gore or you-know-what. I don't wanna expose kids to that.

However,

The 16+ is just an age rating, not my interact list. I will need minors to keep their distance a bit so I have some rules for the 16-17 year old peeps:

- Do not, under any circumstance, DM me unless someone else in my replies or blog has made you feel uncomfortable. Actually while I am at it, please don't have private conversations with any adult online. Keep your interactions public so you have witnesses at all times.

- Keep your asks sfw if I ever open asks in the future, I check everyone I talk to, I won't answer to risque asks if you are a minor.

- Avoid replying to less sfw posts on my page, I will ignore you.

- Feel free to reblog or reply to my regular content.

All this might seem excessive but remember that I am an adult, and you don't know me, I could be anyone. The same goes for all of your favorite artists. Just because you are allowed to view 16+ content doesn't mean you should strike conversations about it with a stranger online. Keep yourself safe.

I don't live in the safest country so know that I am really sensitive about this topic and won't let my boundaries be crossed.

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Well anyways, I hope we can get along. I might edit this and attach an image of my persona to it later.

[uriekukistan]

Kaneki for the character ask? 👉👈

My first impression: the reason i got into tg as much as i did. before i watched i hadnt watched a whole series since i watched death note bc i couldn't find a main character that was as interesting to me as light...and then i found KANEKI

My impression now: i still love him, especially once i read the manga. similar to how i was w death note, i haven't been able to get through another series since tg bc i can't find another mc that interests me as much as kaneki or light. he's so cool and fucked up what a silly guy

Favorite thing about that character: i love when they're insane (pt 400049589208520). i also feel like aggravatingly similar to him sometimes so that's always fun. analyzing him is like analyzing myself

Least favorite thing: analyzing him is like analyzing myself. also anime kaneki is...not as badass as manga kaneki lets leave it at that...

Favorite line/scene: where do i even start...ig this is more of a haise moment but it's also a kaneki moment lowkey at the beginning of re when he's going against nishio and haise is like losing his shit and brain kaneki is whispering in his ear yeah that was so cool and sent chills down me idk. also when he broke half of ayato's bones what a sick lil dude i love it

Favorite interaction that character has with another: back to the beginning of re when haise kinda switches into the kaneki personality when he's going against nishio and he says "i don't think you want to know me" and does the finger crack ooooh lemme tell you i was kicking my feet in bed at 4am watching that bc first i was like ohh its kaneki (as we know the anime doesn't explain shit) and then i was like if i was nishio i would run away bc that was so scary ooooh i love it

A character that I wish that character would interact with more: i think we needed more kaneki and hide interactions like i know we got a decent amount but like. there should have been more.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character: im so bad at this ummm mello from death note bc the world beats them down and tells them theyre not good enough throughout their childhoods, so they grow up with this idea that they're always inferior and it eventually turns into rage but also a deep incurable loneliness. and if you go with the theory that kaneki actually died and was not saved by ayato at the end of the series (which i enjoy bc i love pain and suffering), then they both die alone unable to protect those they care for or fulfill what they think they're life's purpose is okay im gonna go cry now

A headcanon about that character: he definitely wrote fanfiction in middle school are we kidding

A song that reminds of that character: class of 2013 by mitski

An unpopular opinion about that character: did he really deserve a happy ending? he did a lot of bad things, mass murder, cannibalism, destroyed lives and families...but maybe i just love pain and suffering...i do want to see him happy too but i just.

Favorite picture:

this was so hard because ishida's art is beautiful, but this had to be it. this kinda encompasses everything i love about ishida's art - the portrayal of emotion, the use of ink heavy pages to show tension and conflict, the despair, like its just so good

[midnight-snailor]

Ig for those curious, here are the weapons I think each dbz character ive drawn currently would use in the splatoon au thing I drew

Goku-

Krak on splat roller/splattershot (mainly rollers) He went through using alot of weapons before deciding on the krak on roller. He used to be very indecisive on what he wanted to use.

Vegeta-

Splat dualies (or any dualies in general, prefers using the enperry dualies) he likes being really aggressive, and using dualies help him achieve that. Depending on what he feels like doing, he will use different dualies. He hardly ever uses the dualie squelchers though.

Krillin-

Doesn't participate in turf wars as often anymore, but he often uses Luna blaster. He often did matches with goku as a duo, and would pick a weapon that would be good support for goku's. He also occasionally uses nzap. Plays more salmon run.

Chichi- also doesn't participate very much, but she was a good splatana wiper player. Plays any splatana. She used to be a competitive player, though played less and less after marrying goku. She still plays turf wars occasionally, more often when goku, or her children do.

Yamcha- local tentabrella user, 5 starred v tentabrella though is still figuring out how exactly to use it. He often changes weapons now bc he wants to find a cooler weapon to main.

Bulma- Ink brush player, prefers nouveau over v ink brush. She occasionally uses other brushes and took interest in learning splatanas.

Gohan- Heavy splating deco user. He sometimes plays rollers, but loves using splatlings alot more. Will play any he feels like, but the heavy deco is his favorite.

Trunks- 52 gal user. He uses any of the gal weapons, but occasionally uses dapple dualies if he feels like it.

Goten- splat roller user. He uses any rollers, but also is pretty good with squiffer. His goal is often to be as irritating as possible.

Tien- Splat charger user. He uses any charger, but prefers the regular splat charger.

Bardock- carbon roller deco user. His play style and quick and aggressive, and he often goes for front line weapons when he feels like doing something different. Often plays ranked/anarchy.

Gine- Undercover brella user. She often swaps between v undercover and undercover sorella brella. She'll use any other brella if she feels like it, and also occasionally uses e-liter. She also often plays ranked/anarchy.

King vegeta- Splat dualies user. He'll use any dualies, but prefers v splat dualies.

Raditz- Dynamo roller user. I just think this weapon would fit him. He's fond of heavy hitting weapons, though is still learning how to use them properly. Often swaps between the dynamos.

Turles- octobrush user. He's also grown pretty fond of using the painbrushes, often swapping between them. He's one of those toxic players that taunt after every kill and just mess with people in general. He's also a sore loser. Don't be like him kids

Frieza doesn't play in turf wars. If he DID though he'd use splatana stamper.

Broly(dbs) - heavy splatling user. He'll use any splatling, but heavy is the one he loves using the most. He's still new to turf wars, often playing anarchy with goku and vegeta as they show him the ropes.

Paragus- dualie squelchers user. He found teaching Broly to be frustrating. He was good at fighting and was strong, but he never really took to using the dualies like he had hoped. Man really wanted his son to like his main weapon

Mostly based off of my own headcanons n all that, there'll be more as I think of them but this post is already long enough. If you have questions about the au, feel free to ask!

Idk about the story yet, it's not gonna be 100% a reflection of dbz canon, cause all of it cannot be replicated into splatoon, not every aspect of dbz or dbs will be incorporated either, that'd be alot lmao

I'll also be deviating from splatoon canon n all that as well, just a little tho ^^

Sorry for the word vomit

Already working on what saiyans are, yeah they're octos, but with a twist

Or sumn, still figuring it out.

[toastingpencils37]

I know nothing about this Eclipse Born au and now I am very curious 👀

Ahem. Time to start rambling.

So the Eclipse Born AU is supposed to be a multi-seasonal AU (about 8 or 9, I can never remember the actual number) with a few oneshots sprinkled in between certain seasons to transition between them or just give out more lore. A couple of these seasons are kind of filler, but still have small important plot points within them. The series is seperated into two main arcs, with the first 4 to 5 seasons involving finding out what an Eclipse Born is and which of the ninja (one of the original six, the new ones are too young to be it) is the Eclipse Born, and then the Seasons after are basically the aftermath.

It involves pretty much all of my OCs, including Jes, Derek, Kiera, Kaito the elemental killer, Mal 'Eec. Plus some actual minifigures that come to actual Ninjago sets like Cece and Kaito (the human) that I just gave some story to.

I don't know when the actual start of the AU will be, because I have not wrote it yet. And whenever I start writing it depends on the most recent Ninjago season that will have come out at that point. If I start writing it soon, it will just be the series prologue and "Memories of a Moonlit Sea (That I Used To Be)".

Also, I do want to note that when I do start writing it, there will be quite a few content warnings, specifically involving graphic violence.

And a big thing of the AU is that it fucks up a lot of canon lore. And it's deliberately in a way so that the ninja (the main characters) think all the canon lore is true, when in fact parts are not.

Like the fact that in my AU there is a third continent up in the Northern hemisphere that was not created by the FSM. In the present day, since there are obviously going to be satellites, seeing as how people were able to go to space in Season 3, the explanation for the continent being hidden is that people on that continent somehow hack the satellites so that Ninjagan satellites can't see them or watch their TV. But the citizens of this continent know a lot about Ninjago, both from ancient and present history. I also want to note that this is not supposed to say that in our world, there is an extra continent. NO. We are not doing conspiracy theories here. I just thought it'd be easier and more interesting for the plot to have another continent available to explain things. (The continent is named Aquaria, after Aquariume (which I headcanon as Zane's power source, and also need a whole other post going over it because it's both a crystal and an elemental power), originally called Atlantis, due to being the continent that was submerged long before Time had a name when Wojira started attacking all those years ago)

Or all the Oni and Dragon anatomy shit. And Oni lore, especially involving Resurrected Oni, Brood Oni (Season 10 Oni), and the type of Oni that Jes and Lloyd are. (some of which isn't really scientifically possible and is noted that it shouldn't (mainly involving the actual genetics, because that shit does not follow 5th grade genetics rules), but is also played off as "because why the fuck not"). Plus a lot of Dragon and Oni hybrid lore as well.

Or like the fact that there are things unknown about elemental powers. Such as the origin of powers like Tech, Ink, whatever the fuck Zeatrix's is, and Heat (which may change depending on how DR actually explains their power origins). Or the two still in the realm but not in the Ninjago continent (Death and Dark Lightning). Ooooorrrr the Dead Elements (which I also need to make a whole other post on)

Or, (not curtailing to certain elements anymore) the existence of Elemental Beings, which are basically elementals who instead of holding all the powers of an element, hold one or two. They can hold multiple elements (which Elemental Masters can technically as well, but not as Master powers).

Or what happens to an Elemental Master's power after they have kids. Because the power is still there. The Master just has to relearn how to use their powers.

Aaaannnd then there's the reason why the lore's fucked up. Mainly involving Hazza'Dur. Who was an Eclipse Born. Like his little brother by seven years, Mal 'Eec.

In the AU, Eclipse Borns are two elementals born seven years apart, during a time period between the Two Twin Eclipses. These eclipses are more than seven years apart from each other. But the two children have the same exact power as each other. This is different from elemental beings, because elemental being siblings don't regularly have similar powers. And even if they are similar, they are not exactly the same. But Eclipse Born Elemental Masters are even rarer than Eclipse Born Elemental Beings. And even more powerful.

But Hazza'Dur kills his little brother and takes his power, becoming very powerful. I am not going to go too much into that right now, because that in itself (like everything else) is a long ass tangent and this post is already pretty long. But his rise to power and the aftermath of his death involve a lot of things, including Shintaro lore.

I got a bit derailed (since there's a ton of shit), but despite all the ancient Ninjago lore in the series, the AU takes part during present day, after the Merge. And a lot of fucked up shit happens. Especially after the "Un-Merge" happens. Because things start to get really shitty in Ninjago. And Aquaria. Though they were already fucked up in Aquaria.

Anyways, that's all for this post. If you or anyone else wants to drop an ask about literally anything in this post, I will be happy to respond. Probably with another long ass post as well. That opens up new things to ask about. Because there is a lot.

[stargazeraldroth]

Do you ever add anyone to the Star Sans??? They’re three to six against the Bad Sans, so I’m curious if you ever headcanon them as having other members or not… Blue being strong enough to fight off four people is great, don’t get me wrong! But I do feel bad for the poor guy… Ink and Dream can’t exactly help, they’re facing off against equivalently powerful foes, themselves.

I know Lust is a popular add on, though! I’m also rather fond of Outer, Epic, and Color, myself.

There are a lot of different Sanses (and… Probably other multiversal variants in general) that could be added to each side, now that I think about it. Could be turning them into like, organizations or something like that, heh.

Not really, no. I do like the idea of additional Star Sanses, but for the most part, I use the idea of the Council. So technically speaking, I guess they could be considered Star Sanses, but the actual Star Sanses are the main fighters, if you will. Additionally, I often use the idea of Cross being a double agent or betraying the Bad Sanses to join them. In those situations, Cross and Blue would likely team-up against the Murder Trio while Ink and Dream handle their counterparts.

One of the characters I sometimes add to the Bad Sanses is Betty/Bete Noire, the one from Glitchtale. I don't really have much of an explanation or reason for this, I just do. I just think she's neat. Another one to consider is Cipher, the Bill Cipher Sans, but he's usually more of an occasional business partner than an actual member of the team.

[papersnarl]

What's wrong with headpats though, they're comforting.. unless Paper Snarl just absolutely despises them. If so I'm sorry- Anyways, do he have any friends? Kind of curious to know, since I might know of a smol boi that may possibly be in-need of someone new to interact with I'm totes not asking because I wanna draw fanart, er er er But on a serious note..I would ask about Fell!Ink but there seems to be negative responses about em so far.. plusidontwannadietoshattereddream Aa-- I forgot to add "*That one anon" on the last Ask, dang it- PS, I love your OC (Sona?)!

"I just don't like them it's really awkward to be petted when you have these wisps like how I do geez. Plus my skull is only part actual skeleton so it's just weird thanks. Yeah I have a friend her names Shrimp she's my best only friend and is chill. Interactions... hmmm I guess are fine I'm not the friendliest fucker but ah well." He shrugs thinking.

"What do you mean? Dad has nothing to do with that.. bastard." He pauses for a moment and shakes his head. "Anyways yeah yeah."

Yes the moth guy is my sona/main guy tysm! It's silly to draw him.

Papersnarl is always open to art, interactions, and headcanons it all just probably wouldn't be canin to his character at the end of the day but hey that all depends he's silly! Tysm tho anon for the constant asks and support!

[nibwhipdragon]

Alright, Joseph for the character ask I wanna read an essay

You all really know who to ask for these character ask games don't you. Thank you I have. Written a lot. I apologise in advance if my writing seems to be discombobulated at times or if it feels like I'm going in circles, my brain has been like mush lately I cannot essay properly rn

Tagging @pey-no-attention-to-me as you asked for this too :3

It's all under the cut because I wrote SO MUCH.

Sexuality headcanon: Bisexual fr ❗️❗️❗️ Though I did see something abt Joseph being aro on here ages ago and it's been rattling around in my head ever since...him being aro/aroace actually kinda gives a reason as to why he's Like That imo, I like to dabble in it. Also it's really funny

Gender headcanon: Genderfluid 💥💥💥 It just fits, yknow? Though I am also open to other gender headcanons, I like to dabble in trans man and trans woman Joseph sometimes (I actually did do a screenshot edit with transfem Joseph once, and oh my god I hate hair so much) <3

A ship I have with said character: Caejose is my main ship with him, as you can probably tell. I also love joseq, they're such a sweet little couple, it's so wholesome (we ignore the cheating, though Joseph does have his selfish and bad traits he would NOT cheat, I hate Araki making him cheat just to get another Joestar for the plot). Hmm actually I should write some joseq I haven't written much and when I do it's sidelined by caejose...

A BROTP I have with said character: JOSEPH AND SMOKEY FR!!!!! WE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN MORE OF THEM AND THEIR SHENANIGANS!!!!! THEY WERE SUCH A GOOD DUO SMOKEY WAS THE FIRST FRIEND JOSEPH MADE HAUGHHHHH ARAKI WHY DO YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME (I need to actually work on my full rewrite of jjba tbh)

Also I think there's probably something that can be said about Joseph having no proper friends before Smokey. Idk man but the way he always gets so aggressive over the littlest things, but it feels almost defensive in a sort of way to me? Like with the way he immediately demanded to know what was up with the Squid Ink Spaghetti, and the way he was really tentative with starting to eat it once he was told what it was. Yeah that could be chalked down to him just being wary of it as he's not used to the food and he won't know if he'll like it, but with him having no friends and also being arrested 3 times before hitting 20, I have a feeling something else is at play. Joseph was likely bullied in school, if I'm completely honest. That guy 100% did not have a good childhood I can guarantee you that.

And with that likely being the case, his first friend being Smokey kinda has a lot more meaning if you get what I mean. Like they first met because Smokey stole his wallet and ended up being attacked by the police for it. Of course yeah Joseph's not a racist so of course he wouldn't stand for that (ONCE AGAIN, WE IGNORE PART 3 BECAUSE ARAKI LITERALLY CANNOT KEEP HIS OWN CHARACTERS CONSISTENT. GOD.), but the whole arresting thing you'd assume he'd be fine with. And oddly enough he's not, he doesn't want Smokey to get arrested in the first place. You'd think he'd tell them to chill tf out with the racist stuff and leave it at that, but the first thing he tells the cops is that he gave Smokey the wallet – meaning there was no crime committed at all. And the police also only start doing stuff to Joseph after he tried to get Smokey off it scot-free (I feel that this change is more emphasised in the manga, where they straight up ask Joseph why he cares about Smokey as he's white and Smokey is black, I feel like they sorta bring Joseph down to Smokey's level in their minds after Joseph still stays on Smokey's side), so he definitely doesn't do this for his sake as it'd be better for him if he just left it. And with this being Joseph, with his selfish streak, that's quite notable. Personally I think that Joseph could recognise that Smokey wasn't in a good spot if he was stealing in broad daylight like that, he must've been desperate to do that. And once he saw how the police were treating him that just made him wanna make sure Smokey didn't get arrested more. I feel that if he really was bullied in childhood he'd understand the othering going on here (sure he can't understand completely bc getting othered by bullying and getting othered by racism is different. But the similarities ARE there) by the police to Smokey and that's what does cause him to have that REALLY violent outburst towards them (it was deserved, yes, but it didn't need to go that far to get the job done, ykwim). Actually the violent outburst is actually quite notable, seeing that kids that have been abused a lot – because bullying IS abuse – do usually tend to become aggressive and have behavioural and emotional regulation problems later in life as a result of it, sorta like a defence mechanism (and also because being bullied is not a good place to grow up in they also probably didn't have a chance to learn how to regulate emotions, especially if they were being teased and mocked for their feelings and that) and oh my god I'm going off on a major tangent I'll stop now

They also seem to have a sort of brotherly bond with each other, and I love that. They're just really awesome and cool and god I wish Araki had more screen time of them. Part 2 suffers from a lot of pacing issues actually now that I think about it. I'm Normal as you can tell

A NOTP I have with said character: Literally anything incestuous. There's so much incestuous stuff I come across it all the time it's so bad. I hate how Araki goes about writing jjba as he goes along if not for that we wouldn't have had the whole Lisa Lisa bath scene while also being his mother, which I think a lot of the incest stuff comes from. It's just...ew. You can't even get any interesting takes on the narrative with it the majority of the time. Just. 🤢

Also Josekars. Like I can see AUs where Kars ends up turning good and becomes friends or whatnot, Kars is a very interesting character for plots like that, but I simply do not like the ship for em both, it's just not my cup of tea.

A random headcanon: Whenever he had a nightmare as a child, he'd go and sleep in the same bed as Erina, as it'd bring him comfort. However, he still did this even when he was older, until he finally moved out with Suzi. Erina never minded, she'd do anything to make him feel better. (WAAAAHHHHH JOSEPH AND ERINA'S RELATIONSHIP...)

General opinion of said character: do i even need to say.

Well. I think he's very interesting due to his personality and morals being very gray in a way the other Joestars aren't, the other Joestars mainly have their negative traits be in what they do (steal, be a delinquent, etc.) and not their actual personality traits like selfishness and that. He's terribly underused by Araki and also mischaracterised in later parts because it's Araki of course that's gonna happen. I think about him every day for hours at a time he's at the forefront of my mind constantly I'm Normal about him and he's one of the main things keeping my mind tethered to jjba as Sonic's kinda dragging me away from it, hence why Sonic and Joseph are fistfighting in my mind, they both want all my autism RAM so bad you have no idea. Nobody gets him like I do. OK maybe not nobody else, Seaweed and Kirsten get him. Other jjba mutuals don't Josephpost enough/I don't know irl so I can't make a proper judgement on it. He makes me sick I hope he dies. Taking him out for ice cream. Kissing him sloppy (platonically). Detaching his penis so he can never have sex again. Joseph Joestar