#=on a mission!=

[milkyway-myosotis]

Alola. Think that's what you say.

My name is Dillisk. I'm a Ranger for the Ultra Recon Squad. An...Ultra Recon Ranger, you could say. I think. I don't care about pronouns. Use any you'd like. Um...

This is just a personal blog, so anything I say doesn't reflect the URS. I also...don't know a lot about the URS. Internal affairs and stuff. I just do missions.

I have one Ultra Beast—a Poipole. I've named them Plum :)

My coworkers might pop up here from time to time. I'll let them introduce themselves, I think. Don't worry- they're very cool :D

That's all. I look forward to getting to know you all ^^

-🪼

[ Current Status: Loitering . . . ]

[Magic Anons: Disabled]

[Mystery Gift: Enabled]

["Pelipper" Mail: Enabled]

[Divider Credit!]

[Userbox Credit!]

(Ooc Beneath- Please read!)

//Hello! This is skrelp, back at it again for a take two of this blog!

So, if you don't know, here's a basic explanation of what this blog (and who Dillisk) used to be (not required reading):

For a 100 Follower event on another Pkmn IRL Blog I run, I decided to do an 'au takeover!' Of that character, which ended up being Dillisk. I decided a few weeks after to make Dillisk a separate blog—but so that I wasn't running two blogs with the exact same character, I decided to include two of her coworkers on there!

This was all well and good, but I quickly felt stuck when it came to Dillisk as a character, and events I wanted to do with this blog. So it eventually fell into a hiatus. But I'm back! With a hard reboot.

Important notes:

Most interactions and events before August 23rd, 2024 are currently considered non-canon. This might change, depending on other muns and stuff! If we've interacted before, feel free to DM me and we can work something out !

The current Dillisk that runs this blog is NOT AFFILIATED with the previous version, or the other blog I mentioned. While they share the same name, the similarities end there. Everything, including their backstory, is now different!

Rules + Notices

No NSFW. Mod is an adult, but is just generally uncomfortable with that kinda thing.

Any blog with any canon can interact! This includes sapient Pokemon, eebies, and especially fallers!

Because it's not mentioned up there /\, Musharna Mail and Malice are both off.

If you ever want to work something out—like an event, or an established relationship between our characters or whatever—feel free to message me! I'm down for most things :D

This'll be a drama-stakes blog with medium-stakes on occasion!

Because of Dillisk's situation, the topic of amnesia and memory loss will be brought up a bunch. I'll tag these with 'tw amnesia' when I can.

Furthermore—feel free to poke and prod Dillisk about stuff! He's got. A lot going on LMAO

Let me know if you need anything tagged!

Mod can be found at @skrelps-cafe.

Other stuff 💥

Emoji Signoffs:

-🪼 [Dillisk]

-🍨 [Nori]

-💫 [Coworker 2] [Currently unnamed- Ask about them!]

[New!] Tags:

#it's dillisk! 🪼 — Posts where Dillisk is speaking

#asks and stuff — Ask tag

#coworker appearance: 💫 — Posts where one of Dillisk's coworkers makes an appearance. Once you learn their name, this tag will be phased out with a different one.

#it's nori! 🍨 — Posts where one of Dillisk's coworkers, Nori, makes an appearance.

#=on a mission!= — Posts where Dillisk is on a mission!

[k-eke]

Little green mall wizard on a mission.

[lezzian]

corporations with fuck-you money like disney, target, and absolut vodka make big bucks selling their overpriced garbage with the orange&pink lesbian flag on it but the person who made it is currently HOMELESS.

update 2/may/2023

since i made this post people have tried to argue on it in some really disgusting ways honestly and it's shown me that a lot of you don't actually care about protecting your community. in the meantime emily, although no longer homeless, is still begging just to get by every moth. they have a place now but are always short on money for rides, meds, rent, and other bills.

give your money to emily gwen.

[awwkie]

Amok Time being Chekov's first episode will never not be funny to me. It's his first day on the job and the first officer is in heat

[foolsocracy]

this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

[daughterofsarenrae]

Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots

[dapper-lil-arts]

Last one I swear... Unless?

[blitz-without-the-o]

RACIST PENGUINS?

I don't know what's funnier: the implication that these penguins know enough about imps to have slurs for them that can't be repeated on this show, or the implication that Blitzø speaks penguin

[malenjoyer]

He’s shy

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy stays ready to clock the minotaur. this man would pause his lunch break to give this bull it's horn a third time. this man would dehydrate for two days if it meant he could murk this bull at the end of it. this man's beef with this walking beef is so grandeur. it was the first monster he killed the moment the battle of mamhattan began. this is one of percy's consistent bloodlust moments and no one will ever fault him for it.

[fairsweetlonging]

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.

[milkyway-myosotis]

...There's some more noises tonight. I think it's louder than before.

I'd love to go out and investigate, but I don't have the proper gear D:

-🪼

[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

[snarkspawn]

little doodle of bellara with her hair down

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)