#<- thats a news headline. they put it in the news

[a4g]

it's very nice to read your spoke rambles please continue

i love you

[thetangibleghost]

I've always wanted to wake up from a dream laughing and I just did but I realized after I woke up that I have missed a million social cues :((((((((((((((((( it wasn't even funny idk why I couldn't stop giggling. I dont even giggle irl.

[etoile-gracieuse]

hm. actually i think that i will not be on social media for the foreseeable future.

[imasucker-4-memories]

I'm curing my fomo of missing Foxing play their last show for the foreseeable future by buying their merch

[everythingne]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ ➛ miss diaz (fa14)

with fernando's new appreciation of tik tok, fans begin to wonder where he's getting the ideas from, until he ends up racing alongside his previously unknown daughter... who is already a driver, and in her twenties.

warnings/notes: fernando my dad fr, this is the silliest little fic i loved making it?? I have never written this man and i regret it hes so silly, quite short and sweet, i might make this a verse? idk. i have too many series' rn, but if people like it ...

faceclaim: none :D!

"Ay, papá, ¡no! [You're gonna get yourself hurt!]"

The Alonso house was never quiet. This was something your mother had come to realize long ago. But now she was concerned. What the hell could you and Fernando be doing that would lead to him getting hurt? Despite your insistence of being well mannered and quiet, your mother knew you could tend to get up to the same level of quirkiness as your father.

It didn't help you were smashing records in Formula 1 Academy, racing alongside women like Lia Block and the Al Qubaisi sisters, all while hiding your identity.

Someone had bashed it into you at twelve you'd only be known as Little Alonso if you continued racing under your fathers name, hence why you had insisted you dropped Alonso and continued with Diaz.

Which you did... after six months of convincing your father.

Who is currently shouting, "I'll be fine, ¡bebita!"

"You have old bones!" Is your remark as your mother gets up from where she's tending to the online store she runs for her business. Sort of like a branch out of her Etsy store. She made really nice custom embroidery on top of her working for a media company that outsourced and trained employees for PR teams.

"I'm not that old!" Fernando's shout makes her laugh into her hand as she steps into the kitchen to see you've got a whole plethora of items out and around you.

"What are you two doing..?" She hums, leaning on the doorframe and watching as both you and Fernando turn to her like deer in headlights.

And then you smile, "Papá wants to make a Tik Tok."

Verónica laughs, watching as her husband attempts to tape his phone to the ceiling fan and she puts her hands up and walks out of the room with a quick sentence over her shoulder, "[I'm not explaining this to Aston Martin!]"

fernandoalonso

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fernandoalonso: race weekend monaco edition 💚

user1: whos teenage daughter ghost wrote this caption?? how old is ur social media admin nando.

veronicadiaz: mi vida <3

⤷ fernandoalonso: mi corazón <3

⤷ user2: PARENNNTSSS

user3: i love my grid dad fr

missdiaz: youngest rookie on the grid!!

⤷ fernandoalonso: rookie of the year!

⤷ user4: yn and nando interaction. my heart is FULL!!

missdiaz

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missdiaz: monaco pit stop <3

astonmartinf1: thats our favorite academy driver!!

⤷ missdiaz: love u am xx

user1: mother is mothering fr

fernandoalonso: rookie of the year!!

⤷ missdiaz: youngest rookie on the grid!!

⤷ user2: nando become her grid dad pls i beg

user3: shut up shes in monaco.

user4: SO PRETTYYY

You read the headline for a third time, 'F1 Academy driver Y/N Diaz to replace ill Lance Stroll for the Monaco GP.'

There's a happy buzz in the Aston Martin garage, even with Lance being terribly ill this weekend. He'd still shown up in full support of his team, but was too woozy to actually get in the car. Too much of a risk. So, Aston Martin had called on you, and you were genuinely excited to race. So your father escorts you into the garage with a tiny proud smile, and all of Aston Martin knows who you actually are.

But media does not. Neither do some of the other drivers.

Hence how you end up talking with Lando during a press event, and when he gives you a soft smile and edges around asking your age, you have to poke your father's thigh to keep him from commenting on it. Lando has no idea he's blatantly flirting with you in front of your dad, but across from him Lewis is trying not to burst into laughter.

"I feel like I'm missing something." Lando says when the reporter comments on the eyes you, Lewis, and Fernando are giving each other. You look at Fernando and he nods,

"Yeah go for it, hermosa." Fernando taps your knee and you smirk, leaning on your fathers shoulder as you say,

"So my full name is Y/N Diaz Alonso, but I go by Diaz because y'know, my dad's got a pretty good legacy--"

"You're his daughter?!" Lando shouts and the audience starts screaming. Lewis is in practical tears with how hard he's laughing and Fernando's laughing as well. Lando curses, "Shit, man!"

"No hard feelings, man." Fernando reaches over to pats Lando's shoulder, who looks like he'd rather sink into the floor and die than be seen right now. Lewis is literally in tears.

"The fact Nando managed to keep this a secret for so long is unsurprising to me," Lewis says, "I mean, I knew because she was young when I first got to F1 and a lot of the older drivers know--plus Max, I think, because of the Piquets."

"Funnily enough," You giggle into the back of your hand, "Mark Webber's my godfather."

"Really?!" The reporters eyes widen and you nod.

"He's a bad influence, truly. Him and Jenson, oh and Seb, they were teaching me curse words at like four years old." You grin and Fernando laughs, now happily laying his arm across your shoulder to tug you to his side.

"And honestly, she's just like me at her age, so the boys on the track might wanna watch out." Fernando sends a pointed glance to Lando that has you whacking your fathers chest with a giggle.

"I'm more like him in the sense of goofy Renault celebrations Fernando, not like "I knew he'd brake because he has a wife and kids at home" Fernando." You clarify, but a knowing glance from Lewis has you shrugging while your father sits in smug confidence that his daughter will be fine.

And you would be. You were closer to the comments than the celebrations in actuality. Though, you'd never admit that.

[serxinns]

HAII MOOTIEEE I HAVE AN IDEA

platonic yandere class 1a (+teachers if u feel like writing them) with an idol reader. to be a bit more specific, the reader is kinda like a jpop idol and they're also a hero, but they fight very brutally like someone in mortal Kombat would.

and the class is like very concerned cuz reader is pretty young and they shouldn't do all this hard idol work (I imagine that they found out they're an idol before they found out they were also a vigilante). Plus it would be kinda funny if the reader's fans were kinda weird and liked how they dealt with villains and ask to take pictures with them while they're all bloody n stuff cuz they think they look "cooler" or whatever.

also i feel like the reader would still be very happy-go-lucky as they absolutely decimate someone's face in mere seconds :3

A bunch of fans were crowding around UA waiting for you all because they heard a rumor that the famous jpop y/n l/n was the new student of UA it got all over the news headlines and social media everyone all over the Japan talking about it wherever you go when your In disguised even the Ua students themselves thinking what class you were going to be in

As you skipped through the halls a bunch of fans were crowding around you want to get your autograph you tried pushing them away but the crowd was too think You kept being shoved from one person to another trying to get a hold of you until a very loud whip cackle made the crowd quiet and immediately looks towards sensei midnight looking pissed than ever "alright people back around l/n San they got class to attend to lets go"

They all groaned as they soon backed away slowly heading to class but midnight wasn't satisfied just yet "Or unless you want extra training if you're saving that much energy~" thats when the students panicked and quickly went to their assigned classrooms, you ran up to midnight in a tight hug "thank you Sensei!" you smiled as Nemuri giggled and patted your head "your welcome desert now run along to your next class you don't wanna be late?"

You quickly ran into the halls hurrying up to not get late the the 6:59 hit 7 you knocked down your classroom door making it on time "I'm here!" You panted slowly trying to catch your breath everyone in the classroom, stood silently noticing your presence they all looked at you in silence for about a min until one girl with the pink hair screamed "its (idol name)!!!" The students were about to trample you down untill Aizawa glared at them with red glowing eyes demanding them to sit

Once seated Aizawa cleared his throat "Class this is our new student y/n l/n do you have any questions for her" a bunch of hands went up spouting all types of questions and that was how each of your bond started

They treated you like you were their siblings each of them wanted to spend time with you heck even the teachers!

The girls would invite you to a sleepover every other week or have a spa date with their idol spoiling you at the chance they get

Momo and iida were like your older siblings always helping you out the best way they could helping you with your grades and ofc spoiling you

Shoto and Bakugo would always compete with each other over for your praise and try out one another whether be fighting, playing games anything they'll do anything to win your attention

Tsuyu and Tokoyami were your calm besties pretending that they were normal even tho they wanted you just as bad Tokoyami and you would watch mystery movies together and Tsuyu would occasionally join the two of you and try guessing dark shadow would joined as well making it interesting while tokoyami watched happily

Izuku would rant all about his favorite heroes to you while you rant about your interests and put them together and thentwo of you would be ranting for hours and hours at the time

At training, it's WW2 fighting over who gets to train with you 1st and Aizawa had to stop them and decided that you were gonna train with him while the rest of the class groaned while he restrained himself from, smirking knowing he won

One day a villain was attacking and everyone's priorities were fixated on getting you safe but before they turned to look to see if you were you took off launching yourself towards the villain and beating them mercilessly the class watched as You were taking down the villain with mixed emotions, mostly admiration, some shocked, most concerned, and the bakusquad hyping you up

At the end of the day when the monsters got taken down you were met with a bunch of fans who wanted to get your autograph and a selfie with you but you were worried since you were covered in blood but the fans surprise thought it was badass, so your fans started taking a lot of photos with your while your class watched in jealous but that's fine

(They were gonna plan getting your merch anyway)

Sorry if it was rushed 🥲

[dalesangeldoe]

i need a version of longlegs thats just Dale going about his every day life:

waking up with the record he put on the night before finished and crackling, he yawns and his joints click as he stretches and gets up. he brushes his hair so carefully, powders his face, then eats the breakfast Ruth leaves at the top of the stairs for him.

as he eats, he checks his map of the local area to see if there are any houses or families he hasn't checked yet, waiting until he feels a tap when he looks in the tight place. then humming to himself, he irons his clothes very carefully but not enough to get the wrinkles completely out, then dresses even more carefully, and checks himself in the mirror. he puts on a smile, practices his greeting question, clearing his throat and repositioning himself, trying different intonations or stresses before, once satisfied, heading out to the capricorn charm car and driving to the location where a new potential family may be.

once he's found them and confirms the birthday and the whiteness of the house, he heads back 'home' and makes a very detailed list of supplies he needs to make the doll exactly perfect, planning meticulously to make sure its made in time for her birthday. he also lets Ruth know that it'll be time to deliver another gift soon.

then he starts making, his records playing low and humming in the background as he scetches and primes and paints and polishes the doll's porcelain face and hands and feet, sews in and brushes and styles the human hair, takes a break for lunch, washes his hands to ensure no contamination, no imperfection, then gets back to work only to realise he's running out of raisin china paint for this doll's soft blush and his liner brush is wearing out so he carefully puts this doll in its well cushioned box, covers it, and rushes out to the supply store in his housecoat and slippers.

by the time he gets back its nearly dark, so he lights his candles, changes the record for the evening, smiles and mumbles, then calls up a thank you to Ruth through the floorboards for dinner, eats while scribbling down some more notes for the doll, for Ruth, and after he's done and clean, he gets back to work, humming and painting and polishing. the routine goes on for the couple of weeks it takes to perfect the doll... and when its done, he stutters and snorts a laugh and asks the doll again, giddy, delighted, shivering with such relief and excitement, "So... what's your name, little angel?"

Ruth takes care of the rest. he packs up his supplies, and sleeps, finally, snoring deeply, slightly fitful but for a long time. he wakes a few days later to breakfast and the record crackles again. Ruth has left the day's paper beside his tray of breakfast. the headline: FAMILY MAN COMMITS MURDER-SU*CIDE, WIFE, DAUGHTER KILLED.

he sighs deeply, melting into an almost euphoric relaxation. then he puts on a new record, and eats his breakfast, and brushes his hair.

[kissitbttr]

LMAOO bae ik u heard of that j cole nd kendrick beef 😭😭 what would frat!mig’s reaction be bc i think its so funny since thats both his fav artists

SEEEE EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MY MIND WHEN I HEARD THE NEWSSSS!! WENT STRAIGHT TO FRAT!MIGGY

“unbelievable. eso fue muy estúpido” he scoffs, scrolling through his phone by the bed.

you peer over your shoulder to look at him, abandoning the open book and pencil. “baby, you have been grumbling for the past ten minutes. are you menstruating or something?”

“what the hell? no! of course not! it’s just that” he sighs heavily, eyebrows pinching in frustrations as his eyes settled on his phone screen. “the fuck is j. cole problem?”

raising an eyebrow, you stand up before walking over towards him. miguel has his sweatpants with no t-shirt on, showcasing his bronze skin with rippled muscles that never fails to make you wet. his other hand playing mindlessly with a ball, throwing it up to the ceiling before catching it back so effortlessly.

“this is about j cole and kendrick beef?” arms crossed over your chest while asking, amused by how your boyfriend gets quite worked up over this,

“technically, kendrick has no beef with the man. j cole just loves to starts shit which is so not him. what the fuck is going on?!” he answers with a tone, eyes looking up at you momentarily. “like look at this shit, muñeca!”

miguel turns the screen towards you, showing a headline of j cole writing a diss track as a response to kendrick’s first jab against him and drake. your eyes squinting to read the news carefully,

“you done reading? my hand is getting tired” miguel jokes, earning a warning glare from you. “see?! and look at this part right here—he even said that kendrick was not that good if he only produced an album once in a blue moon” he rolls his eyes, turning the phone back to him.

“baby that’s not what he said” you watch how his focus is turned back onto the news. “you’re taking it out of context. it even said that kendrick wrote the diss first”

“who’s side are you on?!”

“i’m not siding with anyone!” you defend, almost bursting out a laugh at how serious he is looking at you. as if this beef between his two favorite artists somehow is a matter life and death. “you love these two guys, i don’t think you should put too much thought into it and just rather listen to the music”

“that’s a very loser ass response of you, muñeca”

“fucking excuse me?!”

“this shit is important! because i gotta know what really drives j cole into doing this shit to kendrick. and you know me better, hermosa! if i had to choose between the two it’s always going to be kendrick!”

“well I didn’t ask that”

“well you should have!” he mocks your tone, scoffing. “and why the fuck is drake even gets dragged into this shit?! ‘7 minute drill’ yeah your career is a 7 minute drill compared to kendrick, homie” he tsks, head shaking at the lame attempt of j cole trying to embarrass kendrick.

it’s both cute and annoying when miguel acts like this sometimes, heavy on the annoying though. he really is obsessed with the two men who he will argue to hell and back how they changed his perspectives in music,

“i am not arguing this with you. jackass” you mumble, rolling your eyes. “and since you’re very very preoccupied at the moment, i am cancelling my plan to let you fuck me from behind tonight” you say before walking back to his desk

and that somehow catches his attention. both his hands stop moving, whipping his head towards you and eyes go wide.

“what did you say?! wait—wait—i’ll take it back, baby! these two mean nothing to me! oh my god, please come back! i am going to die if you don’t hop on my dick tonight!”

[bellzsad]

more miraculous headcanons!!

if ladynoir could text, they would stay up all night on their phones and chat noir would keep on sending random cat puns and gifs

marinette plays with chat noir's hair by putting it up in "cute" hairstyles

sometimes when adrien is feeling "rebellious", he stays up until 2am at the latest and just listens to music while reading. he is always afraid about not getting enough sleep and it being obvious in the morning (as nathalie/gabriel wouldn't want him to look bad in photos), so he then ices his face when it's time for him to get ready.

marinette reads every single news headline about ladybug or chat noir, whether its positive or negative, even when alya tells her not to.

tikki and plagg sneak out once a month and debrief on everything, including adrienette. they scream every time the topic comes up.

ladynoir chose a random date to celebrate both their birthdays on every year (because they can't say their real birthdays). chat gives really expensive gifts while ladybug bakes a special treat, because chat loves her baking.

sometimes after patrol ladybug and chat noir just sit at their spot and get into really deep conversations. like they will spill the most heartbreaking and personal shit because they know each other so well but also don't know who the other person is.

chat noir tells ladybug his dad died because he wants to avoid the topic of his dad whenever they talk.

adrienette always rustle each others hair. PLEASE.

ladynoir share a tiktok, tumblr/twitter, and bereal account on their bug/staffphone. everyone ships them in the comments, and ladybug always tells chat she's going to delete them, but never does. they also post the most honest and unfiltered shit on their tumblr/twitters. OH and their bereals are so funny, because they mess it up most of the time and ladybug wants to retake it, but chat noir doesn't care and posts it anyway.

nino used to gel down his hair SO FUCKING MUCH ever since third grade, but when he met alya she told him to stop and thank god she did.

thats it uhhh like for part 3? HAHAHAHA im so funny

-> part 1

[anzuhan]

april end innovade update (and possibly one of if not final update)

Statistics:

this was the first month in which i've only drawn one out of all trinities (michael only) (-)

the draw rate has raised since last month's 2.04 to 2.16/day (+)

first time ive drawn a piece including all innovades i tend to usually draw (+)

first time inclusion of 'others' (with the miku innovade designs) (+)

still only drew least drawn innovade a single time (sky) (-)

total drawn - 249

per innovade:

tieria - 59

laetitia - 15

regene - 23

revive - 19

bring - 18

divine - 17

anew - 14

sky - 6

hiling - 33

ribbons - 41

trinities

michael - 9

johann - 3

nena - 3

other - 2

—

ending note / long ramble about the whole situation

its been a long while huh 😭 exactly 4 months. minus a day ! on a year with a longer february as well, nonetheless. its been fun, but i may stop drawing them now; not to say natsume has utterly obliterated my love for innovades inside of my brain (though i thought of announcing it this way with a funny headline like BREAKING NEWS ! natsume has murdered the entire species of innovades in cold blood. we are sorry for the inconvenience), but also as of late it did sort of become a bother to draw them; mostly because of the keeping track of it as well and because i did not want the draw rate etc to drop. i did get to 1/4th of my goal.. minus one ! im not saying i will NEVER be drawing them ever again, but i doubt ill be keeping track of it anymore — alongside that, i do not think i will be drawing them almost at all anymore either (now, for a while. but they may still appear here and there from time to time.. as all my past fandoms do), so if you were only here for them and not me & my works, feel free to unfollow. i will still be up to have talks about them ! but i just wont devote such a high amount of time and effort to them anymore. it is hard to say ive been slowly falling out of love with them, and mayhaps even harder to say im falling in love again with natsume 😭 and EXACTLY a year later after i last stopped drawing him too... which is crazy .

i feel like besides this, it was also becoming apparent that drawing them has become a chore to me ; i was not feeling up to drawing highly detailed pieces with them anymore that id spend time on. i was not happy with the results on many of them either. and things like the page of every single tieria outfit, despite it used to be a thing i was once hyped about doing... back in january when i just got here, it no longer was that way. yes, i pushed through with it, but it took me a very long time and i kind of disliked going back to it, which is why it even took me that long 😭 and was moreso just done to keep up the numbers of innovades drawn ; for myself, for others.

i cannot lie about the fact it did make me happy i was giving to such a small fandom and brightening other peoples days, and this is a big flaw i have that i tend to put others above myself, but this has become much too big of a bother to me to keep on doing it. i still love them ! not as much, but i still do, especially ribbons. there is nothing wrong with them, i just do not wish to continue essentially wasting so much of my time drawing things i do not enjoy drawing, unless i am to see it finished and thats all the joy i get out of it.

as for the requests with the innovades, i am unsure if i am to do them anymore except for a singular one that ive also not received thru an ask but dm, purely because i am actually hyped about it 😭 and that may be the extent of which you will be seeing anymore 00 content from me.

im sorry if ive let anyone down & thank you for following me through this journey ; i hope to see you again :)

[melkyt]

Be neat if amber lead is one of those illnesses that once you get it youll never get it again, (like chickenpox) ((kinda)). It was just the amber lead is so deadly no one really survived to test that till now.

So now luffy is also a carrier of the disease and while its probably fine because the strain is so weak the it would require repeated frequent exposure to really infect someone and law could still cure them.

Luffy and law are now stuck together just a bit cuase well, now you two cant really kiss anyone else less you want to accidentally risk killing them

Heh, very neat!!! The two of them being the only survivors, and immune, once Law comes to the idea they can do alot of fun things together ;3

Luffy not being able to eat Law’s food, and grumbling everytime time Law lost his appetite and threw it out instead of eating it. Picky eater meets a bottomless stomach kind of deal, so now anything Law doesn’t like/won’t eat he just puts it on Luffy’s plate.

Almost everyone one thinks thats its Luffy who is stuck with Law on the heart pirates ship until he gets used to being contagious, but really Luffy just sees this as another adventure and Law is the one who is trying to keep up with Luffy’s endless energy even though the white lead did a number on his lungs, and he needs rest. Luffy don’t care. He’s zipping around like nothing happened, gets tired then he might use a gear to keep going. Making Luffy take it slow and relax is not gonna happen. Law getting stronger just by extension, and figuring out new ways to deal with the side-effects of the white lead.

They are pirates, and polyamory and open relationships with communication are a standard. Law feels a little guilty that Luffy can’t take other partners without alot of semantics to figure out, which Luffy is probably not gonna bother to take the time with if its a spur of the moment thing. While also Luffy would want to keep others safe, so he is just not going to get involved. Luffy just shrugs, “I got you and adventure, why the heck do I need more?”

Law is a mess for a week after that statement. Monogamy in their life style on the sea? Who would have thought? Though its not really that, Luffy knows what he likes, and trying new things is fun, but he was never that interested in kissing anyone until meeting Traffy, and despite his pouting he doesn’t initiate much of that unless its just the two of them and the mood strikes him. Law is more likely to initiate, leading with little touches. (I headcanon Law is way more horny then Luffy, and while Luffy hugs everyone, Law’s touches are reserved little things when he is walking by, a peck on the cheek, a touch on the back, etcetra.)

So yeah, Luffy doesn’t think he is stuck with Law, and its like a getaway where the two of them can cause some chaos, and hang out in a way they havent since before Punk Hazard on the island.

Bet it makes big headlines when the two of them teamup but not for any big reason like taking down Doflamingo or Kaido. The world is terrified of what they will do, especially if it comes out that Monkey D. Luffy has the contagious white lead disease lol. Meanwhile they are just going on dates, and maybe throwing a banquet here and there after freeing some island thats been going through some shit XD

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[mrs-monaghan]

To educate you on ship culture the name of the top goes first. This isn’t something new, it’s been a thing for forever lol BL actors in Thailand also do it for their couple names. Fans just assume what role they are and go with it. If they’re verse, then it doesn’t matter whose name comes first. Has nothing to do with who is older / acts older.

I have spoken to 2 Kjikookers and 2 I-Jikookers who used to live in SK and they have confirmed that yes it does have to do with who's top and who's bottom. But also anon where you're wrong is that it DOES also have something to do with the hyung/dongsaeng dynamic.

Now I will say this right now, in terms of sexual positions, this couldn't be more weird if y'all tried. It's honestly messed up and disrespectful from my POV. If they were a ship on TV, yeah, okay, sure. But Jimin and JK are real people and while we speculate how they fuck all the time, to base and decide what you're gonna call them on that, it honestly gives me the ickys. What if one day Jimin asked why u guys call them Kookmin? Like we know he likes when his name comes first going by the ship names he himself has come up with. He always puts himself first. So if one day he was like "why do you put Ggukie's name first?" What are you going to say?

You won't be able to tell him why. Thats how weird this is.

But that aside, that's not even my issue. I can talk about the Jimcock and the Jungkonda all day which some people consider to be disrespectful. So I'm not mad at y'all coz that would make me a hypocrite.

My issue is the fact that while I respect Kjikookers and always heed what they say, there is absolutely no way, no fucking way of knowing who tops and who bottoms for sure. And I refuse to believe that JK tops exclusively. I do not see it. And I definitely do not see Jimin bottoming exclusively. IMHO ☝🏽

So Kjikookers I love u and respect you, but we are gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.

I know headliner saw some things. Aint no way that bitch confidently accused JK of sleeping with a man unless she saw something. But if some people saw what she saw and are basing their ship name on that, I wouldn't call that an accurate way to come to a conclusion.

People have sex in different ways and in different positions everyday. Just coz u saw A top today doesn't mean B didn't top tomorrow. So, in conclusion

[goqmir]

i kind of like maybe just a little adore the new clue set cards like. the clue set itself is a weird and overpriced product and the physical cards themselves are definitely gonna be stupid overpriced because nobody wants to buy a board game to crack packs but like. the cards themselves? kind of fire?

i kind of adore that theyre not just all rares and we are getting clue set commons and stuff :3 its cute! and we're getting a new lonis too-- its not a super interesting card but i adore lonis and im very excited to play with more of her. and we get an interesting new land cycle in the cluelands too! the art for them kinda blows at the moment but at some point in the future i assume they'll be reprinted in a set that gives them fun and interesting art? maybe? please? im not exactly itching to play them but ill never turn down another cycle of duals teehee

id love to talk about some individual cards from the lineup so far that i adore! these are just my top picks but id recommend going and looking at the full list spoiled so far on scryfall :3

for starters, my favorite card from the whole spoiler season right now i think has to be scuttling sentinel. i dont think i want to play her in any commander deck, but in my opinion this is like one of the top cards for cubes in 2024 period-- like cankerbloom tier of cube card. she's awesome! a crab elf which is such an awesome creature type, playable with green or blue, puts 1/1 counters on things and its main draw is just being a decent body that offers protection :) she's great!!!! ive already slotted her into the cube ive been piecing together recently. i like her a lot.

resonance technician is such a cool spell copier <3 every part of it is kind of expensive so im not really sure where youd play it but it does a lot of cool things all at once on a single card which is fun! the flavor is cool-- we all love weirds here-- and the functionality is useful and cute. cool card. big fan

we also have portal manipulator who is like one of the weirdest and strongest combat tricks ive ever seen? this is like if aetherize also fucked your shit in. so i can absolutely see this seeing a lot of play honestly. but lets be real here this card just has amazing art. thheres portals around her skull !!! god shes so cool.

corporeal projection gets a shoutout because what a fun effect <3 it being izzet is awesome and on-flavor and the card itself is both an interesting choice to give your creature myriad for extra damage and a fun wincon :) im glad theres a simple and convenient way to give one creature myriad now that isn't a brick to run in my commander decks because it has a high-cost endgame mode. yay!

finally it wouldnt be a goqmir set review if i didnt shout out the new cards that work well in Naya Cast From Exile :3 Boros Strike-Captain seems kind of mid but it's important to remember that the card never goes away, and you can cast it any time after when you attack with at least 3 creatures even if BSC is off the battlefield. big fan of this one! im not sure if i can find the space to jam him in my Rocco Street Chef decklist but he's a very playable option.

Personally, i think Headliner Scarlett is the winner this set. She's a very good hit pretty much any time-- you're always gonna get a minimum of 4 free damage when she sticks, and if you play her early you get some pretty strong card advantage, which turns into very very strong card advantage in both Rocco and Prosper. if you pull her late, she can win you the game straight up by allowing you to swing out uninhibited-- though i can't speak for Prosper players, this will pretty much always be at minimum a knock out if you pull it lategame in Rocco. definitely making room for her in my decklist.

anyway thats just some cards i liked from the weird product thats coming out :3 i was and still am iffy on purchasing the product and expect the cards to be a little too expensive but as far as designs go they're pretty cool and im very happy that they exist! um sqrrk <3

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You got caught: the story continues

(Chapter before this one is here)

The person tried to dart away, to run upon Spring addressing them directly but they didn’t get as far as they thought they would. “Oh no you don’t!” The animatronic reached forward securing his hand around the intruders arm “Hey!” The intruder yelped in a male’s voice, the surprise and anger was obvious in the intruder’s eyes “I’m sorry but we currently aren’t open to the public yet” he pulled them closer before he suddenly in one smooth motion picked this guy up holding him bride style earning him another surprise yelp before he started walking “So you must leave” Spring continued despite the human wiggling and pushing and trying everything in there power to get themselves free, all attempts failed and eventually the intruder settled into the position he was being held in grumpily “You can come back once we open of course but for now you’re not allowed to be in here” the animatronic went on before the person he was carrying had something to say “Open?! Oh please, this place hasn’t been open in ages! It’s old and not even well put together, everyone knows this place is just a good place to get some scrap and thats it” the grumpy guy huffed making his sour mood known “Soooo you’ve come here to get something to sell?” The rabbit tilted his head just hearing this guy out while he walked “well yeah, why else would I be here?” He was a guy with his own problems, he needed something, anything to make some quick cash so he could at least buy some groceries, he just recently got himself his first apartment and his first bill left him without food money.

“Instead of stealing, why don’t you just get a job?” Spring asked detecting this guy to be somewhere between eighteen and twenty years of age “Nobody’s hiring at the moment, can’t really get a job if nobody’s hiring” the guy huffed looking away, he wouldn’t turn to a sudden life of crime if it wasn’t for the fact he needed to eat, the bot paused only for a moment, not enough for the guy too notice but suddenly he has something soft covering his face “AH WHAT THE HECK?!” His hands grasped the soft object and he pulled it off his face only to see in the dim light that it was a t-shirt “Freddy Fazbears?” He knew of the company but only because it hit headlines in the newspapers about going bankrupt or out of business or something like that! He skimmed the details.

He looked at the bot only to notice they were at the entrance again “Uhhh” the man went to say something when the bot shouldered the doors open and set him down suddenly outside, going from weightless to suddenly standing was jarring and the guy almost fell over once he was released “Once we’re open you can call in to get a job but for now, shoo” the bot said politely before he left the man with the T-shirt, he went back inside locking the doors and stood there until the man had left, then and only then did the rabbit return to his position in the security room.

The intruder walked off looking at the shirt, why bother giving him a shirt? He probably would get like what? Five bucks? He sighed returning home to his sad looking apartment, it really only had a few items in it. There was an old tv he found on somebody’s corner that was free, it does work but boy was it ancient. There was a hand me down couch his mom gave him since she was getting a new one, it served as his bed currently, besides a few articles of clothing and some posters he had…..his bedroom didn’t look like much currently. He still had some items that got left at his parents house but his dad said he would just drop that stuff off at his place so he didn’t worry about it much.

The guy took out his phone posing the shirt in a well lit area before he posted it up online, he put it up for a cheap bid, he was entertaining five dollars for the price since thats how much he thought it was worth before he tossed his phone on the couch and just left it for a few hours.

When he came back to check on it his eyes lit up with surprise, his quick bid had ended with a final bid price of $130 dollars. The winners shipping information had already been sent and currently the money was already being transferred to his account as they speak, he processed this “What idiot would pay that much for this cheap looking thing?” He shrugged but curiosity got the better of him, he researched the t-shirts brand and articles about ‘merchandise going sky high’ along with ‘as mint condition Freddy Fazbears merchandise becomes rarer upon the closing of the famous business collectors are going wild’ the man just looked baffled, was this Freddy Fazbears really that big of a deal that people were going crazy over things as silly as a t-shirt just because it has its branding on it?

Well, at least he will have enough to buy some food with now…..and maybe some shampoo, he’s just been using that body wash for everything and that was starting to get low already. He sighed both happy but also tired, he considered what the animatronic had said for a moment before he shook his head and went to bed, he would ship the shirt out in the morning.

Morning eventually came for everyone and many mornings after that as well, only another week had gone by and Madison was at school…..she wasn’t doing so well given she wasn’t ready with that injury of her’s, her friends were helping her around school though, they were looking out for her but besides doing homework….the girl spent most of her time laying down in the nurses office, the teachers would mark her as present even if she was only in the classroom for five minutes before she needed to return to the nurse. Moving felt hard still, movement in general still hurt but Spring had been taking care of her……maybe if she is present for enough days she can take some time off from school again? She wasn’t sure but when the end of the day came she couldn’t be happier just to go home, she hasn’t had much time to think about her situation or what her parents had done to her mentally by leaving her behind…..she thought they loved her….so why?

She didn’t have much time to process that thought when a car parked in front of her and her friends “hey kiddo, you lot hop in, I’ll give you a ride” Madison couldn’t quite remember the mans name, it was something like ant or art or something like that but apparently he was Springs boss, this would be the third time he was picking them all up from school.

They all loaded into the car though, everyone’s instincts told them that maybe getting in the car with a practical stranger wasn’t a good idea but after the previous times went without incident….they didn’t see why this time would be any different. Madison sat in the back since Jack wouldn’t let her ride in the front still “So how was your day at school?” Mr.Atom asked as he drove off “It was fine” Brittany muttered and everyone had a similar answer, they all didn’t trust him just yet…..actually nobody fully trusted Spring just yet either but a few of them were starting to come around….even just a little bit.

“Yeah, thats what I thought, schools always just fine but lets be honest it is boring” Atom muttered as he tried to strike up a conversation, he wasn’t the best with kids but since his business literally involved kids he had to learn how to talk to them more easily than he currently was…..right now it was just awkward.

“Why do you give us rides from school?” Jack asked bluntly crossing his arms as he refused to participate in small talk. “Well I already told you why, Madison can’t really walk home anymore” it was a solid reply but it got a counter pretty fast “yeah but why do you care? She’s not you’re kid” Teddy said continuing the line of suspicion “Well, I’m a adult, we’re supposed to care” Jack and Teddy were practically burning looks into this guy as he drove, Atom sighed “Look, I’m a business man….I mean barely but yeah even I still count as one. Spring works for me, I am his boss and this is one thing that he can’t do so I just do it instead” the pizzeria owner yapped on making not much sense to these kids at all, he didn’t want to talk about his life in foster care and that being the only real reason Madison was still living in this town despite her injury and lack of human figures in her house. This was all a layer of bizarreness that couldn’t really be explained, he didn’t have to pay the bot, he didn’t have to take time out of his busy day to pick the kids up by request, he didn’t have to do anything but work on getting his business open…..even with him selling official Freddy Fazbear merch online now given plenty of it got left behind in that old place, he still needed to get it up and running. He didn’t need to do anything but something……something about this kid was starting to remind him of himself, part of him was just becoming softer…..even with the bots back at the business still having issues and stressing him out….he still wanted to help this kid by helping Spring out.

He might not have felt that way before but….feelings have a tendency to change when you’re around or heard about a situation enough times and Spring liked to talk to everyone about how Madison was doing and how wonderful all her friends were. “That still makes no sense” Jack pipped up as he watched the road “It doesn’t have to make sense to you kids, I have my own reasons and I’m just doing Spring a favor, there’s nothing weird about that” Atom replied as they neared there destination “nothing weird except for the fact Spring’s a bot” Teddy mumbled looking out the window “guys please, can we just stop talking about it?” Madison asked nicely, she just wanted to go home and watch a movie on the couch.

The car fell silent after that, once they got to Madison’s house though….everyone felt some sort of relief, at least that weird cop wasn’t around, that guy had some serious stalker problem or something, he’s been spotted by all the kids at least a few times each and every time they see him they get the creeps, its not like the guy made that good of a impression to begin with.

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WIP asks: 10 and 29?

10. Do you outline a fic before you write it?

For multi-chap fics, yes but very loosely haha. I usually just have the big plot points outlined and lots of "stuff happens here?" type of notes haha. for the bigger AU wips I have though I tend to outline more, but not even always then. like, here is my outline for my wbg vampire AU thats on the backburner rn

as you can see there are like 0 plot details haha I don't even explain what I mean by "no more obstacles" (i know what I meant tho). I don't even have any of the other challenges! lmao

20. Put on a timer for five minutes and write as many words as you can in your WIP, no backspacing or searching for the perfect word! Share how many words you got and the funniest section from your result.

134 words (I am a slow writer shhh). uhh it was not very funny overall but this was a fun little piece i guess?

The cover is filled with headlines like "How to Raise a Valorous Child: 5 Tips from Experts" and "Mica Mobiles: New Nursery Trend or Dangerous Decor?"

WIP asks

[spinningerster]

I found the script for Newsies Jr online and need to share the changes bc there's a lot, this won't be absolutely everything, just the big/main changes that I noticed, this will be all over the place but anyways, enjoy

DISCLAIMER: I am in no way making fun of Newsies Jr, it's great that community theatres/schools etc. who might not have the means to put on the full show are still able to put on a production of Newsies, this is purely for entertainment/intrigue purposes

the show starts with the newsies shouting different headlines and selling papes to the audience (which is also how uksies starts so that's fun)

there are a lot of line changes (so I won't cover every single one), which is understandable but very jarring to someone like me who knows the script off by heart. this is obvious straight away as they pretty much changed crutchie's first line (sidenote non binary crutchie we love to see it so I will be using they/them pronouns below for the character)

newsies jr makes it canon that crutchie's bad leg is due to polio

for some reason crutchie is named casey (correct me if I'm wrong but pretty sure we've made it canon that their name is charlie so weird change but oh well)

manhattan girlsies!! (nancy, pigtails, hazel + muriel)

they cut the back and forth between race and weasel, but kept his interaction with albert which is a bit strange

race doesn't have a cigar

there is like no romance between jack and katherine, honestly they might as well have just replaced her with denton from 92sies

no idea why but for some reason crutchie is in the street scene before they go to meddas for the first time, and the scene in the theatre, whilst I do like them being given some more stage time, don't really understand why they're in these two scenes bc it doesn't really add anything

the bowery beauties are the bowery brigade (their names are ethel, ada & olive)

that's rich has been replaced by a new song called just a pretty face, never planned on you/don't come a-knockin' has been cut

they cut something to believe in and watch what happens reprise

yes, no poor guys head is spinning

they also cut woild is yer erster

letter from the refuge is moved to just after santa fe, which ngl I kinda prefer

some lines have been moved into different scenes, like the 'you've got real talent' bit that katherine says to jack has been moved to what is supposed to be the wwhr scene

also for some reason, the bit where jack is like 'you got a name?' is in the scene that's supposed to be at jacobi's where katherine is trying to convince them to let her cover the strike, BUT the scene between her and jack in medda's theatre was pretty much completely rewritten and she introduced herself there (aka jack kelly is not a good listener confirmed)

okay this bit really confused me, so they added a new character named dorothy who is the daughter of the guy who owns the trib, but they kept bill, and darcy (who in this version is katherine's photographer, but could still be kept as the son of the guy who owns the trib like he is in the broadway/tour/uk versions)

so thats all I could think of for now, will add if/when I remember more :)