#<- ship name i just made

[riverfelloff]

"bill/paul, ted/paul, and bill/ted are all awful ships," the crowd is silent as i speak, "bill, paul, and ted are actually all in love with each other and work together to raise richie, pete, and alice."

the crowd boos and throws tomatoes as i shed a single tear.

two voices echo across the room, stopping everyone in their tracks.

"she's right!" one says, "no one else has cracked it before!" the other says

the spotlights quickly move to illuminate the two voices, and it's shown that they came from nick and matt lang themselves.

[xeemaee]

I’m not saying this art made me Ship Them ship them but like… I do see the vision here

[boobilby]

Being even more cringe than usual

Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[upon-the-snow]

early mornings after nightmares

[attachmentbarbiee]

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4

[mintypsii]

yk adorable group hug and luffy moment aside, did zoro just kick the ground . after he was hugged . is this show even real

sorry but the way nami went 🤨🏳️‍🌈 TWICE

[peacockrulz]

An Well Made Excuse To Post My Specific Headcanons I've Had Since The Show Came Out

[creep-girl]

i think this interaction would be amusing

[hajihiko]

KoFi batch!

Rantaro and Leon hanging out. As dude guys do.

Fuyuhiko and Celestia being besties (this one is based on dialogue una side game where Fuyuhiko invites Celestia to lunch)

Fuyuhiko and Hiyoko dressed as Genshin characters (hiyoko NO)

SPOCK! I did my best lmao. Nimoy has such an interesting face.

[zarla-s]

hi omori fandom i'll show myself out

(from this!)

[patreon]

[beeqisch]

idea by @thief-of-eggs idk if thats what u imagined but ahaha first thing that came to my mind tho (while i was in the middle of drawing this one of my friends said "tim cloning kon" and i died a little bit)

[bunni-art]

*casually death-grips onto the one person who makes her feel safe*

[flesh-and-fangs]

Y'all, I hate to say it, but no, Nandermo did not "go canon", in an "alternate universe" or through "implications" or otherwise. They were making fun of us. That was the point of all the little nudges and open questions that were quickly squashed. That was the point of the hypnosis ending. The point of that hypnosis was quite literally "Here, let's give the perfect fake wish-fulfillment ending to parts of our fanbase" (which is why there were three. They're fake. That's the point. The point is that they are supposed to be fantasies to appeal to people's hopes for the show).

Having Nandor and Guillermo as a classic sitcom couple set to a laugh track in a universe where none of the other characters exist was a jab at shippers who wanted Nandermo to be canon and cared more about that than the other characters or the premise of the show. They were making fun of "and they lived happily ever after" type fanwork. They were making fun of people who, in their eyes, ignored the irreverence and violence and black comedy of the show in order to make fluffy slash content. They were explicitly saying: "This is how we see you, and this is how we see what you want from this show, and we are telling you that it won't happen and we in fact have contempt for the very concept."

Why do you think they kept baiting the ship until the literal last lines of the show? They were making fun of us. They were saying "Ha! You still thought this would happen? After years of us saying it won't, to your face? Idiots." It's a comedy show, and they were making shippers the butt of the joke. They've been doing it for seasons now.

This is literally what Supernatural did back in the day. And nobody said that they made Destiel canon when they had an in-universe/alternate-universe stage play where the actors "explore Destiel". Fans back then recognized that it was a joke at their expense. That's what this is. Same as what happened in BBC Sherlock that one time, where in-universe conspiracy theorists said that Sherlock was in love with Moriarty (a ship the creators deliberately baited, mind you, same as they have here), specifically for the purpose of laughing at and making fun of that theory.

I'm so sorry, guys. I know you wanted to hope. I know you wanted to believe that the things the writers said at that con weren't true, but they were. I know because I wanted to hope too, even when I knew full well it wouldn't happen. They've been plain about how they feel about the ship for years. They saw it as a joke, one that drew in viewers, but was objectionable at its core. And they've followed through on that by baiting and jabbing up until the very end.

[royalarchivist]

Maximus: My love. My love! You can do this for me? Don't die.

Srcheeto: You used to be together? You are together?

Maximus: I present to you my ex-boyfriend.

Srcheeto: Oh... Oy, Pierre! Nice to meet you, bro!

Aypierre: Yeah! Yeah, you too... 😏

Srcheeto: You seem... very nice people to be around. 😏

Maximus: Don't look- don't look him like that, Cheeto! Don't look him like that! What are you doing?!

Aypierre: It will end in my bed. 😌

Maximus: What?! What is happening?? What is happening here???

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Maximus: My love. My love!

Aypierre: Oh, Maximus!

Maximus: [Loud whisper] Hello!

Aypierre: [Equally loud whisper] Hello, Maximus!

Maximus: [Still whispering loudly] How are you?

Aypierre: I'm good!

Maximus: Ok, you can do it– you can do this for me? Don't die.

Aypierre: I- I will try. I'm a little bit stressed, you know?

[Someone plays fart noises in the background]

Maximus: Nah, it's nothing about– you not– nothing about worry! You don't worry about nothing! It's gonna be good. You know? You need to do what I gonna do: only sleep, only sleepy sleepy.

Aypierre: Sleepy sleepy?

Maximus: We are only sleepy sleepy.

Srcheeto: You used to be together? You are together?

Maximus: I present to you my ex-boyfriend.

Aypierre: [Laughs]

Srcheeto: Oh... Oy, Pierre! Nice to meet you, bro!

Aypierre: Yeah! Yeah, you too... 😏

Srcheeto: You seem... very nice people to be around. 😏

Aypierre: Thank you, thank you.

Srcheeto: Yes.

Aypierre: I know how to accommodate.

Maximus: Don't look- don't look him like that, Cheeto! Don't look him like that! What are you doing?!

Aypierre: It will end in my bed.

Maximus: What?! What is happening?? What is happening here???

Srcheeto: I- I– [Wheezes] I was just kidding! 😰 Guys– *

Maximus: [Runs away sobbing]

Aypierre: Maximus! You said "ex-boyfriend."

Maximus: No no no– it's normal, it's normal. I not gonna be toxic, ok? I accept your relationship.

Aypierre: [Laughs]

Maximus: So, don't die and we gonna- we gonna still– I'm gonna still see you in the end, ok?

Aypierre: In the final?

Maximus: In the final! You and me. That gonna be epic!

Aypierre: Yes. Yeah, of course.

Maximus: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! So, good luck, Pierre. Good luck!

Aypierre: Good luck to you too, Maximus!

Maximus: Buh-bye!

Aypierre: [Distantly] Buh-bye!

* Note: He might also be saying "I was just looking in his eyes" here, it's a bit hard to hear.