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Obsessed with the concept of the Justice League. You’ve got the last son of Krypton; an alien race from light years away, a genius billionaire from the most fucked up city on earth, the king of the ocean, a pseudo god/princess, and Barry from CSI
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Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
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when Duke needs backup in a fight he uses his powers to blast bat-signal-esque signs into the sky to call for whatever sibling is best suited for the job. each sibling hates their calling sign, and even worse, they actually have to respond to it because Duke only uses them when he’s like three minutes away from dying so they literally have no choice, like if their symbol shows up they have to fucking BOLT over there regardless of the indignance or Duke will not make it
Jason: the middle finger emoji
Damian: a somehow detailed image of the Boss Baby
Dick: just the word ‘slut’ in bubble letters
Tim: the red robin restaurant logo, complete with ‘gourmet burgers and brews!’ underneath
Steph: a taco, in reference to a time when she was drunk one night and Tim got on video her chasing down a moving taco truck insistently only to face plant into the side of it when the driver finally stopped to let her buy one
Cass: her regular symbol, because shes the only one he respects completely and it drives the others insane to have one sibling un-harassed
Bruce doesn’t have one because he refuses to call for Bruce. Alfred has one, a shotgun, although it’s never been used, and it pisses Bruce off to no end.
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What if living and working as vigilantes in Gotham has gradually turned all of the batkids into metas one by one, except due to the 'no metas in Gotham' rule, they all go out of their ways to hide the changes, believing themselves to be the only one.
Nightwing gets thrown from a roof during a fight and flies safely down to the ground, acting like he'd caught himself with his grappling line.
Red Hood insists that he's fine, despite those around him clearly hearing his bones snap and seeing his limbs get bent and twisted in ways that would one hundred percent cause serious injuries to anyone else. Strangely enough, x rays and other tests always show that he's fully healed, no matter how bad the initial injury was.
Cass slips into and out of shadows, blending in eerily well. People think that it's just training and talent, but others swear she's appeared in fully locked and sealed rooms, vanished without any available escape route, and snuck up on powerful metas despite their extremely heightened senses.
Damian has an unnatural ability to connect with animals, to the point that even the most abused or neglected critters will trust him in a matter of minutes. He says it's just about being calm and going slow, but when he thinks he's alone or accidentally leaves his bedroom door open they can sometimes hear what sounds like a conversation between Damian and whatever latest animal he's snuck into the manor.
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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the sudden cut to jimmy has me crying laughing on the floor
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the sudden cut to jimmy has me crying laughing on the floor
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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rapid fire questions for older/more experienced hellenic polytheists cus i cant find answers for this stuff (also if u have sources for any answers that would be great)
1. I am absolutely terrible at consistency. like i dont even consistently engage in media i like, i obsess over them for 2 months then i dont interact with them again for like 6 months. I’m having a similar problem with the religion, i think about the gods about once a week but j dont make formal prayers or give offerings consistently, only about every 3-6 months. is that okay? should i be making more effort to give weekly offerings and daily prayers?
2. I know I have to cleanse myself before prayer, but does it have to be with a sink and soap or can I use like hand sanitizer and cleansing affirmations like i woukd if it was a sink and soap?
3. Ive seen majorly mixed stuff about this: how formal do prayer and devotional acts need to be? obviously I invoke them but from there can simply saying/thinking like “Lady Artemis, the moon looks gorgeous tonight, thank you.” be enough or do I need to be more formal - can I just invoke and start saying things or do I need to follow a certain method?
3.1. Do devotional acts need to be specific? like would I need to specifically practice witchcraft in honor of Lady Hekate or can it be more “silly” like petting/playing with my dog cus dogs are one of her symbols?
3.2. Can i actually just like yap about my day or whatever to them? or is that frowned upon? do i need to cleanse before doing that?
4. can anything be an offering? or just stuff specific to that god? like anything that reminds me of them?
5. how do I know if a god likes an offering? will gods reject bad offerings? I’d like to stay away from divination to test these things as I know for almost a fact that I havnt built up enough kharis with any god to use divination
6. can i dedicate what I’m eating to the gods? for example when I’m eating dinner can I give a prayer or something and “offer” the meal to the gods and eat it? or do offerings have to be something that I dont touch myself and just leave on their altar
7. how long do i leave offerings up?
any help is greatly appreciated <3
#helpol#hellenic polytheism#hellenic pagan#hellenic deities#hellenic polythiest#hellenic worship#hellenic community#i just have questions
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I cant listen to “My Tears Ricochet” by Taylor Swift without thinking of Peter Parker and then bawling.
“We gather here, we line up, weepin’ in a sunlit room,” Tonys funeral
“If I’m on fire, you’ll be made of ashes too,” Becks finally act of malice
“even on my worst day, did i deserve babe / all the hell you gave me?” obviously remove the babe part but every horrible thing Beck did to Peter
“I didnt have it in myself to go with grace,” Peter not wanting to do this but having to
“We gather stones, never knowing what they’ll do,” the infinity stones
“You know I didn't want to have to haunt you / But what a ghostly scene / You wear the same jewels that I gave you / As you bury me,” Peter not wanting to leave Ned and MJ but having to and seeing that theyre better for it as he decides to not introduce himself
The obvious “And i can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, Just not home.” because he is free now and doesnt have a leaked identity but he cant be eith the people he cares about most
But also the second part “And you can aim for my heart, go for blood / But you would still miss me in your bones,” No matter how much he tries to remove himself, part of Ned and MJ will always instinctively miss him
“And I still talk to you (when I'm screaming at the sky) / And when you can't sleep at night (you hear my stolen lullabies)” first lyric is Peter second is the ghosts of their memories
ugghh its just so him coded and it makes me sob
#spider-man#spider man#peter parker#mcu multiverse#mcu fandom#mcu#marvel mcu#tom holland peter parker#my tears ricochet#taylor swift#home trilogy#spider man no way home#spider man far from home#avengers endgame#just remove the love song aspect and its UGHH
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.
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Dick, entering his apartment in Bludhaven: Hello people who do not live here.
Tim, playing a video game: Hey
Jason, reading a book: 'Sup
Damian, cleaning his katana: Hello
Duke, raiding the kitchen: Yo
Cass, on her phone: Hi
Dick: I gave you all a spare key for emergencies only
Jason: We ran out of doritos
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Tim: You know there are 42 different ways that Impulse can be killed in battle if he didn't practice long distance attacks
Dick, just woke up: I thank God every day you wake up and choose not to be a villain
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