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[kami-kun1003]

ok one more opinion before i go to bed: this fandom needs more fat headcanons. only one i’ve EVER seen is Azul and considering how his whole backstory is that he developed trauma and an eating disorder from being called fat and wants to stay skinny,,,,,,, it just doesn’t sit right w me no hate but im not a fan

what abt fat Cater? fat Floyd? fat Epel? fat Idia?????

i just want some fat representation pls i am begging uo guys 🙏

[tildeathiwillwrite]

Tag Game: Character Headcanon Generator

Thank you to @paeliae-occasionally for the tag!

Rules: use this headcanon generator for your ocs and rate how accurate it is.

Last time I did this with the Tales from Valaria/Magician's Bait casts, so today I'll go with The Legend of Orian Goldeneye!

Jas hacks her stats in every video game they play.

0/10 she'd rather get good at the game then cheat.

Killian is not good with social cues.

4/10 he can be oblivious at times but he is incredibly observant and diplomatic

Orian has a diary that he writes in with a glittery gel pen.

7/10 he signs notes with an embossed eye he would

Diana killed Princess Diana.

JDJSJXKSNDKDKKDKS This is the funniest possible headcanon for this character. 0/10 not accurate but 1000/10 for making me laugh

Henrik has a very low alcohol tolerance.

Ehhh 3/10 he doesn't drink so maybe it's true but we'll never find out

Azura wakes up on November 1st and starts decorating for Christmas.

0/10 She wouldn't celebrate Christmas

Tagging @lostcryptidinthewoods @stargazer-luna @pluttskutt @rebelxwriter @sableglass and open tag! :D

[scribewrote]

⁰⁰² ▌ henrik mikaelson

[lonelier-version-of-you]

Another interesting thing (by which I basically just mean "interesting to me only, probably") in S13E45 of Holby is that Oliver gets this line of dialogue where he has to fix something that needs sewing and he's like "so I'm a seamstress now?".

And I just like that he defaults to calling himself a "seamstress" in that line, because I can use that on the list of reasoning for my genderqueer/genderfluid Ollie headcanon. ("Reasoning", I say, as though it's not just me projecting my own genderqueerness on him.) I shall take what I can get to back my headcanons up, even reading into small one-off lines.

[quess-art]

Character Design for Princess Leah, mother of Silver

Design notes & Headcanons!

We very limited information about Leah so most of my choices are headcanons

Her princess design is based on King Henrik's colours which I assume are the colours of royalty

Since the Knight of Dawn's hair colour is Aurora's, Leah's hair is based on Prince Phillip's hair colour

Leah's dress is based on Aurora's and Aurora's mother's dresses in the Sleeping Beauty movie, especially the veil, dress cut, and accessory shape (modelled after Aurora's crown)

As the Princess of Dawn, many see Leah as a kind and beautiful princess who is always surrounded by butterflies attracted to her spirit

Although she isn't unkind, she has a sense of pride and petty vengeance. Many don't know that pretty-looking insects aren't the only critters around her

Like how Silver attracts animals and woodland critters, Leah attracts insects and arthropods. To an extent, she can communicate with these creatures. Thanks to this, crops grown on this land are bountiful and infestations are extremely rare

Leah is usually seen working in the castle so she uses the time surveying farmlands as moments of respite from maintaining the royal image (she also learned a lot of swears due to this)

Almost like Silver, when she sleeps, she's dead to the world. She's gotten used to waking up with her little friends crawling around/on her. When her future-husband was assigned to be her guard, he nearly had a heart attack the first time he saw this

She has 3 creatures she's especially close with: Albert XLI the silk moth, Ravanche the centipede, and Paon the jumping spider. She planted Ravanche multiple times on Henrik when they were younger when he was being stupid or annoying

She almost used her again when she saw Henrik antagonizing her husband but he stopped her. She constantly reminds him that he has already repaid the royal family for taking him in when he was younger but his sense of integrity and knighthood always seeks to repay the kingdom

But she is no knight or fighter. When the war ravaged the lands and fae-human relations broke in part due to Henrik's foolishness, she was separated from her knight and husband throughout the war

[sunanthonyz]

(rq..your comics are really silly and I love reading em)

I'VE SEEN ONE PICTURE OF YOUR LEIA SO FAR AND SHE GIVES WINE AUNT VIBES/POS

If someone didn't already ask PLEASE SPILL THE BEANS ABOUT HER I MUST KNOW MORE

(Hooray, I finally made her full-length and can answer this ask)

THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺💕💕💕💕💕 (I'm still glad that people like my Leah, God, it's still so hard to comprehend)

Since i already told my headcanons I'll just tell you some random stuff from my head

I like to make her neither a positive nor a bad character because of her connection with Henrik, as long as Henrik is against the fairies and Dawn doesn't know who he's on, she doesn't care. For her, family is a priority, so she, like Henrik, is ready to kill everyone for the sake of getting the Maleanor`s magic stone for her father (although Henrik understandably takes advantage of this situation, while Leah just wants to save her father). I am also alarmed by the fact that Leah ran away from the castle alone without her son, so maybe family is not always a priority for her.

I also like to think that Leah wasn't Dawn's salvation, but simply the only one who treated him like a person and not a tool. So Dawn is simply drawn to Leia, because he is afraid of the world around and she is the only one who will not wipe her feet on him (although she can command, but this is nothing compared to Henrik).

[beerecordings]

Hello, What are your general headcanons for septicegos?

OH NO

the force of this question could knock me off my feet my egos are so inanely overdeveloped and I have a lot of worlds ummmm

so I definitely love JJ and I love any secretly or quietly bad-ass JJ. he's a sweet guy but he's essentially been tortured by Anti and he's tough as nails - if a little damaged. he finds it difficult to trust people but he's so sweet with his friends and loved ones.

Jackie is always the leader to me, I definitely see him as the big brother type. my Jackie is passionate, a ferocious fighter, and very protective. he loves to wear that same red hoodie over again and eat his favorite foods on repeat. in some of my stories Jackie has a boyfriend named ~Max~ and he's crazy about Max, but mostly he's crazy about his family and the other egos, whom he considers his brothers.

I like my Chase with a little assigned blame in his relationships, he doesn't need to be a perfectly tragic hero. he craves connections with others and sinks into his depression fast without it. I know he's Irish in the story now, but when he was American, I thought of him as an unloved kid from small town Nebraska who wanted to be somebody.

Henrik's a sarcastic genius, and whether or not his credentials are real, he's a damn good medic. he comes from wealth but it hasn't saved him from the shit he's been through, especially with Anti, which left him pretty fucked-up in ways he's not sure he can be saved from.

Marvin's a pretty boy and he knows it, but beneath the veneer of acting shallow or self-interested, he's frighteningly determined and can handle himself just fine when he's in trouble. very affectionate with those he loves. very destructive with those he doesn't. ever since the first comic, I think of him with memory issues or problems with others manipulating his mind repeatedly.

sometimes I write soft Anti, but for the most part, I see him as a brutal, obsessive creation who never got over the fact that he was born to cut himself open. he loves mind games. they're how he connects to other people. if you showed him another way, he'd go back to torture without hesitation.

AND LONG LIVE CHARACTER JACK

thanks for asking haha

[kalcifers-blog]

I need everyone to understand that the way I see Jackieboy Man is that he never was a hero.

Something that I've noticed in The IRIS Project so far is that all the characters seemingly are becoming the opposite of who they truly are- Chase being a father and family man, who couldn't protect his family from dying (even worse when you read the subtext of him actually being the one forced to kill them), Henrik a doctor who continuosly fails to keep his patients alive, including his own friends despite all his hard work- or JJ a puppet master, making shows to entertain (most likely) young children, forced into becoming a twisted version of his own creation in which he's now the puppet.

Which leads us back to Jackie. How ironic would it be that the entire time he was a "hero" it was doing nothing but furthering the pain and torment of those around him- I imagine that IRIS were the ones behind his powers, thinking about the amount of experimentation he would have gone through just to feel like he was helping people, only to then realise that the very same company was purposely hoarding a monster, knowing that it's only a matter of time before it creeps out and doing absolutely nothing to stop it for the sake of "research".

How absolutely devistating it would be to have your entire world view and support structure completely crushed and the worst part is all that pain meant absolutely nothing.

It wasn't a sacrifice or a testimony to responsibility. It was just pain.

This is all where my Punk!JBM headcanon started, his rage and hatred for governmental figures and IRIS coming from first hand experience and I doubt that if/when he left IRIS- he was hardly quiet about it. It's just not like him to let them continue hurting anyone- besides what's more Punk-Rock than to tear down the institution using the same powers they gave you, something something dramatic irony cough cough

[rogue-of-broken-time]

ALTRverse, the Multiverse, and the Jacksepticeye Cinematic Universe

Hey. This little theory is about exactly what it says in the title; the "Jacksepticeye Cinematic Universe", the universe(s) the comics will take place in, and the concurrent multiverse as a whole.

I'll do my best to explain my thoughts below the cut. :)

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What if, despite a lot of things being called canon and not canon these days, we made a theory that wraps all those things together?

And what if I told you it's all possible because of IRIS?

IRIS is short for "Inspiring Research of Impossible Sciences". They push the limits of what's possible by any means available to them, and according to themselves, they've actually succeeded in doing that.

But… what does IRIS have to do with the story, aside from being a corporate entity within it?…

Remember that time they tweeted about the multiverse?

What if there actually is a multiverse in play here? And what if… even our universe is part of it?

Hear me out:

My concept here is that IRIS is a multiversal constant. Meaning, wherever you go, in whatever JSE canon universe there is, IRIS is there somewhere.

We've actually had basis to believe this given to us. The fact that IRIS has a Twitter account in general means they're "in" our universe. They also exist in the same universe as Chase Brody. And, as seen in Void Silver issue #0, Marvin also recognizes the IRIS signature.

So, if IRIS really is a multiversal constant, what does that really mean?

It could very well mean that, in every single universe IRIS is present in, there is also an Anti or an equivalent of him.

Here's an example of what I mean:

2016-2017 Antisepticeye as we saw him on the JSE channel and ALTR-114209 are very, VERY different from each other. Sure, they may both make technology malfunction in their presence and be generally ill-meaning, but aside from their somewhat-similar appearances and motives, they have almost nothing in common.

Now, back in the day, we would've theorized that the in-universe explanation for this change would've been that the "Anti" we see and the "Anti" Chase Brody would've seen are the same entity, presenting himself based on his different victims' fears.

What I'm proposing is that, despite both of them being "Anti" in essence, they are two different universes' versions of one character. They are equivalent, but not exactly the same; "Antisepticeye" is our universe's Anti, which is why we've seen the most of him– and ALTR-114209 is another universe's.

(Of course, the out-of-universe explanations for the changes to the character can be chalked up to time– Anti has evolved over the years to be applicable to various situations on the channel, after all. I'm just suggesting explanations for in-universe events here.)

As with Anti, however, all the egos and even IRIS itself can have an equivalent in the other universes. KJSE Henrik, Mayhem Henrik, and Henrik as we saw him in You're Not Ready For These Scary Games could be three variants of the same character. Chase Brody as we saw him in Bro Average and as we saw him in Anomaly Found could be two variants of the same character. Heck, C!Jack could be a variant of Chase or even someone else– just because Seán declared him "non-canon" to the IRIS storyline doesn't mean he can't be canon somewhere else!

Dear ego artists and writers, does this concept sound at all familiar to you? Because it should.

It's pretty much the basis of every ego AU ever made by a fan.

And, well… in the extended multiverse of JSE lore, who's to say what is and isn't "canon" in its own right? Something canon to the story Seán is telling doesn't necessarily have to be incorporated into an AU. Similarly, Seán doesn't have to incorporate fan-made AUs or headcanons into the actual canon.

But it's something we kinda do anyway, because of the way we feed off of inspiration from each other, isn't it? Kinda cool when you think about it that way. :)

As for the future of the IRIS storyline and ALTRverse, though, my prediction is that we're going to see things harken back to events in the past (although those events may be altered for the sake of the setting), while making our way toward the actual canon story. I can't imagine a better way to wrap it all up in a nice little bow.

But, anyway… that's just a theory. ;)

If you read this far, thank you so much! I put a lot of thought into this one, so hopefully it makes some sense. Have a great one! :D

[docheros]

this is for you @uhhbeans my most beloved

ok so like. originally seán made a game about the egos that was so successfull that a company that makes movies approached him with an offer to make a movie based on his game

BUT

we all know what seán is doing to these characters now, the anomaly found video and the comics are just the tip of the iceberg. so, let's revamp the actor au!!

(backstory, info about the actors and some headcanons under the cut)

before we properly start: seán is friends with a guy named antony; they started to talk when "jacksepticeye" was created, antony used to help him with some of the editing. so, in this universe, antony was one of the editors along with alice

seán always discussed this story with his editors, and antony was the one that really motivated, gave new stories, reasons, showed how he could make it better, and act better as well!! he's an actor too :]

so, when seán (i'm repeating his name too much sorry) started to change the route of the story and said he wanted something more serious, antony (and a team, ofc) helped him develop Anomaly Found. and for all his help and ideas, seán asked his friend to portray anti from now on. and antony couldn't be more honoured

so, anomaly found happens! seán's chase here like irl. and the comics come out, and much more stuff, etc etc. to give the egos an ending, he decides to make it a movie, but since he couldn't like. act as 5 dudes and at the same time help with production, he decided to hire actors!

WITH YOU, THE SEPTIC CREW!!

Elias Schmidt, German, 32, as Henrik Von Schneeplestein!

Ryan White, American, 35, as Chase Brody!

Oliver Williams, British, 39, as Marvin the Magnificent!

Patrick O'Brien, Irish, 35, as JackieBoyMan!

George Cole, British, 43, as Jameson Jackson!

and finally, Antony Moore, British, 40, as AntiSepticEye!

and now, some headcanons of this AU for the soul :]

Seán and Antony were the ones to make the auditions, and they both wanted actors that could bring their experiences and thoughts into the characters

bc of that, Elias' german (but not a doctor, that'd be asking too much), George's mute and Patrick's autistic

Elias is very good at acting as Henrik, but he's not like him in the slightest. he's the youngest of the crew and a big jokester

despite that, he loves Henrik to bits! he's always doing lives and videos like "henrik answers your questions" while they're filming

this is Ryan's first big budget movie, and he's kinda nervous about it

different from Chase, he isn't married and honestly hates alcohool. when asked, he usually says "so is anyone interested in being my stacy? aside from the divorce and well. the horrors"

Elias jokes he's much more like initial Chase (he watched all the videos about the egos, even if Seán said it's not necessary bc a lot changed) and Ryan's much more like fanon Henrik

Patrick and Ryan are the most serious of the crew, it's hard to get a smile out of them. that doesn't mean they don't enjoy the movie or their company, ofc!

Antony's a dad! his son plays as Chase's kid bc it was the only kid that wasn't scared of Anti's makeup (and the antiaverage shippers of this universe enjoy this fact a lot)

Oliver and George are the ones who unintentionally spoil the most

Oliver looovees to talk and read about Marvin shipps. he's feeding the marvelsepticeye shippers very well!

Patrick on the other side isn't very happy in joining his shenanigans lol

George is a modern man, he loves his cellphone and his bluetooth earphones, so acting as Jameson (a man from 1920s) was a bit of a challenge to him, but he loves challenges!

he's very vocal about ableism towards mute people. and also very vocal about jj's sexual life

if they ever went to buzzfeed to promote the movie, Patrick would loooove the puppy interviews and George and Elias would loooove the "[x] reads thirst tweets"

when asked if they knew jacksepticeye,

Elias: ofc, who doesn't? i used to watch his videos all the time! what do you mean he's the one behind this

Ryan: i used to watch a bit when i was younger, we're the same age so it was like hanging out with a friend. what do you mean he's the one behind this

Oliver: ooh, i guess so? my siblings used to watch this dude like, all day. he's the one doing this? neat, i guess

Patrick: of course, everytime i mentioned i'm from Ireland people used to be like "omg jacksepticeye's from there!!!", it kinda annoyed me. he's the director????... he didn't hear me, right?

George, signing: who?

Antony: i heard he's a pain in the ass to work with (cut to Seán telling him to shut the fuck up)

[longbobmckenzie]

Meet the Bergströms - Magnus (OC)

Middle of three brothers, Magnus is just looking for a good time. The word monogamy may as well not be in his vocabulary (what's Swedish for monogamy?) because he's absolutely not interested in it. He wants one thing and one thing only, and he's probably going to get it.

Cocky and flirtatious, he absolutely knows what he's doing. They don't call him a sex god for nothing, but while you may want to come back for more, he's not lacking for partners. Maybe he'll call you again... but maybe not. Whatever you do, don't ask for a relationship - he's not the type to settle down.

My fics he appears in:

Whiskey & Scotch (villa fic - chapters 41 & 44) Another Round (oneshot - threesome with Bobby and Josie) cocked & loaded (oneshot - secondary character) Whiskey & Wildflowers (villa fic - chapter TBD)

Others' fics he appears in:

Just one more bad decision by Kittidot (there's Magnus smut in this one!) everything that glitters is moissanite by Colorkiller (secondary character) Be My Hero and I'll be Yours by ChronicComicObsession (very briefly in chapter 20, but he's there) Fire on Fire by thesepromises (a Lucas/Magnus short chaptered fic, in progress) Wild Child by Queen_of_Boops (a family scene in chapter 7) In My Veins by ChronicComicObsession (brief mention in chapter 3)

Bergström Profiles:

Henrik Bergström Rasmus Bergström

I struggled so hard with this character sheet, so special thanks to @sparxaf for all the help with it! For anyone unfamiliar with Magnus, he's one of two brothers I headcanon for Henrik, both of whom I created for the family day chapter of W&S. Within a few lines, Magnus took on a life of his own, and it's been amazing to see how others have adopted him as well! It's the biggest honour I could ask for.

[anewkindofme]

If your still doing headcanons could you do one for Freya Mikaelson? Also who you think her little would be or if she’d have one? <3

Sure! I love Freya. <3 Though, this sort of turned into Freya and Keelin headcanons. Hope that's okay!

Ask me for headcanons on characters from my fandom list!

So, I've had an idea running around in my head for awhile and it involves resurrecting yet another member of this insane family...

Shortly after Keelin and Freya marry, they come across a young man who strikingly resembles the Mikaelson family.

After a few weeks, it becomes clear that he is Henrik. His soul was resurrected some time ago. However, when he saw the destruction his family caused, he stayed away. Now, however, he realizes they're better and has returned. It doesn't take long for him to be classified as a Little. That's where Freya and Keelin come in...

Prior to finding Henrik, Freya and Keelin fostered Littles who were waiting to find their forever caregiver.

Freya teaches Henrik all about magic. He knew some from growing up with Esther, but it's obviously been a while.

Being a Mikaelson, Freya is overprotective by nature. She is scared to let Henrik out of her sight for very long.

She is a huge proponent of co-sleeping and learns about attachment parenting from Hayley, which she appreciates.

Being the oldest of her family, she's learned how to play peacekeeper which gives her awesome patience when it comes to being a caregiver.

For the most part, she and Keelin are in synch when it comes to their parenting styles. As a wolf, Keelin falls into the same "attachment parenting, keep our pup close, etc." theme that Freya and Hayley do.

That being said, Keelin isn't as protective and that runs into issues when she tries to encourage Freya to relax a bit.

Henrik is initially nervous about living with a wolf, but Keelin is able to build his trust.

Freya loves babysitting her brothers' Littles, especially Kol! She lost out on so much time with her family. Maybe she can't get all of their childhoods back, but she can his!

Freya is very much into nature. Anti-technology is her middle name. She loves to take Henrik or any other Little in her care outside to play.

She speaks Norwegian to Henrik and sings him lullabies in their mother tongue.

[doctor-henriks-office]

A semi non Canon Dr. Shneeplestein acc.

Our doctor friend isn't innocent:)

Keep in mind with that I portray him my own way.

Cross Randoms and egos welcome as well of ocs.

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Refer to me as seb out of roleplay. - he/him. - I'm 18 but will not be doing in NSFW rps here. Probably never will as of now I headcanon Henrik to be Asexuel.

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Henrik is pan-romantic and demi-romantic tho ships are welcomed.

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I'm selective of who I roleplay with due to my experiences but not just completely picky.

Ask box open 24/7 tho I'm not free 24/7.

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Walk in check-ups - ask.

patient files - roleplay threads.

Daily check ups - rp memes.

Closed office - ooc.

ExamRoomReady - in character but non rp post.

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[csmicletters]

for the character ask, i need to know your thoughts on gary. or tim. or chelsea (for fun).

I am gonna do them all cause I love them. 🥰🥹

GARY

1: sexuality headcanon: straight

2: otp: MC

3: brotp: Bobby

4: notp: Lottie, Hannah, Chelsea… just no.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I mean he and MC married and lived happily ever after, there is no other option. Also I love a “re-connection” situation, in a way I like to think of a childhood friends situation with Gary.

6: favorite line from this character: I love when he says he can’t make a sandwich. And when he talks about his nan. I just love him.

7: one way in which I relate to this character: He is a bit clueless just like me lol. But I love the fact that he is down to earth and he is a pretty relatable character.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Kissing Lottie. I feel like he regretted this for the rest of his life.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Cinnamon Roll

TIM

1: sexuality headcanon: I think he is straight, he may be a bit curious but I don’t see him acting on it.

2: otp: Ok, there is no other option for Tim, it’s gotta be MC.

3: brotp: Rohan

4: notp: Jen, obviously if you feel shame of this man you don’t deserve him

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Per season 3, I would like to think in the end, Tim and MC ended up together.

6: favorite line from this character: I love when he gets up to help MC during Cherrygate and the other when Miles says he said he was gonna marry MC, I fell in love with him than and there.

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I think he is lighthearted and he have his friends backs always and he likes to take care of them, and I feel like I am the same way.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: my boy can’t do no wrong, he is perfect, sorry

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Problematic fave all the way, boy is weird

CHELSEA

1: sexuality headcanon: I think she is curious. I can see Chelsea wanting to explore a bit wild kisses with friends and not being scared of a good time, but I don’t see her in a relationship with a woman.

2: otp: I really do think Chelsea would be great with Henrik, and it may be a unpopular opinion but I like her with Rocco during CMM

3: bratp: MC and I love it

4: notp: Kassam I always crack up thinking the desperation in Kassam’s eyes if he had to spend time with Chelsea. Also, Lucas… he could not deal with her.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I love the idea of her and MC being roommates with a pug and a rug, and a mug. 🥹

6: favorite line from this character: when she says MC is the wine of the Sangria. It’s very sweet.

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I also have ADHD and some of her actions are very relatable to me.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: I don’t know if I would say embarrassment, but I feel bad for how naive she can be, but overall I think she is pure and precious and I don’t think she means any harm.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Problematic fave for sure.

[hopeshoodie]

As a Rahim Stan, I feel like I disassociate actual(pixel) behavior Rahim with what I think he should be.

Do you do that? Or am I just on crack!🤪

LMAO as a Noah kinnie I'm not allowed to say that other people can't headcanon fixing their favorite LI 😵

Rahim was the LI that I ended the game with on my first playthrough, and I love him so dearly, but you're so right that his behavior is out of control.

I chalk it up to Love Island being like... basically the worst place for him to be. Yes, he found love like he wanted to, but he's so introverted, conflict avoidance, self-conscious, and particular that it ended up showing all his worst sides.

And honestly, I forgive him for being standoffish towards Priya and Marisol after they rejected him. I forgive him for being so particular about cleanliness and organization to the point where he's SO worked up about bruised fruit. I forgive him for keeping Shannon and then switching for Jo, he genuinely had feelings for Jo and Shannon is so fucking hot I get it. I even forgive him for not apologizing to MC when Jo/Shannon happens (he genuinely liked all three women but then got overwhelmed by the game and when they started fighting).

The thing about Rahim that always gets me is that he's SO particular about the way he wants things to be that he ends up shaming and embarrassing MC, mostly in the last 10 days of the game. Things like if she runs in the grocery store reprimanding her, calling her messy, telling her that her jokes are bad... Broke my heart. I justify it by saying that he's just burnt out by the show and lashing out, but it's not a good excuse.

There are so many things I love about Rahim. I think he does the self-conscious to slightly more confident character arch way more believably and subtly than Hannah, Bobby, and Felix do. He is SO sincere and romantic, and hands down his lines are the best romance lines in the game. And he's a genuinely good friend to Noah, Henrik, and MC (if they're not dating). I say this for all my favorite characters, but I love how realistically flawed he is, and in-canon I think he has a lot of growing to do after the show.

[nikarie5]

No nap for Cap - snippet

Based on the line “He’s also really bad at taking his pre-game nap.” from @lumosinlove team rosters. Rating: General audience, reference to Coops.

Setting: Long road trip – first game at the Climate Pledge arena in Seattle. A list of Sirius’s excuses to get out of the mandatory team nap on a rainy Seattle afternoon, and Coach Weasley’s responses. Thanks to @lumosinlove for the characters, @noots-fic-fests for organising, and @hazelnoot-analyst for the archiving :)

-I slept on the bus here from Vancouver. -Sirius, the bus left at 6 am. It doesn’t count. Plus, you slept for less than half an hour. You talked with Pots the rest of the time.

-I took a micro-nap on the Space Needle elevator. -No, you closed your eyes because you are afraid of heights.”

-Is my first visit to Seattle, and we didn’t get to go to the lower levels of Pike’s Public Market.. -We’re staying here tomorrow, you can go then. Besides, it closes at 4, you’d only get half an hour, tops.”

-Have to go set up a surprise meeting with Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe for Loops and Leo. Need to go finalise details. Bye Coach. -They are joining the team workout tomorrow morning, Sirius. Surprise. So, naptime.

-I have class at the German Language School. -What? -Need some good chirps for Grubauer. -No Sirius.

-But Remus snores, I won’t be able to sleep, so why bother? -That bodes poorly for the rest of your life. Take a nap, Cap.

-But it’s a rainy day, and in the rain, the pavement shines like silver. -If you sing me the whole musical one more time, Cap, I swear I’ll stick you on babysitting duty for the rest of your time with the Lions. Take your nap.

-I am meeting up with Brady, he is going to give me a locals tour. -Brady knows our travel routine, he wouldn’t dare. (Headcanon: Brady Smith was the team member sent to the Seattle Kraken as part of the expansion.)

-There is a troll, I can’t sleep near trolls. Need Olli or Henrik to exorcise it first. -Really, Sirius? What did the poor troll do to you? No, don't tell me. Go nap.

-I have an appointment to see tattoo artist. He has a year-long waitlist. -One, Sirius, you know you would save that for the off-season. Two, Cap, you don’t have your special squeezee with you that you need to get any shot. Try again.

-I ran out of honey for my sandwich, I need to go find a grocery store. -Moody packs extra, you know this. Sleep, Cap.

-My room is on the wrong side, the sun will be in my eyes. -Then close the curtains, Cap, you know this. -But I will still know the sun is there. Better I use the pool, will just float, promise. -No Cap.

-I drank too much coffee, if I nap, j’aurai toujours les jitters for the match. -Nice try, Cap. Take a nap.”

-Je n’en ai pas envie. I am not tired. -Tampis. To bed, Cap.

-I won’t nap, I will just keep Remus from napping. Best I leave him alone. -You want me to assign you to different rooms for this season’s roadies? - Non, non Coach. J’y vais.