#TRIGGER AND NUTSY

[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug watches 'The Bad Batch': Tipping Point

It's pretty darn clear that Doug's love of Daddy Warcrimes runs hard and it runs deep, along with his love for Toaster Strudel and Rex, who is the Daddy of Daddies. So you KNOW this episode made him a happy smiley boy.

For as grumpy and grouchy as 'Pabu' made him (and his extremely weird pairing of Mayday and Phee, which haunts me to this day), the amount of smiley faces and emojis I got in this one was the polar opposite. Or maybe that's because the Crimson Tide lost that day. Who knows.

Onto the Doug commentaries of 'Tipping Point' aka 'THE WRATH OF TOASTER STRUDEL'.

CW: "Call your momma if you wanna read my comments, I guess. Shouldn't the kids be watching that Australian dog show, anyway?"

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Well, it’s a cloudy gross day in wherever. Is this to remind us that Daddy Rambo and the other two clowns are partying in Daytona while everyone else is suffering? I’m still mad OH HOLY HELL IS THAT JORGE?!

It is Jorge! And oh no it’S BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER. God damn it, do they only hire the children of the corn to run this damn Empire, what the hell. I hope they’re not going to die, I’m still mad about Sassy Park Ranger.

Okay, they’re going out–woah! What’s this? Space battle? With the old school bloop-bloop noise, that’s great.

WHAT, YES! IT'S TOASTER STRUDEL! AND REX! Wait, no, that’s not Rex–who is that? Oh! It’s Jorge’s cousin, Manny! Hell yeah! And his new best friends he picked up from outside of Miami, no doubt doing some weird survival camp in the Everglades, based on their camo gear and grunts. I’ll call ‘em Trigger and Nutsy, for now. 

RAIN HELLFIRE ON THEM, TOASTER STRUDEL! Pretend it’s yo daddy that left yo convection oven momma!

CLENCH YOUR BUTTHOLE AND BITE THE PILLOW, BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER, YOU ABOUT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF TOASTER STRUDEL AND HIS TEAM OF FLORIDA MEN. 

Holy SHIT, where has THIS SHOW BEEN?! I feel like a little kid watching Star Wars again! This is awesome! Kick everyone’s ass, Trigger and Nutsy! I mean, Jesus, they’re wiping the floor with them! I almost feel bad for the troopers, but they work for the Empire, shoot ‘em and let God sort ‘em out.

Manny remembered his electric bocce ball, love the guy. Go Toaster Strudel, go! 

Seriously, I could watch Toaster Strudel shoot assholes and take over ships and bark orders at Trigger and Nutsy all day, forget dumpster diving with Church Lady and the gang looking for James Franco’s arm in Utah, THIS IS THE SHOW I WANT TO SEE!

(Hold on, my wife is yelling at me to calm down. I should’ve watched this at work on my phone, but I figured I’d watch it on the TV instead while drinking some Abitas. The last two episodes were not good for my blood pressure. )

10/10 would recommend to chug while watching Copy Paste Bois kill.

“Where are you taking those clones” man, Trigger is FIRED UP, and oh there goes BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER KILLING HIMSELF ON SCREEN. And look at ol’ Nutsy, saving Jorge and handing him guns! Oh Jorge is so happy to see his militia boo and know his cousin Manny’s got his back. God damn I am smiling so much right now. 

Welp, Toaster Strudel can’t download shit, must be the old Limewire acting up. BLOND JACKASS’S BROTHER was probably downloading porn onto the ship’s mainframe and the FBI caught ‘em in the act. The ship was clearly manned by Millenials. 

Uh oh, Empire’s here! With the music! Seriously, I feel like a kid again screaming at the theater in Lafayette. Toaster Strudel and Jorge’s cousins escape! Go, go, go! My boys, my boys! Go!

Oh, man, Dr. Meat Muffin, I am a happy old man right now. So happy. 

And they’re safe with Sonic Special, she’s getting them drinks and figuring out there’s shit going down in the place. Man, we need more of her and Toaster Strudel. If this is all we are getting from either of them, I’ll find the director’s front lawn and take a dump on it. MORE TOASTER STRUDEL PLEASE 

Back in Daytona. Is it bad this place is starting to piss me off? I don’t CARE how pretty it is, I want people kicking ASS and taking NAMES and taking DUMPS on front lawns. At least Julio’s fishing and having fun. Did he just catch an Asian carp? 

Woah! Ryan-from-Accounting clearly wants to die, as he’s got Little Orphan Blondie behind the wheel of the HMS Search Warrant and she’s flinging them across the sky. His bitch wife Laura must have found the posts online that Church Lady did of her and Ryan-from-Accounting, or maybe he got some extra life insurance. Who knows. 

And there’s TOASTER STRUDEL! I love this bald bastard so much! Look at him hugging Little Orphan Blondie! Talking business with Ryan-from-Accounting! Shaking hands with Daddy Rambo! All after he took down an imperial ship and saved Jorge and his brothers! I bet he even brought some gas station chicken for everyone too! When does HE get his own show?! 

Ryan-from-Accounting takes us to his true love, his Windows computer. Maybe he’ll show us his downloaded copies of that show from Japan with the screaming people and the aliens and no one wears a shirt. 

(You mean Dragonball Z? -Dr MM

I guess? My nephew won’t stop watching it since he lost his job. - Doug) 

That computer loves him more than both Church Lady and his bitch wife Laura combined, I bet. Which is okay, Church Lady’s true love is Sassy Park Ranger, he’ll be back someday.

“When will it be enough?” Oh can it and get a job, Daddy Rambo, don’t knock my boy Toaster Strudel like that. He’s a hard working man. 

Oh man, Ryan-from-Accounting is panicking. Daddy Warcrimes is being held prisoner by weirdos, led by Ryan-from-Accounting’s bitchy stepsister, Beth, and Jimmy-the-Scientist. 

“We don’t leave our own behind.” Why does this feel like a set up and Daddy Rambo is going to leave Ryan-from-Accounting behind at a Circle K or something? 

Man, even coked out of his mind Daddy Warcrimes can take a clutch of folks down. Why do these scenes remind me of that show with Ed Harris and cowboys and robots?

Westworld?

Yeah that. Oh man, Daddy Warcrimes. I like those grey jammies on him. Oh man, it’s torture time. If this goes right back to Daddy Rambo’s gang having a kegger I’m serious, I’m taking a dump on the director’s lawn. 

Now he’s getting lectured by Ryan-from-Accounting’s stepsister, Beth. She hates Ryan-from-Accounting because he has friends and she’s stuck in the 9-to-5 working in a place that looks like it smells like mildew and ass. 

(“Where did you come up with the name Beth?”

“She looks like one, and she only drinks almond milk lattes and is a total bitch to waiters. She introduced Ryan-from-Accounting to his Bitch Wife Laura, they were sorority sisters in Alpha Amma Bitcha”)

Ahhh shoot them all, Daddy Warcrimes! Oh, now there’s gas. Is the Joker going to show up? I need Prince doing the soundtrack now. Will the internet get that reference? Michael Keaton was the best Batman.

Oh shit man no, it’s Jimmy-the-Scientist! I wanted the Joker :( 

What’s going to happen next? Are they going to rescue Daddy Warcrimes?! What’s Stepsister Beth up to?!

(I gave up correcting Doug on Mayday and Phee. Just gave up. - Dr MM) 

[stargazerlillian]

All Disney Lorcana cards featuring characters from "Robin Hood" so far.

[arwenkenobi48]

Robin Hood Minific: Prince John And The Ghost

Prince John claims he doesn’t believe in ghosts, but a mysterious encounter is about to prove otherwise…

“…an’ legend has it, as legen’ always does, that the ghost of that headless execution’r goes a-wanderin’ through Nottin’ham when the moon is full, lookin’ fer a new head to chop off.” As the Sheriff of Nottingham finished his gruesome tale, he took note of audience’s reaction. Sir Hiss looked slightly disturbed, Trigger was listening with furrowed brow in concentration, Nutsy’s knees were knocking to a cartoonish degree, but Prince John’s reaction really took the cake.

The lion’s fur was standing on end, his eyes were as wide as dinner plates and his entire body was quivering like a golden blancmange. Every few seconds, he made a little whimpering sound like the beginning of a sneeze and in typical Prince John fashion, his thumb was slowly finding its way to his mouth. It took every bit of effort for the sheriff to not burst out laughing.

“Well now, how’s that fer a scary story?” Prince John immediately snapped out of his terror-induced paralysis. “Pah! Headless executioner, indeed. How would he even be able to see where he was going? What a lot of poppycock!”

Little did Prince John know that he and his courtiers weren’t the only ones who had overheard the story. A certain group of outlaws were also listening in on the macabre fable and had seen his reaction. Robin Hood ducked behind the castle wall and whispered to his companions. “Friar Tuck, put your hood up. I think I’ve got an idea…”

1 hour later…

Sir Hiss leaned on the sill of the royal bedroom window, a gentle breeze ruffling the ends of his cape. “Ahhh, what a fine night this is…” Resting his head on the end of his tail, positioned like a hand, he gazed up into the sky. “And what a beautiful full moon that is, too.” Prince John felt the fur on the back of his neck stand up. “D-d-did you say a…a full m-m-m-moon, Hiss?” “Yesss, come and have a look, sire. It’s sssimply lovely.”

Prince John stared up at the moon, feeling increasingly uncomfortable. “Uh, it’s fine enough, as full moons go, I suppose,” His words were more muffled than he wanted. “Are you alright, sssire? You sssseem a little on edge.” “On edge? Me? Rubbish, Sir Hiss! I’m as not on edge as a king can be!”

Suddenly, there was a loud, low clang from the courtyard below. It sounded like the solemn toll of a solitary church bell, but it was really just Little John banging two large metal pots together on the other side of the ramparts. “GAH!” Prince John leapt about a foot in the air. “What was th-th-that!?”

“Did it work, Rob?” Little John whispered hopefully. “Looks like it, Johnny. He’s coming into the courtyard now.” Robin watched excitedly as Prince John and Sir Hiss entered the courtyard. Grasping the hilt of his sword tightly to hide the fact that his hands were shaking, Prince John called out into the dark: “Come out with your hands up, whoever you are!” A strange groaning sound emanated from just outside the castle walls.

“Oooooohhhh…ooooooooohhhhhhh…” A hooded figure emerged from the shadows, seeming to float above the ramparts, draped in a dark cloak and wielding an axe. “Bewaaaaare, Prince Johnnnn!” It bellowed. “It is I, the Headless Executioner! Wooooohooooo!” Friar Tuck was enjoying himself tremendously, swinging his wooden axe about as a camouflaged Little John held him up. Sir Hiss saw right through the disguise, but the same could not be said for Prince John.

“AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!” Shrieking like a mandrake, the cowardly lion turned tail and fled back to the safety of his tower, clinging to Sir Hiss like a reptilian lifeline. “Help! Save me! I’m too young to die! MOMMYYYYY!” Practically falling over his own tail in his haste, he scrambled up the stairs, sprinted to his room, leapt into bed and hid under the covers.

“Heeheeheeheeeee!” Friar Tuck guffawed once he and others had retreated to the safety of Sherwood Forest. “Did you see the look on his face? I guess I do look pretty spooky with my hood up!” “Nah, it was Robin’s ghost impression that frightened him,” chuckled Little John. “Ah, but you’re forgetting, old boy,” Robin smiled. “If you hadn’t been there to make Friar Tuck look like a hovering ghost, none of this ever would’ve happened. Hmm, I wonder what Prince John’s up to now…”

When he was finally sure that the Headless Executioner hadn’t followed him up the stairs to his room, Prince John peered out from under his bedsheets. He had been sucking his thumb so much that it was feeling a little sore. “Uh, Sir Hiss? Are we safe now?”

“Yrsss!” Said a muffled voice. “Hiss? Where are you?” “Yr sssrttrn rn me!” When he finally emerged from beneath the royal backside, Sir Hiss wheezed for air. “Yes, we’re sssafe!” He grumbled. “And I don’t think we’ll be requesting ghost sssstories from the Sheriff any time ssssoon!”

The sheriff in question, meanwhile, had slept through the whole adventure and was none the wiser. But his vulture henchmen, Trigger and Nutsy, had only witnessed Prince John’s legendary display of abject terror. “Well, looky there, Trigger.” Chortled Nutsy. “You’d’a think Prince John’d just seen a ghost!”

The End

[krenenbaker]

Profile: Archer Gagnon

While he often acts before thinking, Archer is a perceptive and clever student. However, his rash behaviour and serious demeanour often lead to arguments with his more careful and easygoing friends and classmates.

Basic Information

Dorm: Scarabia Year: Sophomore (Class B, Seat 8) Birthday: June 20 (Gemini) Age: 17 Height: 168cm Dominant hand: Left Homeland: Queendom of Roses Club: Equestrian Club Best subject: Flying Hobbies: Archery Pet peeves: Getting told off by Edward Favourite food: Maluns Least favourite food: Red Currants Talent: Climbing

Other Facts

Twisted from: Trigger (Robin Hood) MBTI: INTP He is in the same class as Ruggie. He lives with his Grandmother. He is the cousin of Gilo, and they are both childhood friends of Edward. He speaks German and Italian at home. He took up archery partially due to his name. He also introduced archery to Edward (and was very annoyed to find out how good he was at shooting). Has a scar across his nose from an accidental slash from Gilo when they were sparring with branches as children. His hair is actually quite wavy (2c), but appears straight because he keeps it so short. He is called "Anglerfish" ("Ankō") by Floyd, and called "Monsieur Décisif" (Mr. Decisive) by Rook.

Picrews used: Left image, Right image

Notes:

The beauty spot in the right (chibi) image was added by me (minor edits are allowed by the creator)

Archer's skin tone is MUCH closer to the chibi version as well (except maybe in the absolute dead of winter) - the other (left/portrait) picrew is limited in options for skin colours

The Japanese translation is from Google Translate (I know, I know...) so if it's incorrect, please let me know!

[fabuloustrash05]

TMNT 2012 as Disney Movies (Cast List)

I love Disney and I love TMNT 2012, so enjoy my HC for who I would cast in a couple of my favorite Disney movies.

Beauty & The Beast

Belle: April

The Beast/Prince Adam: Donnie

Gaston: Casey

Lumiere: Raph

Cogsworth: Leo

Mrs Potts: Karai

Chip: Mikey

Lefou: Timothy

Maurice: Kirby

Fifi The Feather Duster: Mona Lisa

The Wardrobe: Alopex

The Bimbettes (Claudette, Laurette, & Paulette): Renet, Shinigami, Rook

Note: Instead of turning into objects and furniture, the people of the castle turned into mutants. Also Karai isn’t Mikey’s mom but instead they have big sister little brother dynamic.

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The Little Mermaid

Ariel: April

Prince Eric: Leo

Sebastian: Raph

Flounder: Donnie

Ursula: Kitsune (My OC)

Venessa: Karai

Scuttle: Mikey

King Triton: Splinter

Grimsby: Kirby

The Chef: Pizza Face or Belly Bomb

Note: Raph, Donnie and Mikey would play the role of the characters they were given BUT they would be sea turtles instead of a fish and crab

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Hercules

Hercules: Raph

Meg: Mona Lisa

Phil: Slash

Pegasus: Chompy

Hades: Lord Dregg

The Muses: April, Karai, Shinigami, Renet & Alopex

Pain & Panic: Bebop & Rocksteady

Zeus: Splinter

Hera: Tang Shen

Hercules’ Adopted Parents: Usagi & Akemi

Note: Adding more characters, Leo is Apollo, Donnie is Hephaestus and Mikey is Hermes. They are the ones who tell Raph/Hercules about who he is and how to become a true hero because they wanna reunite with their long lost brother, cause these 3 Greek Gods are actually brothers of Hercules so it makes sense.

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Tangled

(Along with a few characters from the series)

Rapunzel: Karai

Eugene/Flynn Rider: Shinigami

Mother Gothel: Shredder

Maximus: Alopex

Pascal: Chompy

The King & Queen: Splinter & Tang Shen

Captain of the Guards: Tiger Claw

The Stabbington Brothers: Rahzar & Fishface

Hook Thug: Raph

The Thug Who wants to find love: Donnie

Drunk Thug: Mikey

Unicorn collecting Thug: Leatherhead

Mime Thug: Timothy

Cassandra: Leo

Varian: Renet

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Aladdin

(Including cast for the 2nd and 3rd movie)

Aladdin: Raph

Jasmine: Mona Lisa

Genie: Mikey

Jafar: Newtralizer

Iago: Kraang Sub Prime

Sultan: Sal Commander

Abu: Chompy

Rajah: One of the ice dragons

Razoul: Tiger Claw

Razoul’s Gaurds: The Foot Clan

Abis Mal: Baxter Stockman

Cassim: Splinter

Saluk: Armaggon

The Oracle: Renet

The 40 Theives: Other (non Foot Clan) villians like the Purple Dragons, Lord Dregg, Bellybomb, Snakeweed, Spiderbytez, etc

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Robin Hood

Robin Hood: Raph

Little John: Slash

Maid Marian: Mona Lisa

Friar Tuck: Mikey

Prince John: Newtralizer

The Sherif of Nottingham : Tiger Claw

Lady Kluck: Alopex

Sir Hiss: Baxter Stockman

Alan-a-dale: Donnie

Skippy: Kintaro

Trigger & Nutsy: Bebop & Rocksteady

King Richard: Sal Commander

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Snow White

Snow White: Raph

Queen Grimhilde: Tiger Claw

Grumpy: Karai

Dopey: Mondo Gecko

Doc: Slash

Happy: Pigeon Pete

Bashful: Leatherhead

Sneezy: Rockwell

Sleepy: Muckman

Prince Florian: Mona Lisa

The Huntsman: Alopex

The Magic Mirror: Fugitoid

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Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins: April

Bert: Leo

Jane: Irrilia (OC belongs to @myrling-art )

Micheal: Thalos (OC belongs to @bludinkdragonz )

Mr Banks: Raph

Mrs Banks: Mona Lisa

Uncle Albert: Mikey

Ellen: Renet

Mrs Brill: Alopex

The Constable: Sal Commander

The Bird Woman: Shinigami

Katie Nanna: Utrom Queen

Admiral Boom: Slash

Mr. Binnacle: Leatherhead

Note: When they go to the cartoon world, have the cartoon characters be the 87 characters.

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Cinderella

(Including cast for 2nd movie)

Cinderella: Donnie

Lady Tremaine: Splinter

Anastasia: Raph

Drizella: Leo

Fairy God Mother: Mikey

Prince Charming: April

Jaq: Slash

Gus: Leatherhead

Grand Duke: Kurtzman

The King: Kirby

Prudence: Rockwell

The Baker: Mona Lisa

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The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

Quasimodo: Mikey

Frollo: Tiger Claw

Esmeralda: Mona Lisa

Phoebus: Raph

Hugo: Mondo Gecko

Victor: Leatherhead

Laverne: Rockwell

Clopin: Donnie

The Archdeacon: Leo

The 2 Gaurds: Bebop & Rocksteady

Madellaine: Renet

Sarousch: Xever

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Milo: Donnie

Kida: April

Rourke: Tiger Claw

Helga: Alopex

Vinny: Mona Lisa

Sweet: Leatherhead

Audrey: Karai

Mole: Mondo Gecko

Cookie: Mikey

Packard: Shinigami

The Chief: Kirby O’Neil

Whitmore: Fugitoid

Thaddeus: Splinter

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Sleeping Beauty

Mikey as Aurora

Renet as Phillip

Bradford as Maleficent

Rahzar as Maleficent's dragon form

Leatherhead as Flora

Napoleon as Fauna

Mondo Gecko as Merryweather

Splinter as King Stefan

Lord Simultaneous as King Hubert

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Encanto

Mirabel: April

Abuela Alma: Splinter

Isabela: Leo

Dolores: Karai

Luisa: Slash

Bruno: Donnie

Julieta: Mikey

Agustin: Renet

Pepa: Raph

Felix: Mona Lisa

Camilo: Casey

Antonio: Frida (My OC)

Mariano: Shinigami

Mariano’s Mom: Kitsune (My OC)

Note: The Hamato family are all related but not that same way the Madrigals are. Ex: Raph, Mikey and Donnie are NOT triplets, them and Leo are all still brothers. Some family dynamics/plots remain the same such as Leo being engaged to Shini, but Karai is in love with Shinigami.

[liljakonvalj]

I watched Disney's Robin Hood tonight, and here are some of my highlights:

This movie is so FUN. Even as an adult who has seen this movie so many times I laugh out loud multiple times when watching it

Prince John being fooled by The cross-dressing Robin Hood and little John because he cannot fathom the idea of Female robbers

Everything about their heist is fun- but especially kissing away the ring jewels, the entire conversation between Robin and prince John, Prince John's reflection in the ball, sir Hiss being stuck in a basket and the thieves colliding when running out with their bounty

We're really shown how wicked the sheriff is, stealing coins out of the cast of a cripple, the birthday gift from a kid and a beggar

Robin is very good with kids and gives the birthday boy a bow, arrow and even his own hat

Turns out both Marian and her Lady in waiting Kluck are also terrific with children and their little playing with the children is absolutely adorable

Marian having a wanted poster of her beloved in her room is so funny to me, I cannot get over it.

Robin being a horrible cook because he is thinking about his lady love 😍

The cartwheels he does when he hears that the winner of the archery competition will get a kiss from lady Marian!❤❤👌

Also he has zero chill during the competition. Someone with brain cells might think that he should mess up a couple of the shots to be more inconspicuous, but not him.

Cleaving the sheriff's arrow with his own is a Legendary TM moment though

The little turtle cheering for his dad was adorable. I really enjoyed the looks of all the contestants too!

Robin and Marian's love confessions when he's been found out 😭

Little John is literally saving the day multiple times during the aftermath of the contest while wearing a crop top. Also him just vibing with the prince, or "PJ", is a testament to his acting skills.

After the fight breaks out Robin and Marin agree to marry, where to go for their honeymoon and discuss their future number of children (robin:"We'll have six children". Marian: "no, a dozen at least") They both have zero chill and are so hot for each other, it would be sickening if i didn't love it so much

Lady Kluck literally being Player of the Game during the fight, every single thing she does is a win

The entire fighting sequence is a joy from start to finnish

The song "Love" while Robin and Marian just walk around in the forrest talking and being well ... in love 😭😍❤

The scene with the warerlillies, fireflies and the flower-ring while they gaze into each others eyes is the textbook definition of Romance

Much of the animation in A Phoney king of England is borrowed from earlier movies, but I like the little game I make of trying to remember wich animations are from which movie

I also like Friar Tuck's little theatre setup and Robin using his bow as a, well, bow when playing the violin

The song becoming such a hit in the town that Prince John raises the taxes even more, resulting in several people being put in jail (The jail part is not a favourite but the song being a hit is)

Friar Tuck absolutely losing it when the sheriff steals from the box for the Poor in his church.👏👏

The double take Robin does when he hears his friend is to be hanged on the morrow, first out of character then in character as the beggar.

(In the swedish version Trigger, who is suspicious of the beggar remarks that "han har en räv bakom örat" lit. trans ="he has a fox behind his ear" which means that he is up to something. I thought it was a fun pun considering Robin is a fox)

I view the whole breaking into the castle sequence each Christmas (as is tradition) but I always forget how much from the movie they cut out of the Christmas show

(The whole sequence with Robin masquerading as Nutsy, John freeing the prisoners and about half the fight/flight when they escape is cut from the Christmas show)

Trigger being unable to properly secure his crossbow is a great running gag. He calls his crossbow "gamla Bettan" in Swedish- probably translated: "Old Betsy". I wonder what he calls it in other languages?

And each time I watch I lament that Robin gets too greedy, just leave that last money sack that the prince is cradling in his arms!!

Robin (and little John) turning around to fetch the little bunny is so in character and kinda heartbreaking because Robin almost dies

Robin is really fearing for his life - especially in the burning tower

Robin's face after his escape and Skippy claims that he could've swum double the distance

Was the ending rushed? Yes. Do I care? No.

[mattscoquette]

ur cats are actually so fkn cute🥺 what are their names?

the grey one is trigger, the white and black one is nutsy and the calico is delilah !!

[burning-stars98]

I had an epiphany.

Disney's Robin Hood, but with Sonic characters

Sonic - Robin Hood

Tails - Skippy

Knuckles - Little John

Prince John - Eggman

Orbot - Sir Hiss

Cubot - Nutsy

Omega - Trigger

Amy Rose - Maid Marion

Shadow - Sheriff of Nottingham

Charmy/Epsio - Alan A-Dale/narrator (taking turns narrating)

Vector - Friar Tuck

Ray - Toby

Cream - Sis (skippys sister)

Cheese - Tagalong (the baby rabbit)

Vanilla- Mrs. Rabbit

[pussinbootsandbountyhunter]

Once Upon a Studio (Series) Season One; Episode Eleven: The Princess and the Outlaw

(A Special Episode)

Info: Disney and Pixar decided to open up the annual festival of archery and sword-fighting! While Robin Hood tried to impress the princesses, one certain lass decided to show the boys how to do it. Meanwhile, Arthur helped Melody to learned how to use a sword.

Characters that would be in this episode: Robin Hood, Maid Marian, Little John, Frair Tuck, Sheriff of Nottingham, Sir Hiss, Prince John, Lady Kluck, Alan-a-Dale, Nutsy, Trigger, King Richard, Skippy, Toby Turtle, Sis Bunny, Mother Church Mouse, Father Church Mouse, Merida, Queen Elinor, King Fergus, the triplets, Mickey Mouse, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Minnie Mouse, Ortensia, Judy Hopps, Nick Wild, Beast, Belle, Gaston, Lumire, Cogswoth, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Goofy, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Clarabelle, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Launchpad McQuack, Scrooge McDuck, Della Duck, Aladdin, Abu, Iago, the Genie, Olaf, Anna, Elsa, Krisoff, Maui, Moana, Rapunzel, Eugene, Arthur, Merlin, Chip, Dale, the Mad Doctor, Gremlin Prescott and Gremlin Gus (properly more characters since this is a special episode of season one)

Hint: This episode shows that Robin Hood does have a crush on Merida and which Marian doesn’t mind as she knew boys would be like; This episode shows Gremlin Prescott’s talent for archery and sword-fighting as it was meant to be part of my au story of Epic Mickey 3: The Forgotten Trust; and the Mad Doctor cheered on Mickey for supporting even though he didn’t hit the target

Note: I'm planning to do some once upon a studio series as everyone wants to see if they can lend a hand for me by likes, comments and reblogs their ideas and create arts if they want!

A special episode which is the best idea I’ve ever come as an inspiration to this video!

[thehyperrequiem]

Almond Hood (Robin Hood Parody) Cast

“The story of the legendary British outlaw portrayed with the characters as cartoon creatures.”

Clover Cookie (Cookie Run) as Alan-a-Dale

Almond Cookie (Cookie Run) as Robin Hood

Latte Cookie (Cookie Run) as Maid Marian

Big Band (Skullgirls) as Little John

Bismuth (Steven Universe) as Lady Kluck

Treasure Knight (Shovel Knight) as Sheriff of Nottingham

Goldarmors (Shovel Knight) as The Wolf Archers

King Dedede (Kirby) as Prince John

Escargoon (Kirby) as Sir Hiss

Avocado Cookie and Baguette Cookie (Cookie Run) as Little John and Robin Hood (Fortune Teller Disguises)

Waddle Dees (Kirby) as The Rhino Guards

Milk Cookie (Cookie Run) as Friar Tuck

Salt Cookie (Cookie Run) as Otto

Ribbon (Kirby) as Skippy

Okchun Cookie (Cookie Run) as Mother Rabbit

Ginseng Cookie (Cookie Run) as Robin Hood (Old Man Disguise)

Apple Cookie, Pudding Cookie, and Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run) as Sis Rabbit, Tagalong Rabbit, and Toby Turtle

Bruno (Jjba) as The Stork

Avdol (Jjba) as Sir Reginald

Jasper (Steven Universe) as Captain Crocodile

Various Characters as The Villagers

Schwarzwalder (Cookie Run) as The Executioner

Licorice Cookie and Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) as Nutsy and Trigger

The Noise and Noisette (Pizza Tower) as Sexton Mouse and Lil Sis Mouse

Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run) as King Richard

[talesfrommedinastation]

Redneck Doug lost his goddamned mind over episodes 6 and 7

This is from a couple of weeks ago. Sorry I haven't posted it. But it's very short and I know folks will be disappointed.

Instead of getting a flurry of texts, this time, I ran into The Internet's Favorite Nerd Cajun earlier while we were both walking our dogs that morning.

Here's how it went:

"Hi Doug! Nice morning"-

"MEAT MUFFIN! MY BOYS!!!!"

"Say what?"

"THE BOYS!!!!!"

"Oh, yeah, The Bad Batch. What's up?"

Underneath is a desperate transcript of this happy old Cajun's shrieks of joy as we walked Jimmers and My Old Lady.

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Episodes 6 and 7: "The Boys are Back in Town: Parts 1 and 2"

My boys!

Rex and Jorge and Manny! MANNY!

THEY LIVING IT UP ON CASTLE GREYSKULL! THEY TEAMING UP WITH HE-MAN NOW?!?!

MY BOYS GETTING EVERYONE DINNER THEY EATIN PHO LIKE WE IN BAYOU LA BATRE YEAH BOYS!

Trigger and Nutsy going all bam bam pow and Nutsy took a flamethrower to a grenade and he's shot but he's off to good boy redneck Valhalla!

I will always love you, Nutsy!

Little Orphan Blondie and Daddy Warcrimes have toothpicks together!

The DOG SURVIVED! GO MUTANT JIMMERS GO!!!!!

THE FUCK YOU DOIN DADDY RAMBO WHY CAN'T YOU SNIFF OUT THE GUY FROM TRON CREEPING AROUND LIKE MY NIECE'S EX AROUND HER CONDO IN BOCA RATON?!?!?!

Woah run run run but the Guy from Tron* is going PEW PEW PEW!

Julio protecting the dog! Now there's the Guy from Tron chasing everyone and punching Daddy Warcrimes on the waterfall like it's Last of the Mohicans! Love that movie.

Who is The Guy from Tron?! Woah look at his knife work?

Now Bernardo's back too! ** I haven't seen Bernardo in forever!

And oh many Jorge and Daddy Warcrimes they got BEEF but they gotta work together and Toaster Strudel gave Blondie a new GUN such a good big brother!

*= CX2 is the Guy from Tron I guess.

**=Bernardo is Wolffe?

@skellymom @sued134 @cdblake1565 @amalthiaph @yeehawgeek

[arwenkenobi48]

Mini Fanfic Concept: Prince John Meets A Dragon

Starting my beloved dragonsona, Reverie

“Uh, sssire?” “Oh, not now, Hiss, can’t you see I’m busy?” Prince John didn’t even look away from his golden mirror. “Yes, yes, I know, sir, but there’s a…” Sir Hiss stammered nervously. “There’s a what, Hiss? Come on, spit it out!” “There’s a dragon on the castle roof, your majesty.”

The Sheriff of Nottingham stood with Trigger and Nutsy at his side in the middle of the courtyard, staring in open-mouthed alarm at the dragon as it sat coiled around the top of the tallest tower. “Well, criminently! How’re we gon’ get that thing down from the roof?” The dragon’s green eyes peered down sternly at the stout wolf. “I can hear you, you know.”

With a simultaneous squawk of horror, Nutsy and Trigger promptly hid behind their canine commander. “It can talk, Sheriff! It done spoke to us! What we gonna do!?” “Now now, you two, don’t lose yer heads.” This was the worst thing the Sheriff could have said. “Lose our heads!? EEEEEEK!” Nutsy ran for his life. “Get your tail feathers back here, you coward!” Trigger flapped after him. The Sheriff shook his head and facepalmed. “Oh, why’d I even bother?”

While all this was going on, Prince John and Sir Hiss entered the courtyard. “Sheriff, where’s the dragon?” Prince John demanded. “I’m up here!” A strange voice replied. Spreading its massive wings, the dragon glided down from the tower and stood before the astonished villains. “Good afternoon, Prince John. My name is Reverie. I’ve heard about the recent string of robberies in your kingdom and thought you could use a royal guard-dragon. What do you say?”

Prince John’s fur stood on end as he cowered in the presence of this colossal creature. “Oh…mommy…” he began to suck his thumb, but it had barely entered his mouth before he tipped over backwards and fainted, his paws sticking up in the air like a stunned goose. In spite of themselves, Sir Hiss and the Sheriff both laughed at their inept monarch’s predicament. Reverie glanced sheepishly at the two of them. “Oh dear. Was it something I said?”

[krenenbaker]

hey

Who has the best Overblot form?

What is your favorite unique magic?

If you were to make a character that had to be based on a Disney villain, which Disney villain would it be?

Best Overblot form:

I LOVE Azul's Overblot form. the coral and shells growing out of his body, the darkness of his skin (I saw a headcanon a while ago that he can change colour in his merform, but the blot makes his skin black in the OB form, and have 100% adopted that idea), the empty, milky appearance of his eyes... it's just such a good design!!

Favourite Unique Magic:

this is a bit of a tricky question! however, I must say, I really like Trey's "Doodle Suit"/"Paint the Roses". it's a fantastically interesting power, allowing for not just perception alteration, but the temporary re-writing of reality. that's WILD. it would be so useful in SO many circumstances!! and is just... such a fascinating power.

Character based on a Disney Villain:

I've made a few OCs based on some (secondary) villains previously, which I'm planning on redesigning a bit in the future. the three I've made so far are Edward Toller, Gilo Armati, and Archer Gagnon (based on the Sheriff of Nottingham, Nutsy, and Trigger from Robin Hood), and I'm in the process of making an NRC teacher OC: Mary Jourdemayne (based on Madam Mim from The Sword in the Stone)!

[ednaeflowers]

off the top of her head, edna remembers oysh as the only prominent 'dog' figure she actually knows, aside the random ordinary dogs on the road. he may be a seraph like her, but oysh is still a talking dog to those who can see him. it's a wonder how meebo keeps it together whenever the group meets up with him. maybe this 'nutsy' talks too, and that's why sabin is such an fool? ❛  keep your secrets; i'm only interested in what i can see.  ❜ edna is not some goody-goody busybody, after all. that's not classy of a lady. ❛  thanks,  ❜ she says, then she says another 'thanks' in her head for her request. she never elaborated on it, but the painter girl still willingly ( and happily ) obliged anyway: the sign of a good person. ❛  how did you even meet this 'nutsy?' it seems like you're accomplices set out to trigger the 'smelly stink man,' which would be good for all of us, by the way. it'd be a shame if his smelliness tainted the fresh air.  ❜ and wow, painter girl really lives up to her name, finishing one painting so fast. ❛  i'm edna. it's a much prettier name than 'sabin,' so do remember it.  ❜

relm had never met anyone before that was scared of dogs, but she wonders if it is the same as sabin's fear of squirrels. they were both so ridiculous to her. relm couldn't imagine being afraid of any creature like that and even with kefka, she just wanted to smash his face in for causing so many problems for everyone in the world. it was too bad uncle ultry wasn't here with them now. he'd love the company, too, and she was sure he'd tell the other girl all about the beautiful paintings of him she had done for him as gifts. poor uncle ulty! trapped in that stupid coliseum to pay off 'debts'! "i guess. it's just a simple technique, but it's a secret one, too! i can't tell you!" she'd only ever told two people about how her special skill worked and she figured the less people she told, the better. "of course~! i always love painting nutsy! he's a special friend of mine and a mortal enemy of that smelly stink man sabin! you'll love nutsy! he's the greatest! i'll get to work painting you a marvelous masterpiece of him right away!" and as she says this, she begins to prepare the colors of paint that she needs, but before she gets too ahead of herself she turns back to her painting and with a swish and a flick-! it's done. now she can begin painting nutsy for the other girl. "oh! i never told you my name! it's relm!"

[notfa-mousyet]

This makes so much sense for these two

[odelally]

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