#<- sarcasm. help

[e77y]

Me, doing compulsions alone in my bedroom: I’m faking it

[demaparbat-hp]

I believe July is trying to tell you something, Nico.

[tangerina24]

Page and I got an attraction towards each other… When I say I LOST MY MIND because of him, I’m not joking.

[uncanny-tranny]

"Why does this thing exist, people are so lazy!"

Disabled people both exist, and also.... even if it's "laziness", "laziness" is not a sin. People should be able to do anything with any level of assistance. Just because the way you exist is the way that is "normal" doesn't mean that it is Right and Divine

[lexumpysfunland]

Guys: 🎶wooo-oooh~🎶 🎶The narrator is in love~🎶 🎶ooooooooo~🎶

He doesn't like being made fun of 👀

[totally-ethanwinters]

i’m very tired doing smokescreens design so instead i did little doodles of The Fathers™️ and their son

oh and here’s some info on my au

the whole idea for the AU is that it’s pre-civil war cybertron under sentinels rule (a lot like tfone which makes sense bc that’s what inspired this HEH). it’s very roman empire/gladiator-esque where gladiatorial combat has become like. one of the number one ways people can get energon. Orion Pax is a data mech working in the Iacon Archives Hall of Records, and Megatronus is the Tarn-Miner-turned-Kaon-Pit’s-undefeated-champion.

I’m currently trying to get everything out of my brain and into the world and so far I keep getting distracted by all the little things 😔 like knockout and breakdown are gonna have a whole storyline, Rung’s Special Thing is included and I have consumed so much transformers content I am going to EXPLODE

[xclowniex]

Are you dumb? You literally reblogged what that person said to your own blog without adding anything that suggest you don't agree with anything they said to that long ass essay targeted at the person they're talking to.

Oh how terrible this is! I didn't make a disclaimer stating which parts of I post I disagree with and which parts I agree think! I'm such a terrible person for assuming people wouldn't attribute another person's words to me!

It is entirely my fault that someone is engaging in the Jewish hivemond trope! I need to start putting disclaimers on my posts because how else do I help people have any reading comprehension!

But like you said anon, I'm just dumb, how could I a dumb person, be able to do that! It's just so hard for my wittle dumb brain!

[teenage-tourniquet]

confession

y'all....according to somebody's dm....i think i need to come forward with the truth.....i am neither 17 years old nor a shooter 😔😔😔 i am actually apparently an 11 year old edgelord 👶

[lulublack90]

Prompt 22 - First Dance

@wolfstarmicrofic January 22, word count 484

“Do you think we’ve got enough?” Remus asked sarcastically as Sirius put out the last few bottles of firewhisky and gillywater he’d charmed Madam Rosmerta into selling him onto the groaning table. 

“Hmm, I don’t know, I could always run back down to Hogsmeade,” Sirius hummed, Remus’s sarcasm going right over his head. Remus moved forward and clapped him hard on the back. 

“Sirius, I think it’s time to go get ready,” He said, trying to take Sirius’s mind off the alcohol. 

“Oh, shit, yeah,” Sirius took off, running towards the spiral staircase. Remus let out a long sigh as he went to start picking at the snack table. 

Ten sausage rolls and most of a bowl of crisps later, the party was beginning. Sirius had a vast collection of muggle records; he bought them to annoy his parents over the years and found, with Remus’s insistence that he listen to them, that he loved muggle music and had been adding to his collection ever since. So the Gryffindors were using those as well as Sirius’s record player. Remus grabbed himself a firewhisky and went to hang out by the window so he could smoke. 

Pretty quickly, the party livened up, and people pushed the sofas and chairs out of the way so that they could make a makeshift dance floor. Someone shot red sparks into the air, and as the flares slowly fell, the dancers looked even more magical under the strange light. Remus’s eyes glanced over them, not really taking much in apart from the bright colours of the girl's dresses until they stopped on Sirius. 

Sirius was in the middle of a group of girls all trying to dance with him, but he wasn’t interested in any of them. The song stopped, and Sirius’s eyes made contact with his. His usually silvery grey eyes had darkened to black under the red light, but to Remus he was still hauntingly beautiful. One side of Sirius’s mouth lifted in a crooked smile, and he crooked a finger at Remus.

Remus snorted and shook his head. No. Sirius pouted, wiggling his hips enticingly. Remus rolled his eyes and shook his head again. Sirius narrowed his eyes at him and moved towards him, his body keeping in time with the next song that had begun playing. He snagged Lily’s pashmina as he danced by. “Oi, Black?!” She shouted after him, but his attention was fully on Remus, so he didn’t hear her. 

“Come dance with me,” Sirius said once he’d stopped in front of Remus, still moving his body to the beat. 

“No,” Remus said, refusing again. Sirius whipped the pashmina around, and before Remus could react, it was around his waist, and Sirius was pulling him towards the other dancers. He felt awkward at first, but soon Sirius had him under his spell, and they were dancing together, and he never wanted to stop.

[purplepicklejuices]

first it was Dean and now it’s Stiles. someone PLEASE save me from the sarcastic, unserious, traumatized characters

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Violet: *to nobody* “but I’m a fool with berries”

[god-blog]

Lord Hermes,

Patron of the commuters, of the bustling city that raised me,

Please help me come into more money.

I’ve been working three jobs and a side hustle but prices are so high. I feel so guilty buying things that make me happy and even things I need to survive.

I want so many things I can’t have: books, new clothes and shoes, a full meal three times a day, money for my metrocard, money for my passport, stability.

I want, I want, I want.

My heart aches with want. My stomach growls with want.

I don’t want to be poor anymore.

Please help me come into more money.

Please help me come into more money.

Please help me come into more money.

[lesbianangeldust]

huskerdust fic where angel has a flashback/ptsd moment during sex and husk helps him manage it (I am totally not projecting nor do I want to read this for my own mental wellbeing)

[sunny-12557]

someone needs to take my art privileges away from me (check reblogs for original pic)

[faceless-dude]

They say praise educates better than scold.

How about smooching this kid in the forehead for each day he hasn't killed anyone?

Никого сегодня не (у)бил? Чмок в лобик.

[antiterf]

InterACT made a glossary for a large amount of intersex variants! It's not all of them, as the glossary mentioned that new ones are constantly found, but it's one that's mindful of language and gender while trying not to be overly medical.