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Me, doing compulsions alone in my bedroom: I’m faking it
#bc like what if I’m just performing for the cameras secretly watching me? 🤔#unreality#?? not sure if that tag is necessary. there are no cameras lol. yesterday I was flipping out bc I was scared this bug on my window was a spy#totally sane behavior 👍#<- sarcasm. help#wackyposting#anyway I’m listening to ABBA and making funny posts so everything is lovely 🌈🌬️🌞🌍🌷✨🍃#tonight the super trouper lights are gonna find meeeeeee 🕺🕺🕺🕺
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I believe July is trying to tell you something, Nico.
#NEW HYPERFIXATION EVERYONE#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#vashwood#nicholas d wolfwood#wolfwood#I'm new here I don't know the tags help#tristamp#vash x wolfwood#trigun meme#trimax#vashwood week#Funny how these things work#I had no idea of what trigun was about#Then I see like ONE picture of Wolfwood and I'm like#This is it. You're the one. My favourite character ever. I love you.#And then I look up what the series is about.#Crazy that Nico actually fits my type of character to a t#Dark gloomy type who hides behind irony and sarcasm and dark humor? Check. Childhood trauma? Check.#Unknown intentions at first but eventually falls in love with the one they should/must betray? Check.#He was made for me. I know it.#So uh.#I should really really look up the tags for this.#trigun 98#I guess.#Time to do field research#Btw is there a discord for Trigun/Vashwood stuff? There must be. I want in.#tristamp vash#I did this in like 30 min and TOMBI was playing in my head the entire time. I need help. The series's great but the song is killing me.
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Page and I got an attraction towards each other… When I say I LOST MY MIND because of him, I’m not joking.
#robert plant#led zeppelin#jimmy page#page plant#help#serious help#1988 was a mess#why is he like that#that’s where it stops?#your dark sarcasm sir
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Having unrealistic dreams (fantasies of being taken seriously by medical professionals),,,
#we are so tired it’s not even funny#watch us have to pay out of pocket for a psych appt to get help in a country where it should be free#like oh…… another month of money spent on one (1) appointment….#we are so normal about the medical system (/sarcasm)#actually disabled#disability#disabled#complex disability#mhsn disability#disabilties#physical disability#mental health#physically disabled#mental illness#autism#autistic#asd#autism spectrum disorder#*screaming*
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"Why does this thing exist, people are so lazy!"
Disabled people both exist, and also.... even if it's "laziness", "laziness" is not a sin. People should be able to do anything with any level of assistance. Just because the way you exist is the way that is "normal" doesn't mean that it is Right and Divine
#disability#disability advocacy#ableism#ableism tw#and it's like... oh that exists?? oh the humanity!!!!!!! (sarcasm)#i'm sorry (not particularly) but disabled people outweigh your discomfort#and if a certain assistance doesn't help you then: don't use it and let the people who need it use it without harassment!#people have the right to be lazy too like it isn't against the law!#you have no idea why people are 'lazy' even if it isn't for dosability reasons
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Guys: 🎶wooo-oooh~🎶 🎶The narrator is in love~🎶 🎶ooooooooo~🎶
He doesn't like being made fun of 👀
#I guess he does have a grunge against those that don't want them to be in love...#this means he might kill...#but he also doesn't get jokes or sarcasm x)#even if Stanley helps him understand he'll have issues trying to understand-#tsp narrator#tsp stanley#tsp art#tspud#tsp au#tsp#heartache au#tsp heartache au#doodles#the narrator tsp#narratorverse#narrator#stanley tsp#the stanley parable
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i’m very tired doing smokescreens design so instead i did little doodles of The Fathers™️ and their son
oh and here’s some info on my au
the whole idea for the AU is that it’s pre-civil war cybertron under sentinels rule (a lot like tfone which makes sense bc that’s what inspired this HEH). it’s very roman empire/gladiator-esque where gladiatorial combat has become like. one of the number one ways people can get energon. Orion Pax is a data mech working in the Iacon Archives Hall of Records, and Megatronus is the Tarn-Miner-turned-Kaon-Pit’s-undefeated-champion.
I’m currently trying to get everything out of my brain and into the world and so far I keep getting distracted by all the little things 😔 like knockout and breakdown are gonna have a whole storyline, Rung’s Special Thing is included and I have consumed so much transformers content I am going to EXPLODE
#i’m going through it okay#i’m writing it like an academic paper and me the academic is doing it properly#my friend is getting me into mtmte and that’s NOT HELPING#transformers fanart#transformers#transformers one#maccadam#bumblebee transformers#megatron fanart#megatronus#orion pax fanart#orion pax#doodles#more than meets the eye#transformers au#Transformers: Age of Imperia#yeah that’s the au name#so creative i know slash sarcasm
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Lord Hermes,
Patron of the commuters, of the bustling city that raised me,
Please help me come into more money.
I’ve been working three jobs and a side hustle but prices are so high. I feel so guilty buying things that make me happy and even things I need to survive.
I want so many things I can’t have: books, new clothes and shoes, a full meal three times a day, money for my metrocard, money for my passport, stability.
I want, I want, I want.
My heart aches with want. My stomach growls with want.
I don’t want to be poor anymore.
Please help me come into more money.
Please help me come into more money.
Please help me come into more money.
#personal#Hermes#Hermes devotion#Hermes devotee#hellenic polytheism#I’m so fucking hungry and feel so guilty abt my spending#we love literally living on the poverty line for most of our lives (sarcasm)#pls let me get a raise or find a bunch of money on the sidewalk or someone helping pay my tuition or I get a scholarship or SOMETHING#PLS#I’m sry. I’m begging. I’m hungry
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huskerdust fic where angel has a flashback/ptsd moment during sex and husk helps him manage it (I am totally not projecting nor do I want to read this for my own mental wellbeing)
#the brackets are sarcasm i am absolutely shamelessly projecting#please cuz angel would feel awful for 'ruining' the sex and embarassed for being vulnerable#and he would feel bad about himself cuz he failed at the thing he sees as his only source of worth#and husk would want to help but not really know how but somehow manage to make things easier anyway#just by being respectful and not a total dickhead#i will write this but i still have my current fic to finish#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#helluva boss#vivzieverse#vivziepop#angel dust#husk#my posts#hazbin hotel angel dust#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanfic
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someone needs to take my art privileges away from me (check reblogs for original pic)
#i dont fucking know#made with krita#digital art#digital artist#digital illustration#art#tf2#tf2 medic#team fortress two#team fortress medic#the original reference definitely was not a stock image#/sarcasm#send help#:3#team fortress 2#i swear i can never draw regular art#why did i make this#i came up with this idea while sleep deprived on a discord voice chat#sunnys silly art
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They say praise educates better than scold.
How about smooching this kid in the forehead for each day he hasn't killed anyone?
Никого сегодня не (у)бил? Чмок в лобик.
#shitpost#the scribbly scribbles#help im overreacting#memes#cursed#opm#one punch man#speed o sound sonic#warning: sarcasm
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InterACT made a glossary for a large amount of intersex variants! It's not all of them, as the glossary mentioned that new ones are constantly found, but it's one that's mindful of language and gender while trying not to be overly medical.
#as someone who is dyadic this is important to me because I want to help give visibility to intersex people and their struggles with stigma#and if I'm looking through academic literature the term intersex may not come up and it's instead one of the many diagnoses listed#notaterftip#not sarcasm#intersex#lgbtqia
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not gonna lie, i think i didn't "mature properly" the first time i went through (the wrong) puberty. transmasc puberty is making me smart and cool and handsome and more mature, i think
#void keith talks#silly#this is a jokey post but like. man. i didn't know shit at 7 or 12 or 16 at all#i was a very sheltered child and being autistic did NOT help my worldview. the internet sorta helped but also sorta didn't#at least not until i learned that most people scrounge around on the internet & post with some sort of *sarcasm and/or jokes#*usually jokes that i didn't get and had to look up because i was WAY behind my peers in discovering a majority of what you can do-#using the internet as a tool. so i definitely missed some things- some bad. some good. some just plain weird or spooky lol#while kids in 2015 were discovering undertale i was geeking out about the teenage mutant ninja turtles#honestly probably wouldn't have understood undertale at that point either?? there's so many nuances i ABSOLUTELY would've missed#i wouldn't be the same if i'd have discovered undertale back then. i'd probably be a much different person i think. anyways#(this post was inspired by finding some of my OLD old art from 2015 and before then also.)#void keith rambles in the tags#shitpost#shitposting#trans#transmasc#transgender#transmasculine
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It is, in my opinion, very unprofessional and unjustified for someone to label you as "poorly skilled" solely based on a portfolio that features a cartoon style. The ability to draw in various artistic styles, to me, is a great skill. I think this is highly exaggerating that some corporations insist on a strict adherence to realistic drawing. If anyone criticizes your artistic abilities by calling them "poor" simply because you focus on cartoons rather than realism, such criticism is not constructive. It is essential to remain resilient and not allow others to diminish your confidence due to your chosen art style. The process of creation is beautiful, and what truly matters is your willingness to learn and your belief in your own abilities. After all, art is a lengthy and enjoyable journey. Never stop being yourself.
#guess the advice they gave me:#“draw hands and feet”#very helpful (sarcasm)#art rant#rant#art positivity#positivity#?#I'm tryin to give confidences to others#jooj rambles
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euughh just saw someone say that Celegorm kidnapping Lúthien to force her into marriage was "out of character" and just. I understand the urge to smooth the edges off your blorbo's flaws or whatever but if you've gotten to the point where you genuinely believe the author's portrayal of his own character isn't in line with canon then I think you just misunderstood what you read
#do you know what “out of character” means?#they're warmongers. they deliberately sent finrod to his death to usurp his kingdom. why do you think they're above kidnapping#unless you think murder is somehow a lesser crime than kidnapping or SA for whatever reason. because that's just bs#this is why I don't engage with the silm fandom as much. I feel like people just flat out get their fanons mixed up with canon#it seems like most people are either very “pro-Fëanorian” or “pro-Doriath” with little to no inbetween#when there are very few “true” heroes in the silmarillion. and the Fëanorians are not among them. nor is Thingol for that matter#it's almost as if that's the entire point!! :0 (sarcasm)#not tagging this with fandom stuff because I don't want to upset people but if it breaches containment that's out of my control#I have nothing against fanon because I'm deep in the fanon sauce myself#but when people say stuff like this I can't help but believe we just didn't read the same book#my post#personal
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Nico would definitely say:
Nico:"Will, tell your dad to take a break for a week, At the very least do us all a favor and tell him to lower the brightness for once" Nico:"Someone has a death wish,Your wish is my command" Nico:"Do you think people would get upset if i force them to reenact Jurassic world?...Meh" Nico:"Ughh...Dont remind me" Nico:"What even is Ocean spray?" Nico:"No, It was not me. I had nothing to do with the frog you woke up next to." Nico:"Im not saying there is anything wrong with "Love" Im just saying Cupid needs to get his shit together." Nico:"NO ONE can say that im "too young" to do anything im literally 2x as old as a middle age man, i was born in the 1920's" Nico:"I am NOT an exorcist, if anything im the opposite. Honey i'm not getting rid of the dead from your home i'm BRINGING Them there."
#Things Nico would say#nico di angelo#solangelo#nico di angelo headcanon#funny quotes#nico di angelo funny#funny shit#funny memes#funny#Fuck Cupid#why are you reading the tags?#why are you like this#have a good night!#solangelo headcanon#sarcasm#sarcastic quotes#adding tags to your posts helps people find them#Adding too many tags to start drama#why are you here
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