"bill/paul, ted/paul, and bill/ted are all awful ships," the crowd is silent as i speak, "bill, paul, and ted are actually all in love with each other and work together to raise richie, pete, and alice."
the crowd boos and throws tomatoes as i shed a single tear.
two voices echo across the room, stopping everyone in their tracks.
"she's right!" one says, "no one else has cracked it before!" the other says
the spotlights quickly move to illuminate the two voices, and it's shown that they came from nick and matt lang themselves.
idea by @thief-of-eggs idk if thats what u imagined but ahaha first thing that came to my mind tho (while i was in the middle of drawing this one of my friends said "tim cloning kon" and i died a little bit)