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bengallemon · 4 months ago
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Hey guys can you watch my animal for me real quick
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arunneronthird · 1 year ago
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imagine being a gotham villain just living a peaceful life and suddenly here comes a vigilante with an actual gun
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bepoucorp · 4 months ago
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POV: Your Boyfriend falls into a Vat of Acid but it's Batjokes
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mostly-imagines · 5 days ago
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Sweetheart
jason todd x afab!reader
aka you catch an attitude with jason
warnings: smut, soft!dom jason, fingering & oral (fem receiving), edging, begging, mild restraint
18+, interacting minors will be blocked
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It all happened when he was in a good mood. And it’s probably best that it did.
You haven’t really been this irritable with Jason before, so neither of you were really expecting the ensuing events. Him, the former portions, and you the ladder.
He didn’t say anything about it when you first came home, moping and grumpy, he’d only greeted you with a kiss like he always does and hugged you tight.
Early on in the evening, you’d grumble about the workload of chores you still have to deal with tonight. Again, he made no comment. Instead, he decided to split the work with you, standing shoulder to shoulder as you wash the dishes and he dries.
You hold a plate up in the air, frustrated when it’s not immediately taken from your hand. You glance over to where Jason is still drying the last bowl you handed him, despite it being—mostly—done. 
“Jason, come on,” you complain, not thrilled with the leisurely pace he’s landed on.
He stops his drying movements, looking at you sideways.
“Sweetheart…try that again?”
His tone is enough to set you back, resetting your attitude. You don’t say anything more, moving along with your movements silently. He accepts the silence for what it is—yielding—and continues drying the dishes alongside you.
It only takes another twenty minutes for another slip up.
He’d sat down on the couch expecting you to curl up against him, like you always do, but this mood of yours wouldn’t even allow for an assumption as safe as that.
“Seriously?” you grumbled at him, unimpressed with the lack of space. It was quiet, but you know he’d heard you. 
“What was that?” 
His tone is a little sterner than it was before, but it’s just as daring of you to answer.
This time, you give him one.
“Can you just fucking move please?”
The look he gives you honestly confuses you at first. There’s the expected rise of the eyebrows, but a small smile plays at his lips too. It’s disbelieving and daring at the same time. 
“Really? You sure about that one, sweetheart?”
Your chin lowers out of habit upon hearing his tone, but you say nothing. 
He tilts his head, smirk growing. “Okay.”
You don’t immediately clock the comment for the promise that it is—in fact, you don’t realize until much later that this was the moment you should’ve known.
Later that night, he’s sitting on the couch, legs spread wide, silently watching you move throughout the room, huffing. You’re looking for something that he’s not even sure you brought home, tearing through the apartment with little patience.
He tilts his head, eyes sympathetic.
“Baby.” 
He coaxes you with that soft, low voice he uses when he’s trying to coerce you. “Come ‘ere.”
You pause your search, shoulders sagging. 
You oblige his request, very much in need of his touch after the day you’ve had. 
You straddle his lap, letting him hold you steady by your waist. You initiate a passionate kiss, hands circling the nape of his neck. He breathes you in deeply, rubbing slow circles against your hips. You start to grind your hips down over him, the resulting friction from where his jeans meets the thin fabric of your shorts being addictive.
He traces a light touch along your waist, kissing you with an unequal intensity.
You pick up your pace, grinding with more intent. You moan into his mouth and he kisses you with more passion.
Just before you’re able to come, he suddenly flips you around so that your back is to his chest. The repositioning momentarily upsets you due to your lost orgasm but the words die off quickly as he begins rubbing at your clit. He kisses your neck as he rubs lucid circles at just the right pace.
His thumb takes over the work as he inserts two fingers in you, pumping slowly. You relax your body against his chest, craning your head to the side so you can kiss his neck. You can feel him hum under your lips, circling your clit faster. 
You’re starting to squirm on his lap as your high approaches, lips parting in desperation. You can just see the horizon of bliss when his ministrations stop suddenly. 
You glance down between your legs, brow furrowed, before looking back up at him.
He doesn’t look perturbed in the least, just as easy-going as ever.
He glances at you, tilting his head. 
“Haven’t been very sweet for me today, have you?”
You frown and turn yourself around on his lap again, sitting over his thigh. You press your hands to his still clothed chest, eyes imploring. You start to move your hips over his but he forces you still like it’s nothing.
Despite your active protesting, he lays an unhurried, sweet kiss to your mouth, breaking away slowly. 
“Good girls get to come,” he whispers against your lips.
You lightly thud your forehead against his, “I’ll be good.”
He hums, pursing his lips. “Not tonight.”
You’re fully whining now, “Jay…”
He nods faux-sympathetically, “I’m sorry, baby.”
You try to grind your hips against his thigh but he does little in the way of letting you move. His grip remains firm on your waist as he watches you struggle. 
He tilts his head, “You want me to rub your clit some more? I will. But I’m gonna stop.” 
The promise rings a scorching heat in your ears but the opportunity can’t be passed up. You know you’re stupid for thinking you can manage to come anyways, but you’re getting desperate.
You nod against him, and he makes a cooing “mhm,” before obliging.
He reaches down again, rubbing languid circles, not fast enough for you to even think about an orgasm.
“Please,” you beg quietly into the crook of his neck.
You feel him nod before picking up his pace. “Okay, baby.” 
You’re too worked up to notice the lilt in his words, how they’re a little more ‘careful what you wish for’ than you would’ve liked. You catch up soon, though.
He starts up again, nuzzling his face against your neck as he works your body, hitting that exact right speed. You moan out, head falling back. You can feel his eyelashes flutter against the column of your throat, cheeks warm. This time you get so close that you think he’s going to let you come.
You hit his chest harder than you should when he stops again. 
He doesn’t seem to care though, moving his hand away without an ounce of remorse.
“Jay—” you groan, forehead thumping against his shoulder.
He’s shaking his head before you can finish your complaint, “Nuh uh, baby. You’re not coming tonight.”
He kisses your cheek, nudging you back so he can see you.
“You’re supposed to take care of me,” you pout. “You said that.”
He hums, brushing your hair back. “I do take care of you. I am. Just not how you want me to, right?”
You borderline glare at him, not at all thrilled that this is the game he’s choosing to play after today. He doesn’t care in the slightest, not really, in spite of how sweet his actions read.
At this point you’re more frustrated and overwhelmed than you’ve been in a while, and you don’t even realize it as tears start to slip out.
Unfortunately for you, even that does little to sway his mercy. His indulgence only comes through with the way he kisses your tears away from your cheeks. His touch remains gentle with you, too gentle, and it’s making you feel like you’re losing your mind.
His hands slip under your shirt to hold you in place, undeterred by your squirming. He pecks a series of kisses all across your face, ignoring your whining.
You push his hands off of you with a huff, pulling yourself off of his lap and onto the couch cushions. You start to frantically rub at your clit yourself, subconsciously knowing that you only have a moment to get away with this. Your success lasts half of that though, before Jason scoops up both of your hands and pins them to your chest, holding you still.
He huffs out a laugh, “No, baby.” 
His tone is almost mockingly sympathetic.
“Jason—!”
He leans over you, basically making out with your neck languidly. The intense affection directed towards the wrong place is maddening and it has you squeezing your eyes shut.
Several more rounds of this go on before you give up, collapsing onto his chest. His hands still keep your wrists pinned against him as you fall asleep, light kisses being pressed to your hairline.
You can’t be completely sure, but you think you dream of a scenario or two where he actually lets you come. Ha. 
When you wake up you’re in your bed, sheets pulled up over you. The sky is glowing an orange-pink hue and the city is still mostly quiet.
As you push yourself to sit up, you notice the bedroom door is open and the sound of sizzling can be heard from the kitchen.
You creep out from under the covers, tip-toeing through the living room. You can be certain he knows you’re there by now but he makes no acknowledgement of your sneaking.
As you approach, he lets you duck under his arms, resituating them around you so you’re comfortable. He kisses the top of your head, not looking away from his work on the skillet.
You rest your cheek on his chest, murmuring, “Jay…”
“Yeah, pretty?”
“I’m sorry…”
“I know, baby.” 
He sets the spatula down, using his now free hand to nudge your chin up to look at him. “You gonna be my good girl?”
You nod submissively, hoping to God that he believes you this time. 
“Yeah?”
You nod harder, and he returns the gesture, mulling it over. 
He wordlessly nudges you backwards to sit at the kitchen table. You watch dumbly as he turns back to the counter, scooping the entire contents of the pan out onto a plate. 
He faces you again, plopping the plate of eggs down in front of you.
“Eat.”
You frown at him, fully ready to start pouting when he cuts you off.
“You haven’t eaten in like twelve hours. Eat, then we’ll talk.”
You don’t want to talk, but you slump your shoulders and take a bite.
He moves to stand behind you, pleased, resting his chin atop your head. 
He caresses your waist as you eat, torturously gentle and kind. 
After a few minutes of silently eating and enduring, you tilt your chin to look up at him, frowning.
“You’re being mean.”
He raises his brows down at you, “I’m the one being mean now?”
You break eye contact, dropping your focus back to the plate of half finished food. 
“I said I’m sorry,” you mumble.
He brushes your hair back from your neck gently, “Yeah, you did.”
He says nothing more so you continue stuffing food into your mouth as quickly as you can without attracting suspicion.
When you’ve scraped the plate clean and can be sure he has nothing left to ask of you, you get up and set the plate in the sink.
You look up at him expectantly, still frowning.
“Jay?”
He looks almost bored as he contemplates, taking in your expression. 
He concedes after a few moments gesturing you towards him. 
“Yeah, come here.”
You’re too fast to have even tried to play it cool, but neither of you would’ve believed it anyways.  
He drops a hand down to the edge of your shorts, about to slip beneath the fabric. You stop his hand before it can go any further, imploring. 
“I want to come.”
He raises his eyebrows, “Yeah? I want my good girl back.”
You nod in yield, happy to give him whatever he wants at this point.
He removes his hand, and lifts you up by your thighs, bringing you up to his height momentarily. He sets you down on the table, laying you back.
“Jason, please—” you beg, trembling for what’s to come.
He nuzzles his nose against your cheek, “Yeah, I’ll make you come, baby. ‘Course I will.”
He pushes you to lay back, pulling your shirt up to your collarbone, and pressing sweet kisses to your chest.
He kneads your left breast in his large palm, kissing your right with a feverish amount of attention.
He switches after a moment, giving some love to the other side of your chest before beginning to work his way down.
He lays kisses down your sternum, leading to your navel. His affection is just as tender as it had been last night and you’re not sure whether to trust it.
You’re not given much time to mull it over before he’s pulling your shorts and underwear down in one go, letting them drop onto the tiles.
He leaves open mouthed kisses on your pussy, sucking gently on your clit periodically.
He wraps one hand around your thigh, keeping your legs open. His other hand rests atop your stomach, mostly idle except for the occasional reassuring brush of his thumb.
His eyelashes flutter as he eats you out, and you only realize now why he hadn’t last night. He’s not much for denying you when he gets you like this—he likes it too much to stop. Especially when you’re begging him so pretty.
You’re not quite sure when he’s taking the time to breathe but you can’t bring yourself to care right now.
Even if you weren’t still so on edge after last night, he’s really good at using his mouth. He works you up quickly, bringing you close after only a couple minutes.
When he can tell you’re there, he nods encouragingly, rubbing your clit with his thumb for the brief moment he breaks away. “Come on sweetheart. You can come.”
Warmth floods your body upon hearing the words, knowing that he wouldn’t lie to you.
You call out a noise that’s half a moan, half a whine. You shake under him, legs stiffening as he continues to work you through the orgasm. 
He kisses your clit once more, humming.
“Oh, there she is. There’s my sweet girl.”
He moves back up your body, pulling you to sit up slowly. He holds you up by your lower back whispering soft praises. 
“Good girl,” he murmurs, kissing your neck.
You sigh silently, catching your breath.
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🔧 every time you don’t reblog a fic jason gets hit in the head with a crowbar 🔧
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stevenrogered · 1 year ago
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RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE ↳book > screen “Baby.” It’s become a thing: baby. He’s knows it’s become a thing. He’s slipped up and accidentally said it a few times, and each time, Henry positively melts.
- - - - - - -
“Hello?” It’s Henry’s voice, sweet and posh and shaky and confused, and relief knocks the wind out of him.
He hears Henry’s exhale over the line. “Hi, love. Are you okay?”
He laughs wetly, amazed. “Are you kidding me? I’m fine, I’m fine. Are you okay?”
“Just hold on until I get there, we’re gonna figure this out.” “I will.” “I’m coming. I’ll be there soon.”
Henry exhales a wet, broken laugh. “Please, do hurry.”
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caruliaa · 2 years ago
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
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grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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doodledrawsthings · 3 months ago
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Yi fulfills his pinky promise attached to my 9 Sols AU
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raynetheinsane · 2 months ago
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The Titans tower attack and everything plays out the same except Jason hits his throat just slightly differently causing Tim to lose use of his vocal chords and go fully mute
Luckily, sign language was already slowly being learned in the manor due to Cass struggling to speak some days, so he already knew basic phrases
the major issue with his newfound mutism is using the comms
the comms are entirely functioning by voice, and without one, youre kinda screwed
Tim attempts to go out with no comms a couple times which makes Bruce very mad so he has to come up with another solution, he ends up installing a camera and chip into his domino so that the camera can pick up his hands and the chip can interpret them and read rhem out to the comms
one day while tim is out as Robin, he ends up confronting the red hood
tim is obviously silent, but instead of Jason noticing this, he chooses to almost tease Tim about it, not knowing the extent of the damage he caused, “what? too scared to even say anything to me now?”
its not until Jason starts to rejoin the family that he learns what happened to Tim that night
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fanaticalthings · 5 months ago
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[Jason and Steph hanging out at Jay's apartment]
Jason: So you and Tim are like, done, right?
Steph: Oh yeah, it's definitely over. It was pretty mutual, too.
Jason: Oh, thank God. I didn't wanna say it, but it was a bit annoying whenever I invited you over, and you dragged Tim with you.
Steph: yeahhh sorry about that
Jason: It's just nice spending quality time without the rest of the bats butting in. I already have enough to deal with whenever I visit the manor.
Steph: Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm gonna be 100% batboy/Robin-free from now on!
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Steph showing up to Jason's apartment 1 month later with Cass in tow: So here's the thing-
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sunn-mechanic · 5 months ago
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[ID in alt]
Some Papyruses :]
+ spreading my papyrus can float propaganda.
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mewos-laptop · 6 months ago
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Dude I need ppl to get real normal abt mental-illness born alterhumanity real fast
"Oh well alterhumanity is smth you're born w/ and there's all these rules !!!" No lmao
There are literally no rules, and I NEED ppl to stop spreading that false info online lmaoooo
Literally if you feel like an animal (nonhuman) in any way shape or form, then literally use the label.
Ppl irl will try their best to understand, and literally no one outside of the internet cares abt sum1's identity as much as you think they will.
Tbh just live true to yourself, and dude, shoutout to my alterhumans who are non-human in whatever way because of their neurodivergency/mental illness. I see y'all, and I love y'all.
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tubbytarchia · 6 months ago
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got an urge to design ponies oops
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hewasanavatardearlord · 1 month ago
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All horror podcast do is introduce me to isolated nerd jobs that I've never heard of and want to have now.
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arcanegifs · 26 days ago
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS SEASON 1 | (insp)
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seiwas · 7 months ago
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you wear katsuki’s clothes to bed.
among all your cotton and silk pajamas, you prefer the thinning fabric of his faded tees. there are holes in some of them, just a few more seams away from their undoing as they fit far too large on you—but that’s why you love them.
they’re comfy and worn; lived in with love from the man that you love. when katsuki is gone for days or weeks at a time, you find his warmth intertwined within the threads of his t-shirts. when the fabric presses against your back, the bed doesn’t feel nearly as empty as it is.
(though it can never replace him. nothing can, you fear.)
“hoggin’ all my shirts,” he tuts, but you know it means nothing. the roll of white fabric is neatly folded unto itself, its crisp corners unfurling once handed over.
you giggle, shaking off its folds and fitting the hem right over your head. from the corner of your eye, you see katsuki’s gaze, watching you wrangle the fabric over you as the towel wrapped around your body slowly drops to the floor.
he turns away then, a little too quickly, a little too abruptly. if you look at him now, you’re sure you’ll find flushed cheeks and crimson eyes burning in shame for wanting you so inopportunely.
“guess you’ll just have to take me with it then.”
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autisticaradiamegido · 1 month ago
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day 285
oh we got green/red/purple color-coded goth women?? waow
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