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Me, doing compulsions alone in my bedroom: I’m faking it
#bc like what if I’m just performing for the cameras secretly watching me? 🤔#unreality#?? not sure if that tag is necessary. there are no cameras lol. yesterday I was flipping out bc I was scared this bug on my window was a spy#totally sane behavior ����#<- sarcasm. help#wackyposting#anyway I’m listening to ABBA and making funny posts so everything is lovely 🌈🌬️🌞🌍🌷✨🍃#tonight the super trouper lights are gonna find meeeeeee 🕺🕺🕺🕺
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I believe July is trying to tell you something, Nico.
#NEW HYPERFIXATION EVERYONE#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#vashwood#nicholas d wolfwood#wolfwood#I'm new here I don't know the tags help#tristamp#vash x wolfwood#trigun meme#trimax#vashwood week#Funny how these things work#I had no idea of what trigun was about#Then I see like ONE picture of Wolfwood and I'm like#This is it. You're the one. My favourite character ever. I love you.#And then I look up what the series is about.#Crazy that Nico actually fits my type of character to a t#Dark gloomy type who hides behind irony and sarcasm and dark humor? Check. Childhood trauma? Check.#Unknown intentions at first but eventually falls in love with the one they should/must betray? Check.#He was made for me. I know it.#So uh.#I should really really look up the tags for this.#trigun 98#I guess.#Time to do field research#Btw is there a discord for Trigun/Vashwood stuff? There must be. I want in.#tristamp vash#I did this in like 30 min and TOMBI was playing in my head the entire time. I need help. The series's great but the song is killing me.
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Page and I got an attraction towards each other… When I say I LOST MY MIND because of him, I’m not joking.
#robert plant#led zeppelin#jimmy page#page plant#help#serious help#1988 was a mess#why is he like that#that’s where it stops?#your dark sarcasm sir
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"Why does this thing exist, people are so lazy!"
Disabled people both exist, and also.... even if it's "laziness", "laziness" is not a sin. People should be able to do anything with any level of assistance. Just because the way you exist is the way that is "normal" doesn't mean that it is Right and Divine
#disability#disability advocacy#ableism#ableism tw#and it's like... oh that exists?? oh the humanity!!!!!!! (sarcasm)#i'm sorry (not particularly) but disabled people outweigh your discomfort#and if a certain assistance doesn't help you then: don't use it and let the people who need it use it without harassment!#people have the right to be lazy too like it isn't against the law!#you have no idea why people are 'lazy' even if it isn't for dosability reasons
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Guys: 🎶wooo-oooh~🎶 🎶The narrator is in love~🎶 🎶ooooooooo~🎶
He doesn't like being made fun of 👀
#I guess he does have a grunge against those that don't want them to be in love...#this means he might kill...#but he also doesn't get jokes or sarcasm x)#even if Stanley helps him understand he'll have issues trying to understand-#tsp narrator#tsp stanley#tsp art#tspud#tsp au#tsp#heartache au#tsp heartache au#doodles#the narrator tsp#narratorverse#narrator#stanley tsp#the stanley parable
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i’m very tired doing smokescreens design so instead i did little doodles of The Fathers™️ and their son
oh and here’s some info on my au
the whole idea for the AU is that it’s pre-civil war cybertron under sentinels rule (a lot like tfone which makes sense bc that’s what inspired this HEH). it’s very roman empire/gladiator-esque where gladiatorial combat has become like. one of the number one ways people can get energon. Orion Pax is a data mech working in the Iacon Archives Hall of Records, and Megatronus is the Tarn-Miner-turned-Kaon-Pit’s-undefeated-champion.
I’m currently trying to get everything out of my brain and into the world and so far I keep getting distracted by all the little things 😔 like knockout and breakdown are gonna have a whole storyline, Rung’s Special Thing is included and I have consumed so much transformers content I am going to EXPLODE
#i’m going through it okay#i’m writing it like an academic paper and me the academic is doing it properly#my friend is getting me into mtmte and that’s NOT HELPING#transformers fanart#transformers#transformers one#maccadam#bumblebee transformers#megatron fanart#megatronus#orion pax fanart#orion pax#doodles#more than meets the eye#transformers au#Transformers: Age of Imperia#yeah that’s the au name#so creative i know slash sarcasm
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Are you dumb? You literally reblogged what that person said to your own blog without adding anything that suggest you don't agree with anything they said to that long ass essay targeted at the person they're talking to.
Oh how terrible this is! I didn't make a disclaimer stating which parts of I post I disagree with and which parts I agree think! I'm such a terrible person for assuming people wouldn't attribute another person's words to me!
It is entirely my fault that someone is engaging in the Jewish hivemond trope! I need to start putting disclaimers on my posts because how else do I help people have any reading comprehension!
But like you said anon, I'm just dumb, how could I a dumb person, be able to do that! It's just so hard for my wittle dumb brain!
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confession
y'all....according to somebody's dm....i think i need to come forward with the truth.....i am neither 17 years old nor a shooter 😔😔😔 i am actually apparently an 11 year old edgelord 👶
#SARCASM BTW I AM 17#IDEK THE PERSON WHO DMED ME HELP????#i also don't know what 11 yesr old has had their wisdom teeth removed#i got all 4 of mine out 😭😭 still hurts sooo mf bad#plus i have chipmunk cheeks 🐿
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first it was Dean and now it’s Stiles. someone PLEASE save me from the sarcastic, unserious, traumatized characters
#i can’t keep doing this#they’re killing me#more like consuming my every thought but yk#same thing#like dean was one thing#a special case#I WASNT SUPPOSED TO FALL FOR ANOTHER ONE#i just#can’t help it#i see a traumatized character determined to take care of everyone#and i fold#like a wet noodle#when they’re unstable and hide all their problems behind humor and sarcasm#when in reality they’re losing their fucking mind#>>>>#stiles stilinski#dean winchester#supernatural#teen wolf
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Lord Hermes,
Patron of the commuters, of the bustling city that raised me,
Please help me come into more money.
I’ve been working three jobs and a side hustle but prices are so high. I feel so guilty buying things that make me happy and even things I need to survive.
I want so many things I can’t have: books, new clothes and shoes, a full meal three times a day, money for my metrocard, money for my passport, stability.
I want, I want, I want.
My heart aches with want. My stomach growls with want.
I don’t want to be poor anymore.
Please help me come into more money.
Please help me come into more money.
Please help me come into more money.
#personal#Hermes#Hermes devotion#Hermes devotee#hellenic polytheism#I’m so fucking hungry and feel so guilty abt my spending#we love literally living on the poverty line for most of our lives (sarcasm)#pls let me get a raise or find a bunch of money on the sidewalk or someone helping pay my tuition or I get a scholarship or SOMETHING#PLS#I’m sry. I’m begging. I’m hungry
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huskerdust fic where angel has a flashback/ptsd moment during sex and husk helps him manage it (I am totally not projecting nor do I want to read this for my own mental wellbeing)
#the brackets are sarcasm i am absolutely shamelessly projecting#please cuz angel would feel awful for 'ruining' the sex and embarassed for being vulnerable#and he would feel bad about himself cuz he failed at the thing he sees as his only source of worth#and husk would want to help but not really know how but somehow manage to make things easier anyway#just by being respectful and not a total dickhead#i will write this but i still have my current fic to finish#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#helluva boss#vivzieverse#vivziepop#angel dust#husk#my posts#hazbin hotel angel dust#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanfic
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Violet: *to nobody* “but I’m a fool with berries”
#quotes I found hilarious for no reason#quotes out of context#and context doesn’t help#Violet Sorrengail#Violet Sorrengail quotes#Rebecca Yarros#Fourth Wing#incorrect quotes#except it’s completely correct#Fourth Wing humor#fangirl nonsense#I love her sarcasm#my fav violent fool
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someone needs to take my art privileges away from me (check reblogs for original pic)
#i dont fucking know#made with krita#digital art#digital artist#digital illustration#art#tf2#tf2 medic#team fortress two#team fortress medic#the original reference definitely was not a stock image#/sarcasm#send help#:3#team fortress 2#i swear i can never draw regular art#why did i make this#i came up with this idea while sleep deprived on a discord voice chat#sunnys silly art
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They say praise educates better than scold.
How about smooching this kid in the forehead for each day he hasn't killed anyone?
Никого сегодня не (у)бил? Чмок в лобик.
#shitpost#the scribbly scribbles#help im overreacting#memes#cursed#opm#one punch man#speed o sound sonic#warning: sarcasm
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InterACT made a glossary for a large amount of intersex variants! It's not all of them, as the glossary mentioned that new ones are constantly found, but it's one that's mindful of language and gender while trying not to be overly medical.
#as someone who is dyadic this is important to me because I want to help give visibility to intersex people and their struggles with stigma#and if I'm looking through academic literature the term intersex may not come up and it's instead one of the many diagnoses listed#notaterftip#not sarcasm#intersex#lgbtqia
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Happy Fridayssssss
#maatsaesthetic#aesthetic#positivity#inspiration#tumblr positivity#beauty#motivation#artists on tumblr#lol memes#tumblr meme#tumblr memes#memes#funny memes#meme#dank memes#funny post#funny shit#funny stuff#funny#help lmfao#lmfao#rofl#lolz#lol#love#life#sarcastic#sarcasm#so sassy#sassy girl
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