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foursaints · 4 months ago
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WAIT I HAVE A CARROWS THOUGHT.
You know how you said the Carrows' greatest wish is money? what if the carrows were part of the sacred 28, but seen as one of the lesser family due to their lack of renown and wealth. they don't even have more than 2 properties so why would they be seen as important?
they join voldemort in order to create connections to better pureblood families - voldemort doesn't recognise their lineage and they are laughed at. they have a desperate thirst to prove themselves, and the twins cling onto eachother because their family is so low they can't attract anybody else.
the carrows are born in the dirt and they will die in the dirt - even after helping to commandeer hogwarts they are shoved into lowly teaching positions of the worst subjects, because they are simply not worth anything else.
@jewishregulus it is such a beautiful thing to see an anon being perfectly correct...
i agree wholeheartedly! the idea of the carrows being a dirt-poor and disgraced family line (but still of pure, sacred blood) is fundamental to how i see them. you're so correct in commenting on how this outsider status drives the twins closer together.
to add on: i believe alecto blames their mother for "dooming" the twins before they were even born. alecto is an angry & desperate girl raised in the lowest poverty, but brought up on fairytale stories of her noble bloodline and pureblood birthright. she was raised in a small fisherman's shack in hokkaido. all she has is a brother.
i want to see this vengeful outsider (born from dirt and squalor!) both fascinated and disgusted by pureblood england. alecto bites her tongue bloody the first time she is fitted for a silk gown. she is clawing for everything she believes she is owed, and no-one will ever see her this way. she has more grit than any softhanded pureblood heir or daughter: she disdains barty, regulus, pandora. she is dragging amycus along with her at any cost.
i picture the carrow twins sharing a room in marvolo manor, a habit from their bygone days sleeping in a threadbare cot together as children. they lay so close they share the same breath.
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wispurring-moss · 6 months ago
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sometimes i feel like i'm really exaggerating their height difference when i draw them but then i have to remind myself that, no, they basically Are just Like ThatTM actually and it guts me every single time............. x'3c
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ge · 6 months ago
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you still crave wine, but the taste doesnt satisfy you as much as it used to. you still crave summer, but you mean summer, one hundred years ago.
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carlestin · 4 months ago
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not even king arthur could pull me out
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a closeup and a background-less. Idk if the closeup actually makes anything better
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ploppymeep · 3 months ago
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I really need everyone on here to start critically thinking about the implications of making human irep brown while keeping peri white PLEASE think critically I’m begging
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froglover7789 · 4 months ago
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ok ok so we all know luke skywalker ends up making his gay little jedi academy daycare school temple thing and i imagine he ends up with quite the list of ppl attending bc its Luke Skywalker and also force sensitives would flock to bro but then this begs the question of who tf is taking care of all them kids???? its not luke! hes very smart and very strong but i think him and his strange/ dangerous tatooine upbringing would accidently send those children to death. how was he meant to know that the bears in the forest werent friendly? hes never seen a bear before! and so on and so forth. so then whos making sure every one is alive and feeding the kids three square meals? it cant JUST be ahsoka. she'd go crazy from trying to wrangle 20 force sensitive kids and luke. hm..... maybe chewie helps? idk. give me your thoughts plz. and dont say mr din djarin madalorian bc he would be just as bad.
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front-facing-pokemon · 8 months ago
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raptorwithamarker · 7 days ago
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"You got a 9 to 5, so I'll take the night shift,"
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the sketch in case you wanted to see the lines haha
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dragon-we-ball-z · 18 days ago
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Quick Tottoma sketch to prove im not entirely dead jskskdlglg
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stitchwraith-stingers · 2 months ago
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ppl on twt r sharing headcanons so i thought id throw my hat onto the ring....... its boring cuz i wanted to make more but its 4 am and i have 2 leave to go to shopping at 1 pm, the horse is there to fill the space cuz im bad at organising
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acidstrike · 4 months ago
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FNV companions as cursed shit my friends and I have said because I’m fuckin bored
CW: lots of swearing, sexual jokes, death, drugs probably, just teenagers being dumb yk how it is
Arcade: “I don’t care about science, I care about killing.”
Boone: “Yeah, I’m a jellyfish. Blub blub motherfucker.”
Cass: “Stop molesting the chicken breast!“
ED-E: “Maybe you’re biology, who knows!”
Lily: “What happened to teamwork makes the dream work, and Dreamworks made Shrek?”
Raul: “Fun new tip this summer: shit your pants. You know you want to. You know you want to shit your pants. I know you. I’ve seen you. I know that look in your eye.”
Rex: “Did the chicken come before me? Who knows!”
Veronica: “I would raise my hand, but I don’t have hands because I’m a worm.”
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godsofhumanity · 5 months ago
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Njord: If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg? Skadi: A leg. I need both arms to do ice fishing. Njord: Bragi said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks :/ Skadi: Sounds like he's never been ice fishing...
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mucking-faori · 9 months ago
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AYYY THE WAITANGI TRIBUNAL IS STOPPING THE GOVT FROM SCRAPPING TE AKA WHAIORA LOL
This horrific government don't respect research, natural human empathy or basic common sense, only their own pakeha legal system. Of course they want to get rid of the one thing giving māori any power within it.
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max-nico · 7 months ago
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Are you telling me that the elder guardian of the echidna tribe would choose an incompetent white man to be the successor to his tribe? Don't bullshit me. Say sike rn. AND HE'S A COP ?! AND HIS SISTER IS A COP ?! AND HIS DAD IS BRITISH ?!? I feel like this would go against a lot of what the echidna stand for.
Also, Wade's mom pronouncing Knuckles with a ch and Wade not learning how to say the name of Knuckles tribe leader really rubbed me the wrong way. Giving very much, micro aggression.
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tippenfunkaport · 2 years ago
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It will never not piss me off that 80s She-Ra toys were action figures but when they went to make toys for 2018 She-Ra, they would only give us fashion dolls.
How did they learn nothing from the popularity of their own toyline?
Literally, three decades passed and somehow sexism in toys got WORSE.
#spop#shera#she ra#I want my SPOP action figures damn it#they could be completely lazy and just make the same toys again but make them look like the new show and I would take it#scratch action Catra but OUR Catra?#give it to me#i will even take bubble power she-ra idgaf#god I wish mattel wanted my money#*resists the urge to rant about the toy industry and all the ways they did this merch line dirty*#I'm not tagging mattel because then I will get the dudebros who think they know more about the toy industry than me when they SUPER don't#beyond the whole Target limited run / DC dolls thing shooting the SPOP toy line in the foot#the spop merch was very clearly made quickly as a reaction to the shows popularity#instead of ready at launch like a show that depends on toy sales#and if you are too clueless to understand the most basic way the industry works#you are not worth fighting with#'no one wanted the toys' ok jan#go on ebay and look at how much the spop toys sell for and try to say that again with a straight face#toylines that are legit bombs don't have a resale value like these do that's toys 101 babies#resale like that means supply issue#i'll stop now#this is my longest tag rant yet sorry everyone#and for that one specific dudebro let me clarify that obviously it would be great if all toys were made for everyone#but this toyline was specifically made and marketed for girls#and it's impossible not to factor marketing and intended demographic in when talking about this#see I said I would stop and it was a lie#now I'll stop for real
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werewolfetone · 2 months ago
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Wish I had lived in the permian era. back when they didn't know about google sheets
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