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[champmorado]

so, in my head, there is a version of monster high and ever after high that exists within the ninjago universe, and i'd like to share the characters i've made for that

starting off with The School of Beasts, we have:

Theta Oni (daughter of the Oni)

Sara Skreemer (daughter of the Skreemer)

Bella Hernie (daughter of Beohernie)

Ivory Dire (daughter of the Dire Bat)

G. Randall (son of the Grundle)

Trinity Frost (daughter of the Treehorn Queen)

Levi of the Abyss (son of the Leviathan)

then, my favorite for soon-to-be obvious reasons, Folklore Academy:

Ana Time (daughter of Krux, Hand of Time)

Gigi Time (daughter of Acronix, Hand of Time)

Opal North (daughter of the Queen of Shintaro)

Jacqueline Rabbit (daughter of Jack the Rabbit)

Salvador Fang (son of the Serpentine)

Marmot Deceiver (daughter of the Treacherous Deceiver)

Headmaster Altus (Destiny Writer from Cloud Kingdom)

if yall have questions about the lore ive made up, pls feel free to ask!!!! esp if you have questions about ana and gigi hehe

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[heyhanibee]

clocked

[artsymeeshee]

Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))

[gongyussy]

make men slutty again.

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[hosseinis]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[youngerfrankenstein]

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[a-method-in-it]

You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[mikqchoux]

I like to think i'm funny:,)

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[evgar]

oomf requested this on twitter and i delivered

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable