No nap for Cap - snippet
Based on the line “He’s also really bad at taking his pre-game nap.” from @lumosinlove team rosters.
Rating: General audience, reference to Coops.
Setting: Long road trip – first game at the Climate Pledge arena in Seattle. A list of Sirius’s excuses to get out of the mandatory team nap on a rainy Seattle afternoon, and Coach Weasley’s responses.
Thanks to @lumosinlove for the characters, @noots-fic-fests for organising, and @hazelnoot-analyst for the archiving :)
-I slept on the bus here from Vancouver.
-Sirius, the bus left at 6 am. It doesn’t count. Plus, you slept for less than half an hour. You talked with Pots the rest of the time.
-I took a micro-nap on the Space Needle elevator.
-No, you closed your eyes because you are afraid of heights.”
-Is my first visit to Seattle, and we didn’t get to go to the lower levels of Pike’s Public Market..
-We’re staying here tomorrow, you can go then. Besides, it closes at 4, you’d only get half an hour, tops.”
-Have to go set up a surprise meeting with Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe for Loops and Leo. Need to go finalise details. Bye Coach.
-They are joining the team workout tomorrow morning, Sirius. Surprise. So, naptime.
-I have class at the German Language School.
-What?
-Need some good chirps for Grubauer.
-No Sirius.
-But Remus snores, I won’t be able to sleep, so why bother?
-That bodes poorly for the rest of your life. Take a nap, Cap.
-But it’s a rainy day, and in the rain, the pavement shines like silver.
-If you sing me the whole musical one more time, Cap, I swear I’ll stick you on babysitting duty for the rest of your time with the Lions. Take your nap.
-I am meeting up with Brady, he is going to give me a locals tour.
-Brady knows our travel routine, he wouldn’t dare.
(Headcanon: Brady Smith was the team member sent to the Seattle Kraken as part of the expansion.)
-There is a troll, I can’t sleep near trolls. Need Olli or Henrik to exorcise it first.
-Really, Sirius? What did the poor troll do to you? No, don't tell me. Go nap.
-I have an appointment to see tattoo artist. He has a year-long waitlist.
-One, Sirius, you know you would save that for the off-season. Two, Cap, you don’t have your special squeezee with you that you need to get any shot. Try again.
-I ran out of honey for my sandwich, I need to go find a grocery store.
-Moody packs extra, you know this. Sleep, Cap.
-My room is on the wrong side, the sun will be in my eyes.
-Then close the curtains, Cap, you know this.
-But I will still know the sun is there. Better I use the pool, will just float, promise.
-No Cap.
-I drank too much coffee, if I nap, j’aurai toujours les jitters for the match.
-Nice try, Cap. Take a nap.”
-Je n’en ai pas envie. I am not tired.
-Tampis. To bed, Cap.
-I won’t nap, I will just keep Remus from napping. Best I leave him alone.
-You want me to assign you to different rooms for this season’s roadies?
- Non, non Coach. J’y vais.
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guys I did something super normal and sane again...
I am going to make a dashboard for the assushi data. I wireframed (designed) what it is gonna look like. (All the data atm is fake) but loooook:
teehee I made those peach icons and the postions icons lol
I am gonna be coding it here if you wana see that for some reason. I outlined the README with code stuff too: Assushi Repo
Okay okay so I am planning for the counters to do a cute flip animation when you open it, so imagine that.
Here also is the loading page design I have. I am going to make a gif of byakko's tail doing the cat wag thing.
On the graph I am going to have a popover for each data point like this:
also clicking that peach in the top corner will open up a modal (popup window) that will explain the rules of assushi.
I could potentially also add the fisheye data on here somehow. idk.
I am open to any feedback or ideas as long as you are nice bc i am sensitive lol <3
I am hoping I can finish this before we finish season 1, but I'll keep y'all posted.
AND AND AND I am going to make something for myself to easily capture the data and then automaticlaly upload this page. But only I will be able to go on there so the data doesn't get messed up.
Also i might give up if life get's too life-y (:
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I can just imagine how pissed off some of the followers would be if the Creator chose to favor those who don't care/don't follow the divine (ex. Alhaitham, Baizhu, probably Scaramouche). Like, You chose the ones that aren't even followers of Your faith??? (The reason You chose these guys is because they don't treat You like some holy artifact that needs to be coddled and kept hidden from the world.) -sibling anon, who realizes they might not have explained this to the best of their ability (I'm tired a lil)
i’m imagining a more cult-y au wherein the “lesser” followers are actually just sane and don’t wanna touch you because of the other acolytes, and… that’s really funny actually
childe, covered in blood, an ‘offering’ of bone in his hands: why don’t you prefer me, your grace? what have i done wrong? why do you spend your time with this… this….
you, playing chess w scaramouche, who just called you an idiot for letting him capture your rook: ………call it personal preference
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