#<- im not saying anything but im not-not saying anything either lmao.

[alwayssunnyinhawkins]

Here's some messages I sent to 🎀 on Friday after college, because I can't stop thinking about it:

Not to be the most insufferable person in the world right now, but I once again/am still feeling crazy about the [*redacted*] thing. Because today when we went to the shops together basically the second we were alone he was asking how I am because, according to what he's noticed, I'm acting off today, that I seem sadder/not as happy and bubbly, that my mannerisms are different than normal. And like. ???

1) that's sweet of him to ask no matter the connotations, even though there wasn't anything wrong. And 2) like. He pays *that* much attention to me?? What I'm guessing he's noticed is that I'm trying to be less active in starting conversations with him the past few days, but even then I've still spoken to him a decent amount. And yet ? He's noticed. ALREADY. AFTER TWO. DAYS.

Lobotomize me.

I'm in need of either validation or you telling me I'm overthinking it - just your unbiased opinion

no no you aren't overthinking, that's crazy

That's what I'm saying‼️ like ???

[joseigamer]

Patalliro! is fascinating to me because of stuff like this. It's unapologetically gay - even within its anime which aired during primetime hours in 1982 - in a way that many later BL manga would never be, like the ones from the early 2000s which would never dare to call their characters actual homosexuals. Patalliro has actually aged quite well in this regard, there's something comforting about how campy it is.

[witch--tips]

you NEVER need to wait “until you have the money” to start practicing witchcraft. you do not need ANY money for witchcraft. you can have all the money in the world and practice witchcraft every single day without spending a single cent on it. everything you need you already have, inside of you and around you as well.

[valkyurii]

I think the Scadutree Fragment argument is funny because it’s usually coming from two different angles. You’ve got the people who only do one playthrough or do multiple playthroughs on NG+ cycles meaning they only ever have to collect the fragments once. Or you’ve got people (like me) who do every playthrough on NG meaning we have to collect the fragments all over again everytime we get to the DLC which is tedious af. It’s like having to do a second set up after having already done one in the base game. I understand the idea behind the system, I just think it could have been implemented better. Like perhaps bosses could have dropped them instead of making me run all the way up a stream to a dead end to pick one up under a waterfall.

[bonefall]

Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

[ferniliciousness]

Solas and his dynamic with Sera is actually hilarious since shes basically the only other elf if your inquisitor isnt one. Imagine thinking youre a bad ass god and collection of history and your only place to share that is with the lesbian shitposter who thinks youre cringe, and not even for godly propaganda reasons

I don't really think Solas saw himself as badass but I def think he saw himself as better then, humans/other races/city elves. Which is also why I think he initially has issues with Dalish inkys and why he's so set on bothering Sera lmao.

But also, if you think about it, these two have a lot to learn from each other. Sera is acting rather similarly to many people who grow up to be somewhat I guess, ashamed of their heritage/race etc. She wants to be nothing like "other elves" and wants to act as human as possible because to her there is no difference... When yes, there is a difference. A difference Solas tries to show her. She doesn't have to be Dalish to be proud of being an elf or to be comfortable with who she is. And she shouldn't have to feel like she has to push down a very essential part of who she is, because elves bad.

Meanwhile, on the other hand, Solas needs the opposite. Being an immortal elf who remembers what it was like 1k+ years ago, doesn't make him "special". It doesn't make anyone else's life less valuable. Elves aren't better then anyone else, Dalish aren't wrong for having changing traditions, and the world isn't broken for the veil being up.

[nettleparade]

oh right i forgot to post this here

[hauntingblue]

Jayce telling vi she won't make it on her own.... okay mr. projector...

[chrisbangs]

🐺🫧

Here

Now go to sleep

[ratatatastic]

"Who's idea was it to put the cone on your head for the parade? Was that all you?" "Zach Eisenberg [Director, Executive Operations]—I think is his name—he takes care of us a lot at Amerant Bank Arena. I don't know his exact role with the team but he's just kind-of always around, and helps us out. He's friends with Brooks [Koepka.] I think he helps Brooks when he comes to the games. Anyways he found a pylon or I think I might have told him—I was pretty drunk at the time but I think I told him to go get a py—'if you could find a pylon, find one!' 'Cuz they sprung that speech on me, kind-of, last second, you know, five minutes before I was supposed to go up there. I'm like, 'What the fuck am I gonna say?' So I had him go grab the pylon and I grabbed it on the side of the stage right before I was gonna do my speech. And luckily all the clips are of that, you know, me telling him to go fuck himself... 'cuz the rest of my speech was terrible. There's really nothing to it! And I'm so happy that, you know, all the clips are only of that so!" "Yeah, we didn't know you said anything else! I thought that was the entire speech!" "That's all that matters!" "Exactly, exactly! I got away with it there!"

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)

i love finding out they basically told ekky he was gonna have to do a whole speech 5 minutes before he was up while hes been drenched from rainwater and alcohol for like the past 6 hours absolutely pissed out of his mind like yeah no wonder his speech basically culminated to THANK YOU SOUTH FLORIDA AND ALSO GIVE IT UP FOR MY D PARTNER WOOOOO yeah that tracks

"But what golf tournament* were you at shortly after that? Somebody was dressed like a cone? Was that Lomberg who was dressed in like a costume? A cone costume?" "He came—Brooks came up to you—" "No, that was his buddy, that was his buddy. He was actually a Sunrise police officer. I actually saw him last night at the Zach Bryan concert! But yeah, no, that's one of his buddies. No, he was completely put to bed the day after. Right? Like he texted me—I personally didn't care, like, how many people at a hockey game are calling me a cone and telling Barkov he's got no hands like it's—you know, that's hockey. That's sports, right? So I didn't give a shit but—yeah, no, it was all in good fun. And then I got a way to get him back! It's perfect!" "But when you did see the first video of him in the box—and I remember watching that, I'm like, 'this motherfucker is rolling esctasy!' His eyes were fuckin' gigantic, he's like, 'Aaargghh.' Like, 'I can't take him, he's calling me a cone! I can't—' But that is kind-of odd that a professional athlete is gonna call you a cone and he's like a fan of yours...it's just—it was really bizarre!" "Goofy!" "Yeah..." "And his eyes were black which, you know..." "What does that mean?" "I just know what that means... and he was fucked up, you know..." "Yeah, yeah! He was definitely fucked up and he agreed that he was fucked up. And he apologised so I didn't care, obviously. And then when I was at that golf event I should've thrown a beer at his backswing or something—at the LIV event when he was actually competing? I should've fucked with him but I couldn't do it... I couldn't—I couldn't find the courage to throw something at him..." "So did he reach out to you like that night? And say, 'Hey, dude... I was just joking, you know...'" "'I took some pills and...'"

*2023 LIV Golf Team Championship (Miami) held from Oct. 20-22 in Doral

[and i suppose more context here lombo and koepka are friends and he even showed up to his cupday when he went golfing in parkland and not to mention that lombo facilitated koepka apologising to ekky so its why the whole cone costume came to be really]

theres a lot more context about this incident and the ensuing storm after it so for archival sakes here are articles about it (x)(x)(x)(x)(x) because its quite a saga but its water under the bridge and there's only so much tabloid-esque coverage thats been reignited after the ekky speech i can take about an athlete who's dumb enough to insult another guy while hes drunk off as his ass in a fucking public setting

but anyways i think its really funny that i said to myself wow thats an oddly petty thing to admit to you know the whole wanting to throw a beer at his backswing ekky... for such a good vibes sweet man who like the only thing youve particularly said about the cone novella is "we'll never be buddies" to which you quickly retracted and then went "holding ill will against somebody and pulling negativity in your body is never a good thing"

and then i remembered who he attended the liv event with and it all made sense

behind every aqua whos being a little mean there is a much worse much more evil looming presence who is encouraging them down this dark path (a gem but especially a june gem)

truly a tale as old as time

[clambuoyance]

I’ve never been so obsessed with a character so bad that I literally can’t do anything else I’m like the squidward meme watching SpongeBob frolic outside the window stretching a hand out to all the pretty paintings and animations and comics I see in my head but being unable to feel any motivation for it . If only i could use the energy spent to create 20 kon doodles to sit down and concentrate on a single finished full piece I used to be able to make like 5 page comics what happened to me

[risingsunresistance]

twitter is entering their "rts > likes" phase now that likes are private after they spent years calling us ungrateful for being demotivated by ratios lmao

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭

they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃

[awek-s]

spent the last 3 days obsessively job searching and im ready to krill myself now btw

[kurakuradonn]

Hum. I think I just found out my gender identity.

[altruistic-meme]

sigh.