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[foursaints]

WAIT I HAVE A CARROWS THOUGHT.

You know how you said the Carrows' greatest wish is money? what if the carrows were part of the sacred 28, but seen as one of the lesser family due to their lack of renown and wealth. they don't even have more than 2 properties so why would they be seen as important?

they join voldemort in order to create connections to better pureblood families - voldemort doesn't recognise their lineage and they are laughed at. they have a desperate thirst to prove themselves, and the twins cling onto eachother because their family is so low they can't attract anybody else.

the carrows are born in the dirt and they will die in the dirt - even after helping to commandeer hogwarts they are shoved into lowly teaching positions of the worst subjects, because they are simply not worth anything else.

@jewishregulus it is such a beautiful thing to see an anon being perfectly correct...

i agree wholeheartedly! the idea of the carrows being a dirt-poor and disgraced family line (but still of pure, sacred blood) is fundamental to how i see them. you're so correct in commenting on how this outsider status drives the twins closer together.

to add on: i believe alecto blames their mother for "dooming" the twins before they were even born. alecto is an angry & desperate girl raised in the lowest poverty, but brought up on fairytale stories of her noble bloodline and pureblood birthright. she was raised in a small fisherman's shack in hokkaido. all she has is a brother.

i want to see this vengeful outsider (born from dirt and squalor!) both fascinated and disgusted by pureblood england. alecto bites her tongue bloody the first time she is fitted for a silk gown. she is clawing for everything she believes she is owed, and no-one will ever see her this way. she has more grit than any softhanded pureblood heir or daughter: she disdains barty, regulus, pandora. she is dragging amycus along with her at any cost.

i picture the carrow twins sharing a room in marvolo manor, a habit from their bygone days sleeping in a threadbare cot together as children. they lay so close they share the same breath.

[wispurring-moss]

sometimes i feel like i'm really exaggerating their height difference when i draw them but then i have to remind myself that, no, they basically Are just Like ThatTM actually and it guts me every single time............. x'3c

[ge]

you still crave wine, but the taste doesnt satisfy you as much as it used to. you still crave summer, but you mean summer, one hundred years ago.

[shrimpyjackal]

I just collected my comic that was in my cart for a year... and i was waiting for the arrival for like a week

[carlestin]

not even king arthur could pull me out

a closeup and a background-less. Idk if the closeup actually makes anything better

[ploppymeep]

I really need everyone on here to start critically thinking about the implications of making human irep brown while keeping peri white PLEASE think critically I’m begging

[froglover7789]

ok ok so we all know luke skywalker ends up making his gay little jedi academy daycare school temple thing and i imagine he ends up with quite the list of ppl attending bc its Luke Skywalker and also force sensitives would flock to bro but then this begs the question of who tf is taking care of all them kids???? its not luke! hes very smart and very strong but i think him and his strange/ dangerous tatooine upbringing would accidently send those children to death. how was he meant to know that the bears in the forest werent friendly? hes never seen a bear before! and so on and so forth. so then whos making sure every one is alive and feeding the kids three square meals? it cant JUST be ahsoka. she'd go crazy from trying to wrangle 20 force sensitive kids and luke. hm..... maybe chewie helps? idk. give me your thoughts plz. and dont say mr din djarin madalorian bc he would be just as bad.

[oozaru-kisser]

Quick Tottoma sketch to prove im not entirely dead jskskdlglg

[syaruru]

i think i need to start strictly compartmentalizing interpretations of stan pines because im able to see the appeal of him being a pansexual transman in the year of our lord 2025 but i also grew up in bars with my firefighter dad in new jersey & i vividly remember asking a bartender to put on gravity falls so i could watch the reruns leading up to weirdmageddon & some of the old guys LOVING stan, & i would meet so many scruffy sarcastic oldies after their shift at the firehouse who are *exactly* like stan in real life & felt really seen by idfk stan's single-dad sadness in legend of the gobblewonker

so it's hard sometimes to think about stan in a queer context sometimes when he occupies the same space to me as a now 68-year old guy named Joe Mort.

but fuckass Joe Mort & being transgender diametrically opposed in my brain bc he may just be the most cisgender person ever actually

stan is always some kind of bi or pan in every timeline though. divorced jersey men get that way after like 6 beers (which is, by new jersey fireman's bar standards: not many beers.)

it's is a dark place but... jersey also kind of rules! best state in the northeast i fear...

[lord-shitbox]

the fuuuckkkkkk shitbox personal relationship drama for the mutuals who are interested in hearing abt my beef. Ass this one's for you

I had a dream last night the girl I am very notably Only Friends with Rn (she said no flirting 🤕) texted me something like "i like you too much I can't do this I can't be really dependent on someone at this time in my life" and I had to be like damn okay bc like im disappointed I won't be able to have this relationship but I have "this shit ain't nothin to me man" disease so I can't be like "stick around so I can barely love you and take you out to dinner sometimes". But luckily this was a dream so I don't actually have to deal with this.

upon rational wakeful consideration this would actually never happen because in high school she told me my personality is like. not noble enough for her I guess so she's never gonna be That Into me (okay she offhandedly said this once) (the REAL reason she wasn't into me in high school is because my relationship (very close/affectionate friends) w her was inadvertently the final straw that caused her first serious boyfriend to break up with her, and the whole ordeal was really messy and painful so my involvement with it kinda fucked our relationship up) (their relationship wasnt even that good in the first place & she told me she's not ready for a real romantic relationship bc she doesn't want to be overly dependent on anyone like she was with him, which is why I had this dream, but she does think I'm attractive so like maybe we can cuddle on the couch sometime) where was i. Right she's never gonna be That into me, probably, which is great because I have mental diseases, and a little part of my head is going WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE about it & to that I say. Literally nothing, we are straight up just friends rn bc she takes things very slowly & I'm no longer clinging to the idea that getting her to love me would mean I'm a Good Person (i no longer gaf) so actually I am just chilling here. nothing is happening. but also what the fuck

[front-facing-pokemon]

[raptorwithamarker]

"You got a 9 to 5, so I'll take the night shift,"

the sketch in case you wanted to see the lines haha

[sillyandquiteawkward]

i should expect it but realizing that i can say things about jimmy and then get misunderstood bc i didnt spell out all of my feelings and create fun boundaries in my little play place of a post and ppl are just assuming were talking about the same thing bc its adjacent to the fandom joke. silly me tbh

[stitchwraith-stingers]

ppl on twt r sharing headcanons so i thought id throw my hat onto the ring....... its boring cuz i wanted to make more but its 4 am and i have 2 leave to go to shopping at 1 pm, the horse is there to fill the space cuz im bad at organising

[acidstrike]

FNV companions as cursed shit my friends and I have said because I’m fuckin bored

CW: lots of swearing, sexual jokes, death, drugs probably, just teenagers being dumb yk how it is

Arcade: “I don’t care about science, I care about killing.”

Boone: “Yeah, I’m a jellyfish. Blub blub motherfucker.”

Cass: “Stop molesting the chicken breast!“

ED-E: “Maybe you’re biology, who knows!”

Lily: “What happened to teamwork makes the dream work, and Dreamworks made Shrek?”

Raul: “Fun new tip this summer: shit your pants. You know you want to. You know you want to shit your pants. I know you. I’ve seen you. I know that look in your eye.”

Rex: “Did the chicken come before me? Who knows!”

Veronica: “I would raise my hand, but I don’t have hands because I’m a worm.”

[godsofhumanity]

Njord: If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg? Skadi: A leg. I need both arms to do ice fishing. Njord: Bragi said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks :/ Skadi: Sounds like he's never been ice fishing...