#<- clown dog emoji

[satanfemme]

to me, 2024 was "the year of the clown" and I experienced an internal clownification. well 2025 is going to be "the year of the clown part 2" and I'm going to dedicate it to becoming a clown for real in real life. no more lollygagging around the subject. I know what I want and I know what would make me happy. and I can't keep living like this anymore. I've only got one life and I NEED to live that life as a clown, at least for a bit. you understand. I'm dead serious rn too btw I would NEVER joke about clownery. never. it's going to happen and mark my words, even if I don't accomplish anything else, by the end of 2025 I'm going to put on at least one clown show in front of an audience. we're doing it, we're making this happen.

[discord-emote-customs]

Clown pupper emotes? Like golden retriever emotes with clown party hat? xD

this is my new favorite emoji ive made /srs /pos

[gboardemojis]

gboard emojis as horror movies, feel free to guess the movies!

[hotarufutaba]

op drawings i forgot i drew (except the buggy...he's pretty recent)

[driftwithme]

Pacific Rim texting headcanons:

Pentecost has absolutely zero typos.

There's no way Chuck is a good texter he has no one to talk to beside his dad he sucks at it

Also Chuck's most used emojis are the dog one and the insulting ones lol

Mako is the queen of abbreviations she is also a smooth texter (like her dad) but with more emojis.

Raleigh was isolated from the world for years he is an awkward texter for sure. His face was priceless when he saw all the new emojis. He is an overtexter, of course.

If the Wei Tang brothers text you a voice message you CANNOT listen to it in public there's no way of knowing what it says

Newt sometimes only talks using emojis combinations that only Hermann can read.

Seriously Hermann texts are either long ass paragraphs or hand emojis kehfkfjfkfj

Bless Tenko, king of smooth texters.

The Kaidonovsky has this rule of no pics no videochats no voice messages if you don't ask first if you can't summarize what you want to say you should be calling.

Half the Jaeger Program have Newt blocked on their phones.

Hermann list of contacts is so funny he puts emojis on their names to identify even the pizza delivery guy.

Raleigh insists on keeping his old ass phone because he still has Yancy's chat there :((((

The Jaeger pilots have an official group chat only for information that Pentecost manages and no one can write but him, except when he opens it so everyone can reply understood

Then there's the unofficial Jaeger pilots. group chat that Herc cannot open when he's near Pentecost or he'd be unable to stop his laugh in time.

When the rest figure out that Chuck has like two contacts in his phone, it's over. His phone goes from a peaceful creature to the endless buzzing of a group of clowns sending him whatever.

No one complains about the group chat they have to share pics of Max btw.

Mako and Raleigh sometimes text each other in Japanese and they even forget about it so sometimes they do it in the group chats too it's adorable and annoying

There's a viral voice message of Aleksis drunk singing that Aleks doesn't know exists 'cause Sasha kept it a secret. There's a betting poll about who would accidentally mention it in front of Aleksis.

As a general, the Dome is always reminding people to please use their private phones and not the work phones when they flirt text each other please the technicians can read those

[nicohischier]

hey gang should i drop another $160 on kpop albums after i already spent $120 earlier today haha is this a smart financial decision haha. ha.

[lovlensayu]

⠀⠀⠀𓏲࣪ ʚ ♥︎ ɞ ֶָ֢֪ ࣪ YOSHINO SAYURI. ↷

࣪ ˖⌕ ۫ . . . sayuri, born as yoshino sayuri, is currently a vocalist, rapper and dancer as well as the maknae in enhypen

𓆩♡ SAYU BASICS

♡̶⠀birth name ⌗ yoshino sayuri

♡̶⠀english name ⌗ selene yoshino

♡̶⠀korean name ⌗ kim sayun

♡̶⠀nicknames ⌗ sayu, yuri, saegi, sayuyu, moon baby, sandu (sayuri + mandu), samomo (sayuri + peach), satu, saturday

♡̶⠀birthday ⌗ july 15, 2006

♡̶⠀zodiacs ⌗ cancer && dog

♡̶⠀birth place ⌗ sapporo, japan

♡̶⠀ethnicity ⌗ japanese

♡̶⠀known languages ⌗

⊹ᝰ japanese

⊹ᝰ korean

⊹ᝰ english

𓆩♡ SAYU PHYSICAL

♡̶⠀height ⌗ 165 cm (5'6")

♡̶⠀weight ⌗ 50 kgs (112 lbs)

♡̶⠀blood type ⌗ o+

♡̶⠀body mods ⌗ piercings on ears

♡̶⠀faceclaim ⌗ kang haerin

𓆩♡ SAYU PERSONALITY

♡̶⠀mbti ⌗ enfp

♡̶⠀moral alignment ⌗ chaotic neutral

♡̶⠀enneagram ⌗ 7w6

♡̶⠀temperament ⌗ sanguine

♡̶⠀positive traits ⌗ always helping other people, empathy, highly energetic, optimistic, positive, intensely loyal, easy to work with, adapts easily, attentive to everything around her (sometimes), joyful, pays attention to details, gives everything 1000%, always selfless, straightforward

♡̶⠀negative traits ⌗ overthinks, easily overstimulated, snappy when stressed, highly sensitive, slow functioning, always searching for validation, highly forgetful, tends to get very emotional

♡̶⠀sayu in a paragraph ⌗ if anyone was to ask who or what was yoshino sayuri, many would say she's an energetic happy pill, a cute little cat or someone who is very reliable, but even if she was reliable, sayuri sometimes doesn't feel like it unless specifically told so. enhypen as a group would describe sayuri as someone who works really hard and tries to always lighten the mood whenever everything seems out of place or wrong but they will also say that sayuri does act childish, it doesn't bother them and they love their usually happy pill.

𓆩♡ SAYU AS AN ENHA MEMBER

♡̶⠀stage name ⌗ sayuri

* but many people tend to call her sayu

as well and she's okay with it

♡̶⠀training period ⌗ 2 years and 7 months

♡̶⠀positions ⌗ vocalist, rapper, dancer, maknae

♡̶⠀representative emoji ⌗ 🌸

♡̶⠀representative mic ⌗ pink (and sometimes gold)

♡̶⠀solo fandom name ⌗ saylilies

𓆩♡ SAYU FACTS

• sayuri knows how to play guitar, piano and violin

• her mom is a model in japan, after seeing sayuri's musical potential, she supported the idea of i-land

• she tends to zone out a lot and even needs to be physically pushed to snap out of it

• sayuri can't handle horror movies compared to real world horror facts

• sayuri almost ended up in sm entertainment but she turned down the offer out of paranoia

• she has an obsession with cherry sodas or strawberry flavored drinks

• sayuri collects a lot of stationary items during tours

• she bakes a lot when she's stressed out

• sayuri has claustrophobia (fear of tight spaces), coulrophobia (fear of clowns), and ochlophobia (fear of mob like crowds)

yay! first post for sayuri! besides that, i hope you all will grow to love sayuri as much as i do

other than that, leave a like or reblog maybe? 🩷

[happyk44]

Jasico prompt for @butt-puncher based off this tweet

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Leo peered over Jason's head. "Who's XghostkingX?" His chin came to rest on Jason's shoulder. "Sounds likely a freaky dude."

Jason swiped away the notification and kept watching the dog training video Piper sent with the caption "You" and a pink heart emoji. "Just this guy who sends me recipes." Jason frowned as the video ended and typed a quick rebuttal back at Piper that just because the dog was a golden retriever did not mean it was him. "I don't know him."

Leo's breath went hot against his cheek. "Then why," Leo said, drawing out the "I" sound for as long as his breath lasted. He rolled over, locking his head backwards over Jason's shoulder, face to the curling and finally inhaled. Coughing briefly, he continued, "is he DMing you?" Leo flicked his cheek. "What, he is a potential booty call?"

Jason scowled. "I don't do that, Leo."

"You should," Leo huffed. "I got pegged on Tuesday by a hottie boom-booty and her boyfriend. All with the sweet send of a "You down to clown?" meme."

Rolling his eyes, Jason shifted ever so slightly and grinned when Leo slid off his shoulder and crashed to the ground. "You give all aroace people a bad name."

From the ground, Leo swatted at Jason's ankles. "Just because I don't get the attraction part doesn't mean I don't know what good feels like. And there are some angles only the thick fingers of a college football player can hit, alright?'"

Jason snorted and opened up Instagram. He switched to the messages section and clicked the top one. A link to a recipe popped up. Above it were a thousand other recipe links. No messages, no words, no comments.

Just other people's posts.

Jason didn't know who this Nico guy was. It was spring break in his sophomore year of high school. His step-mom dragged them all out to some meditative retreat that banned all use of electronics. It was supposed to be some kind of spiritual cleanse. All Jason remembered was doing yoga, eating really bland meals, and Thalia sneaking out of their room through the window in the middle of the night and coming back six hours later smelling like weed and wearing someone else's bra.

She had a lot more fun than he did.

But when he finally got his phone back, he had twenty-three messages from XghostkingX, all recipe posts from different accounts. He checked out the account, trying to figure out who "Nico" was. But the account was private. He checked out the recipes too. They weren't weird. Seemed like completely normal recipes. Bread, pasta, Mexican dishes, Indian dishes, pastries, keto, high protein, vegeterian. Pretty much everything except Italian.

Which Jason found interesting. He wanted to ask about it but...

He turned and flashed a sprawled out Leo the messages. "They're just recipes. He started sending them to me when I was on that no-phones thing with my family."

Leo snatched the phone from him and begin scrolling at top speed. "Wasn't that, like, five years ago?" Jason shrugged. Leo stared at him unamused. "Seriously, man? And you haven't said anything?" He shook the phone. "You don't even know this guy!"

Jason reached for his phone but Leo rolled away, spring up to his feet. "Leo, give me my phone."

"Just one second," Leo said, very clearly typing something.

"Do not talk to him, Leo!" Jason shouted, shooting out of his chair and towards his best friend.

"I'm just gonna hit him up!" Leo yelled as he scrambled away on his gangly twig legs. "See what's up!"

Jason grabbed a pillow off his bed and hurled it at Leo through the doorway. Leo squawked loud, without dignity, as it beamed him in the back of the head and knocked him down. Darting through the doorway, Jason threw himself over Leo. All the air fwooshed out of his lungs.

Grunts and grounds filled the air as they wrestled for the phone. Leo curled inwards of himself. Jason rolled him over onto his back. Leo kicked at him. Grabbing at his legs, Jason pinned him down and started tugging at his arms. He ripped the phone of Leo's hands and sat on his chest in retaliation.

Leo spread his hands behind his head and fluttered his eyelashes, before wheezing, "Why, why Mr. Grace, you're so forward."

Jason shoved his foot in Leo's face. Leo shouted and slapped it away with spluttering indignation. "Fuck off and suffocate, Valdez." He turned to his phone. His heart exploded in his chest. Panic induced upwards his throat. "Oh my fucking gods, Leo." He shoved both his feet into Leo's face again, kicking at his jaw.

Ignoring Leo's protesting yells, Jason scanned the string of messages in the chat. The first one started off okay. Yo, who is this? Then they slowly began to deteriorate into complete nonsense. Probably as Jason and Leo were fighting over the phone.

Crap, crap, crap, he thought, as he began typing out apologies.

Sorry for that, it was my friend, he was wondering why you keep DMing me even though we don't know each other. He sent the text and closed out of the app before planting both feet beside Leos face and flaring down at him.

Jason bonked him again then twitched as his phone buzzed. The notification read XghostkingX sent you a message. Leo squirmed under Jason's weight. "Did he respond? Is he telling you why he keeps sending you messages? Is he hot?"

Leo batted his eyelashes Sweetly. Jason bonked him on the head with his phone. "I am going to eat you one day, Leo."

"I don't care what you do to me, so long as I get to come first," Leo said.

Jason swatted at him as he opened up the text.

Haha, no problem. I was wondering when you were going to say something. I'm Nico. Sorry for all the recipes. I was sick with the flu and couldn't remember how to save them to my notes app. I meant to send them to my sister, but I messed up on her username. I'm dyslexic. Powered through it but it does get worse when I can't think straight. Actually using speech to text right now. Filling in the punctuations after the fact. Anyway, you never said anything so I just kept saving there here to refer back to. Kind of easier than opening my notes app all the time to be honest.

Another text popped up. A picture this time. Followed by a series of more pictures. All of food. Jason recognized some of them from the recipes he'd clicked through out of curiosity. The plating was different. A little less professional, but they looked just as good as they had in the videos.

Some of the photos had a cute boy in the background. He presented the plates with a shy look on his face. His dark shaggy hair was pulled back in a few photos.

Some of my successes, the next message read.

Quickly Jason texted back, Is that you?

Yeah, Nico's reply read. My sister took them to send to my grandma in Venice. I usually just photograph the food. I have other pictures on my page. You can follow if you want.

Jason didn't hesitate before replying, Okay.

He clicked Nico's username and hit the follow button before waiting patiently. A second later the page opened up for him. Nico had a lot of pictures of food, dogs, paintings. There were few pictures of him as Jason scrolled mindlessly through his accounts. The ones that did feature him were always flocked by two other girls - one white and tall, with a braid tucked over her shoulder and fierce eyes, the other short and black with a wide smile, typically tucked under one of their arms.

Jason clicked on a picture of what looked to lasagna roll-up but much fancier and sent it to the chat. That looks good. I don't remember seeing a post for it.

That's my grandma's recipe, Nico typed back. It's a chicken cannelloni. Trade secret though. Can't give it to you. There was a brief lull before another message popped up. But I could make it for you, if you're interested. Make up for spamming you these last five years. Laughing face emoji.

Jason paused. Then, Does it travel well? Who knows if the USPS will keep it fresh.

My dad lives in the Bay Area, Nico replied with a laughing face emoji. And I'm here for the next couple months. Another brief pause while Jason's mind caught up with the air in his lungs. If you didn't want people to know where you lived, you shouldn't post pictures of yourself at university. Congrats on your win by the way.

A deep heat crossed Jason's face. So Nico had checked out his page? What did he think of the personality Jason exhibited through carefully selected photographs and captions? Did he think he was cool?

Beneath him Leo was still struggling and wheezing. Jason ignored him as he typed. I'd be creeped out, but that cannoli thing looks too good, so yeah, why not?

Nico's reply was a cute smiley emoji. Here's my number, he wrote. Call me when you wanna come over. Takes a while to make the pasta from scratch but I'm sure I can keep you entertained. Another smiling emoji.

Jason swallowed around his rising emotions. Sounds good. I'll let you know when I'm free.

A thumbs up and another smiley face.

Finally, he slid off of Leo's chest and landed on the hardwood floors. Leo inhaled dramatically then coughed rapidly before flipping over to his stomach. He groaned as he pushed himself up to his knees. Jason exited the chat.

"So, you getting that dick or what?" Leo drawled. Jason shoved him back as he laughed deliriously.

"Shut up." He pushed up to a stand and dragged Leo off the floor. "He's gonna make me one of his recipes."

"Ahh, dinner date."

Jason cuffed Leo's shoulder before wrapping him in a headlock. Leo laughed boisterously and didn't fight back. Instead he licked a long line down Jason's arm. Jason rolled his eyes and pinched his ear before letting him go.

"It's not a date." He smoothed down his shirt and began looking through his calendar. "He's just trying to make up for spamming me these last five years."

"Uh huh," Leo said, with a twinkle in his eyes that Jason sometimes loved and sometimes hated.

"Yeah, uh huh," Jason muttered back.

Another notification popped up. Without a second thought, Jason clicked it. A picture of a small cake with elaborate icing work and chocolate drips. Nico was in the background, crouched low so all you could see was his face, flour in his hair, a little bit of icing smeared on his cheek. He was smiling wide, eyes glancing up at the person taking the picture. Underneath the photo were the words, For dessert?

Jason hearted the photo immediately and wrote, Sounds good. It looks delicious.

Leo leaned over his shoulder. "He does look pretty delicious."

Jason swatted him away, cheeks burning. "Fuck off, Valdez." Leo cackled behind him before jogging back into Jason's bedroom. Jason turned back to the photo. Nico did look really nice. Messy in a cute way.

Maybe if Jason played his cards right, he could score more than a free dinner and a cute dessert.

[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug watches 'The Bad Batch': Tipping Point

It's pretty darn clear that Doug's love of Daddy Warcrimes runs hard and it runs deep, along with his love for Toaster Strudel and Rex, who is the Daddy of Daddies. So you KNOW this episode made him a happy smiley boy.

For as grumpy and grouchy as 'Pabu' made him (and his extremely weird pairing of Mayday and Phee, which haunts me to this day), the amount of smiley faces and emojis I got in this one was the polar opposite. Or maybe that's because the Crimson Tide lost that day. Who knows.

Onto the Doug commentaries of 'Tipping Point' aka 'THE WRATH OF TOASTER STRUDEL'.

CW: "Call your momma if you wanna read my comments, I guess. Shouldn't the kids be watching that Australian dog show, anyway?"

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Well, it’s a cloudy gross day in wherever. Is this to remind us that Daddy Rambo and the other two clowns are partying in Daytona while everyone else is suffering? I’m still mad OH HOLY HELL IS THAT JORGE?!

It is Jorge! And oh no it’S BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER. God damn it, do they only hire the children of the corn to run this damn Empire, what the hell. I hope they’re not going to die, I’m still mad about Sassy Park Ranger.

Okay, they’re going out–woah! What’s this? Space battle? With the old school bloop-bloop noise, that’s great.

WHAT, YES! IT'S TOASTER STRUDEL! AND REX! Wait, no, that’s not Rex–who is that? Oh! It’s Jorge’s cousin, Manny! Hell yeah! And his new best friends he picked up from outside of Miami, no doubt doing some weird survival camp in the Everglades, based on their camo gear and grunts. I’ll call ‘em Trigger and Nutsy, for now. 

RAIN HELLFIRE ON THEM, TOASTER STRUDEL! Pretend it’s yo daddy that left yo convection oven momma!

CLENCH YOUR BUTTHOLE AND BITE THE PILLOW, BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER, YOU ABOUT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF TOASTER STRUDEL AND HIS TEAM OF FLORIDA MEN. 

Holy SHIT, where has THIS SHOW BEEN?! I feel like a little kid watching Star Wars again! This is awesome! Kick everyone’s ass, Trigger and Nutsy! I mean, Jesus, they’re wiping the floor with them! I almost feel bad for the troopers, but they work for the Empire, shoot ‘em and let God sort ‘em out.

Manny remembered his electric bocce ball, love the guy. Go Toaster Strudel, go! 

Seriously, I could watch Toaster Strudel shoot assholes and take over ships and bark orders at Trigger and Nutsy all day, forget dumpster diving with Church Lady and the gang looking for James Franco’s arm in Utah, THIS IS THE SHOW I WANT TO SEE!

(Hold on, my wife is yelling at me to calm down. I should’ve watched this at work on my phone, but I figured I’d watch it on the TV instead while drinking some Abitas. The last two episodes were not good for my blood pressure. )

10/10 would recommend to chug while watching Copy Paste Bois kill.

“Where are you taking those clones” man, Trigger is FIRED UP, and oh there goes BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER KILLING HIMSELF ON SCREEN. And look at ol’ Nutsy, saving Jorge and handing him guns! Oh Jorge is so happy to see his militia boo and know his cousin Manny’s got his back. God damn I am smiling so much right now. 

Welp, Toaster Strudel can’t download shit, must be the old Limewire acting up. BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER was probably downloading porn onto the ship’s mainframe and the FBI caught ‘em in the act. The ship was clearly manned by Millenials. 

Uh oh, Empire’s here! With the music! Seriously, I feel like a kid again screaming at the theater in Lafayette. Toaster Strudel and Jorge’s cousins escape! Go, go, go! My boys, my boys! Go!

Oh, man, Dr. Meat Muffin, I am a happy old man right now. So happy. 

And they’re safe with Sonic Special, she’s getting them drinks and figuring out there’s shit going down in the place. Man, we need more of her and Toaster Strudel. If this is all we are getting from either of them, I’ll find the director’s front lawn and take a dump on it. MORE TOASTER STRUDEL PLEASE 

Back in Daytona. Is it bad this place is starting to piss me off? I don’t CARE how pretty it is, I want people kicking ASS and taking NAMES and taking DUMPS on front lawns. At least Julio’s fishing and having fun. Did he just catch an Asian carp? 

Woah! Ryan-from-Accounting clearly wants to die, as he’s got Little Orphan Blondie behind the wheel of the HMS Search Warrant and she’s flinging them across the sky. His bitch wife Laura must have found the posts online that Church Lady did of her and Ryan-from-Accounting, or maybe he got some extra life insurance. Who knows. 

And there’s TOASTER STRUDEL! I love this bald bastard so much! Look at him hugging Little Orphan Blondie! Talking business with Ryan-from-Accounting! Shaking hands with Daddy Rambo! All after he took down an imperial ship and saved Jorge and his brothers! I bet he even brought some gas station chicken for everyone too! When does HE get his own show?! 

Ryan-from-Accounting takes us to his true love, his Windows computer. Maybe he’ll show us his downloaded copies of that show from Japan with the screaming people and the aliens and no one wears a shirt. 

(You mean Dragonball Z? -Dr MM

I guess? My nephew won’t stop watching it since he lost his job. - Doug) 

That computer loves him more than both Church Lady and his bitch wife Laura combined, I bet. Which is okay, Church Lady’s true love is Sassy Park Ranger, he’ll be back someday.

“When will it be enough?” Oh can it and get a job, Daddy Rambo, don’t knock my boy Toaster Strudel like that. He’s a hard working man. 

Oh man, Ryan-from-Accounting is panicking. Daddy Warcrimes is being held prisoner by weirdos, led by Ryan-from-Accounting’s bitchy stepsister, Beth, and Jimmy-the-Scientist. 

“We don’t leave our own behind.” Why does this feel like a set up and Daddy Rambo is going to leave Ryan-from-Accounting behind at a Circle K or something? 

Man, even coked out of his mind Daddy Warcrimes can take a clutch of folks down. Why do these scenes remind me of that show with Ed Harris and cowboys and robots?

Westworld?

Yeah that. Oh man, Daddy Warcrimes. I like those grey jammies on him. Oh man, it’s torture time. If this goes right back to Daddy Rambo’s gang having a kegger I’m serious, I’m taking a dump on the director’s lawn. 

Now he’s getting lectured by Ryan-from-Accounting’s stepsister, Beth. She hates Ryan-from-Accounting because he has friends and she’s stuck in the 9-to-5 working in a place that looks like it smells like mildew and ass. 

(“Where did you come up with the name Beth?”

“She looks like one, and she only drinks almond milk lattes and is a total bitch to waiters. She introduced Ryan-from-Accounting to his Bitch Wife Laura, they were sorority sisters in Alpha Amma Bitcha”)

Ahhh shoot them all, Daddy Warcrimes! Oh, now there’s gas. Is the Joker going to show up? I need Prince doing the soundtrack now. Will the internet get that reference? Michael Keaton was the best Batman.

Oh shit man no, it’s Jimmy-the-Scientist! I wanted the Joker :( 

What’s going to happen next? Are they going to rescue Daddy Warcrimes?! What’s Stepsister Beth up to?!

(I gave up correcting Doug on Mayday and Phee. Just gave up. - Dr MM) 

[nerves-nebula]

I’m like one of those shelter dogs that got adopted for being cute and charming but will never feel loved ? But I can’t complain too much because I’m incredibly lucky to have someone take me in. Like I’ve made it I’m not in the pound anymore so I shouldn’t whine. unfortunately everyone else communicates in a different language (English) (I only speak dog English) and I can’t ever be secure because I’m constantly feeling like just an accessory and frankly not even a very good one worth paying attention to and the metaphor has broken down let me try again

I’m like if a clown was inconsolable but stoic about it

Unrelated but does anyone else think the clown emoji looks weird? It’s the eyes right? What’s her problem

[respectthepetty]

Someone gave me the gift of color and recommended I watch Smiley because it features color-coded boys in love (en español), and they are the epitome of a Blue Boy and Red Rascal.

Alex is a Red Rascal, played by fan favorite Carlos Cuevas.

He is spontaneous, passionate, and energetic.

Oh, and he's a slut (affectionately). A vers one at that. *I see you boo boo!*

Bruno is a Blue Boy.

He is loyal, intelligent, and sensitive. He is also great in bed, pero... >insert an Encanto joke&lt;

In fact, there are a lot of Red Rascals and Blue Beauties in this show including the office supplies.

But the show focuses on the unfolding love story between Alex and Bruno who are tied together with that damn red thread of destiny.

We see the red thread start with the phone cord Alex uses to speak to Bruno. Alex was leaving a horrible message for his ex boyfriend but accidentally left it on Bruno's phone, which propelled Bruno to call Alex back to let him know he called the wrong number.

But the thread continues to show up in strange ways, like when Bruno's boyfriend knows Alex's boyfriend, or when Bruno renovates a home for Alex's friend, or when Bruno's friend is hired to cater an event at the bar Alex works at. The thread always appears.

When the two decide to meet, they go through several outfits.

Not quite. Try again.

Too soon to wear each other's colors. You haven't even met yet!

Ah, yes. This is good. Show 'em your true colors from the beginning.

They hit it off in the worst way, and out of anger, they sleep together, mixing their colors together.

Smiley faces are also a running motif in the show. After they sleep together, in a state of awkwardness, Bruno takes a shower, and leaves a smiley face for future Alex to see.

However, the two depart unsure of how the other feels. It's obvious that Alex enjoyed his experience because he picks up the blue quickly, and Bruno, believing he is communicating a positive signal, sends a smiley face emoji to Alex. *note that Pedantic Bruno is wearing blue in his contact icon and 2 Gyms Alex is wearing red in his*

It's peak clown-to-clown communication, and they both misinterpret the night and the awkwardness that followed the morning after, so Alex, being the slut he is communicates in a language he does understand.

Yet his once red bed is now covered in blue as he is stuck constantly thinking about Bruno, who we, once again, don't talk about.

Except through colors because Alex is lost in the deep blue. Both Bruno and Alex move on, but fate keeps bringing them together, and Bruno, through the suggestion of his boyfriend, shows up to Alex's bar with a gift, wrapped in red.

The gift is Bringing Up Baby which features the OG Red Rascal and Blue Boy.

Interesting that Bruno's dog looks a lot like his Blue Boy's counterpart. FOCUS!

Alex and Bruno argue about the miscommunication with the smiley face but realize it's too late as they both are with someone else which leaves both of them in the blue.

But fate said "It's canon in español!"

So these two finally exchange their colors and their love.

And all ends well for our color-coded boys in love.

🙂

Thanks, @bengiyo! It was great, and I especially liked the story between Ramiro and Javier.

[dunyun-rings]

Please do!!!!

Okay here’s my horror list in no particular order bc I think they’re all fun for their individual reasons 😈 I’ll put pepper emojis next to titles that are scary in a jump-scare sort of way (or include heavy gore, body horror, etc), and clowns next to ones that are basically comedies

Movies:

-> The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

-> Hannibal (2001) 🌶(heavy gore)

-> Predator (1987)

-> Prey (2022)

-> The Descent (2005) 🌶

-> Jacob’s Ladder (1990)

-> Bride of Chucky (1998) 🤡

-> Seed of Chucky (2004) 🤡

-> Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

-> M3GAN (2022)

-> Jurassic Park (1993)

-> Silent Hill (2006)

-> The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 🤡

-> Clue (1985) 🤡

-> The Brothers Grimm (2005) 🤡 (though there is cute animal death in this one so be warned)

-> The Blair Witch Project (1999)

-> Donnie Darko (2001)

-> The Cabin in the Woods (2011) 🤡

-> Paranorman (2012)

-> Coraline (2009)

-> Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

-> Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

-> Corpse Bride (2005)

-> Edward Scissorhands (1990) 🤡

-> The Haunted Mansion (2003) 🤡

-> The VVitch (2015)

-> The Lighthouse (2019)

-> What We Do in the Shadows (2014) 🤡

-> The Menu (2022)

-> American Psycho (2000)

-> Annihilation (2018)

-> Alien (1979) 🌶

-> The Thing (1982)

-> Willy’s Wonderland (2021) 🤡

-> The Village (2004)

-> Perfect Blue (1997)

-> The Addams Family (1991) 🤡

-> Addams Family Values (1993) 🤡

-> Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

-> Saw (2004) 🌶(heavy gore)

-> Saw V (2008) 🌶(heavy gore)

-> Jennifer’s Body (2009)

-> Psycho (1960)

-> Let the Right One In (2008)

-> Beetlejuice (1988) 🤡

-> Gremlins (1984) 🤡

-> Teen Wolf (1985) 🤡

-> Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010) 🤡

-> The Human Centipede (2009) 🌶(body horror)

-> The Babadook (2014)

-> The Mist (2007)

-> Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🤡

Shows:

-> The Haunting of Hill House (2018) 🌶(suicide)

-> Hannibal (2013) 🌶(body horror)

-> Chucky (2021) 🤡

-> What We Do in the Shadows (2019) 🤡

-> 1899 (2022)

-> Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999)

-> Castlevania (2017)

-> The Twilight Zone (1959)

-> Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared (2022)

-> Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace (2004) 🤡

-> Death Note (2006)

-> Twin Peaks (1990) 🌶(very occasionally jump-scare-y)

[queer-crusader]

It looks like you've had all of the others, so PET PICS PLS FOR THE WRITER ASK 💚 (I forgot which emoji it was fkvkvk)

My friend if I had any you'd see them on your dash at LEAST three times a week 😭😭😭 instead, these are my main fur babies:

Meet Flappy (the slightly overweight dog in the Victorian bathing suit) and Pantaloon (the clown possum). I've had Flappy since I was Very Young, he's my son who is riddled with ADHD and who loves to tap dance and rap. Meanwhile one of my best friends @rileylefae made Pantaloon for me. He is me and I am him and I adore him So Much. Bonus pic of his nature accurate grippy little toesies

[archive-of-artprompts]

Face your fears! Or rather, make a character out of it! Send in an emoji and I'll draw the embodiment of that phobia! (phobia list source)

🛁 Ablutophobia: Fear of bathing 

🗻 Acrophobia: Fear of heights

✈ Aerophobia: Fear of flying

🤕 Algophobia: Fear of pain

🌆 Agoraphobia: Fear of open spaces or crowds

🔪 Aichmophobia: Fear of sharp objects

😨 Anginophobia: Fear of angina or choking

😡 Angrophobia: Fear of anger

💐 Anthrophobia: Fear of flowers

🚻 Anthropophobia: Fear of people or society

👉 Aphenphosmphobia: Fear of being touched

🕷 Arachnophobia: Fear of spiders

🔢 Arithmophobia: Fear of numbers

⚡ Astraphobia: Fear of thunder and lightning

🌌 Astrophobia: Fear of outer space

🏚 Ataxophobia: Fear of disorder or untidiness

❌ Atelophobia: Fear of imperfection

💦 Atychiphobia: Fear of failure

🧍‍♂️ Automatonophobia: Fear of human-like figures

😶 Autophobia: Fear of being alone

🍎 Barophobia: Fear of gravity

📚 Bibliophobia: Fear of books

🍀 Botanophobia: Fear of plants

👁‍🗨 Cacophobia: Fear of ugliness

😂 Catagelophobia: Fear of being ridiculed

🌗 Catoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors

⛄ Chionophobia: Fear of snow

🎨 Chromophobia: Fear of colors

⏰ Chronomentrophobia: Fear of clocks

⏳ Chronophobia: Fear of time

🍴 Cibophobia: Fear of food

🔲 Claustrophobia: Fear of confined spaces

🧗‍♀️ Climacophobia: Fear of climbing

🤡 Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns

💻 Cyberphobia: Fear of computers

🐶 Cynophobia: Fear of dogs

👿 Daemonophobia: Fear of demons

🤷‍♂️ Decidophobia: Fear of making decisions

🌳 Dendrophobia: Fear of trees

🦷 Dentophobia: Fear of dentists

🏠 Domatophobia: Fear of houses

🐱 Elurophobia: Fear of cats

🤮 Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting

💞 Erotophobia: Fear of sex

🐴 Equinophobia: Fear of horses

💍 Gamophobia: Fear of marriage

🎤 Glossophobia: Fear of speaking in public

🌞 Heliophobia: Fear of the sun

🩸 Hemophobia: Fear of blood

🦎 Herpetophobia: Fear of reptiles

💧 Hydrophobia: Fear of water

🤒 Hypochondria: Fear of illness

👩‍⚕️ Iatrophobia: Fear of doctors

🐜 Insectophobia: Fear of insects

🌀 Lilapsophobia: Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes

🦠 Mysophobia: Fear of dirt and germs

💀 Necrophobia: Fear of death or dead things

🏥 Nosocomephobia: Fear of hospitals

⬛ Nyctophobia: Fear of the dark

🎱 Octophobia: Fear of the figure 8

🌧 Ombrophobia: Fear of rain

🐍 Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes

🐦 Ornithophobia: Fear of birds

📜 Papyrophobia: Fear of paper

💗 Philophobia: Fear of love

🔥 Pyrophobia: Fear of fire

🎃 Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween

🏫 Scolionophobia: Fear of school

👀 Scoptophobia: Fear of being stared at

🌙 Selenophobia: Fear of the moon

💤 Somniphobia: Fear of sleep

🤖 Technophobia: Fear of technology

🌊 Thalassophobia: Fear of the ocean

💇‍♀️ Trichophobia: Fear of hair

💉 Trypanophobia: Fear of medical needles/injections

⚫ Trypophobia: Fear of holes

🧙‍♀️ Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft

[suzdin]

💐 once you receive this lovely bouquet of flowers you have to mention five things you love, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers if you want. SPREAD POSITIVITY! ⛅️🥩💜

Why is there a random steak emoji 💀 Okay but seriously.

1. @survivingandenduring of course!! Grateful to call you a friend 💜

2. Animals! I’ve been an animal nerd as long as I can remember. My favorites are dogs and reptiles (specifically snakes, yeah yeah, get over it). I’ve had pretty much every kind of pet you can think of and before my health got to be too bad I was actually a Certified Professional Dog Trainer but those days are long behind me now although I do miss it on occasion.

3. This fandom. As corny as it sounds and as dramatic as it can be at times (always really lol), I’ve made some incredible friends by being here, and that’s what matters more than anything to me. I was so sad and lonely before joining the Pedro Pascal fandom, a shell of a person really, and now I have more friends than I know what to do with! Love all of you sm 💜

4. Coffee. My blood type is coffee, gimme gimme gimme. Starbucks > everyone else. I’m drinking coffee right now and when you’re chatting to me I’m probably drinking it then too. COFFEE.

5. Spooky shit. If there’s a destination I’m traveling to, I’m looking up creepy shit I can do there like ghost tours and cemeteries. Ghosts, zombies, vampires, werewolves, demons, possessions, serial killers, aliens, cryptids, unexplained phenomena, mysterious and unexplained deaths, scary movies etc are my cup of tea. I actually have a bucket list of spooky destinations I’d love to visit, and yes it even includes the Clown Motel in Tonopah, NV. So if you ever vacation with me just be aware of this fact and we’ll get along fine 💅

[shanksxbuggy]

I understand the fandom uses 🤡🦞 for Buggy and Shanks, but sometimes people use 🌭 for Buggy. Do you know why?

It’s because Buggy’s favorite food is hot dogs. (It’s food that’s usually sold at the circus/amusement park so I guess it plays into the circus theme?) Shanks’ favorite foods are kimchi fried rice and lobster, so they use the lobster for him. (Redhaired boy loves red foods)

The clown emoji is closer to identifying Buggy, so I think people prefer the clown. For Shanks people also use the sake cup 🍶

We can also use the red and blue hearts ❤️💙