#<- so i can find it later :D

[merakiui]

"Are you seeing someone else?" + floyb who just learned how to use the 🥺 emoji

AAAAA FLOYB!!!!!! Thank you, dearest anon. <3 one Floyb snippet coming up~

(fwb dialogues)

are you seeing someone else?

It's been five minutes since the message brightened your phone screen, shattering what was originally a tranquil evening. Now you're sitting with the weight of this inquiry, pondering what to say and how to say it like it's a life or death question. Floyd must know this because he sends another text seconds later, one you foolishly read the moment it pops up.

u there shrimpy? 🥺🥺

Fuck, you think, unsure of what to make of this.

Clumsily, your fingers type a response: and what if i was?

nothing wrong with it. just wanna know since we've kinda got something going on

You drag your hand over your face, turning on your side in bed. It's empty tonight, the space beside you a frigid void. You refuse to fill it.

yeah, that something is sex and so what? i can see other people outside of us. you can too.

don't wanna 🥺

okay then what's up?

🥺🥺🥺🥺

He's unbelievable. So stubborn. You wonder where he gets off.

i'm not coming over if that's what you want. i'm busy

doing what?

things

can't you do things with me there too? 🥺

no. and what's up with that face???

it's cute like you

I'm not coming over, Floyd.

i'll throw a pizza in the oven. make it a movie night. jade's not home btw

yeah because he's with me

You shut your phone off, awaiting his rapid-fire reply. He's quick about it, as expected.

wait ur serious??

shrimpy don't joke about that :/ it's not funny

ur not seeing jade right?

shrimpy come on

shrimpyyyyy 🥺🥺

The last few texts are an arrow to your chest, oddly vulnerable.

i miss u

we don't even have to fuck. i just wanna see u again

Floyd's your worst bad habit. You can never seem to shake him no matter how much you harden your heart. Maybe you're just as addicted as he is because, after wallowing for three more minutes, you click the call button and lift your phone to your ear.

"The pizza better be done when I get there."

[somegrumpynerd]

(Narrator voice) It was not how everyone felt

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[anastacialy]

tracked down this clip just because of this post! have jokes from skizz and scar

[ruporas]

cheers to the future of humanity (and the future of us)

[ID: Digital illustration in color of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun. The illustration takes place during the ship/home arc, specifically chapter 21. At the center, Vash is grabbing Wolfwood by the collar and pulls him into a kiss in the middle of a celebration. The pair is colored in vibrant warm hues while their surroundings are colored in cooler colors like green and teals. Luida, Brad, Meryl, and Milly are shown amongst the crowd, occupied in the celebrations as Vash and Wolfwood share a moment by themselves at the center. END ID]

[springsketches]

He doesn’t understand. We aren’t convinced of anything. And we aren’t stuck together. We’re one. Decided to make some fanart of my interpretation of the wild together. Idk if you could tell, but the wild is my favorite princess, ha ha.

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | aloy 132/?

[royalarchivist]

Tina: It smells like [Bagi] in here. Kinda awesome.

Tina: [Sniffs] Mmm. Bagi's smell.

[iridescentis]

The Saint Cassian Chamber Choir wish you a very Merry Christmas from the warehouse! 🎄✨

They even decorated! Look how pretty the warehouse is :D

Happy Holidays!!! <333

[risingsunresistance]

sorry him saying he has no idea where the misogyny thing comes from when ludwig just talked about how he sent him a big apology for calling his friend a whore when it was about THE WRONG WOMAN is funny as fuck

i dont think he realizes that the reason no one gives a shit about his apologies and honestly just straight up ignores them is because EVEN IN THE EVENT THAT THEY ARE TRUE he's been proven to lie soooooo many times to the point where you really cant believe a word that comes out of his mouth. he says something and im like "damn maybe i was wrong about that one... i'll look into it" and you get more info and go "oh. he just made that part up. and misworded that. and lied about that part... oh it was actually WORSE than i initially thought!"

[mayashesfly]

Document: The Traitor

(Or my personal take on the player in Pressure's Game Lore)

M-██████ - Codename: The Traitor, is a specifically made variant of M-████ made by Mr.█████ for the Blacksite Mission. (See document █████████ for more information)

Infected individuals by this variant are called Sleepers.

It has been modified to only find suitable Sleepers signed under the EXR-P unit. In the case of its current Sleeper dying, it will infect another EXR-P.

It is oblivious to its change of Sleepers, viewing its next run with its new Sleeper as another life. Though it does not grasp the concept that death is permanent and not reversible, viewing its next life as a normal phenomenon.

Due to its natural inclination to seek knowledge and take everything it can, it tends to gather all loose assets and all valuable equipment it can carry.

It excretes a colorless and odorless gas that Sleepers exhale, attracting Z-V06 when concentrated in an enclosed area, like lockers.

However, Sleepers inhaling this gas for too long in an enclosed area showcases symptoms of cleithrophobia and causes the Sleeper to leave the enclosed area immediately.

The smoke Z-283-Chainsmoker emits exacerbates this symptom.

As motivation for it to kill its current Sleeper before it can reach the Crystal, Mr.█████ has made a way to give it more information about the facility and its hazards when it changes Sleepers through the usage of the Saboteur's abilities.

It's shown to be effective during the early stages. Though currently, an unfortunate side effect of this action is that it now seeks out to survive until at least room 50 in order to meet the Saboteur.

[In the case that it reaches the Crystal, it will naturally make its current Sleeper fall down to their death before they can take the Crystal.

However, in its perspective, it believes that it actually took the Crystal and had to survive more rooms before it could 'win' thanks to Mr.█████'s abilities.

Depending on how it performs in this illusion, it will either meet the Saboteur as always when it 'dies' or transfer directly to another EXR-P unit thinking that it 'won'.]

Document: █████████

M-████ - Codename: █████████, are entities found in the █████████████ capable of entering the minds of people, taking root in the victim's brain to control their entire nervous system.

However, it is incapable of feeling the pain its infected individual experiences, leading their victim to be more susceptible to injury without being able properly treating it since it lacks proper self-preservation instincts.

Infected individuals lose autonomy on their own body, making them incapable of moving or talking. They remain conscious and self-aware even if infected severely, only retaining their capability to have their own thoughts and mind.

Dissections of the infected individuals showcases signs of brain damage left behind from a bright metallic-like substance, almost akin to mercury. Though most individuals have survived and recovered after being infected and released.

Transmission of unmodified M-████ is unpredictable as it is not traceable through any physical means. Though observations from known infected subjects showcase that key individuals in an infected subject's life can be more susceptible to being infected by M-████ as well.

One thing that is known about M-████ is that it has a natural inclination for seeking knowledge and taking everything it can, sometimes to the expense of the individual it has infected.

If someone you know suddenly developed an interest in exploration and/or asking invasive questions regardless of your closeness with the individual, contact ███████████████ immediately.

(Note: These documents are not affiliated with nor created by Urbanshade)

[theygotlost]

austin's awesomesauce playlist masterpost 2.0!

Fandom

Samuel Vimes (Discworld)

Soul Music (Discworld)

Moist von Lipwig × Adora Belle Dearheart (Discworld)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Zaphod Beeblebrox (THHGTTG)

Disco Elysium

Golden Kamuy

Black Sails

Catch-22

(loosely inspired by) Malcolm in the Middle

My OCs

Caoimhe Bishop (Sentimental Value)

Bishop × Harper toxic yuri

Prudence, Julius, & Oleander

Dex

Genre

💥 The Punch - Alt/dark pop

�� The Crunch - Contemporary energetic garage rock. it's fast, it's fun, and most importantly, it's CRUNCHY

🚀 The Gunk - Early Beck and similar. the idiosyncratic blend of indie folk, electronic, and white boy hip hop unique to the Y2K era

🎹 Piano Party - Power pop with a boogie piano flair

💎 - Contemporary blues rock

🎺 - Funk, soul & blues faves (classic and contemporary)

🌟 - Fun synth/dance pop (mostly female artists)

👽 - Electro/hyperpop/EDM

💅 - Cunty rap by women

☣ - Industrial/hardcore rap

🤘 - Rap rock/metal

Artist Compilations

Best of TMBG - All my favorites by They Might Be Giants

Doomtree Mastermix - All my favorites by Doomtree and its members (P.O.S., Dessa, Mike Mictlan, Sims, and Cecil Otter)

Seasonal

🎃 - Halloween mix

Merry Crisis - For a silly and irreverent Xmas

In the Bleak Midwinter - A more somber and reflective Christmas observance

Bonus

They're Pretty Underground, You Probably Haven't Heard of Them - A collaborative collection of our favorite obscure artists. Feel free to ask me for a new collaboration link if it won't let you contribute!

Hot Swingin' Mommas - A reconstrution of a mixtape my dad burned in the early oughts. features some lesser known female indie singers

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[donaviolet]

Friendship is the most special thing in the world because no award could be give me bigger happiness than jumping around in my room and smiling because my pookie asked me if I wanted to match pfps

[katkit-drops-alt]

SO UHHH I may or may not have gotten a bit carried away and made a OC for @blackkatdraws2 / @blackkatdraws ‘s blank script au

yeah have this crappy 1 am sleep deprived doodle of her

a tid bits of lore abt her in tags ^^

[zellk]

Not quite done with this lil doodle but I gotta share bg3 Lana's girlfriends...