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Alola. Think that's what you say.
My name is Dillisk. I'm a Ranger for the Ultra Recon Squad. An...Ultra Recon Ranger, you could say. I think. I don't care about pronouns. Use any you'd like. Um...
This is just a personal blog, so anything I say doesn't reflect the URS. I also...don't know a lot about the URS. Internal affairs and stuff. I just do missions.
I have one Ultra Beast—a Poipole. I've named them Plum :)
My coworkers might pop up here from time to time. I'll let them introduce themselves, I think. Don't worry- they're very cool :D
That's all. I look forward to getting to know you all ^^
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[ Current Status: Loitering . . . ]
[Magic Anons: Disabled]
[Mystery Gift: Enabled]
["Pelipper" Mail: Enabled]
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//Hello! This is skrelp, back at it again for a take two of this blog!
So, if you don't know, here's a basic explanation of what this blog (and who Dillisk) used to be (not required reading):
For a 100 Follower event on another Pkmn IRL Blog I run, I decided to do an 'au takeover!' Of that character, which ended up being Dillisk. I decided a few weeks after to make Dillisk a separate blog—but so that I wasn't running two blogs with the exact same character, I decided to include two of her coworkers on there!
This was all well and good, but I quickly felt stuck when it came to Dillisk as a character, and events I wanted to do with this blog. So it eventually fell into a hiatus. But I'm back! With a hard reboot.
Important notes:
Most interactions and events before August 23rd, 2024 are currently considered non-canon. This might change, depending on other muns and stuff! If we've interacted before, feel free to DM me and we can work something out !
The current Dillisk that runs this blog is NOT AFFILIATED with the previous version, or the other blog I mentioned. While they share the same name, the similarities end there. Everything, including their backstory, is now different!
Rules + Notices
No NSFW. Mod is an adult, but is just generally uncomfortable with that kinda thing.
Any blog with any canon can interact! This includes sapient Pokemon, eebies, and especially fallers!
Because it's not mentioned up there /\, Musharna Mail and Malice are both off.
If you ever want to work something out—like an event, or an established relationship between our characters or whatever—feel free to message me! I'm down for most things :D
This'll be a drama-stakes blog with medium-stakes on occasion!
Because of Dillisk's situation, the topic of amnesia and memory loss will be brought up a bunch. I'll tag these with 'tw amnesia' when I can.
Furthermore—feel free to poke and prod Dillisk about stuff! He's got. A lot going on LMAO
Let me know if you need anything tagged!
Mod can be found at @skrelps-cafe.
Other stuff 💥
Emoji Signoffs:
-🪼 [Dillisk]
-🍨 [Nori]
-💫 [Coworker 2] [Currently unnamed- Ask about them!]
[New!] Tags:
#it's dillisk! 🪼 — Posts where Dillisk is speaking
#asks and stuff — Ask tag
#coworker appearance: 💫 — Posts where one of Dillisk's coworkers makes an appearance. Once you learn their name, this tag will be phased out with a different one.
#it's nori! 🍨 — Posts where one of Dillisk's coworkers, Nori, makes an appearance.
#=on a mission!= — Posts where Dillisk is on a mission!
#rotomblr#pkmn irl#pokemon irl#it's dillisk! 🪼#asks and stuff#coworker appearance: 💫#=on a mission!=#it's nori! 🍨#coworker appearance: 🍨
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Little green mall wizard on a mission.
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corporations with fuck-you money like disney, target, and absolut vodka make big bucks selling their overpriced garbage with the orange&pink lesbian flag on it but the person who made it is currently HOMELESS.
update 2/may/2023
since i made this post people have tried to argue on it in some really disgusting ways honestly and it's shown me that a lot of you don't actually care about protecting your community. in the meantime emily, although no longer homeless, is still begging just to get by every moth. they have a place now but are always short on money for rides, meds, rent, and other bills.
give your money to emily gwen.
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Amok Time being Chekov's first episode will never not be funny to me. It's his first day on the job and the first officer is in heat
#average day on a 5-years mission#star trek#star trek tos#i'm shitposting today#amok time#kie types#kie being normal about media
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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy
#garth: makes useful comments about the mission#(is completely ignored cause no one can hear him)#garth: damn they hate my ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#garth of shayeris#teen titans#dc#dc comics#can u tell ive been reading teen titans volume 1#the audience letters are my favorite bit#garth: wow ok so u guys hate my jokes#wally: we have been standing in silence for the last 8 minutes
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Last one I swear... Unless?
#I hope those last two provide the adequate psychic damage#rarity#mlp#mlp gen 4#my little pony#friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#fluttershy#sweetiebelle#sassy saddles#coco pommel#spike#princess celestia#celestia#princess luna#luna#applejack#princess cadance#cadance#rarijack#meme#Rarity would make it her MISSION to brag about applejack#this might be the last one I do lol#Rarity deserved one. shes too good#She also deserves bragging about riding applejack like a bull#aND IT AINT HER FIRST RODEO BABEYYYY#whatsapp series
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RACIST PENGUINS?
I don't know what's funnier: the implication that these penguins know enough about imps to have slurs for them that can't be repeated on this show, or the implication that Blitzø speaks penguin
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truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.
during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.
he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.
the peak lords think he's cursed.
maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.
it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.
maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.
of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.
this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!
even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.
they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!
maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.
luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.
for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.
shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.
#i like the idea of sqq sort of disassociating every time he talks with the system#like his eyes go unfocused and he goes quiet and doesnt seem to hear what others are saying#and the others always thought that was odd but hey. whatever. until some strange *thing* started showing up#i do also like the idea of the system slowly allowing sqq more liberties#bc its decided it likes this storyline#liu qingge comes to cleanse sqqs meridians and gets red with anger when the system pops up in sqqs eyes#but then sqq reaches out to him and says ''no. it... likes you.''#the system doesnt (cant) really like anyone. but its gifting him friendship points when liu qingge visits him and that's positive?#liu qingge doesnt see it as positive and gets even more mad because what do you MEAN this monster enitity ''likes him''????#liu qingge is going to kill it the first chance he has!!#yue qingyuan talks about a mission looking for volunteers and you can *see* his face fall when the blue box appears#''it wants you to go. doesn't it?'' ''this shidi would like to join this mission.'' ''i understand.''#sometimes the blue box appears and sqq looks *stricken*. like he just saw something really awful#but he just cant talk about it#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#mu qingfang#system svsss#svsss au#reveal au
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Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”
Oliver:
Roy: and then I did
#incorrect quotes#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#really it could have been any of them#like yeah you can cry after the mission dude#but you gotta lock in#gen z humor#Roy Harper#Oliver Queen#green arrow#arsenal#red arrow#arrow
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Ethan, you wanna see some shit?
#he was just showing off with that last part#dogs#cute animals#mission impossible dog#barkour#obstacle course
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Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#tim was actually only restrained so jason could take that picture and laugh at him for a bit#damian arrived like literally five minutes after that photo was taken and they just played video/board games for a while#(this whole thing was actually just a ploy so they could distract tim from thinking about this dangerous mission that kons on rn)#((damian honestly wouldn't've been grounded if he had bribed jason to kidnap tim in private rather than on twitter lol))#batman#dc#bruce wayne#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin dc#duke thomas#the signal dc#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#batgirl#jonathan kent#jon kent#superboy#timkon#conner kent#kon el kent#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#batfamily
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...There's some more noises tonight. I think it's louder than before.
I'd love to go out and investigate, but I don't have the proper gear D:
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it#and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute#sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist#sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it#and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event#he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking#every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together#their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat#absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them#this is perfection#anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday#see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans
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One of the worse things about my content going viral on TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube all at once (help) is that suddenly, there are a lot of new eyes on my blog, and not all of them kind.
A handful, in particular, seem to object to my existence as a disabled person. Nothing new there. People tell me all the time I should free my husband from the terrible burden of being married to me by removing myself from the gene pool.
I can only assume that they're jealous of the fact that someone loves me, someone they deem worthless, while they themselves are loveless.
Anyway. Can't relate, lmao.
#you're lucky you're sending these messages to me#and not him#because he'd make it his life mission to destroy yours#that man is a golden retriever with the soul of an arsonist#I stg
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Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) dir. Christopher McQuarrie Deadpool and Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy
#missionimpossibleedit#marveledit#filmedit#hcavilledit#mission impossible#marvel#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#henry cavill#the cavillrine#movie#*mine#1k#2k#3k#zanisummers#userveronika#userfilm#userbbelcher#userstream#useroptional#dailyflicks#junkfooddaily#marveldaily#cinemapix#filmgifs#dailymarvelgifs#moviegifs#dilfgifs#cinematv
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