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Okay guys I think I should quit the fandom and in generally never create any interpretation ever again. I wrote her like two years ago in summer 2021, my version of Izzy, an obscure character from Bloodborne:
- Has motivation of 'if everyone is a beast, then no one is a beast' in the end
- Defends people like Suspicious Beggar who legit has beasthood genetically (Loran) and it wasn't their own fault
- As result, culturally appropriates tries to self-inflict beastial features of Loran kin upon herself
- Curses Yamamura's whole village
- Has long brown hair and slashing scar on her face that wounded one of her eyes
- Is one of the people against the corrupt order that governs her world (in BB that's Moon's vicious cycle of ascension vs hunt that I keep rambling about, and its simps Laurence, Ludwig and Gehrman)
I've been FUCKING writing a waifu version of Dung Eater THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME.
I QUIT.
Also:
@val-of-the-north You are on a THIN fucking ice, I know your secrets I can out and I have mutuals that will bully you
#bloodborne#fandomry rambles#irreverent izzy#shitposting#cannot even tag it as 'shitposting' or 'cursed' because in both cases it will be an awful pun fss fdshfhsdh#@val LMAO WHAT#WHY YOU ALWAYS MAKE THINGS EVEN WORSE. WHY YOU ALWAYS KICK ME WHEN I AM DOWN#i mean yes at least Izzy is normal (as normal as soulsborne npc can be) but like#narratively they are the same trope serving the same purpose in the overall lore#so yes i'm never writing an obscure character again and instead stick only to canon elaborate blorbos#time to only ever touch BB DLC main cast and no one else -_-#god i hate this so much#i just can't catch a break from realisations literally no one needed
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can we talk about how the weirdest part of staticmoth isn't even the fact that they're toxic to each other?
it's how they both react to each other's toxicity with nonchalance.
like. first, during val's tantrum, val throws a glass at vox, or well, in his vicinity.
then vox just... steps away like it's nobody's business, barely bothered by it.
and later, when it's vox's turn to be angry, he roughly pulls val down, shakes him, and shouts at his face.
then val just... shrugs it off.
usually when you think of a toxic relationship, you'd probably think of person A being toxic to person B then person B biting back just as toxic until it's a back and forth of toxicity, a full-blown fight.
but that. that's not staticmoth. staticmoth is fucking weird in that when one is acting toxic towards the other, the other acts nonchalant and doesn't retaliate. then they switch roles on who the toxic one is and who the nonchalant one is.
I am not at all denying the toxicity in their relationship, but they certainly are a really fucking weird brand of toxic that is just. so hard to describe.
#osrs.txt#what the fuck is wrong with them (millions of things)#staticmoth#voxval#I didn't want to put too many examples in here but there's also val throwing and breaking vox's phone#where vox just looks annoyed but otherwise does not retaliate or bite back#then there's vox trying to get val's attention cause he wasn't listening to him#and he does the first instance of pulling him down roughly and shouting at his face#to which val just stares into blank space LMAO and also does not retaliate to this#not really sure how to classify their respective manipulations in this since... it's manipulation and not outright aggression#lmk what to tag here cause I have no fucking clue#tw domestic violence#???#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#vox hazbin#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#valentino hazbin#valentino hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#couldn't find all the gifs I wanted so I made them myself LMAO
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Tibia Mariners and Those Lost in Death
While I am at it, I should talk about a detail found in Messmer's Shadow Keep. On the way to the Specimen Storehouse, you'll be faced with a peculiar sight: boats lit on fire.
This seems to be a callback to Viking funerals, except the boats are placed in a row and burnt on land. It's certainly an odd practice, but it might only be done this way because Messmer's forces are far from an accessible shore or water that's deep enough to perform it normally.
However, something else caught my eye. The boats looked quite familiar so I went back to check and...
It was the EXACT model as the boats used by the Tibia Mariners! Perhaps it is obvious seeing as the Messmer boats are used in a funerary rite, but I think it's still quite a significant connection, especially since the old Mariners have gotten quite a bit of new lore in the DLC. In Charo's Hidden Grave we can find the skulls of boatmen as a crafting material, presumably that of previous Tibia Mariners.
This is outright confirmed after finding the lone Tibia Mariner in the area, who upon defeat drops the Tibia's Cookbook, which describes them as the oldest of grave keepers.
(Btw I love the detail of the piece of lace cloth and golden ornaments, they are the same found on the Mariners themselves. They even come with the same ghostly glow)
This is quite the revelation, as prior to Shadow of the Erdtree we had no way of knowing that these guys actually predated the spread of Deathroot and Godwyn's transformation into the Prince of Death. And how could we doubt that, since they even drop Deathroot themselves? But there was something that most people have neglected to note about the Mariners, me included.
In the base game, the Tibia Mariner found in the Wyndham Ruins drops a spell called Tibia's Summons. This inconspicuous sorcery of the servants of death actually holds a perplexing description which mentions a group known as "Those Lost in Death".
There was something seemingly redundant and unexplained about these guys. What does "Lost in Death" mean? Why aren't they simply called "Those Who Live in Death"? It wouldn't blame anyone for assuming that this description just contains an outdated term for the undead before they stuck with the one used in-game. However, through the Tibia's Cookbook, we find a NEW reference to this same concept.
Roughly the same title (Those Lost in Death = one lost in death), the same underlying sentiment, and we have verifiable proof that the Tibia Mariners are outright ancient... so what's the deal with this? Well, I have a theory.
The descriptions of these things hint at the fact that the dead have been wandering for a very long time, and that they are in need of leadership. Before the DLC, it was easy to assume that the undead were simply a result of Deathroot, and the game seemed to suggest the same thing by stating multiple times that it was the origin of Those Who Live in Death...
... but that's the thing! Prior to Deathroot connecting them to Godwyn, the undead amounted only to shambling corpses. They were not LIVING in Death, but simply LOST in it, which is how the Mariners were able to control them in ancient times through the use of sounds, both their horns and the Calls of Tibia. It's only through the guidance of a lord, in this case the Prince of Death, that they found an identity and new life.
It's likely the undead waned in the era of Marika because of her elaborate Erdtree burials and general control of life and death. Heck, the figure of Rosus, who guides us to the Catacombs, must have also played a big part in their disappearance. His axe has a similar power to the Tibia's Summons and it's called Rosus's Summons. Its description also mentions that the dead easily lose their way, meaning that Rosus was meant to lend the dead a guiding hand. "Those Lost in Death" would be lost no more.
Without people Lost in Death, the Mariners kind of lost their purpose and vanished for a long time... until the Shattering and the rise of Those Who Live in Death of course. It might mean that the only reason they hold onto Deathroot is because it attracts and connects the new undead.
I guess Godwyn was meant to be a sort of "lighthouse" for all undead. He would make sure they never lost themselves but also that they would be allowed to live instead of being forced back to rest like with Rosus and Marika. Him being a "lighthouse" also fits the marine theme that all this death business is going for quite neatly I think...
But to return to what started this... maybe those boats lit on fire are Messmer's way of making sure the soldiers of his army aren't lost to death after their passing. A way to give them a proper rest the way Marika would have wanted, even though he is limited in what he can do about it. The Catacombs are now corrupted with Deathroots and Godwyn's corpse bodies, and guarded by his fervent golden Death Knights.
(P.S. - I didn't know where to put this, but "Charo" is one letter off from Charon, the ferryman of the dead in Greek mythology. Seeing as the place is connected to the Tibia Mariners, who shepherded Those Lost in Death in an age long past, I find that this connection might not be mere coincidence...)
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring dlc#tibia mariner#those who live in death#this DLC threw the little guys a bone#*ba dum tss*#ok but seriously I didn't know what to make of “those lost in death” prior to it#I just resigned to thinking it had to be some beta version of the “those who live in death” name#but nope. it actually makes sense#somehow...#and I am pretty satisfied with the answer#love the marine vibes that death has in this game lol#I wish they explored it more but alas#I'll accept the tibia lore gladly lmao#val-post
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mic'd up jure highlights from sea star festival last year
#joker out#jure maček#they forgot to turn his sound off when they edited this i guess lmao#i love him asking primož for the next song#also him convinced they're playing novi val when it's not even on the setlist asfghfljkl#i don't speak slovene so idk what else he's saying#jure girlies (gn) won with this filming but as i am a nace girlie (gn) first and foremost i am not so happy#so few nice shots of nace (and jan) in this recording?? there are more closeups of kris' ass than of nace and jan combined#shame because their outfits are so nice i would have giffed them#and some nice jance moments as well but nope just kris' ass. and hands.#i'm sure some of you are not complaining though asfghafgl
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Adding to my rp wishlist and/or verses later: AU where Stolas is a Sinner & works in the sex industry with/like Angel. And yes, they are best friends. How did you know?
#✧・゚・゚✧ | ☾ | : jude speaks.#✧・゚・゚✧ | ☾ | : rp wishlist.#i do what i want obviously. i am just making all the au's at this point#yea yea yea hell yea#I'll make a whole playlist too#also no i do not mean he works for val. i just mean [ in general ] does the work under someone else or somethin#unless that was desired by someone lmao. in which i am open to suggestions#maybe. sjskska
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yall.....should I finally take the gay ass plunge and watch "heartstopper" before the 3rd season comes out? Like....the clips I've seen from that show have made my bi ass so emotional and happy like????....and should I watch it with my mom? (im out to her but id love to watch a show that could help open her mind and educate her a bit more yk?)👀🫡
#val rambles#not what i usually post#but eh whatever#heartstopper#i want to feel the queer joy i felt watching glee lmao#well...glee was the reason i realized i was bi so...#i felt queer joy during the rewatch lmao#bisexual#im bi actually
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why are you, as an adult in 2024, still hung up on reylo. why are you still mocking the shippers. why do you believe yourself to be superior only because you dislike a stupid ship from a fucking space fairytale. girl (gnc) get a grip
#it's ridiculous. this ship is... stupidly cliché. like if you know fandoms at all#you could easily guess why people would be into it. hello?? have you tried to watch tfa without your hate-on-kyle-ron goggles?#did you watch their scenes together? you don't have to like something to recognize the hints#hell. at the time i didn't really like jonerys but i realized they were going to be a thing when i read agot in 2011#like folks. it's been nearly TEN LONG YEARS. let it go. LET IT FUCKING GOOOO#and for the lucy/cooper shippers out there who think reylos are (again) delusional when they compare the two ships:#no. *you* are being delusional only because you think reylo is unsexy and uncool (which is your right to think btw. obv)#if you can't see why someone would like both of these pairings for similar reasons... idk what to say honestly#people compared it to hannigram... honestly. again i see why they would appeal to anyone who's into both ships#i really do. but... unpopular opinion (since i'm more of a clannibal fan than i could ever be of reylo):#they are more similar to reylo than will/hannibal. there i said it#i'm not talking about the writing (admittedly the quality of it was questionable). i'm talking about tropes#never mind that imo the ghoul is more akin to vader than kylo but whatever#hannibal is an unapologetic kind of villain. he's not gonna have a redemption arc and that's okay#cooper is an antivillain who used to be a good man and became a disfigured cruel bastard. a parody of himself#lucy is him. him before the bombs dropped before he discovered the person he trusted the most wanted to commit genocide#nice. moral. polite. infused with the Good Old American Values™. he's basically her dark side#all of this is very hannigram/clannibal. i'm not denying it at all#but what'll likely happen is that lucy's actions will have a positive influence on the ghoul and remind him of what it means to be a man#and that's way more reylo-like. sorry.#beauty&thebeast/villain with some hidden good in him+morally righteous heroine/enemies to lovers etc.#i mean. hello??..... having said that. i'm not so much of a reylo shipper anymore and tbh never was. i really liked it at the time#but i was never fond of the st era. my fav characters are vader and leia and revan from the old eu. just saying#*and* it's also not impossible lucy gets darker with the ghoul as her traveling companion. in fact i wouldn't dislike it at all#if done well i mean#but i would still like for people to be intellectually honest and less puerile. god knows i have my notps#but i really don't give a fuck about the shippers. good for them i guess? i have better taste lmao but that's heavily subjective#val rambles in the tags#val speaks#txt
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Hello ! one of my friends Forrest has unfortunately lost their house and is having to move states, they have two cats and are in need of a roof and other essentials. with the goal of raising $3,000.
Donate when you can!
https://gofund.me/d71909b5
#signal boost#cats#because there is a cat image in the link lmao#digital art#doodle#artists on tumblr#gofundme#idk what other tags give a boost but here’s to hoping people will see this#some proceeds from my commissions will go to them as well#but donate yourself if you are able to! they are all greatly appreciated#artist#art#vals doodle extravaganza
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got her resting bitch face from the crest of seiros
gaslighting myself: yeah yeah they do
#edelgard von hresvelg#fe3h#my art lmao#i wonder what went through edelgard's head the first time she saw rhea with her hair down#i imagine it to be when she got rhea captured..... did she see herself in her then?#it's so... i mean they kind of look alike and it's probably triggering to el. seeing someone in chains. a position she had been#did she falter? did it renew her resolve?#or did it ever make her realize that they were very similar but she pushed the thought away or else she'll rethink her actions?#ugh so many possibilities#edelgard has rhea captured for five years. i don't believe that she didn't visit her even once#UGH INTSYS I FAWKING HATE YOU#gimme more lore 😫#shut up val#follow me on the bird app or whatever
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I've been thinking a lot about how Rook's reunion with his former mentor, Zara, is going to go, and since I can't predict what the DM is going to have her do or say, I can only dwell on what I know is going to happen. Which happens to include taking off the illusion ring that's been hiding his injuries from her. So have a snippet of the description I have planned for that moment:
tw for description of (mostly healed) injuries
He hesitates, twisting a ring on his finger. Looking at it more closely, she can tell it’s very finely crafted, and must have been very expensive. A large emerald is set into the band. Rook sighs, and pulls the ring off his finger in one quick motion. Immediately she’s struck by the difference in his appearance as the illusion melts away. He looks awful. His warm, healthy skin fades to a dull and sickly grey. There’s huge bags under his deeply sunken eyes, and his cheeks are hollowed, as though they have been carved out by an overeager sculptor. He looks like he’s recently risen from the grave. While he was thin before, now she can see his ribs under the skin, and his collarbones are exaggeratedly pronounce. Thin white lines left by dozens upon dozens of recently healed cuts are scattered across his body. On top of that, faded bruises cover most of his visible skin, a mottled mosaic of purple and yellow. They’re clearly days, maybe weeks old, and she can only begin to imagine what they must have looked like when fresh. Bandages are barely visible under his shirt, wrapping around his back, hinting at even more injuries.
#morrigan.text#my writing#dnd writing#oc: Rook#oc: Zara#Poor Zara.#she's gonna feel so fucking guilty about everything that's happened to him in the last 3 years even though it's not her fault.#yes she pissed off Wolf but she had no way of knowing Wolf would go after Rook instead of her.#(I don't even know what she did to piss off Wolf. That's the Big Reveal that's going to happen when Rook sees her again.)#but yeah. Seeing him like this and knowing/thinking that it's because of her actions... it's going to destroy her and that kills me.#I don't know what she did but I *do* know that she never intended for Rook to get hurt. She loves him too much for that.#but Rook could never blame her for anything. He'd forgive her just about anything. And that will probably only make her feel worse.#Rook and his mentors will never ever fail to fuck me up big time.#his undying devotion and naive faith in them which is such a stark contrast to his usual distrust of people.#and it gets him hurt every time even though the don't *mean* to hurt him. But Sigmar's case was definitely much more malicious than Zara's.#this reunion is going to be such a huge turning point for Rook's character and his personal development as a character.#well really it's a combination of things all happening at once that are going to be the turning point.#1) the fact that the party rescued him from Wolf which has literally no other explanation than that they love him and care about him.#2) seeing Zara again and finally getting that closure that he never got three years ago plus being to reestablish the most important#relationship in his entire life. Plus she's just a good influence on him all-around a much-needed source of support after Sigmar's betrayal#3) getting gifted the Tide Breaker (Zara's old ship) and having to learn some responsibility for once in his life will be very good for him#and I guess you could also say that 4) my temporary character Val talking some sense into him has something to do with it lmao.#but we'll see how this all plays out bc while I know these things are going to happen they technically haven't happened yet.#I'm not gonna RP the conversation between Rook and Val bc it would just be me talking to myself for a long time but I am gonna write it up#when we get to that point so I can show it to the DM so he knows what they talked about. Plus it will be a very fun exercise bc Val was#literally designed to be Rook's opposite in just about every way. They're very wise and responsible and Rook is a reckless idiot.#(but I love him anyways.)#So it's gonna be fun to balance writing both of them in the same conversation.#anyways. these tags are SO FUCKING LONG already. If you read this far I'm giving you your favorite dessert and a hug if you want it.#and also pledging you my undying allegiance for life. <3
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Restarted PL last night and Val (and I) are obsessed with Rosalind Myers after she beat the shit out of us. Didn't think PL would change Val's canon, but she's gonna shoot her shot with Madam President. 😏
#cyberpunk 2077#rosalind myers#phantom liberty#val things#val lore#oc lore#jesus what is her fucking lore tag lmao
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I feel like there's an interesting aspect when it comes to vox and huskerdust in that there's a non-zero chance that vox also has a sort of indirect relationship with husk along with the already existing indirect relationship he has with angel, like yes there's the former overlord stuff but they may also know each other a bit more personally due to vox's past association with alastor, like how mimzy knows husk and niffty, so huskerdust to him is like… the weirdest crossover of all time to him, val's whore getting together with alastor's pet lmao
honestly bonus points if he also calls husk "husker" like alastor and mimzy
#osrs.txt#that being said niffty not knowing the vees kinda throws it off a bit#like I've mentioned before it's possible she has met vox and just didn't know when he formed the vees but yeah idk it's weird#idk what I'm saying tbh ramble that doesn't make sense#I just think huskerdust being a double indirect relationship to vox is funny#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#vox hazbin#vox hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin husk#husk#husk hazbin#shoutout to that one reblog that typed an essay about vox and husk on my angel+husk+alastor+vox+val nightmare rotation chart#made me want to bring this up again#and by again I mean for the first time here cause I’ve made constant unsatisfactory drafts about vox and huskerdust LMAO#hazbin hotel
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It came to me in a vision, I had to make it a reality
#elden ring#shabriri#melina#melina elden ring#lightseeker hyetta#bloody finger hunter yura#festering fingerprint vyke#roundtable knight vyke#vyke the dragonspear#queen marika the eternal#tarnished elden ring#tarnished#I am so sorry I don't know what prompted me#forgive me if you can#or don't#my favorite part must be the phone edits tho lmao#val-post
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2024 reads / storygraph
Apollo Ascending series
Greek myth inspired fantasy romance series
Apollo is forced to spend a year with the prince of a neighboring kingdom before ascending to godhood, despite hating everything gods stand for and wanting to stay mortal with his sister
Prince Hyacinth is dealing with taking over his father’s responsibilities, and having to host the unruly almost-god, while his sister tries not to be forced into a role and marriage she doesn’t want, as she’s in love with a stablehand
romance, drama, tragedy, and a war against the gods,
5 POVs, m/m m/f & aroace
#a veil of gods and kings#apollo ascending#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#Okay I did entirely read this for the aroace character. I doubt I would have read all of them if I wasn’t offline for a few days lmao#Overall though I enjoyed it? Enough to read all of them anyway. I feel like they were about what I expected them to be.#the greek myth inspired fantasy world was interesting (though definitely inspired and doing its own thing#I almost wanted it to be a little More in the direction of originality (renaming more of them etc))#there sure is a lot of drama and tragedy and politics!#I felt like there was a good balance of romance and plot (obviously going into it knowing that it is romance heavy)#I appreciate that it built up the girls’ friendship a lot (in the first book at least)#I wasn’t sure about the writing initially but I got used to it.#Have to say the repeated use of the word badass felt anachronistic compared to the rest of the worldbuilding.#val & epiphany’s back and forth started to get a bit tiresome.#and gotta say the last book felt a bit drawn out - it kinda felt like what was going on with hyacinth was dragged on#for the whole book so that they could fit all of epiphany’s plot in there#but anyway since it’s why I read these: artemis is aroace. it’s only really brought up briefly 3 or 4 times but I feel like the fact that…#it’s artemis…. there’s some precedent. she’s got POV in books 2-4 and has just as much of her own plotline as the others#I thought the platonic take on her relationship with orion was interesting#would I recommend reading just for aroace reasons? probably not unless you’re otherwise interested
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here it is! the Valentine's Day blog special art thing!!! feat. Val
it took me forever to come up with a quote for this "card" and all I could think of was a pun.
alternate versions under the cut:
#tw guns#cw guns#????#its really cartoony but#just in case#oc / val#look i made a thing#i like to imagine that this is what Val's handwriting looks like#something unnecessarily fancy and swirly#without the context of Val being a twist on the Cupid concept the sniper rifle of a valentine's day card may be a bit concerning lmao#i dont know how to draw people holding guns#...yet#val will force me to learn lest i get shot. by the gun#im gonna say that val has social anxiety so sending a valentine's day card to somebody he likes would be really nerve-wracking for him#so. an excuse for why the quote is bland. HAHA TAKE THAT#val with social anxiety was alreadu in the works so the excuse makes EVEN MORE SENSE FOR HER CHARACTER#sans au#sans oc#undertale au
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god i can't do SHIT with santiago in PM bc he just makes everything go fucky but i also ship remi with him so i'm like what do man ;0;
i struggle to write my ideas out recently so i wanna take pics but iT WONT LEMME TAKE PICS
graaahhhh frustration
#val rambles#smol vent#i mean it how it be but idk what's conflicting with him to make the physics go fucky#bc i am forever not understanding this mod stuff lmao
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